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This is a spirit of whimsy and donuts.

>> No.11228826
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>/??/

>> No.11228836

want to fug the donut hole

>> No.11228903

pikachu?

>> No.11228940

What is a vampire?

A miserable pile of donuts.

>> No.11228947

>>11228940
lol us gamers man

we have the best gay dumb quotes from shitty old games with broken translations

us fucking gamers man

>> No.11228948

Why do Japs think doughnuts are so funny? Toei SHT shows are puting them everywhere lately too

>> No.11228977
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>>11228948

They're tasty but not all that funny.

>> No.11228986

>>11228947
yeah SOTN was a terrible game *pops Sims 3:NightLife Expansion in the DVD drive*

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Donuts are too fucking expensive to buy it frequently.

$10 for 3 donuts.

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>>11228986
>>11228947

Please stop using my posting style. I am the creator as detailed in post >>10892074. I have not given you license to use it.

>> No.11229011

fug shinobu

>> No.11229010

i'm watching hunter x hunter, oreimo s2, shingeki no kyojin, space brothers, kitakubu katsudou kiroku, tamayura s2, gin no saji, danganronpa and watashi ga motenai
downloaded blood and kiniro mosiac but have not watched them yet #jp

>> No.11229023

>>11229010
gin no saji is such a good anime. It makes me so happy. bliss. pure bliss
#Bliss

>> No.11229176

>>11228995

So make your own.

>> No.11229182

>>11229011

i wish i cud

>> No.11229185

Is there a blanket term for things like holding hands, hugging, and cuddling? Those are all things I want to do with a loli.


How can I do that? Do I have to have a loli girlfriend? How do I get a loli girlfriend?

>> No.11229198

>>11229185
Me too, dude.

It's called "love"

>> No.11229207
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>>11229198

Nonsense. Love is a poetic framing of the vicious, instinctually-motivated urge to reproduce. I know this because I'm an expert on reproduction.

>> No.11229208

>>11229198
I mean a term for all of those physical actions. It's just a hassle to type out wanting to hug, and cuddle, and hold hands with a loli. I'd like to just be physically comfortable with her. I normally don't like people touching me or anything, but if it were a loli I wouldn't mind if she hung on me or leaned against me or touched me as she walked by or anything like that. I'd enjoy it, actually.

Is there a term for that sort of physical contact and comfort between people?

>> No.11229216

>>11229207
>Love is a poetic framing of the vicious, instinctually-motivated urge to reproduce.

If that's true then why do people fall in love with little girls who are too young to reproduce? Shouldn't instincts filter those sorts of things out?

>> No.11229223

>>11229198
Fucking gay

>> No.11229232
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>>11229216

It depends on your definition of 'little girl.' Girls can reproduce after puberty, which comes much earlier than what modern-day people consider to be adulthood. Even if we're defining 'little girl' as a time before puberty, the 'love' instinct could still assist in the continuation of the creature's genes because even if the little girl isn't immediately able to reproduce, she will inevitably be able to in the future. Also, instincts are indiscriminant and prone to mistakes when dealing with fields outside their purpose.

>> No.11229233

>>11229232

holy fuck it honto is trevor

useless biology degree and all

>> No.11229237

>>11229232
6-11

>> No.11229315

>>11229208
>I normally don't like people touching me or anything, but if it were a loli I wouldn't mind

Do you think my family notices this sort of thing? I don't like being touched or touching people unless it's any of my loli relatives.

>> No.11229381

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11229383

>>11229003
What are the proper headvocies to use for the various /jp/ posting styles? I always just use this autistic kid that I used to go to school with.

>> No.11229570

i want to have sex with tsukihi.

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