jp what it is like to have a maid? do maids typically do lewd stuff for their masters?

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Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:19:39 2013 No.11211996 [DELETED]

jp what it is like to have a maid? do maids typically do lewd stuff for their masters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:20:23 2013 No.11211999 I would hire a cute /jp/sie to be my maid, but /jp/ would just call me a normie for having disposable income, so I guess there's no point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:28:53 2013 No.11212038 >>11211999 Would you hire me? I'm naturally submissive, I'm good at cooking and cleaning and I love to crossdress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:32:23 2013 No.11212048 >>11212038 Are you semi-passable?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:32:53 2013 No.11212051 >>11212038 >Shut the fuck up you queer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:33:53 2013 No.11212056 >>11211996 I have maids in Cebu (Philippines). They are old and natives which means they are brown. I live in the US though. But I would assume it is bad to sleep with a maid, lest she get pregnant and other taboo stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:33:53 2013 No.11212057 >>11212051 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:34:38 2013 No.11212063 >>11212057 >Quote THIS >grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:34:38 2013 No.11212064 >>11212051 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:35:53 2013 No.11212070 >>11212063 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:36:39 2013 No.11212072 >>11212048 If I don't talk then yes. I have long hair, I'm very thin and can do makeup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:37:53 2013 No.11212076 >>11212072 >Please, just go away. You are the reason /jp/ is fucking shit. Go back to tumblr and take your shitty pretend gay meme with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:38:53 2013 No.11212080 >>11212076 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:39:08 2013 No.11212084 >>11212080 >I'm quoting myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:39:53 2013 No.11212081 >>11212038 >I would hire you, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:40:38 2013 No.11212089 Who is everyone quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:43:08 2013 No.11212103 >>11212081 >>11212063 >>11212051 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:43:23 2013 No.11212099 File: 62 KB, 361x440, 1374458960768.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never have qt3.14 maid wash your socks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:43:53 2013 No.11212102 >>11212099 >who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:44:38 2013 No.11212105 >>11212089 >Why aren't you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:45:08 2013 No.11212110 Why the fuck is /jp/ obsessed with lewd things? The second question was completely unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:45:53 2013 No.11212109 I want /pol/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:46:53 2013 No.11212114 >>11212109 >Then don't start a thread with a shitskin, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:48:08 2013 No.11212123 >>11212114 What's it like hating yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:48:39 2013 No.11212122 >>11212114 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:50:53 2013 No.11212128 >>11212123 >Are you calling me a nigger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:53:09 2013 No.11212145 >>11212110 There's no such thing as a stupid question dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:54:38 2013 No.11212150 >>11212123 >Who are you hating?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:55:38 2013 No.11212155 >>11212145 “A stupid question is a question not asked.” - ur mum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:55:53 2013 No.11212156 >>11212150 >I'm hating myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:56:38 2013 No.11212163 >>11212156 >You're great, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:58:08 2013 No.11212172 >>11212163 >Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:59:38 2013 No.11212174 No. That is lewd. Also it's a fantastic way to get a gigantic lawsuit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:00:23 2013 No.11212176 Whenever I smoke pot I feel like I might be gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:00:23 2013 No.11212178 >>11212155 >Why are you blacking his mom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:01:23 2013 No.11212181 Do any of you want to be my maid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:02:24 2013 No.11212188 >>11212178 It's a nice colour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:03:23 2013 No.11212193 >>11212176 >Let's get high and make out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:05:38 2013 No.11212204 >>11212193 >Can I join?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:10:23 2013 No.11212224 File: 20 KB, 275x283, revving intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11212204 >Yup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:11:23 2013 No.11212228 File: 23 KB, 266x274, 1366078086252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:32:06 2013 No.11212667 i want to fuck a maid just once just to see how it feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:49:54 2013 No.11212763 File: 7 KB, 199x239, 1377054681107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >LMAO all these fucking neckbeards huffing their paperbags posting "who are you quoting" >pic related this is you all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:50:08 2013 No.11212771 >>11212766 Why is she your maid? Get a russian mail order bride they do so much more things better and cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:50:08 2013 No.11212772 >>11212766 >deepfag

