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ITT - /jp/ related poems.
Try your hand at it and see what we might come up with.
As a good little OP, I'll start.

Dimensions of three, a pigs disgust.

>> No.11223434

/jp/ sort of shit
years pass, people come and go
/jp/ is still shit

>> No.11223436

Now, now, now's the time right now!
What slowness can I offer you?
I am copyright owner Madow!

>> No.11223439

The first and the last time I trust a Poem AI.

"The Janny Said"

In the beginning Janny created rain and depths of hell.
And Janny said,
"Let there be slay the Janny,"
and there was slay the Janny.
Janny saw that the slay the Janny was good,
He send it to you as a gift for Doomsday.
And happy Doomsday.

>> No.11223459

no one cares.

feel like dying.

want to fucking murder.

only way to cope is with anxiety meds.

maybe Nine Inch Nails for hours.

the demons are calling, the brutish monsters stomach is bursting with bullshit.

he no longer wants to swallow anymore.

the 10 foot tall beast, pulsing muscles, black eyes with red pupils, fists clenched, teeth grinding, eye brows furrowed in rage, entire body shaking, only one singular thought.

complete annihilation.

tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok

>> No.11223463

>>11223429
katawa garbage is not allowed.

delete your ugly thread.

>> No.11223466

>>11223463
that's like saying any thread with a 2hu image is 2hu related

>> No.11223468

Your board misses you
Return to your own shit hole
/a/ is not welcome

>> No.11223474

>>11223439
Top kek. My sides.

>> No.11223476

>>11223466
you don't understand, dumb crossboarder. non japanese pseudo novels do not belong here.

what the fuck is wrong with /jp/?

>> No.11223480

>>11223476
look at this disgusting tryhard nerd lmao

>> No.11223484
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>>11223476
Been that way since before 2010, anon, your newfag is showing.

>> No.11223490

>>11223476
the thread isn't related to the image you neo-/jp/ tryhard subhuman

>> No.11223492

>>11223484
>2010

>> No.11223498

kuso thread has been awarded.

>> No.11223503

>>11223492
Go to the archives newfag, do some research and you'll realize that I'm only reflecting a predominant community opinion.
Also please stop that ironic greentext. You look very childish. Sage isn't a downvote.

>> No.11223510

So, which 2hu fuk?
I wish DHAF was still here,
Madoka a shit.

>> No.11223513

>>11223503
lol

>> No.11223518

>>11223513
Nice comeback, troll

>> No.11223519

>tfw no poets on /jp/ ;_;
Are you guys even trying?

>> No.11223529

>>11223480
>>11223484
>>11223490
fuck off crossboarder scum. discuss your weakling poems for faggots elsewhere.

>> No.11223531

Katawa a shit
Please go home you crossboarding scum
Not /jp/ related

>> No.11223537

>>11223529
Post your poem

>> No.11223543

>>11223540
Don't give up on the thread!

>> No.11223540

Aw, I just wanted a nice poem thread and Lily was one of few images I have saved.

Oh well, thank to those who contributed. Next time, I'll keep in mind to use another image.

>> No.11223552

>>11223543
I'm sorry but it doesnt seem like my thread was very appreciated. Perhaps I'll try again at a later hour.

See you later.

>> No.11223553

>>11223540
Don't let them shape who you are, anon. Just be yourself.

>> No.11223559

>>11223540
a day gone by

without lips on cock

is a terrible sight

so get on your knees and suck

dude

>> No.11223564

passed from a standstill

six cylinders are firing

josh48 has struck

>> No.11223565

Defend,
your ancient is assailed.
Latch, bounce, hook...
Victory.

>> No.11223571

ten desires huh?

who is the touhou in question?

sanae is a slut

>> No.11223573
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>>11223559
Be on jaypee
Eating spaghetti
Being called a dude
Very uncool
My little loli body
Cannot take such insult.
*puff cheeks*
I'm not a dude!

>> No.11223579

>>11223573
C-cute.

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11223607

feel when janny is a dumber than a dumb girl
feel when mods are all dumb facebook cunts
feel when you get banned by these people
moot needs to be beheaded
behead moot, save /jp/

>> No.11223612 [DELETED] 

/jp/ - fuck da janitor das it mane

oh wada fuk man
ekusudeedeedeedee
sage in all posts

>> No.11223615

>>11223607
feel when static IP

>> No.11223627

Love poems allowed too, right op?

Deer Raymu
u r my
BROmu

Anon

>> No.11223679

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I-Is this what they call
"Literary Otaku"??

>> No.11223684

takin a shit
browsin jaypee
wishin that moot would
respond to me

i said "hey there moot
delete jaypee
i want them little /jp/sies
to just run free"

but i got nothing
still sittin in jaypee
hopin that janny
will let us be

i'm done with my shit
now i gotta go pee
i think i'll just go
pee on jaypee

>> No.11223705
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shiteposter got nowhere to hide
janny the mighty is on our side
shiteposter gets rekt
and his privilege gets chekt
janny took em all for a ride

>> No.11223726
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11223726

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sanae is a slut,
Please fuck her butt.

Twice.

>> No.11223844

Im glad this thread managed to take off after all.

Please continue

>> No.11224058

>>11223726
wow
so deep
green hair
slut 2hu
wow
best shrine maidn
wow

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>>11223726

Actually, violets are violet. That's why they're called violets.

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11224091

Jaypee, jaypee,
Is boring but for some reason,
I've come here again today,
Jaypee, jaypee,
Creativity is something none of us have,
so we can all take it easy.
(Take it easy!)

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>>11224090

>> No.11224142

>>11224091
yukkuri shimasu!!!

>> No.11224196

>>11224090
‘Violet is a shade of blue [...]’
— American National Council for the Standardization of Color Names

>> No.11224787

>>11224196
>Americans
That explains it.

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