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Yuuka's ready for another date! Where are you taking her tonight?

>> No.11207268

Let's drive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>> No.11207269

>>11207264

to your big fat ugly mom

LOL

>> No.11207271 [DELETED] 
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11207271

Nürburgring

>> No.11207278

>>11207264
Pictures like this make me nervous!
I'm really bad at driving manual and I wouldn't want to let her down..

>> No.11207279

Those fucking eyebrows.
I hate them.

>> No.11207281

yuuka a shit.

>> No.11207284

>>11207281
Don't let her hear that.

>> No.11207293

anal

>> No.11207294

I think I'll take her to botanical gardens!

>> No.11207295

>>11207284


YUUKA

A

SHIT

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>>11207293

>> No.11207301

I drive.

>> No.11207302
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A place we've been before, a few hours from here.
The ride is quiet and comfortable, pointing out familiar places.
When we get there, the door's locked, the windows boarded,
and the grass is long. It's been a long time hasn't it?

And we sit in the parking lot, watching the sun sink behind the
pine trees.

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I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

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>>11207295

>> No.11207328

>>11207325

why the FUG are you wearing a paperbag?

IT'S BECAUSE YUUKA A SHIT

>> No.11207333

A garden. There's a rather nice one near by house near a lake. Hope she likes flowers.

>> No.11207357
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11207357

Not far south there's a botanical garden, great part of town, lots of little restaurants nearby. Take the scenic route on surface roads, and spend the day out there walking around enjoying the scenery.

>> No.11207358

Another date? I've never even gone on one date.

>> No.11207359

my room so she can revive that cactus i bought off amazon and forgot to water and died

>> No.11207360

>>11207271
Why do you keep posting this picture, Turtletron?

>> No.11207366

>>11207279
You mean eyelashes

>> No.11207375

>>11207360
Fuck off vinny

>> No.11207384

>>11207264
To my bed

>> No.11207393

>>11207360

I'm not Turtletron

>> No.11207395
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>>11207384
Is it a flowerbed?

>> No.11207402

You fags already took her to a botanical garden last time. Be a little creative why don't you.

>> No.11207410

>>11207402
Mexico!

>> No.11207411
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>>11207402
But she likes plants.

>> No.11207416

I wish this wasn't a hypothetical situation.
God knows I need to get laid :C

>> No.11207422
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>>11207402
A certain, hard-to-find cave.

>> No.11207459

I don't know how to drive.

Please forgive me Yuuka-sama, we'll have to take the bus. But I'll take you somewhere nice I swear!

>> No.11207461

>>11207459
and you wonder why you're a virg

>> No.11207468

>>11207461
The girl I'm sleeping with right now can't drive either. You'd be surprised, but riding on the bus/train together is actually quite romantic.

>> No.11207473

>>11207468
Girls don't have to do anything to get a bf

>> No.11207489

Goddamnit Yuuka, you know perfectly well I can't drive. Stop humiliating me like this.

>> No.11207495

I just got back from a drive in my FR-S. I was out driving on the back roads cruising and listening to Eurobeat. Then some jackass in a early 2000's GTI gets up on my ass and I put on some Kavinsky and lost him in 2 turns.

He caught up to me while I was stopped a light and he didn't even look over. I know he was too ashamed to even look at me.

>> No.11207497

>>11207468
Is anyone buying this?
There's no damn way bobby is sexually active.
well not with any women.

>> No.11207505

>>11207495
You're always here aren't you FRS guy.

How did you afford that car if you're always on /jp/?

>> No.11207507

>>11207495
Congrats on releasing your raging teenage hormones in daddie's weekend car

>> No.11207509

>>11207505
My mom bought it for me

>> No.11207517

>>11207495
I miss living near the touge. I went for a Drive in my Porsche a couple of hours ago and some guy in a Chrysler Crossfire with a huge CROSSFIRE sticker on the bumper saw me pulling hard onto the highway and followed me until I got off. I like having fun but I don't like getting attention.

>> No.11207524

>>11207517
wat

>> No.11207526

MY BED YOU FUCKING NERD.

WHERE ELSE WOULD I TAKE HER.

>> No.11207531

>>11207495
what eurobeat?
i need some driving music.

>> No.11207544

>>11207531
Just listen to stuff on this guy's channel or download the SUPER EUROBEAT mixes on jpopsuki.