>>	GetterGuts !!yxeRae6zdSm Mon Jul 22 01:50:23 2013 No.11212766 I have a maid that is an old black lady. She just breaks things and does a sub par job in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:50:23 2013 No.11212768 >>11212763 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:51:53 2013 No.11212776 >this makes me look cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:53:39 2013 No.11212781 >>11212776 >what is shitposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:53:39 2013 No.11212782 >>11212768 >a bloo blooo bloo who are you quotinggg?? >stay mad bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:54:09 2013 No.11212784 File: 63 KB, 501x585, 1221491866586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11212776 >tfw jelly of your coolness despite being jew master race manipulator >tfw real life remilia controlling your fate but still not cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:56:09 2013 No.11212792 >>11212784 >real life remilia don't do this to me dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:57:55 2013 No.11212806 I guess I'll try to find a /jp/ maid some other day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:00:54 2013 No.11212825 >>11212806 Don't you want to hire me? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:01:09 2013 No.11212832 I had a maid. She was old fat and mexican.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:02:54 2013 No.11212836 >>11212825 Are you the same one as before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:04:09 2013 No.11212845 >>11212836 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:07:24 2013 No.11212863 >>11212845 I'll decide later. I'm sure there will be another maid thread soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:08:39 2013 No.11212867 >>11212863 Waiting warmly for your decision, goshujinsama!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:11:09 2013 No.11212877 >>11212867 How tall are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:14:55 2013 No.11212888 >>11212877 187cm, I would have to be a tall and elegant maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:16:54 2013 No.11212892 >>11212888 Send me a quick email if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:30:54 2013 No.11212930 I wish i could be someones maid... I have a few maid outfits which i spent quite a bit on. I love wearing them around the house as i do chores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:32:55 2013 No.11212932 >>11212930 A maid needs to be a good cook too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:34:24 2013 No.11212939 >>11212930 Got any photos to share?

>>	I dunno, I love cooking, but she would have to clean up afterwards Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:40:24 2013 No.11212956 >>11212932

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:41:39 2013 No.11212958 >>11212932 Yes i do that among many other things. Still working on becoming a better cook though. >>11212939 Nope, i have an ugly face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:43:24 2013 No.11212965 What if, The Bachelor, but with /jp/ maids trying to win a job as a maid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:43:54 2013 No.11212966 >>11212958 If you think it's ugly then you could hide it? It's a shame to have spent so much on maid outfits and then nobody see you in them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:45:10 2013 No.11212968 I am not pretty enough to pass as a proper maid. I can't take it easy like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:45:10 2013 No.11212969 >>11212968 It's okay! There's a master out there for every maid!

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:46:09 2013 No.11212971
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I can't cook, i'm terribly lazy, excessively thick facial hair. I'd make a terrible maid.

Guess I have to go the other route and get rich to hire other maids.

Or maybe I could be the one butler. Someone has to schedule and punish them and do their master's taxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:47:09 2013 No.11212974 >>11212958 Please, show us some photos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:49:24 2013 No.11212977 >>11212971 You don't have to be rich, you just have to supple a room for the maid to live in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:51:54 2013 No.11212986 >>11212966 >>11212974 Sorry i shouldn't have spoke, i'm too nervous to post photos here. I love my outfits and i do enjoy them myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:53:09 2013 No.11212991 >>11212986 Aw, you tease. But I don't blame you.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:53:40 2013 No.11212992
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>>11212977
I can barely do that for myself.

And what premise do I have for a maid if theres nothing for her to clean? I suppose I do get a lot of dust just in this one room but even I could clean that out and be good for another month or two.

Wait, we could start a business of maids that come and clean people's computers? I don't think America has fallen far enough to require combat maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:54:54 2013 No.11212997 I have a spare room. Maybe I could get a cute /jp/ maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:56:24 2013 No.11213001 >>11212986 Send me an email then? I won't bite, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:00:54 2013 No.11213017 If you lived somewhere with a cold enough climate, I could get into kigurumi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:01:09 2013 No.11213018 >>11213001 Your email will expire in 10 minutes! I have no photos of my dressed up anyway, i don't want to take a silly mirror photo. I'm sorry i tempted you with my post, i guess i'll just have to keep that fantasy to myself

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:01:40 2013 No.11213021

>>11212992
Someone should start a service of live-in maids that don't really clean or anything, but just hang out with you and be your friend. Maybe there's some lewd stuff on the side, who knows.

