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*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /jp/?

>> No.11158013

KEK

>> No.11158016

MY SIDES

>> No.11158018

>>11158013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRFYbs-cTn0

>> No.11158021
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11158021

KEK? TOPKEK!

>> No.11158023
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11158023

There's a board for this meme now, why don't you take it there?

>> No.11158025

Are you trying to turn me into a slutty girl? Because it's working.

>> No.11158027

Gay.

>> No.11158030

This is just...

TO FRICKIN EPIC!!!!

>> No.11158031

Sluten-san pls go away.

>> No.11158033

>>11158023
Ota is boring.
Look, they even have a thread for being bored:
http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/11756.html

>> No.11158036

>>11158033
I actually meant /lgbt/ but that works too, I guess.

>> No.11158041

>>11158023
Yeah.. good one nerd... I hear there's a board for your picture too... it's called /v/. Or maybe /a/. But it sure as hell isn't /jp/.

Asshole!

>> No.11158042
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11158042

Cake?

>> No.11158046
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>>11158042
kek

>> No.11158053

>>11158051
>mfw all this new
/jp/ was gay from the get go

>> No.11158054

because you never know if they have the aides.
better safe than sorry

>> No.11158051

>>11158041
But TOP LEL is a /jp/ meme on top of a LN character. Pretending to be gay and sucking dick is a meme brought over from /a/.

>> No.11158063
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>>11158053
And most of /jp/ came from /a/. You're a genius.

>> No.11158066

>>11158054
>aides from mouth sex
NOEP

>> No.11158072

>>11158066
lol yes actually.
did you never have a sex ed class?

>> No.11158078

Really I would rather fuck Saten than do something gay like that. I don't like how satenanon has turned saten into a symbol of homo. She's a girl, not a boy,

>> No.11158082

>>11158078
I can dress up as Saten for you. ;-)

>> No.11158083

>>11158082
What do you charge?

>> No.11158091
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11158091

omhgee i loev keki ^___________^


gomenasai xdXD

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>>11158072
It may or may not be possible.

>> No.11158094
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>>11158011
kek tastes better

>> No.11158092

>>11158078
Saten isn't real. It's going to take a HELL of a lot more than a few *SLURP*s for you fuck Saten. You can't compare to the two things.

Sorry to break it to you, poindexter.

>> No.11158099

>>11158091
Um, that's Saten... Who the HECK is Keki?

>> No.11158100
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>>11158099
Hey now don't bully Keki, you cockmongler

I will fight you

>> No.11158104

>>11158099
I think it's a merger of "kek" (which is orcish for "lol" in the popular netoge "World of Warcraft") and keeki (ケーキ) which is a Japanese katakana loanword for cake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake).).

>> No.11158110

What is this sorcery? What is this I don't even. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>> No.11158111

>>11158098
What the fuck? The risks across the board are tiny. I thought if you get fucked by an aids that was it, but it looks like you have to do it like 100 times?

>> No.11158117

>>11158111
Those are the risks for having sex with a stranger, regardless of whether or not they have AIDS.

>> No.11158119

>>11158110
I bet you wear a fedora, you fat fuck.

>> No.11158121

>>11158119
Indeed my good sir.

>> No.11158128

>>11158110
>>11158121
Are you just repeating phrases that make people angry? It's not going to work on me...

>> No.11158124

>>11158117
Then why does it specify stuff like "partner HIV positive"?

>> No.11158130

>>11158117
No, the chance of getting HIV from having unprotected receptive anal sex with a person that is known to be infected with the HIV virus is 0.82%.

>> No.11158132

>>11158128
Is there a problem, m'lady?

>> No.11158136

Stop turning me gay, I don't want to be a slut.

>> No.11158147

I want to be a slut, how can I be a slut? Please help me /jp/

>> No.11158157

>>11158147
Lose some weight first, nerd.

>> No.11158163

>>11158157
B-but I'm skinny...

>> No.11158165

>>11158136

Don't be sucked into the fantasy, the fantasy is always better than what the reality really is and you'll probably be disappointed.

>> No.11158167

>>11158163
Get fat and then lost some weight.

>> No.11158173

>>11158167
Well ok, then what?

>> No.11158176

>>11158111

After 123 aids covered dicks in your ass there is a 50% chance of getting it.

Imagine how extinct we would be by now if the transmission rate was 100%

>> No.11158178

>>11158130
wow, there's no way it can be that low.
maybe I can see that if you're fucking them, but it's gotta be much higher if they cum in you

>> No.11158179

>>11158173
Make a vagina with your loose skin and let people fuck it.

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11158194

>tfw getting dick sucked at a glory hole and they tickle it with their beard

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