I particularly like this song, I was listening to it this evening when I was driving. It gets me in the zone where I my feet move as fast as mind does and contort to those little pedals for the heel toe downshift and know the feeling of the pedal when I'm at 7000RPM and need to upshift. Even before my shift timer turns on and starts beeping at me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We6kQS5Rt1g

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>>11207544
>he has a shift timer

>> No.11207564

>>11207544
I'll bet you need the clutch to throw gears too.

Disgusting.

>> No.11207575

I'd only let Yuuka get in my vehicle if she removed her shoes and socks.

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>>11207575
Hope your car is clean.

>> No.11207589

>>11207575
Why don't you buy all weather matts, dubmass.

>> No.11207610

When I had a job as a pizza deivery guy my boss fancied one of the girls, so instead of making her walk home after her shift, he had me drive her home. She lived less than a mile away so I didn't really care. When she first got into my car, before we had left the parking lot, she told me she couldn't believe how clean it was. After that she said nothing. It was silence for the entire remainder of the ride.

I never drove her home again.

>> No.11207618

>>11207610
a real hero

>> No.11207655

>>11207583
It is! But it won't be after Yuuka puts her sweaty, bacteria-infested feet in it. But that's the point. So I can harvest her feet-germs.

>> No.11207658

>>11207271
>>11207317
He's just forcing his image now.
>>11207264
Second dates are probably the hardest to plan for. I would have gotten lunch and shopping on our first date, so probably a cofee. That would be for a pure Yuuka though. This OP Yuuka is def lewd. 2nd Lewd Yuuka date would be movie, sex sesstion mid day, head to dinner, clubbing (lewd as fuck dancing and shots), back home to erotic banging.

I plan on doing this second date with a long time crush on a lewd girl. We go way back.

>> No.11207662

>>11207658
pua normie has it all planned out

>> No.11207665

To the market to buy stuff to make pancakes. At least that's my goal for my next lucid dream.

>> No.11207674

>>11207662
>pua
What was this misspelling suppose to be really?

>> No.11207677

I actually dreamed about Yuuka a few days ago. Was my first remotely Touhou related dream.

>> No.11207680

>>11207674
pua

>> No.11207682

>>11207665
That sounds mundane for a lucid dream. You can get away with anything!

Wouldn't you want Yuuka to strip and pour maple syrup over herself? And then you lick it off?

>> No.11207693

>>11207665
>>11207682
How does one induce a lucid dream? I've never had one.

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>>11207682
As for me I want her to dress like this and sit on my lap.

>> No.11207696

Planning dates is fucking stressful. I don't do well with pressure or with girls. I feel sick from anxiety just thinking about it.

>>11207674
Acronym for pick up artist, I think.

>> No.11207704
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>>11207694
Why on earth would she do that?

>> No.11207718
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>>11207693
Everytime I lucid dream my mind fights me.
It fucks with me and will do the exact opposite of what I want to do.
And no, getting clever and using reverse psychology doesn't work either.

I can't make my own dreams.

>> No.11207720
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>>11207704
Youkai are inscrutable and mysterious beings

>> No.11207729
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>>11207720
Proud, too. Not the sexy bunny lap sitting type.

>> No.11207735

>>11207720
Take that comic back to tumblr

>> No.11207738
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>>11207694
>dress

Why not go the full length and make her nude? And have her big fat bare butt on your lap?

>> No.11207745

>>11207696
Thanks.
>>11207680
It make sense now.

>> No.11207754

>>11207264
My home. We're playing cards; seems she's the gambling type. Likes bets and stuff.

>> No.11207759
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>>11207729
Why would they feel shame?

Do you feel shame when an insect sees you naked? Of course not! You act as you please, the regard of such a being is so far beneath you that it doesn't even occur to you that shame could be a response to the situation.

An ancient and terrible youkai such as Yuuka wouldn't care much for the opinion of a powerless human. Her "Sexy bunny lap sitting" would be our equivalent of watching, say, a fly crawl up your wall. The frame of reference is utterly alien, and ascribing human behavior to such a being is entirely erroneous.

>> No.11207760

I had a girl in my car once

>> No.11207761
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>>11207759
...eh. I don't like that.

>> No.11207763
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11207763

What are those ties on her arms called? I keep seeing them.

