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11156862 No.11156862[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You walk in a McDonalds and order three cheeseburgers with a diet soda to go.

When you pull around the corner, this girl reaches through the car window and smacks your bare ass. How do you deal with that?

>> No.11156866

>>11156862

I throw the diet soda in her face, I hate soda.

>> No.11156869

Finger Chiyo's naked pussy.

>> No.11156881
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>>11156869

>> No.11156884

reach right back around and finger her anus

>> No.11156896
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11156896

I already like this thread.

>> No.11156905

What was wrong with her? Was she retarded?

>> No.11156943

>Walk in
>Reaches in car

Are we in drive through or inside asshole? You are ruining my immersion in the scenario

>> No.11156957

>>11156862
>three cheeseburgers with a diet soda
>Three cheeseburgers
Holy shit fatass.

>> No.11156964
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>>11156905
She's like a lovecraftian god, she is beyond human comprehension.

>> No.11156966

What do you get when you go to McDonald's?

I normally get a large Big Mac combo (fries and Coke) with a Double Cheeseburger and McChicken Sandwich.

The most I ever ate at McDonald's at one time was 1 Double Quarter Pounder and either 2 or 3 Quarter Pounders (can't remember).

>> No.11156970

>>11156966
I don't eat at McDonalds. I cook my own food. Cuts out social interaction and I am healthy.

>> No.11156972

>>11156966
I only get chicken nuggets.

From any fast food place I go.

I don't like burgers.Recently I've taken a liking to "chicken sandwiches" though.

>> No.11156976

>>11156966
10 nuggets, a spicy chicken sandwich, two McDoubles and a large fries.

>> No.11156981

>>11156966

I usually just a get a Big Mac meal. I'm going this weekend and have a voucher for a cheap Big Mac and Coke so I might order another burger instead of fries.

>> No.11156982

>>11156966
Double cheeseburger and a small fry

>> No.11156986

>>11156976
Also once I went on vacation and there were no spicy chicken sandwiches at those McDonalds, but there was Saimin and other weird items.

>> No.11156992

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 4s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.11157022

>>11156992

>yfw Big Smoke was holding up the car unpurpose

>> No.11157040

>>11156966

Whenever I do visit McDonalds I'll get either the fish filet burger or chicken nuggets; I don't really like the meat of the burgers over there.

>> No.11157055

>>11156966

Either large 20 nuggets meal or large double quarter pounder meal and 10nuggets.

The breakfast menu is the bane of my existence. I despise it.

>> No.11157063

>>11156862
Go away McDonalds shill, we J-List now.

>> No.11157059

Anyone else really like McDonald's Sweet Tea?

>> No.11157062

>>11157055
>The breakfast menu is the bane of my existence.
Egg McMuffin is pretty damn good.

>> No.11157173
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Haheheheheehehehe

it's funny because you said "walk in", but then "pull around the corner" which implies you are in fact going through the drive-through in a car despite your previous statement, and further claim she reached through the window and slapped my bare ass, this is also humorous do to the fact 1) It implies I am wearing no pants or underwear which is inherently funny, and 2) usually people sit down in a car, so slapping my ass would be difficult unless under various funny scenarios like picking me up first and slapping my ass, you however did not directly point this out and left it up to the imagination which it makes it all the funnier

>> No.11157184

>>11157173
Shut up.

>> No.11157187

>>11157059
No its too sweet just like 90% of restaurants. Then you have to ask for another cup with water so you can dilute the sweetness.

>> No.11157193

>>11157173
Deconstruction.

>> No.11157205
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>>11157184
Doesn't fingering chiyo's naked pussy sound good to you?

I read that post and just can't get the thought of it out my head. Could you imagine?

>> No.11157222

I ask for a regular soda. Diet soda tastes like ass

>> No.11157250

>>11156966
>>11156976
please stop being so fat.

>> No.11157261

>>11156966
fatNEET here

If I go alone I get a couple of dollar menu burgers
If my mom goes she gets me a bag of 5 or 6 burgers

>> No.11157268

>>11157250
I'm not fat, honestly. Why do you pick my post out of all the others?

>> No.11157275

>>11157268
I can smell the butter from here.

>> No.11157292

>>11157268
the others aren't as gluttonous as the two I quoted, except maybe this guy>>11157055
He's close

>> No.11157312

>>11157292

Eat like a man or don't eat at all, ya bitch.

>> No.11157322

>>11157312
B-but I have to eat or else i'll died

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>>11157312
This guy gets it.

>> No.11157335

>>11157331
I couldn't even tell that shit was a potato.

Is that rock-salt all over it?

>> No.11157337

>>11157335
Yes.

>> No.11157346

>>11157331
Half one steak and half the potato for me, please.

>> No.11157372

>>11157335
That's the best way to eat potatoes. Cover with oil, then cover with salt and put in the oven. Makes a great winter meal with a cup of broth.

>> No.11157375

>>11157331
That meal is like 1/3 of a proper dinner for a fatNEET

And you can keep the cake thing I'm not big on sweets

>> No.11157387

>>11157372
I normally do that.

I made potatoes tonight but left them in like 2 hours to long and th skin is crunchy. However I scraped out the insides and they were delicious.

>> No.11157383

>>11157331
Lose the potato and gay chocolate shit, add another steak, and replace drink with beer.

