Did you know? There are no cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheese!

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Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:08:41 2013 No.11173166 [Reply] [Original]

Did you know?

There are no cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheese!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:11:41 2013 No.11173173 There's a house in my neighborhood that has a lot of cats around it. One of my favorite things to do is walk/ride/drive past that house to see all the cats lounging in the grass or on ledges. I would like to be a cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:17:41 2013 No.11173185 >>11173166 gonna fuck that mouse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:18:41 2013 No.11173189 When I was a bairn, me dad honestly taught us that the streets in London were paved with gold. I felt proper bad when I went there and it was all just Pakis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:19:41 2013 No.11173192 The chorus of that song/scene are one of my ingrained childhood memories, perpetually stuck in my head. I don't like it, especially because it feels like I'm getting the lyrics wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:22:41 2013 No.11173202 I want to fuck nazrin. She deserves my cock in her pussy.

Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:28:41 2013 No.11173228

>>11173173
Are they one of those people who has like 100 cats in their house? I saw some stupid show on Animal Planet about people who have a million animals in their house and just let them shit and piss all over. Literally mountains of shit cover their house. They even found dead cats under couches and shit that nobody noticed were missing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:31:41 2013 No.11173239 Will you tease Nazrin /jp/? http://images.4channel.org/f/src/nazrin.swf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:33:41 2013 No.11173249 >>11173239 Thanks, I was just about to ask for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:34:41 2013 No.11173254 >>11173228 I don't know if they have cats inside their house, but I wouldn't be surprised. I always see a bunch on the outside. The area around that house kind of smells too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 19:46:41 2013 No.11173309 Nazrin is a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 20:09:41 2013 No.11173378 File: 92 KB, 800x600, 1238973182244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11173166 OP there are no cats in America. So set your NEET mind at ease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 20:28:41 2013 No.11173426 File: 71 KB, 600x674, 31975112_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11173309 Don't know what I'd do without you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:02:41 2013 No.11173679 >>11173239 Does she ever take a bite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:04:41 2013 No.11173687 File: 831 KB, 771x800, b49c4fa974f9b5f404bad932b67e957d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11173679 If you let her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:04:41 2013 No.11173690 >>11173378 didnt u mena ``at cheese''

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:06:41 2013 No.11173695 >>11173687 I have it on the background with the cheese on her mouth, she's just slobbering. At this rate she'll dehydrate before she gets a bite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:07:41 2013 No.11173698 I have to care for my sister's snake while she's away, and I have to feed it live mice. It makes me really sad. I'm sorry Nazrin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:09:41 2013 No.11173703 >>11173695 Huh. Try moving it to the foreground and moving it a bit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:09:41 2013 No.11173704 File: 106 KB, 901x703, bite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11173695 he can't get her to bite it snicker snicker snicker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:09:41 2013 No.11173705 >>11173690 please reply to my joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:11:41 2013 No.11173711 Wouldn't they have to repave the streets every few weeks? Especially in the summer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:13:41 2013 No.11173717 >>11173166 B-but, I'm nursing a cat that got half-ran over to which I found behind my mailbox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:15:41 2013 No.11173720 >>11173703 She only bites when I put the hook near her mouth, that's dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:17:41 2013 No.11173723 >>11173705 it kind of sucked :/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:17:41 2013 No.11173724 File: 138 KB, 1203x656, nazrin_tease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:18:41 2013 No.11173726 >>11173723 um dont say bad things about me ok? tell me onnly good things and tell me im a good person. thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 22:31:41 2013 No.11173770 >>11173723 Would you say it was kind of cheesy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 23:00:41 2013 No.11173855 That robot thing the mice made with the lights and smoke and stuff scared the HECK out of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 23:03:41 2013 No.11173863 >>11173726 You're a good cocksucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 23:55:41 2013 No.11174024 File: 743 KB, 1920x1200, 36716491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your favorite cheese? I really like Old Amsterdam!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 23:57:41 2013 No.11174027 File: 4 KB, 335x268, agedmanchego.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11174024 Manchego Oh my fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck do I love Manchego.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 23:57:41 2013 No.11174028 >>11174024 I like dick cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:00:41 2013 No.11174038 >>11173239 someone needs to replace the cheese with a dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:03:41 2013 No.11174049 >>11174024 Pepper Jack is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:09:41 2013 No.11174072 >>11174024 I haven't had much cheese, but I heard on /ck/ that some cheddars have salt crystals in them. Ever since I read that I've been wanting to try a cheddar that has salt crystals in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:31:41 2013 No.11174111 >>11174024 I like shaved Parmesan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:35:41 2013 No.11174120 >>11174024 American