>> No.11207765

>>11207754
Whoa lame gambaling date. High rollers go to real casinos and give her chump change to play with as she giggles and barades the tables with the tendacy to sweetly smile, crack jokes, and peck the cheek while hanging on her sugar daddy. Getting sweetly upset after loosing time to time. Get on THE level

>> No.11207766
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>>11207761
Well, I'm sure you'll find many other things that you do like over the course of your life, so don't worry about it

>> No.11207768

>>11207760
I drive with my mom every weekend.

>> No.11207771

>>11207765
That was the original idea, but she didn't much care for it. Big flashy casinos were too gaudy and unnatural.

>> No.11207773

>>11207763
Turnicat to slow blood flow so that when she touches herself it feels like she isn't doing it

>> No.11207776

>>11207771
>but she didn't care for it
How did this come up in your firsr date?

>> No.11207777
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>>11207766
But I still want to like Yuuka.

>> No.11207778
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>>11207773
Tourniquet

>> No.11207782

>>11207776
We talked about ourselves, gambling came up, casinos came up, she said she didn't like them because. etc, etc.

>> No.11207787

>>11207782
Are you pussywhipped?

>> No.11207788

>>11207782
Maybe she got the impression that you are shy and scared of large crowds. Perhaps she really loves big casinos, but said she doesn't to make you feel a bit more comfortable.

>> No.11207789

>>11207782
Cute. Seems like you got the pure Yuuka verstion. I'm happy for you.

>> No.11207795

>>11207788
Perhaps...

>> No.11207804
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11207804

>>11207777
Remember, dear anon

My Gensokyo and your Gensokyo are not the same place!

>> No.11207808
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>>11207804
True, and somehow sad.

>> No.11207816

>>11207754
>Likes bets and stuff.
I think I know where this is going.

>> No.11207821

>>11207682
I don't want to do something with her she wouldn't want. Buying some stuff for pancakes and going back to Mugenkan with her and making them/eating them with her is good enough for me.

>>11207693
Reality checks. And having an idea for the dream you want and repeating it after the reality check.

>> No.11207916

Why do I have a bonner?

>> No.11207932
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>>11207916

>> No.11207933

>>11207916
Because you are a scientist?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonner_spheres

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11207945

I'll take her to the altar

>> No.11207958

>>11207720
That's an incredibly awful edit that attempts a dialect that harkens back to the Victorian gentry and only displays the editor's ignorance on the subject, in addition to stripping the original version of whatever comic value it had in favor of relying upon the old "it's the normal version, but quaint and old-timey! hilarious!" nonsense that's been beaten to death.

In short, you should feel bad for posting it.

>> No.11207968
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>>11207958
Haha, I don't feel bad at all

>> No.11207969

>>11207759
I'd argue that it's not entirely impossible to ascribe human motives to youkai, born as they are from the human psyche. As they grow older and older, they become more and more alien, no doubt, if only due to the passing of time, but they're not so utterly inhuman that the human-to-fly comparison works out. That metaphor lies outside the frame-of-reference.

>> No.11207984

>>11207968
Yuuka would make a great father!

>> No.11208005

>>11207984
Yuuka would never hurt my mother.She would never make her cry like her boyfriend Johnny does.If Yuuka was my dad, things would be different around here.

>> No.11208055
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>> No.11208706

This just in:

WAKING THE SLEEPING TERROR
Scientists plan to reanimate Yuka the Mammoth.

The Reflowering approaches.

http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/19/4537160/yuka-39000-year-old-frozen-woolly-mammoth-on-show-in-japan

>> No.11208738

This isn't my truck. I don't know how to drive stick.

>> No.11208802

I'm taking her to a retarded goat farm in which I will make her awkwardly pet them all. After which we will go to a mormon church and order steaks, savoring in the pastors confusion.

Finally I will throw myself in a wood chipper for ever dating such a weeb wet dream.

>> No.11208853

>>11208802
What's with mormons and steaks?

>> No.11208949

B-but I don't want to go on the cart.

>> No.11209739

What if I have to fart? How would Yuuka take it?

>> No.11209919

>>11209739
She would inhale it.

>> No.11209942

>>11207411
I bet she'd like me to plant my seed in her

>> No.11209951

>>11207777
>want to like Yuuka
>want to
Fuck off.

>> No.11210190

We'd go for a drive in the countryside and hike in the woods where there's no one to bother us.

>> No.11210208

>>11207760
One time I had 4 at the same time.

>> No.11210228
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Yuuka sleeping on your arm. So cute, so sexy.

