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Why does Alice get impregnated so much? There's like 9 pages for the tags Touhou + impregnation for the gorillon characters Touhou project has yet Alice gets to be the MC of 1/9.

Fertility drugs maybe?

>> No.11221628

Because she's a good housewife type of character.

You know, besides the whole canonically fucking nuts part, but nobody gives a shit about canon.

>> No.11221645
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Why are there so many Yukari futanari doujinshi?

>> No.11221665

Because magical strength=magical penises

>> No.11221667

Because apparently her power allows her to make dicks out of nothing.

Fuck canon.

>> No.11221683

aryan genes

>> No.11221686

She potentially can.

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Boundaries of gender, bitch

>> No.11221693

>Boundaries of gender
I was thinking she'd just portal in someones dick

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>> No.11221743

Check your priv DUDE

>> No.11221747

Is the twist here that he's actually getting a blowjob from a guy? That would be fairly funny.

>> No.11221761

Nah, it's Tenshi.

>> No.11221855

In my experience, the tag "impregnation" just means "creampie".

>> No.11221915


>> No.11221962

Why are you assuming I'm a guy? That's terribly sexist.

>> No.11221963

because I want to impregnate Alice.

>> No.11222020

She is creepy, but not insane. Visitors find her unnerving, and most flee, but she is not out of her mind.

>> No.11222051

It's a gender neutral pronoun you freak. You can call a girl dude in certain situations.

>> No.11222109


>> No.11222136


Dude: noun
1: a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner : dandy
2: a city dweller unfamiliar with life on the range; especially : an Easterner in the West
3: fellow, guy —sometimes used informally as a term of address

Suck my gender neutral cock you dweeb

>> No.11222186

>It's okay. It's not even my dick anyway.

I lost it there.

>> No.11222361


I believe the psychological reason is her mature body. Futanari plays on the males attraction to dick as a visual stimuli. Big breast + big dicks + big hips = every man's subconscious's fantasy.

>> No.11222371

>Big breast + big hips = every man's subconscious's fantasy

Fixed that for you. If what you said was true, most, if not all of gay men would get implants.

>> No.11222380

Gay men aren't attracted by the same things straight men are, that's what makes them gay.

>> No.11222383


Not everyone is a faggot like you.

>> No.11222392

I understand what you are trying to get at.
I love my futanaris with huge breasts and huge hips. Mature bodies suit them best.

Loli futas are lame.

>> No.11222400

Are you trying to argue my point or second my opinion?

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>> No.11222412

Would Alice make a good mother for my brown children?

>> No.11222410

But thats like one step away from straight shota.

Thats another thing, Byakuren gets all the fucking /ss/ doujins, sometimes Yuyuko.

>> No.11222419


But I'm not against you being a homo. You can be a flamboyant cocksocker as much as you want. Just don't expect others are the same.

>> No.11222423

Yuuka gets the most /ss/.

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>in exclusively homosexual men who admitted negative affect towards homosexual individuals

I don't know about you, friend, but the only kinds of people I hear using words like "faggot" and "flamboyant cocksucker" are 'persons of negative affect towards homosexuals', and actual homosexuals that are into talking dirty to each other during rough buttfuckings, so which one are you?

>> No.11222442

Only if you count Wriggle.

>> No.11222452


I'm the straight guy who thinks political correct sissies are people with a sinister agenda and the reason why the world becomes more and more an unbearable place. And yet I think it's okay for you to suck cock as much as it is okay for me to call you a cocksucker. It really isn't that complicated.

>> No.11222540

alice is a whore. she can't go a day without cock cumming inside her.

>> No.11222777


You're getting testy over semantics, on 4chan of all places?