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This is a typical reaction when a female sees an anon.

>> No.1117805

>This is a typical reaction when a female sees a Croatian.

>> No.1117809

I don't get tears and screams. I get laughed at.

;_;

>> No.1117811

>>This is a typical reaction when a female sees a Anonymous of Croatian.

>> No.1117816

>>1117811
Actually Gypsy women love the AoC.

>> No.1117819

>namefaggotry

>> No.1117820

>>1117805
>Croatian
Croat.

>> No.1117825

>>1117816
Actually I have no idea how females react to me since I never go outside.
>>1117809
But what if you want to touch them?

>> No.1117827

silly op stop posting in your own thread

>> No.1117830

>>1117825

I don't understand. Why would I want to touch them?

>> No.1117833
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1117833

>>1117830
Because you want to rape them since your onahole isnt enough for you.

>> No.1117835

>>1117800

YOU! Where were you when I was shouting your name in public in Biograd?!

>> No.1117845

>>1117833
Don't understand why Yukari would be scared of that.

>> No.1117846

>>1117833

I don't know what an 'onahole' is, but I can assure you good sir that I would never rape anyone. To do so would be terrible crass and unchivalrous.

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1117847

>>1117835
I'm in Osijek thats like about 700 Km away... I'm in continental Croatia.

>> No.1117850

>>1117847

Well, shit. And I was hoping to buy you a beer and kick you off a cliff. Too bad.

>> No.1117886

You know, the Yukari one doesn't bother me at all, but the Yuyuko one makes me feel sad. Weird.

>> No.1117887
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>>1117886
Weird indeed.

>> No.1117890

>>1117886
Well she's saying "Don't touch me!". It's Yuyuko she's canon carefree and usually doesn't lose her cool but this is just sad for the person that wants to touch her.

>> No.1117895

They initially see that I'm pretty attractive but lose interest once they realize that I'm an awkward fuck that does nothing all day.

>> No.1117896

>>1117850
Get back to work nigger.

>> No.1117902

>>1117896
Have some chocolate Scorn.

>> No.1117904

>>1117896

But there is no work to go back to...

>> No.1117905

>>1117895
I know two girls irl. The other one always falls for idiots though, and is a slut. The other one is quite nice, but she never talks to me other than through inter-messaging. I wonder if this is because I'm anonymous.

>> No.1117906

>>1117895

Story of my life.

>> No.1117909

>>1117905
>because I'm anonymous.
Yes. Also if the first is such a slut why dont you fuck her?

>> No.1117916

PRODUCTIVITY IN MY /jp/!? HOW!?

>> No.1117920

>>1117896

Pots and kettles, man.

>> No.1117924

>>1117905
>I wonder if this is because I'm anonymous.
You mean because you visit 4chan...?

>> No.1117929

>>1117920
Fix the bastard site then, I cam to the library today with every intention of getting on with it.

>> No.1117931

>>1117909
Because I'm anonymous and never socialize and that stuff. I hate socializing. She's the kind that stays with the person for like two weeks after sexor and then gets into an argument with him, but I don't think I could stand her even for that long. And I'm too kind to do her and then take off like that.

>> No.1117932

>>1117929

The site is up, l2hosts file if you're having problems.

>> No.1117935

>>1117931
>sexor
Go back to /b/ please.

>> No.1117937

>>1117929

Same here. I have a wall with nowhere to go.

>> No.1117945

>>1117932
>>the library

Thus my vexation.

>> No.1117953

>>1117932

You lost me.

>> No.1117954

>>1117945

Oh. So over there, computers in libraries are properly secured to not let people that actually know shit mess with em? Cool. Just take it easy then, like the most of us do.

>> No.1117955

I want to touch Yuyuko and feel the cold embrace of death.

>> No.1117995
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1117995

This is Yuyuko's typical reaction when she sees my penis.

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>>1117995

Better than mine. I always seem to catch her in a bad mood.

>> No.1118004

>>1117954
Honestly, Ill be buggered if I know what to do.

>> No.1118006

>>1117945
Wait a while, it seems to come and go.

Also, more writefags up in this shit.

>> No.1118022

Its like a writefag hoedown with the LA big three and some faggot.

>> No.1118031

>>1118006

You called?

>> No.1118051

>>1117937

Open your hosts file and point touhouproject.com at 83.170.87.32

>> No.1118131

>>1118051

Thanks. Vista is being a twat like usual, but the information is appreciated.

>> No.1118163

>>1118131

I wouldn't normally advocate their IRC channel, but you may consider hopping onto it while the domain is having issues.

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