>> No.11210288
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Does Yuuka blaze it?
She likes plants and such after all.
We could light one up and frolic together in her flower fields.

>> No.11210413

>>11210288
I figure she's the primary pot dealer of the 'Soak.

For harder shit, you go to Eirin, but there's an even chance that you'll end up getting some kind of magical Chaos-corrupted Krokodil that dissolves your flesh while tearing your mind into screaming fragments.

>> No.11210427

>>11210228
Bitch needs to cover up.

>> No.11210460

>>11210427
She's asleep.

>> No.11210796

>>11210427
Maybe it's hard to breathe in those clothes if she is all buttoned up.

>> No.11210920

>>11207759

Insects aren't sentient and don't care about nudity in the slightest.

>> No.11210979

>>11210427
It's okay, it's just you and her. She feels comfortable.

>> No.11213346

>>11207264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

>> No.11213367

>>11213346
Yuuka doesn't like guillotines.

>> No.11222377

bump :)))

>> No.11222433

How does one get a date if I never get out of home?

>> No.11222436

My bed.

>> No.11222445

>>11222433
Pretend your mom set it up
Or you met over /jp/

Use your imagination

>> No.11222446

>>11222445
I cannot imagine Yuuka posting on /jp/.

>> No.11222454
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>>11207264

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Yuuka under any circumstances.

I'd rather not get my penis ripped off, bled slowly to death from said penectomy while tied upside down, and get my soul trapped in a sunflower to be tormented for the rest of eternity.

No thank you.

>> No.11222461

>>11210228
>no bra
What a slut.

>> No.11222467

>>11222454
>and get my soul trapped in a sunflower to be tormented for the rest of eternity.

At least you'll be loved forever!

>> No.11222470

>>11222446
But you can imagine your mom setting up a date with you and Yuuka

>> No.11222487

>>11222470
Yes.

>> No.11222490
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>>11222446
I can.
Bet she posts on /an/ and /out/ too.
And /weed/ and /crops/ too

>> No.11222499

>>11222490
Post the one of reimu shitposting

>> No.11222521
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>>11222499
Sometimes I like to think Reimu makes the "Sanae a slut xD" posts. And then she makes armpit threads.

>> No.11222525

>>11222521
thanks dude!

>> No.11222533

>>11222525
No prob dude.

>> No.11222883

I have a nicer car than that!

>> No.11222894

>>11222521
But it's hard for even the real japs to post here.

>> No.11222932

>>11222454
That's not what Yuuka does.

>> No.11222944

>>11222894
Reimu isn't real though.

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>>11207264

>> No.11222974

>>11213346
i didn't invite mc ride fuck

>> No.11222981

>>11222972
It's like a rollercoaster only 10x more dangerous

>> No.11222992

>>11222981
apt relationship advice from /jp/

>> No.11223001

>>11207264
I don't even have a driver's license.

>> No.11223106

>>11222467

Even though you become her mindless slave? No thanks.

>> No.11223132

>>11222974
filtered

>> No.11223140

>>11223001
I feel like such a loser sometimes for not being able to drive despite being 25 years old. I wish there was a way to have someone teach me without them getting upset at me or yelling at me.

>> No.11223147

>>11207264
where are my options op? I need to select from several things presented to me on the screen. I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.11223148

>>11223140
I'd take you out and teach you. I'm very experienced. As long as you listened I wouldn't yell at you.

>> No.11223155

>>11223140
I didn't learn how to drive until I turned 20, it isn't so bad if you live near a small town or country roads. It helps to also have a close family member that doesn't have rage issues help.

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>>11223148
forgot pic

>> No.11223165

I was out driving today and some dingus in a Camry got right up on my ass because I was shifting at 4000RPM and taking it easy. He blew his horn at me too. So I just kept on driving as slow as possible. Then he tried to pass me so I downshifted and just hammered it.

That dumb nerd couldn't get ahead of me and I just started driving real aggressive and I lost him. It was great.

>> No.11223166

>>11223165
average manual driving peasant

>> No.11223170

>>11223166
Manual shifting is the master race, don't deny it.

>> No.11223172

>>11223164
Don't impersonate me.

I have 700,000 miles experience. I would happily teach a /jp/sie how to drive.

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>>11223172
That's my job.
Also why did you spread your photo here? Attention?

>> No.11223178

>>11223172
Is this what they call "truck driver otaku"?

