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2 Eggs onegaishimasu

>> No.11232014
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hai hai

>> No.11232015

>>11232012
He'd never say please.

2 EGGS YOU FUCK
would be more like him

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>>11232014
OI! NANI SUNDAYO?!

>> No.11232016

What the fuck was wrong with that girl's husband last night?

>> No.11232018
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SCALLOPS ISSU DONE DESU

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WHERE IS CHICKEN? WHERE IS PORK?

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>>11232017
ARA-ARA! Ramsay sama! Not too rough desu!

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>>11232021
Makasetoke!

>> No.11232026
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This is shit food

0/10

>> No.11232029
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I hate bully's kitchen

It's such a mean show. Everybody bullies each other, the customers, the chefs, the waiters, even the security guards.

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一蟹カキカーキ御願いします!!!

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>>11232026
HAAAH?? NANDATTE? SHINDE KUDASAI!

>> No.11232031

I'm completely missing out..

>> No.11232033

>>11232028
holy shit its niggy, maybe the ck jannie will be nicer to you

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pls leave

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Chicken is on the way~!

>> No.11232037

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlAR1rITpM

>> No.11232038

Master Chef is better.

>> No.11232041

Best thread on /jp/ right now.

>> No.11232043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdlDYWG7no

>> No.11232045

>>11232036
OI bitch ona, yamette kudasai. Wear some clothes you useless piece of shit, you'll give the customers INFECTION? BAKA JANAI NO?

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>>11232045
THAT'S MY LINE!

>> No.11232049

>>11232041
hell yeah nii-san

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>>11232018
SCALLOPS JANAI DESU! SAIDO OKONAO!

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>>11232053

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>>11232053
Fish is done!

>> No.11232058

FUCKING RAW DESU

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>>11232059
Yokatta! Arigato gozaimasu!

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>>11232040
Hey you, GET OUT!

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Ano... ee

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The food here is really disgusting

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>>11232068

Oi chef, I've been waiting for my risotto for 2 hours. How are you going to take responsibility for this?

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HAY? HAY!!!

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>>11232076
Sorry, the chef is busy
but here's your risotto

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This guy, and his fame, is kind of pathetic.

The show is popular because he's in a position of power and uses it to senselessly abuse his subordinates. People do it vicariously, like with any piece of entertainment, and enjoy it that way. It's cavemannish shit that appeals to barbaric tendencies.

People say only sociopaths enjoy asserting their power harmfully over other humans, but that's a transparent lie. The success of things like this prove that everyone likes it. It's in human nature. Sociopaths are just a scapegoat to pin the guilt on.

Well, this is only from a contemporary perspective. Speaking objectively, who cares if one human is traumatized to bring joy to another? That's how the universe functions. The food chain and such. The fortunate dine on the unfortunate.

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Fried puke coming right up!

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WHAT IN BLOODY MARY IS GOING ON FOR GODS SAKE

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>>11232088
YEAH YEAH SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH AND LISTEN

WE NEED 10 FUCKING CHICKENS ON THE TABLE RIGHT NOW
GOT IT?
GO!

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dozo

>> No.11232107

>>11232088
Most of his restaurants aren't even rated good.

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>>11232101

That's really mean.

>>11232107

That's because he's not a particularly good chef any more, and never was in the global climate anyway (just in Britain.)

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>>11232093
What in the blazes is this? You expect someone to eat this shit? That's not even in the menu!

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>>11232104
absolutely delicious!

>> No.11232123

>>11232104
Notice how the beard blends in so perfectly with the plum purple stew? Such a wonderful sight to behold, showing true appreciation towards the quality of composition.
Some may say food is just food, but in rare instances such as these, they can be art.

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>>11232074
EAT YOUR BURGERS ELSEWHERE
>>11232076
OH SHUT UP
>>11232081
The fuck you want?
>>11232104
looking real good
>>11232115
Get to work will ya?
>>11232117
Glad you liked it Jesus Christ

>> No.11232127

Nice thread trevor

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Konbanwa Gordon-kun

Watashiwa Ainsley desu

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awguioawhgfoaivansufhawoirh

>> No.11232142

>>11232134

It's funny because arc is black.

>> No.11232139

>>11232134
BLOODY APE STOLE ALL OUR APPLES, WHAT DO WE DO GORDON-SAMA?

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>>11232139
Let me handle this

>> No.11232147

good thread (:

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>>11232131
Yes good to see you, mind getting rid of the black ape for me? No offense
>>11232134

>> No.11232162

can someone make a touhou/hell's kitchen crossover?

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>>11232159
YOSH! HAJIMERO

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>>11232139
>>11232146
>>11232159
>>11232165

Have I rustled thine jimbobs?

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>>11232173
Then prepare yourself you fucking hairy piece of shit

How do you like them apples? Ever heard of fruit ninja? Because you're going to see a new high score

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>>11232181
You're food is still tad horrible

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>>11232181
Hey give me back my sword kudasai

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>>11232194
OR ELSE WHAT?

>> No.11232213

Gay.

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>>11232199
I chip the hell out of your favorite knife

WAKARIMASU KA???

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dozo, one onigiri ramsey-sama.

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Gordon sensei this is oishii desu

>> No.11232241

this guy seems cursed to misfortune, it's amazing he's still alive

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>>11232230
...

>> No.11232270

>>11232088
Too retarded to have seen any of his British shows, or bothered to read up on him I see. I guess I shouldn't expect much else out of some degenerate that spams anime images all day.

>> No.11232271

What are some situations that allow me to cook food for a loli? I want to make a nice meal for a loli.

>> No.11232287

>>11232271
Working at a fast food chain might do the trick.

>> No.11232283

>>11232271
Everyday until you like it

>> No.11232285

>>11232088
He's not popular only because of the show, but also becayse he's the most decorated and highly-rated chefs in history.

>> No.11232288

>>11232271

Being a parent

>> No.11232292

>>11232271
Invite a parent who has a loli to a dinner party at your home.

>> No.11232296

>>11232283
I don't understand.

>>11232287
That's not exactly what I was hoping for. There's really a lot of margin for error working for fast food and very little skill required for cooking the food.

>>11232288
Single men can't adopt little girls.

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>>11232230
How about no?

I'll keep the sword, and you keep your dick in your bloody mouth

got it, dickface?

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>>11232305
comedy gold

but where's our tuna salad?

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>>11232309
Thankyou for waiting!
Did you ordered the tuna salad sandwich?

>> No.11232318

>>11232309
>tuna salad

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>>11232305
A-Anata mo...

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>>11232341
Mary had a little lamb

dumbass

>> No.11232355

>>11232341
you are trying to suck your dicknose with that mouth?

l-lewd

>> No.11232356

>>11232316
No, I didn't. I believe it was that British gentlemen over there that ordered the fish pie.

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>>11232165

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>>11232349
That post made sense like my asshole made honey

>> No.11232368

>>11232037
Who would have thought that livestock would need to be killed eventually? It's almost as if we once had to hunt for our food because it had vital proteins, vitamins and minerals; but now we have domesticated the livestock so they live a much better life.

>> No.11232369

Not funny.

Go back to /a/, retard.

>> No.11232379

>>11232123
beeblefox pls

>> No.11232385

>>11232369
Calm down

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>>11232362
Sorry about that

My lamb tends to get carried away

>> No.11233386

fuck gordon ramsay

>> No.11233402

Gordon is moe.

>> No.11233422

>>11233386
why though

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