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:38:41 2013 No.11174126 >>11173166 What kind of dress is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:42:41 2013 No.11174131 >>11174126 A slut dress, with no underwear. Nazrin is so poor she's forced to do lewd things for cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:43:41 2013 No.11174132 File: 837 KB, 1621x1296, feta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11174024 Feta

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 00:47:41 2013 No.11174141 Man my cat catches so much shit and then brings it home Snakes, lizards, rats, and even a bird a few days ago. I don't know if I should keep letting her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:43:41 2013 No.11174254 Rats are lactose intolerant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:10:41 2013 No.11174754 >>11174024 I like asiago

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:25:41 2013 No.11174791 File: 1.42 MB, 825x662, 1369828783927.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:26:41 2013 No.11174794 File: 478 KB, 1200x981, 1371047156992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:35:41 2013 No.11174825 File: 279 KB, 1000x706, 28343712_big_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It doesn't seem like she has a lot of friends.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:59:41 2013 No.11174871 File: 69 KB, 400x416, shou slug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11174825 What about Shou?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 04:59:41 2013 No.11174873 >>11174024 Current favorite is a applewood smoked guda, though I could eat extra sharp cheddar and be fine with life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 05:00:41 2013 No.11174876 >>11174141 They're gifts. And warnings to never cross her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 05:24:41 2013 No.11174927 >>11174024 Pepperjack. I'm a cheese pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 06:05:41 2013 No.11175056 File: 349 KB, 752x1062, 30524568_big_p17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11174871 That's just one person. And Nazrin's her servant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 06:10:41 2013 No.11175074 It's Nazurin There's a long U in there It's not fucking silent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 06:10:41 2013 No.11175076 >>11173239 Why does /f/ have better 2hu content than /jp/ and danbooru combined?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 07:11:41 2013 No.11175230 >>11174024 Daiya

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 11:29:41 2013 No.11175766

>>11175056
>Nazrin acts as Shou Toramaru's faithful helper, but is also the leader of a great deal of ordinary mice. In Symposium of Post-mysticism, she is referred to as Shou's mouse familiar, but in reality she is a high-ranking youkai dispatched by Bishamonten. Because of this, she does not generally reside at the Myouren Temple, and will not visit unless Shou calls upon her.
>Nazrin is a high-ranking youkai dispatched by the god Bishamonten. She was sent to god's new disciple, Shou Toramaru, to be a helper and also to keep an eye on her.

Hardly a servant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 11:34:41 2013 No.11175785 >>11175076 anon please, you're embarrassing yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 11:50:41 2013 No.11175815 File: 147 KB, 762x549, 30123127_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11175766 Her only friends are mice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:58:41 2013 No.11176092 File: 189 KB, 557x671, 1365286879977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11175815 Is there a problem with that? Mice are the bestest of creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 15:00:41 2013 No.11176095 >>11175815 I want to be her friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:23:41 2013 No.11177056 File: 227 KB, 750x750, 10235029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11176092 Mice are disgusting creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:51:41 2013 No.11177181 File: 265 KB, 600x600, 1364945804228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177056 I hear musophobia's a bitch to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:10:41 2013 No.11177275 File: 557 KB, 980x910, 13516556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177181 How would you react if you had a mouse infestation and they were going through your food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:26:41 2013 No.11177374 >>11176095 I want to flood her cervix with my semen, get her pregnant, then take care of her brood with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:27:41 2013 No.11177384 Does anybody have that picture where Nazrin is offended by you offering cheese to her, but still eats the cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:38:41 2013 No.11177452 File: 465 KB, 765x900, shou is garbage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177374 I'd do that too, except the last part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:53:41 2013 No.11177522 File: 98 KB, 738x446, 1370731322025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177384

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:12:41 2013 No.11177591 File: 203 KB, 850x1091, what do you mean you lost it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177522 Thanks, here have some Nazrin with Shou.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:23:41 2013 No.11177616
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>>11177181
My father is absolutely terrified of rats, and I never really understood why. I don't think it would be that bad to have a little domestic rat family running around the house. At least, I could make sure they're eating something healthy and not trash!

Rats don't sound so bad, too bad they're assimilated to trash and treated with such stigma. Cockroaches and spiders terrify me way more!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:24:41 2013 No.11177620 File: 132 KB, 700x493, 36247110_big_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11177616 Don't be fooled by their cuteness, rats spread disease.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:29:41 2013 No.11177633
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>>11177620
Rats have adapted to disease, why can't we? I feel we treat rats unfairly because we're afraid of getting sick.