>> No.11223184

>>11223178
Yes.

>> No.11223196

>>11223165
This is why I don't want to drive

>> No.11223201

>>11223196
Don't let a hormone fueled teenager change your opnion on something

>> No.11223216

>>11223196
Why not? Don't be a dingus and tailgate people who are taking it easy. I didn't want any trouble, but that guy in the Camry wanted to start with me. I might have less horsepower than him, but my car is only 2700lbs and I got that aggressive gearing which makes me ready to play at any given moment.

Moral of the story, you never know who's wearing the scorpion jacket...so don't provoke people on the road.

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>>11223216

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I like riding better than driving. You may occasionally be harrassed by people but I think the pseudo-anonymous feeling a helmet gives makes up for it and the feeling you get from carving your way through curves is great.

Plus while on a bike lolis wave at you. What kind of person wouldn't like that?

>> No.11224340

>>11210979
But I don't! Her big breasts are making me all bonered...

>> No.11229070
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>>11210288

>pomf

>> No.11229090

>>11223317
is it also epic to have a 90% chance of dying if there happens to be a small pothole in the road you dont notice?

>> No.11229119

>>11229090
You mean 90% chance to open a portal?

>> No.11229309

>>11229090
A pot hole may break your arm but you more than likely won't even fall off the bike.

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>>11229070
>>>/v/

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>>11229393

>implying /jp/ is anything but shitposting

>> No.11230535 [DELETED] 

>>11229687

>hu quoat

>> No.11230536

>>11229687
shitty post would not masturbate to

>> No.11230541

>>11229687
Not all shitposts are created equal. That's the thing the janimods don't understand.

>> No.11230566

>>11230541
And a lot of posters.

>> No.11231342 [DELETED] 

>>11222944
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED GRAZING OF BULLETS
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``REIMU''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT TOUHOU OTAKU
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE MAXED COUNTERS
DANMAKU IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

>> No.11231375

>>11222944
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED GRAZING OF BULLETS
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``REIMU''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PRIMARY
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE MAXED COUNTERS
DANMAKU IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY SECONDARY WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

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To the beach!

>> No.11233470

>>>/o/8546696

how did this happen
was it the frs crossboarder again

>> No.11233522

>>11207264
Oh shit, that car is messed up. The steering wheel is on the passenger's side.

>> No.11233586

>>11233522
Hush, European/Asian/other-that-don't-do-left-side-wheels,for-driving-on-the-right citizen.

>> No.11235266

>>11207264
do you think she likes the taste of a penis that had just ejaculated moments ago?

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Yuuka is comfortable in her panties around you!

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>I'm driving Yuuka!.jpg

>> No.11235960

>>11235949
If Yuuka had fun on your date, there's nothing wrong with a little cute sex afterwards.

>> No.11235965

>>11235929


Now it's the time.

Impregnate her.

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>>11235965
Pollination?

>> No.11235983

>>11207298
Cutest pic I've seen in ages
thanks
*hugs*

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>>11235983

>> No.11235994

>>11235972
i want to fondle those breasts till she started drizzling heavy cream out of them.

>> No.11235999

I had to get gas today in my car. The EPA rates my car at 25/30, but I only got 14.4mpg out of that tank of gas.

I guess I was driving it too hard. I gotta start doing less aggressive shifts

>> No.11236005

>>11235994
I don't think breasts work that way.

>> No.11236006

>>11235983
Thanks dude, that was exactly a week ago!

>> No.11236011

>>11235980


Would you fuck a plant?

>> No.11236016

>>11236006


Why is /jp/ so slow?

>> No.11236018

>>11236005
Breasts squirt liquid when the girl is embarrassed, though.

>> No.11236019

>>11236005
i work at a bakery i think i know my shit.

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>>11236011
Maybe.

>> No.11236025

>>11236018
What

>> No.11236028

>>11236025
Vaginas too.

>> No.11236033

>>11236028
Boobs don't do that! I didn't learn this in sex ed!

>> No.11236034

I wish I was Yuuka

>> No.11236040

>>11236033
Well, you at least admit that vaginas do, right?

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>>11233459
Can she swim?

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>>11236034
I wish I was in Yuuka.

>> No.11236078

>>11236053
Me too, but I mean my penis in her vagina with cumming, not in her belly.

>> No.11236087

>>11236052
I would teach Yuuka to swim.

