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11193110 No.11193110[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

so /jp/
when was the first time you got a boner?

>> No.11193116

ask you're mom lol

>> No.11193115

sauce

wanna fuk her

>> No.11193119

When I was five, watching a scene from some movie with Owen Wilson taking a nasty shit

>> No.11193120

i was watching the lion king and the hyenas got assblasted out of the geyser

made me so hard for some reason

>> No.11193128

2 days ago

>> No.11193129

i overheard my parents having sex

>> No.11193133

Wait, was that some monumental event I should have written down?

>> No.11193147
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>>11193120
Die furfag!

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11193152

>tfw your mom used to touched your penis all the time and give you boners

>> No.11193157

I remember having my first erection in maths class. My penis felt funny and when I looked down there was a bulge in my pants and when I turned around someone was looking at me.

I also remember the first time I came, I had just gotten home from school and was sitting at my computer and felt something funny in my pants. When I went to the bathroom there was all this white stuff on my underwear and leaking out of my penis.

>> No.11193180

Naomi Flugel from Zoids was the first person I ever wanted to have sex. I didn't even know what sex was, I just knew I wanted to be her with her.

>> No.11193190

>>11193152
There was a Chinese tribe where the partners would perform oral sex on their babies.

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I was playing Rumble Roses for the PS2 in my room. When I noticed that my penis had got hard I dropped my controller and touched my penis until I came while watching the wrestlers fight each other.

>> No.11193197

>>11193110
i got a boner when i was in kindergarten, is that normal? saw a cute loli bend over and could see her pink panties

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>> No.11193213

>>11193197
How do you even remember that? I can't remember anything much from before I was 10.

>> No.11193235

>>11193213
I remember much more from the ages 4-9 than 9-14.

>> No.11193238

>>11193235
Were you ever molested?

>> No.11193244

>>11193197
I used to stand under the slide to look up girls skirts.

>> No.11193253

>>11193244
I got in trouble with the teachers because I kept worshiping and hugging a girls chubby thighs.

>> No.11193263

>>11193238
Of course not.

>> No.11193323

>>11193235
Same here. I remember being a child like it was yesterday, but like 10-15 is a blur.

>> No.11193331

>>11193110
Six seconds ago.

>> No.11193369

I've had boners since I was a kid?

>> No.11193389

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>> No.11193398

I don't remember my first, but I remember I used to show my sister myself getting boners.

She would say "hey make it move!"
and I would get a boner and then make it twitch without touching it and get hard. It was pretty cool and it impressed her.
Must have been around six or seven years old.

>> No.11193413

>>11193398
Does your sister still want to see your penis?

>> No.11193421

>>11193413
The last time I remember her seeing my penis was when I was 14 and we were wrestling while I was in boxers, and they were really baggy and rode up, and my penis popped out.

>> No.11193415

I remember being around 6 and getting raging boners that would keep me awake. I didn't know what any of it meant, just that it was uncomfortable. The time I remember clearly, I was just getting in bed and my penis did that thing again, and I said "noo, not the dick.."

I hope OP is a fujoshi looking for little boy boner stories to masturbate to.

>> No.11193426

>>11193398

>but I remember I used to show my sister myself getting boners

Oh God, awkward memories. I used to run around the house with my dick out (erect obviously) when I was 9 or 10 or something.

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