Ironically, if a human bit and salivated a bit on something else, (I believe) that something else would need a pretty strong antibiotic, because that's just how full of bacteria a human mouth is. Don't quote me on that though!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:32:41 2013 No.11177647 >>11177616 Hey know the difference! Mice work hard and contribute to the community. Rats rely on welfare checks and create dangerous gangs in ghettos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:34:41 2013 No.11177659 >>11177647 Calling them mice seems cuter but rats just comes out naturally. An analogy to racism itself! Regardless, I apologize.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 23:02:41 2013 No.11177749
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>>11177633
I heard something along the lines of the human mouth being one of the dirtiest, but I can't believe it. We generally don't roll around in filth and eat poo and whatever we find lying on the ground, and we usually brush twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 23:24:41 2013 No.11177835 >>11177616 >>11177633 Enjoy your bubonic plague.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 01:11:41 2013 No.11178285 >>11177522 Cutest pic I've seen all year. please give me a source

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 01:17:41 2013 No.11178317 File: 350 KB, 1429x2000, 005_643r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11178285 Declaring to the sky

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 01:30:41 2013 No.11178360 >>11178317 Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 02:07:41 2013 No.11178512 File: 137 KB, 600x800, 29902485_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazrin is a qt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 10:38:41 2013 No.11179648 File: 245 KB, 800x1117, e564a7f558075c54e72d4d0b011177e871f2177e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11173192 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bC07e7PReM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 10:44:41 2013 No.11179657 File: 155 KB, 700x990, 34526979_big_p12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11179648 So that's what OP was talking about. I've never seen that movie before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 10:52:41 2013 No.11179667 File: 325 KB, 747x900, 31586584_big_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks tasty. If I were a cat I'd pounce on her. Hey, don't blame me, it's her fault for enticing me, sleeping so defencelessly like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 10:54:41 2013 No.11179669 File: 461 KB, 971x1400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 12:20:41 2013 No.11179871 >>11179669 Nazrin is a boy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 13:02:41 2013 No.11179983 >>11179871 rude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 13:20:41 2013 No.11180024 Cheese does not seem like a very solid building material, even the harder stuff would erode too quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 13:25:41 2013 No.11180041 >>11179871 Saying a girl is a boy... You are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 13:25:41 2013 No.11180042 >>11177616 Rats are huge disgusting creatures unless you get a pet breed from a shop. Other than that, the only thing they're good for is testing your aim with rat-shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 21:12:41 2013 No.11181613 File: 677 KB, 690x704, 15889689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you tolerate mice if it were for her sake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 03:38:41 2013 No.11182591 >>11178317 I like how the mouse still hangs from her tail even though she's dressed in an apron and in the kitchen cooking as if it's a permanent part of her anatomy to have it hanging there.

>>	newtfaggot Mon Jul 15 03:46:42 2013 No.11182614 >>11173166 That movie was about jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 04:28:42 2013 No.11182703 File: 399 KB, 800x1200, 23499179_big_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11182591 I wonder that mouse is special in any way. Maybe it's her best friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 04:51:42 2013 No.11182736 >>11176095 >I want to be her friend. No Anon, you just want to stick your penis inside her. That's not the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 04:54:42 2013 No.11182745 >>11173166 Does that mean that your skyscrapers are made from burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 05:36:42 2013 No.11182801 File: 165 KB, 800x800, 6238510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11182745 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 05:39:42 2013 No.11182806 >>11182736 I want to do both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 05:40:42 2013 No.11182808 File: 790 KB, 1024x768, 28785799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 05:41:42 2013 No.11182809 File: 455 KB, 470x1080, 28012061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 05:42:42 2013 No.11182812 File: 729 KB, 1024x731, 8bcd708317e1aec9fcfe03f142e38332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 06:28:42 2013 No.11182882 >>11182809 That is not a mouse. That is a chinchilla. Actually, would Nazrin be even cuter as a chinchilla youkai, or would it be nearly the same, since her ears are usually rather fluffy anyways.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:48:42 2013 No.11183049

>>11182882
Chinchillas are definitely cuter. They're like a cross between a mouse and a rabbit. But ZUN has something going on with mice and the Chinese Zodiac representing something relevant to UFO, though I can't remember what, so it's a bit of a shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj2fQ9udlJQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:04:42 2013 No.11185141 >>11182736 I don't, you filthy cat-lover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:42:42 2013 No.11189939 File: 222 KB, 850x700, 1b3f60b0d97088565a6a1d45dc828b67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is with Nazrin and burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:50:42 2013 No.11189960 File: 357 KB, 1000x814, 頬張る.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11182812 let me be your ketchup, while you are my cheese!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:37:42 2013 No.11190125 File: 481 KB, 803x888, 36349962b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11189939 I don't know, is it some sort of reference? Maybe the Japanese used to have rat meat on hamburgers.

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