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11227229 No.11227229[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why is /jp/ so boring today?

>> No.11227233

>>11227229
Thursday is a pretty boring day

>> No.11227237
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it you who is teh boremeister!

>> No.11227238

No one is sexting.

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>>11227229
Because I only just got here. It's going to get really fun from here on out!

>> No.11227240

I blame janny.

>> No.11227250

We're all posting on the ~secret board~.

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>>11227242
wowoo party time

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>>11227261
Yeah!!

>> No.11227272

>>11227268
What type of dildo is that? What would you recommend for a cock sucking orgy?

>> No.11227277

>>11227238
anoooon-kun, hurry up and stick it in my boypussy~

>> No.11227287

>>11227277
There's that word again. Last I checked, nothing comes out of a pussy.

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>>11227272
It's a glowstick! Modern ones are non-toxic so it should be okay to use as a dildo but I wouldn't really recommend it. Also why would you bring dildos to a cock sucking orgy? You have cocks all around you so just use those.

>> No.11227293

>>11227286
he said cock SUCK, not cock FUCK

>> No.11227294

>>11227286
Double the pleasure, have you ever been fucked and gotten your cock sucked at the same time? Even at an orgy there will be someone who will need to use a dildo.

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HEY BOY...

>> No.11227312 [DELETED] 

janny-kun is baleeting the nonboring thredz

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>> No.11227320

>>11227287
you must not have checked since you were born then

>> No.11227323

>>11227287
How cute, you are in for a surprise if you ever get a girlfriend.

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>>11227320
>>11227323
You guys talking about pussies and what comes out of them is pretty hot.

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>>11227342
Let's talk about cocks instead. How many people here have sucked a cock? Please describe the experience.

>> No.11227352

>>11227349
It feels wondrous.

>> No.11227355

>>11227349
It was salty.

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>>11227349
Tha'ts boring I see my dick and what comes out of it everyday.

How often do I get to see a pussy though?

>> No.11227359

>>11227349
Find out yourself. http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

>> No.11227361

There's no loli thread.

>> No.11227362,1 [INTERNAL] 

bump

>> No.11227362,2 [INTERNAL] 

Because I'm banned and have a static IP now.

I can't go a single day without racking up a 3-day ban somehow.

>> No.11227362,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,2
>have a static IP now

I highly doubt this, a lot. A static WAN IP address is something you have to pay specifically for, and manually configure a router to connect to. Do you know what subnet and gateway your ISP has told you to connect to? Then congrats you do not have a static IP address and you are connected to your ISP via DHCP.

Look up a tutorial on how to change your router's MAC address.






>> No.11227362,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,3
The point is that I don't have access to the router hence I can't change it so it's static as far as I'm concerned.

Stop acting like you're smart because you know the formal definition of a static IP. I was hosting LAMP servers back when you were still sucking on your mom's dick.

>> No.11227362,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,4
My mom doesn't have a dick.

Go get access to the router faget or just say that rather than "muh static IP".



>> No.11227362,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,5
No, I enjoy watching virgin nerds like you get butthurt when I use your nerd terms incorrectly.

Also, how would you know your mom doesn't have a dick? Did you look? I bet you were hoping to find a dick and were disappointed you fucking faggot. No wonder your dad killed himself.

>> No.11227362,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,6
Virgin nerd this faggot nerd that.

If I didn't know any better I'd think you have a fetish for that kind of stuff.

>> No.11227362,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,4
>LAMP
lol, what a pleb

>> No.11227362,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,6
holy fuck you are a retarD LMAO

>> No.11227362,10 [INTERNAL] 

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴠɪsɪᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴍ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴇᴀᴛh ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>> No.11227362,11 [INTERNAL] 

I've been banned for 2 weeks. The whole place is a mess without me, isn't it?

>> No.11227362,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11227362,8
That was a decade ago you twit.

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