Also, a community program in which lolis teach virgins about sexual intercourse. Given the poor state of the American sexual education regimen, this is a much needed social reform program.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:02:24 2013 No.11213024 Would kaypee prefer to have a maid or be the maid?? Please respond, this is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:03:40 2013 No.11213031 >>11213024 oh no I meant to type *jaypee!! how embarassing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:04:54 2013 No.11213035 >>11213024 Both. I would love to enjoy the services of a maid and service someone else. Maybe we should make a cyclical chain of maids and masters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:06:39 2013 No.11213044 >>11213024 I would do both, but I'm too manly to be a maid. I could only do it in a comical way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:09:54 2013 No.11213054 >>11213044 Same here. Although, its not so bad hearing goshujin-sama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:13:39 2013 No.11213063 >>11213018 It won't, you can still send me an email. You don't have to send me a photo straight away either, I want to be your friend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:19:24 2013 No.11213075 I wish I were someones maid... Maybe I'd even thin out by doing chores and helping people!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:20:10 2013 No.11213084 >>11213075 Are you a chubby NEET? :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:22:39 2013 No.11213087 I just got a brilliant idea for a maid dating site.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:22:55 2013 No.11213088 >>11213075 Actually, I don't wanna waste my wish. I wish to marry my boyfriend! He said he'd dress up as a maid with thigh highs for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:23:54 2013 No.11213090 >>11213084 Very chubby, It makes me feel bad when I think about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:23:54 2013 No.11213091 >>11213087 Want to share it with us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:26:54 2013 No.11213101 >>11213063 worth a shot i guess...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:29:24 2013 No.11213103 >>11213091 It's a dating site, but for maids and masters. That's all the further I got.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:29:24 2013 No.11213104 >>11213090 Got any cute skindentation pics? I love chubby NEETs so much, especially when they wear tight fitting clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:32:54 2013 No.11213113 >>/lgbt/ #slay the gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:32:54 2013 No.11213114 >>11213104 too self conscious... sorry. I'm 180 lbs and 5'8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:33:54 2013 No.11213117 >/lgbt/ #slay the gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:34:09 2013 No.11213123 >>11213114 Do you ever feel short?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:34:24 2013 No.11213120 >http://pastebin.com/BJaxfPH2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:36:09 2013 No.11213128 >>11213123 Boring and average. I never really stood out in school in comparison to other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:39:24 2013 No.11213138 >>11213128 O-other girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:41:25 2013 No.11213143 >>11213128 fyi im a guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:44:24 2013 No.11213156 >>11213138 Yes (btw I'm a girl) The only way I can think of standing out in some way is that I always wore a winter coat, like a plaid men's coat my dad gave me (I think it's moosecreek) because I was self conscious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:45:09 2013 No.11213158 >>11213156 I'm sorry. I'm dizzy and need to go lay down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:45:09 2013 No.11213165 >>11213156 m-my fujoshi dreams

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:45:54 2013 No.11213163 File: 15 KB, 600x600, f_30576_1.1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11213156 hey look at that I found it. It's still on my floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:47:39 2013 No.11213175 >>11213156 What's it like having everyone drool over you online? I don't mean this in a mean way, I'm actually curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:48:24 2013 No.11213178 >>11213165 I'm more into yuri. I am an aspiring doujin artist though. My art is shit

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:48:54 2013 No.11213180
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>>11213175
It's probably the same as people drooling over your dick on the online.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:49:09 2013 No.11213189 >>11213175 People don't drool over me, I'm 3dpd. I also don't talk to people on non anonymous sites. When I play mmos I play as a dude to avoid getting attention too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:49:55 2013 No.11213187 >>11213114 Don't worry, it's completely anonymous and I don't think anyone would bully you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:51:09 2013 No.11213194 >>11213192 >3dpd is just a meme Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:51:24 2013 No.11213192 >>11213189 But you sound so nice and 3dpd is just a meme!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:52:09 2013 No.11213195 >>11213178 You sound like my last two girlfriends. This could be akward, I thought I was safe here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:52:24 2013 No.11213197 >>11213194 Please go back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:52:39 2013 No.11213198 >>11213192 >I sound nice I'm a shit person

