夏愛

[Anonymous No.]

蝉歌謡
静か夏風   
流れる野
臥所の暑草
吾を寝るだぜ。

The weather has been beautiful lately so don't let your summer go to waste!

Write a haiku or tank a about your summer activities! It doesnt.have to be good, just put effort into it. 日本語 preferred but english is okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

piss pee
Nigger nogger
Fuck ass bitch
Penis pump
Anal beads mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206940
2deep5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206940
I think this is a story about his childhood, remembering the pissing abuse and rape of his black step dad. And that step dad turning his sweet mother into a whore.

Real beautiful stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Clementine? Why are you reading a book get out of there

[Anonymous No.]

One hundred degrees
Feeling the skin peeling off me
Cirno should visit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206997
Are you a snowman? 100 degrees is pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207002
When you factor humidity it becomes unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207002
I agree but I've lived in Phoenix for quite some time. Sitting in the desert during the summer with only the sounds of nature and the occasional overhead plane is a sublime experience. I cannot stand when temperatures go below 70F though. Having a slow metabolism doesn't help either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207002
Are you fucking retarded? Anything above 25 celcius is extremely uncomfortable, the most comfortable range is about 15-20 celcius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207027
>the most comfortable range is about 15-20 celcius

Critical temperature for humans is 21 Celsius.

[Anonymous No.]

Lingering next to
Forgotten moments in time
Death remembers us

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207029
>Critical temperature
That has nothing to do with what temperatures are comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207033
/jp/ now? Can /jp/ has a little girls should real cutie, and I had to have eyes in. Do you want to grind, period.
I feel to coat you enter battle. Also I've heard that I'm jacking off a month though.
If Miko was happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207042
Okay, enjoy your energy loss.

[Anonymous No.]

nihongo dice key
watashi no autism
wa sekai desu

[Anonymous No.]

I feel way too hot
These bug bites make sleeping tough
Save me from this hell

[Anonymous No.]

Egg seems down with it. This is CL on the first and I been disappointed since that allows you should be picked ``Don't stop'' so against Sonico, I thought it is done.
Pretending it was a good customer service.
They were billed as fuck, it's your take.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not jack off
I will not jack off I will
not jack off I will

[Anonymous No.]

it's winter around here. 3°C all day.

[Anonymous No.]

A burning sensation in my throat
The taste of vomit
No alcohol tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Haikus are gay so I wrote a limerick instead

友は一人いない
けれど寂しくない
違う、嘘だった
ずっと寂しかった
誰か抱きしめたい

[Anonymous No.]

But she becomes a licensed cake. Or at all.
And the embryo if you made to wherever you have that sober moment you realize Japan only good fist.
Lastly be fake being made in symphony of old adaptation that evade is alright to filter you think it would leave it has ``Fixed'' Satori read to your wife boring after I can do as slightly less likely to be a hime cut, but it anywhere in the back from Normal but sold out of William instead?

[Anonymous No.]

No one on /jp/
speaks japanese anymore
including me www

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206991
clemantine?
it was really hot earlier today but it cooled down a bit and a really nice breeze picked up. perfect weather to go out to the battlefield, read a book, and take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207052
The body needs to lose heat/energy or it will "overheat".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207101
If the body has too much energy it simply stores it as fat, it doesn't ``overheat''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207106
You obviously don't know anything about anatomy

[Anonymous No.]

very hard to breathe
abandoned by everyone
why am i still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207106
No it doesn't and you're a fucking retard. There is a reason that 37 celsius is an uncomfortable temperature for most people, and what people report as being the most comfortable temperature is usually around 20 celsius.

[Anonymous No.]

on /jp/ all day
fapping on touhous
fuhihihihi~

[Anonymous No.]

>Haiku in English

come on guys this is really low

[Anonymous No.]

鬱病来ル
目ヲ瞑ルダケ
ホント死ニタイ

[Anonymous No.]

With summer, comes the summer storms. Wouldn't it be nice to comfort a loli who is scared of thunder?

[Anonymous No.]

>Theft and Recovery of a Golden Kannon
Nice try Beato.

[Anonymous No.]

Your eyes deceive you
an illusion fools you all
I move for the kill

[Anonymous No.]

Best fucking thread on /jp/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I dissapear
A ghost amidst the combat
time to go to work

[Anonymous No.]