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>>11236087
Don't get too happy near her.

>> No.11236101

>>11236053
I wish you were in me

>> No.11236104

To a nice shawarma place!

>> No.11236107

>>11236095
If I was a round Yuuka in a swimsuit, I wouldn't be able to avoid an embarrassing boner...

>> No.11236111

To the leather club, two blocks down.

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>>11236107
The pool is red!

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>>11236095
No need to worry about that with such an ugly art style.

>> No.11236222

>>11236208
Why does Yuuka have a moustache?

>> No.11236226

>>11236111
I like the way you think.

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>>11236222
Yuuka is a mouse!

>> No.11236299

>>11236222
It's a blush. She caught you looking at her feet and breasts.

>> No.11236315

I will take her to see a movie. But I can't think of an movie worth watching. I don't even have a car! Who's car is that?

>> No.11236338

>>11236315
It's her car and you should see Iron man 3 or a romance movie to get her in the mood.

>> No.11236408

>>11236338
Are we going to the drive-in? That's a little far, but they do double features...

>> No.11236440

>>11236315
Has Yuuka even seen a movie before?

>> No.11236451

>>11236408
Of course.
It can get cold at night so it's best to snuggle up together, to keep each other warm!

>> No.11236474

home cooked meal, drinks on patio, then movie and a strong dicking

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>>11236474
Sounds nice, but only if your partner already likes you. Does she?

>> No.11236523

>>11236501
This thread is a week old! Yuuka has decided that she likes you. She would even enjoy sex.

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>>11236523
Let's not jump to conclusions. Yuuka's prickly, doesn't open up very easily.

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>>11236523
>This thread is a week old!

Cool, didn't notice that.

>> No.11236595

>>11236529
If a girl ever presents her breasts like that and her nipples are hard, well..

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>>11236595
They're not hard.

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I like this Yuuka.

>> No.11238220

>>11207295
I want to touch Yuuka's shit with my penis before she poops, if you know what I mean

>> No.11238511

>>11238220
Has such a thing ever been done before?

>> No.11238552

>>11238511
NO

>> No.11238881

I want more lewd Yuuka dates.

>> No.11239358

>>11238881
Put a blindfold on her, take her to the pharmacy, go to the condom section, and then let her see!

>> No.11239373

>>11239358
>condom section
I-I... would be more flustered than her!

>> No.11239381

>>11239373
Just hold out the biggest size they got and she'll be more flustered!

>> No.11239418

>>11239358
That's pretty low key. Surely you can think of something more lewd and surprising than that.

>> No.11239430

>>11239418
Tell her you have a surprise for her, and then grab a handful of her breastmeat?

>> No.11239436

>>11239418
I think the classic dick in a box with a touch of flowers will do.

>> No.11239438

>>11239430
You brute. To crude, to plain, even worse than the condom aisle.

>> No.11239440

>>11239418
Pull the old dick in the popcorn container

>> No.11239451

>>11207759
Don't you feel disgusted when someone disgusting takes pleasure in your company?

That's what she'd be like. It's not that she'd feel ashamed that you, a human, would think less of her. The fact that you're enjoying her body would make her feel stained and debased.

Also she likes dressing up in frilly plaid costumes.

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>> No.11239459

>>11222454
Why would Yuuka ever touch your penis?

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>> No.11239463

>>11239418
Wait until she takes her shower, steal her clothes, and make her run out naked!

>> No.11239470

>>11239463
"if you don't bring me my clothes I will torture you for eternity"

>> No.11239474

>>11239459
I'd rather touch her penis.

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>>11239458
>>11239461
Holy shit that's cute.

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>>11239474

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I'd rather spend a quiet day with Yuuka.

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>> No.11240610

>>11240268
Bedroom eyes!

>> No.11240770

>>11240268
Me too, maybe we could make some sweets and tend to her sunflowers.
That would be lovely.

>> No.11240939

The woman belongs in the passenger seat of the car (can't drive Lol!) just like they belong in the kitchen!!1111 XD It's ok guys ahaha I'm being "'ironically'" sexist and im totally not a virgin loser irl.

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>>11240939

>> No.11242103

shit im broke from are last date!

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>>11240268
I could show her my sunflowers in the backyard.
But then I would get scolded by Yuuka for not taking care of them properly.

>> No.11242910

I decided we are going to a sushi bar, then we watch a movie together and then we fuck

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