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:52:54 2013 No.11213200 >>11213187 I would

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:53:09 2013 No.11213206 >>11213198 I would still let you be my maid any day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:55:40 2013 No.11213215 >>11213206 thank

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:56:25 2013 No.11213220 Please post a photo chubby NEET, you'll make a lot of depressed people happy if you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:57:09 2013 No.11213223 >>11213220 But then people will bully her just to be mean, and her picture will be forever archived.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:58:55 2013 No.11213231 >>11213223 As much as I hate it, you're right. I'm just going to go cry myself to sleep now. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:00:10 2013 No.11213241 >>11213231 please don't cry. I can still be your friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:00:55 2013 No.11213238 >>11213231 Please don't cry, you're making me white knight too hard as it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:05:55 2013 No.11213250 >>11213231 marimorimaya@yahoo.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:06:26 2013 No.11213252 >>11213223 Oh god it'd be people just reposting milk and pigma or over and over again. I don't even see the purpose, its just annoying to see. >Why does /jp/ shitpost? Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:06:41 2013 No.11213255 >>11213241 R-really? You can send me an email if you like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:07:55 2013 No.11213258 >>11213255 ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:10:10 2013 No.11213271 >>11213231 >>11213255 This is fucking awful. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:11:11 2013 No.11213275 >>11213271 Ashamed that it's probably a guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:13:25 2013 No.11213281 >>11213275 There ARE no girls on le interdet EPIC maymay X-DD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:14:10 2013 No.11213283 >>11213255 Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:16:41 2013 No.11213288 >>11213281 Are the girl from before? I just have a hard time believing it. You seem too good to be true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:20:55 2013 No.11213302 >>11213288 yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:22:25 2013 No.11213308 I want to be in chubby-chan's harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:26:41 2013 No.11213318 So, did anyone email her and get a response?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:27:10 2013 No.11213321 >>11213318 10 minute mail epxires in 10 minutes motherf*gger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:29:55 2013 No.11213327 This thread is hella gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:30:25 2013 No.11213329 She's abandoned us. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:32:40 2013 No.11213336 >>11213329 I didn't... I posted my email. marimorimaya@yahoo.com I don't have much to talk about. feel free to email me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:38:55 2013 No.11213358 >>11213336 what does your vagina smelll ike?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:39:25 2013 No.11213360 As if any photos posted to an anon's email wouldn't be leaked. If you're going to post a photo just do it here for fucks sake. There's no difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:41:55 2013 No.11213372 >>11213360 I'm not posting photos. They seemed really upset so I made a new email...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:52:55 2013 No.11213423 >>11211996 Maids are probably not very happy having to clean up after someone else like a slave, for money. >do maids typically do lewd stuff for their masters? They don't, they just want to make enough money to eat and pay their bills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:54:26 2013 No.11213430 >>11213423 what if you paid one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:57:56 2013 No.11213445 >>11213423 "If you're applying to be a live in maid, and expect to not have sexual relationships with your master, you're doing it wrong." —Amanda Fournier, Thursday, March 3, 2011

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 04:59:56 2013 No.11213451 Would a /jp/ maid be interested in working for nothing but sexual favors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:02:11 2013 No.11213456 >>11213451 If I was a girl, I could have sex any time, for money or no money. Why would I want to work in order to have sex? Idiotic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:02:56 2013 No.11213459 >>11213451 So you would let me dominate you and drink my piss? That sounds interesting...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:04:41 2013 No.11213466 >>11213459 As long has you're dressed like a cute maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:09:26 2013 No.11213480 >>11213466 That so gross >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:10:56 2013 No.11213484 >>11213480 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:16:41 2013 No.11213502 Dammit, where's the pictures of the chubby NEET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:30:12 2013 No.11213554 File: 308 KB, 1009x764, 1327743725040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11212992 I want combat maids.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:34:57 2013 No.11213580
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>>11213554
We'll need a place that has an extremely wide separation of poverty and power, that eccentrics would need to hire special security forces to keep their estates safe from underworld scum.