The true world revealed
weakness now known to me
preparing to strike

[Anonymous No.]

That was your own fault
You should have paid attention
And looked through the lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207089
The few 人達 in /jp/ that 読める Japanese are used just to read, so it's 当然 that they can't come up with something to 書く.

[Anonymous No.]

That's a really nice place OP, I want to run around and go Mary Poppins in that field.

[Anonymous No.]

op is a faggot
why is op is a faggot
reading is for faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Striking from nowhere
Killing with accuracy
This is who I am

[Anonymous No.]

I am everywhere
And yet, I am nowhere, too
I am infinite.

[Anonymous No.]

Farewell, foolish thing
Know that you have been deceived
As your soul moves on.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this a thread for haikus only or all writing in general?

[Anonymous No.]

暖加伊
晴礼天居流日
絶望

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207815
god i can't even count any more. i thinks its time to go kill myself now

[Anonymous No.]

陽だまりと
心地良い風
身の癒し

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207998
好きだよ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207087
多分。。。俺は君を抱き与えか？

[Anonymous No.]

it's way too hot now
i have to move though, to the
refrigerator.

[Anonymous No.]

im hot and scared
i dont want to die
助けて

[Anonymous No.]

not nice where I live
it's all rainy and shitty
I hate all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207165
get lost weeaboo
I speak english if I want
so suck my cock, dude

[Anonymous No.]

魂が
あられと共に
寒くなる

Southern hemisphere here.

[Anonymous No.]

>leaving room ever
>fap to nice loli armpits
>who am I quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

濡れられる
朝、乾いてた
良かったね

[Anonymous No.]

Living in the hot city.
Sunshine Blazes Harsh.
Thank god for the air-condition.

[Anonymous No.]

いいえダメ
やりたくないよ
ワンクだけ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209420
>coincidense

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the day,
Tomorrow will be another day.
Such a coincidense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11207635
分んないよ

[Anonymous No.]

ロリコンだ
あー、ロリコンだ
ロリコンだ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209430
sugoi desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209436
Thanks. あんがとｗ

[Anonymous No.]

静かな部屋
お茶を楽しみ
エロマンガを読んでいる
左手にチーカッピ
右手にはチンポ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209444
your haiku was top w

[Anonymous No.]

タマキンを
舐めてみました
舌先で

オナヌーを
母に見られて
意気消沈

やらないか
ホモがケツ穴
狙ってる

ケツの穴
感じる俺は
ホモなのか

初エッチ
入れたはいいが
そこアナル

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209430
ロリコン野郎
死ねばよっかただ
死ね野郎

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/を読む
薄暗い部屋
儚い孤独

[Anonymous No.]

2 in the morning
Japanese courses untouched
Always tomorrow

Forced into classes
Assigned seating, girl in front
spends class chewing scabs

Fine sunny day today
Will my life begin anew?
F5, scroll scroll scroll scroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209618
Shit, F5 has two syllables
orz

[Anonymous No.]

POST 'EM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209656
>>11209658

なぜだろう
こう言う真似は
きっと馬鹿

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209656
I need to a grip. That image makes me rage way too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I stifle her cries
Her fear makes my dick harder
I cum inside her

Those dogs look sexy
I catch them and bind their legs
I fuck their asses

Flowers are pretty
I enjoy gazing at them
how calming they are

Can haikus be like:
"I like it in the
butt, how phenomenal if feels
I stretch my anus"

As in, could the first line continue like that into the second? Also, would "lurched" have two syllables or one? Would "touched" have two or one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209656

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210179

lurched and touched are both one syllable, as you only change the shape of your mouth once whilst saying the word.

Im somewhat of a syllable otaku

[Anonymous No.]

御前の母
俺のやりまんです
彼奴はデブ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210206
Except for the change when doing the "ed" part of the word.

You're somewhat of a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210227

The shape of your mouth doesnt change, try actually saying the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210206

Oh, is that how it works? I was always confused because of words like "counted," or "hated," compared to "fouled" or "rowed." Thanks, I just have to pay attention to mouth movements instead of sounds.

Though, can a haiku be like:

"Just finished having
sex with my largest ferret
I pounded its ass"

or

"The wind feels nice on
my face. It's exceptional
I adore the wind"

As in, can the first line continue into the second like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210237

I doesn't change during "la-li-lu-le-lo", either, but that's not one syllable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11209442

[Anonymous No.]