Or just our own nutjob cult

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:38:57 2013 No.11213601 >>11213580 Can I use a bow and arrow?

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:44:57 2013 No.11213620
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>>11213601
Only if you were part of the archery club in high school, also you have to have a red maid outfit.

Need to have some sort of color coding for the different squads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:57:12 2013 No.11213658 >>11213104 Why are chubby NEETs something you actively search for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:58:41 2013 No.11213660 >>11213658 Not him, but a chubby NEET girl sounds nice.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:14:27 2013 No.11213719

>>11213660
I have a chubby NEET girl, and they are the best. she's cute and short and chubby and likes to dress up for me. We have several different outfits for her to wear.
we play games, read, and watch stuff together, and cuddle while doing a lot of it. cuddling is the best, she's so soft and squishy and warm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:25:11 2013 No.11213763 Are all you fat fucks? What the hell? I wouldn't mind being /jp/'s meido. It'd mean I'd have a stable job and a chance to wear cute clothes. You can't be fat though. Fat people are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:33:27 2013 No.11213783 >>11213763 Underweight, just hairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:54:16 2013 No.11214334 >>11213719 That sounds amazing, how did you find her? Do you fug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:05:03 2013 No.11214368 File: 409 KB, 843x929, 1373936334055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jp interested in a 3dpd obese GIRL who summer here? All of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:09:03 2013 No.11214378 >>11214368 Well geez, sorry we're not all raging homosexuals like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:11:48 2013 No.11214380 >>11214378 maybe if you ask her enough she'll let you lick her between the fat folds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:30:36 2013 No.11214442 >>11213445 Who the fuck is that and why should I care?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:16:51 2013 No.11215202 File: 29 KB, 337x404, 1362807453228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11214442 u re mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:18:20 2013 No.11215204 >>11214368 Who you quoting /a/ro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:18:35 2013 No.11215205 >>11214368 Hey, I'm not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:43:20 2013 No.11215240 izzat a little bit like the abused secretary chick in that "AAA-1 Surekill" episode of X Files? You know, in that she gets to be the cleaning lady and that her boss keeps insisting on boning her at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:48:05 2013 No.11215252 >>11212103 the death

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:56:52 2013 No.11215268 >>11211996 Someone about that girl really makes me want to colonize her. I don't think I have a lot of imperialist blood in me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:01:06 2013 No.11215278

I would like a maid. It would be either a cute /jp/ boy-maid or a loli maid. Those are the ones I want the most

Both would have cute maid outfits to wear. If I had a loli maid, I would show her how to clean the house, and make breakfast for me. I don't eat anything that's too hard to make, so she would be able to do it. I would want my breakfast soon after I get up, so she would have to wake up before me, after we sleep together. She would also do the laundry and make a nice lunch for me, and maybe dinner. I would cuddle with her a lot, and we would always go to bed together.

If I had a /jp/ boy maid, it would be a little different. He would be my pet. I would make him do the same things a loli maid would do, but I would expect better-cooked food and things that are harder to make, like steak. I would have him wear a collar when I wanted him to, and have him on a leash a lot of the time. He would always crossdress and wear cute panties, while he must have his legs shaven and keep up a girly appearance by himself. I would whip him when I want, whether he wants it or not. I would do more lewd things to him than a loli maid, and dominate him and push him around all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:07:05 2013 No.11215287 >>11215278 I would love to be your maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:18:27 2013 No.11215297 >>11215287 I bet you would, you little boy. Are you cute? You'd have to be prepared to sleep under my bed in your cage each night unless I was feeling nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:20:10 2013 No.11215302 >>11215297 i'm not sure if i'm all that cute but i behave well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:21:40 2013 No.11215304 >>11215278 I'd rather have an onee-chan maid and a shota butler that she does lewd things with, especially if it's to try and please me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:24:11 2013 No.11215309 File: 497 KB, 858x1633, smug loli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11215302 Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:26:40 2013 No.11215317 why have none of you sissy faggots post any pictures of yourselves yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:29:26 2013 No.11215321 >>11215302 I'm not sure I want you then. It's good that you're good and do what you're told, but you'd still have to be cute and skinny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:33:25 2013 No.11215336 I'm trying my best to become one for my love!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:47:26 2013 No.11215362 >>11215317 /jp/ is all talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:49:26 2013 No.11215375 >>11215362 >talk You mean autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:58:56 2013 No.11215397 >>11215375 That doesn't make sense. Think before you post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:02:10 2013 No.11215402 >>11215397 I think you should think before you post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:03:55 2013 No.11215413 >>11215402 K

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:09:25 2013 No.11215426 File: 1.59 MB, 426x319, 1369001914923.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11212784 >real life remilia >real >life >remilia Go on...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:12:55 2013 No.11215433 What is your ideal maid outfit to wear, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:24:55 2013 No.11215464 >>11215278 That second part got me so hard. I would love to be your lowly submissive servant but I don't think I would last very long. It's definately something I would like to try out though!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:25:56 2013 No.11215468 File: 247 KB, 600x1157, 011_036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11215433 I would have my maid wear a black-and-white maid outfit with a relatively short dress length, white frills and stockings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:30:10 2013 No.11215481 >>11215464 Lewd, slut. Once I beat you a few times you might come to want to do it for a while. As long as you're good at serving me and follow my every word.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:34:26 2013 No.11215498 >>11215468 Cat ears and a tail too? I want to tease my maid by pulling their tail while they are working.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:37:10 2013 No.11215509 >>11215498 Yes. Either cat ears or bunny ears would be cute. I like little cotton bunny tails so that would be nice too. Not all the time though! Sometimes I would like my maid to just wear the outfit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:37:40 2013 No.11215507 >>11215481 See, that's the problem. I have no trouble following orders and I love making people happy but I'm naturally dominant so I don't think I could resist hitting you back. Maybe you enjoy a challange?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:42:41 2013 No.11215516 >>11215507 I don't think you wouldn't be a good maid for me if you were naturally dominant. I like my maids completely submissive and taking their punishments. You being dominant would get in the way and we would probably just drift apart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:49:40 2013 No.11215534 Where did the chubby female anon go? I'm in love with you so please respond to my post to make me smile!

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:50:56 2013 No.11215540

>>11215516
I understand, that's why I said I wouldn't last long. I thought maybe trying to break in someone like me would be fun for you but I guess you like taking the easy route and finding already submissive people to bully.

That sounds like I'm trying to insult you but I'm really not, it's just the way it came out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:59:40 2013 No.11215562 >>11215534 Are you the creep that keeps trying to date girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:02:40 2013 No.11215568 >>11215534 You don't know what love is kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:02:40 2013 No.11215569 >>11215562 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:02:40 2013 No.11215570 Everybody always talks about it but nobody ever actually takes anyone in as a maid. I wish it was real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:03:56 2013 No.11215572 >>11215569 Please keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:09:56 2013 No.11215584 >>11215570 I don't want to take in some ugly man that's going to look even more manly in a few a years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:10:10 2013 No.11215589 >>11215584 You could always force them to use preventive measures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:10:41 2013 No.11215586 >>11215278 How do you feel about a girl who would want to be a boy-maid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:12:10 2013 No.11215596 >>11215586 You mean a butler?

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:15:41 2013 No.11215605

>>11215540
Now that you put it that way, it sounds like something that would be fun. You'd be fussy and resistant at first, but eventually you'd submit.

>>11215586
I wouldn't like that as much. I would like to have a cute /jp/ boy crossdresser more than an actual girl, except if she was a loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:15:55 2013 No.11215607 >>11215596 No, I mean a girl who wants to be treated exactly like your description of the boy-maid. How would you feel about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:19:55 2013 No.11215619 >>11215607 So a submissive girl maid that wants to be dominated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:29:40 2013 No.11215645 >>11215619 More like a submissive girl who wants to be a boy-maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:30:41 2013 No.11215646 >>11215645 What's the difference between a girl-maid and a boy-maid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:31:11 2013 No.11215649 >>11215645 Are you a cute girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:32:25 2013 No.11215652 >>11215649 I'm a cute boygirlboy-maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:34:26 2013 No.11215661 >>11215645 What's a boy maid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:34:41 2013 No.11215662 >>11215652 rejected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:35:56 2013 No.11215666 >>11215649 I'm a girl but I'm not cute, sorry. I wanted to hear more about what you would do to your boy-maid if you had one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:37:40 2013 No.11215669 >>11215666 Is no one on /jp/ cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:37:40 2013 No.11215671 >>11215666 Do you want to be a maid?