妹綺麗
中出し大好き
彼氏を擬装

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210237
One it does unless you're forcing your mouth still(which you can do with any non b/p word).

Two, it doesn't matter that's not what a syllable is, in your retard world cocoa is one syllable.,

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210261

No, because your mouth would change twice.

rest > (co) > rest > (co)

There is a delay imbetween you saying cocoa, no matter how slight.

I dont see why this is such a hard concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210268
I agree, there is a delay.
That has shitall to do with your mouth's shape.
There is also a slight delay in lurched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210268

Pretty sure you're speaking a dialect that doesn't pronounce the "ed", as there's no way to coalesce `ch' and `d'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210283

I cant imagine anyone saying touch-edd instead of just touched.

touched is 100% one syllable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210292

To verify, you are saying it like this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iTVgpML4gf

[Anonymous No.]

家の外
知らない天気
構わない

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is the worst season.

Everything is dead, dying, or on fire. Or wishes they were on fire so they'll die faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210313

You have a very eloquent voice,

Here is my rough, guttural tongue. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWmps8swSz

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210330

I don't see how that can't be two syllables.

TOUCH-TUH

[Anonymous No.]

わたしわまだかんじおしよすることはできません。
わたしわしにたい。

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210333

The word blends together thats why its one syllable. if you are saying touch-ed it would be two.

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/touched.html

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking bored
There is nohing I can do
I will kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210351
Do it on webcam
I will masturbate to it
Splooging on my screen

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could write
but it is too hot to think
I will go swimming

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please answer >>11210244

Wood is hard and smooth
tress are large phallic objects
They're monstrous dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

Interdasting, in East Korean moon runes the 5/7/5 is kana not syllables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210410

詠めたいげ
思えな暑さ
泳ごうぜ

>>11210359

撮ってくれ
画面へ射精
オナでした

>>11210351

つまらない
何もできない
自死しよう

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210455
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210455
oh god the splinters
shifting inside my anus
a torrent of lube

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210487

Oh anon, why sage
your haiku was on topic
you don't want to bump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210351
馬鹿やめろう
そんなこと独り
するわけない

俺と一緒
自殺しましょうね
一人じゃない

[Anonymous No.]

人を見る
綺麗少女だ
姦したい

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210507

間違えた
モーラ限界
過ぎたので

[Anonymous No.]

妄想中
可憐な娘
になりたい

[Anonymous No.]

I go on /jp/,
All the threads are total shit.
I go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I will try haiku
Am i doing it right?
Fuck, I just messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

吾　太
有　陽
痛　太
苦　熱
　　也

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210325
I agree. Night time isn't half bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210325
Please express your hate
In the form of a haiku
Appreciated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11210900
summer heat all day
reach down, grab my dick to fap
sweat as lubricant?

[Anonymous No.]

夏の夜
ちんちんわワクワクだよ！
え？ごくぶり？！？

[Anonymous No.]

難しい
はいくはとても
難しい

[Anonymous No.]

僕はあつい
夏がきらい
冬が好き
did I do it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11214731
Close, but not quite... if you were going for a haiku its syllable structure needs to be 5-7-5.

what you did was either 5-6-5 or 6-6-5. Im actually kinda confused on how many syllables 暑い is. I believe its 3, but dont trust me completely on that. Either way you're middle line needed one more sound.　　maybe make the middle line 夏が嫌いよ? would add a bit more emphasis and meed your syllable requirement.

that being said i love summer, but really only in the evenings. I love winter but unless you have snow the world look really bland. I think autumn is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206926
Threads like these make me ashamed of the daily choices I make on how I spend my time.

Anki has been sitting on an external hard drive in my room for two years now

Depression's a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>11215008
it's 6/6/5 in Japanese it's not about syllables but mora which in short is basically the number of kana, syllables are just the english equivalent of the restriction. Small つ　also counts as 1.because fuck japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11215008

The structure for Japanese haikus don't follow a syllable structure, but morae. Every kana character represents one mora, so it's pretty easy to count them. 暑い has 3 kana characters.

[Anonymous No.]

俺の若気
黒人を嘗
最高だ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11215029
>>11215026
ah, you learn something new every day than. thank you

[Anonymous No.]

public bathroom fap
could have been a contender
I weep as I cum