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:38:10 2013 No.11215674
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I want to be forced by a guy to become his maid. Sometimes he would punish me by tying me up, spanking me, and insulting/degrading me. He would use me as his toy and I wouldn't have any say in it.

I've been on hormones for a while and pass off as a girl a this point, I just hope I can find someone to do this to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:38:25 2013 No.11215673 >>11215671 Of course, it sounds so nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:39:25 2013 No.11215678 >>11215673 How are your cooking skills?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:40:10 2013 No.11215683 >>11215678 I'm looking for work so I'm at home most of the time cooking, it's one of my hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:40:25 2013 No.11215681 >>11215674 Do you have a maid outfit? Please post a photo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:41:10 2013 No.11215684 >>11215674 Post pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:41:55 2013 No.11215686 >>11215669 I'm cute but not a grill unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:43:55 2013 No.11215692 >>11215686 I don't think most of us here mind. As long as you're cute. That's a little shallow now that I think of it, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:44:40 2013 No.11215695 >>11215683 Sounds like you could make a fine maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:44:55 2013 No.11215697 >>11215674 To have a little submissive boy like you to be my maid is something I've wanted for a while. See >>11215278.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:49:40 2013 No.11215710
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>>11215681
>>11215684
I'm scared of being recognized by someone I know then found out to be a deviant. I'm sorry.

>>11215697
Would you tie me to your bed then tell me how worthless and disgusting I am? Would you force me to get on all fours and bark?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:51:40 2013 No.11215717 >>11215710 You are so cute, where do you live? Would you be willing to move in with me?

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:52:10 2013 No.11215719

>>11215710
>Would you tie me to your bed then..

Yes. All of that is something I would love to do to you. I would walk you around like a dog and make you eat dog food; If I felt like letting you eat, that is. You'd stay in your doggie cage under my bed and be a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:52:56 2013 No.11215722 >>11215710 Post body, blur out anything that could identify you, like your room if it's in the image. Please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:55:11 2013 No.11215735 This thread is fucking gay

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:06:55 2013 No.11215784

>>11215717
Texas

>>11215722
The only picture that I have is me in my favorite outfit. And the picture has been seen by a friend of mine that browses /jp/. I'm 5'11 at about 140 or so lb. I have okayish hips though not very large breasts.

>>11215719
What would you do to me if I misbehave?

Would you grab me, then use me as if I'm just a sex toy whenever you feel like it? Even in the middle of the kitchen? What would you say to me while you do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:08:25 2013 No.11215790 >>11215784 Why does it matter if you get recognized?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:08:55 2013 No.11215794 >>11215784 I think you've already given enough information to identify who you are already so posting a picture won't make much of a difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:10:55 2013 No.11215805 >>11215784 Dissobidient sluts don't deserve sex, I would beat you up and lock you up for 24 hours with no food or water. You would have to prepare me food in advance, of course.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:13:40 2013 No.11215817

>>11215784
Besides being my maid, you would be my outlet for sex whenever I wanted, even IF you were in the kitchen. If you misbehaved, well, I like this guy's idea >>11215805. You'd get slaps on the face first, and it would lead up into a big beating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:17:40 2013 No.11215834 >>11215817 Naturally you would be held responsible for any time wasted having sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:19:55 2013 No.11215844 >>11215834 If the food he was making could wait, it wouldn't be much of a consequence. He would get back to it right after.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:22:10 2013 No.11215851
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You guys are mean. If I had a maid I would treat her with with kindness and respect. We'd cuddle whenever she finished all her work and I'd reward her with petting and kissing if she did a good job.

If she misbehaved, I would just give her a stern lecture. Only if she keeps on misbehaving would I bring out stuff like ropes, whips, and bullet vibrators.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:28:38 2013 No.11215884 >>11215817 You better keep your asshole in pristine condition, if I find even a trace of shit on my dick you will be cleaning it up with your mouth.

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