>> No.11157392

>>11157383
That very well could be bear.

>> No.11157409

>>11157383
What's for dessert then, if there's no cake?

>> No.11157414

>>11157409
Steak.

>> No.11157468
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11157468

McDonald lolis are best lolis.

>> No.11157479

>>11156881
I want to rape Chiyo.

>> No.11157546

>>11157479
I don't like rape.

>> No.11157556

>>11157546

Why not?

>> No.11157561

>>11157556
I think my sexuality hinges too much on my (hypothetical) partner's pleasure.

>> No.11157595

>>11157561

Rape doesn't necessarily mean that you cannot pleasure your partner.

>> No.11157598

>>11157595
I suppose. I guess my mental associations with rape just aren't very erotic.

>> No.11157608

>>11157598
And that's just how they want you to think.

>> No.11157611

>>11157608
That's a piece of socialization I don't really have a problem with, it seems pretty moral.

>> No.11157615

>>11157611
All things seem moral if it's socialized into you.
That's the point.

>> No.11157623

>>11157615
I mean it seems objectively moral by Golden Rule/Categorical Imperative status, not just that rape registers as yucky to me. If you think socialization completely trumps reasoning then there's no point in discussing anything.

>> No.11157626 [SPOILER] 
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I put on pants.

>> No.11157635

>>11157623
>Golden Rule/Categorical Imperative
Great until you want something.

That sort of thing is only useful when it comes to holding a society together, for individuals it seems people are far more "do as thou will".

>> No.11157650

>>11157635
I think I see what you mean, but even a broken clock's right twice a day. Women don't want to be raped and men don't want their relatives to be raped, tweaking culture in that direction seems like it'd bring much more joy than suffering.

>> No.11157658

>>11157650
>twice a day

What kind of clock do you have?

>> No.11157665

>>11157650
>Women don't want to be raped and men don't want their relatives to be raped.
People also don't want to be told what to do, be punished for transgressions or have to work to survive.
I agree with you though.
I am not actually a fan of forcey-funtime but "tweaking culture in that direction" makes me wonder who does the tweaking.

>> No.11157668

>>11157658
An analog clock, think about it.

>> No.11157676
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>>11157658
>>11157668
People exist who don't exclusively use 24 hour time?

>> No.11157680
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>>11157668
I don't get it.

>>11157676
>24 hour time

How the HECK does that work?

>> No.11157687

>>11157680
"Broken" as in "stopped", not snapped in half. It stops as a particular configuration and the time that that configuration represents comes twice a day.

>> No.11157692

>>11157687
Or rather, that configuration represents two separate times in a day.

>> No.11157698

>>11157687
>>11157692
Again, what kind of clock do you have?

Every configuration of an analog clock only represents one time a day.

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>>11157698

>> No.11157707
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11157707

q: what do you call arnie after he stole the cookie?

a: arnold sure-was-a-nigger (say it kinda fast then it's funny)

>> No.11157710

>>11157698
No, it doesn't. Noon is the same as midnight, and so on.

>> No.11157711

CTRL-F
"happy meal"
0 results

Am I really the only person who gets Happy Meals? They're just the right size, easy on my NEETwallet, and come with cool toys.

>> No.11157716
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At school one of the classrooms had a clock like this.

Annoyed the HELL out of me trying to figure out what time it was.

>> No.11157722

>>11157716
It's 101:7 o'clock, obviously.
You just go by arm width/length.

>> No.11157724

>>11156966

I get a Happy Meal.

>> No.11157738

>>11157710
How? Noon is the opposite of midnight.

>> No.11157743

>>11157738
That's midday.

>> No.11157744

>>11157724
I get a happy meal for the toy. I wouldn't destroy my health eating the food.

>> No.11157745

>>11157711

I'd be way too embarassed to get a happy meal. People would make fun of me and spread rumors behind my back.

>> No.11157754

>>11157745
You're already in McDonald's, so who cares.

That's like going to your gynaecologist because you have crabs. Everyone else there has gross problems, too.

>> No.11157758

>>11157744
They will sell you the toy separately. No point in letting the food go to waste if you only want the toy.

>> No.11157763

>>11157758
They will?

Whenever I think of Happy Meals, I think of that one My Little Pony fan base documentary where some sperg buys a Happy Meal for the pony toy and complains that its tattoo was on the wrong side.

>> No.11157781

>>11157745
Bring a loli and pretend it's for her.

>> No.11157784

>>11157781
Or better: disguise yourself as a loli.

>> No.11157785

>>11157763
They keep all the toys in a big pile behind the counter. You can even ask them for a specific toy if you want.

>> No.11157788

>>11157785
But the RNG makes collecting them fun.

>> No.11157794

>>11157785
Yeah, the guy did that for his pony, but he still had to buy a Happy Meal.

I don't think it's McDonald's policy to let you have a toy without buying the Happy Meal.

>> No.11157811

>>11157794
Every McDonald's I've been to have done it.

They have the price for them in their system AFAIK so I don't see why they wouldn't. It's a bit like if you ask them for a neapolitan milkshake.

>> No.11157814

>>11157811
You may not be eating at authentic McDonalds franchises. Your toy collection could all be knock-offs!

>> No.11157841

You can buy the toy seperately, they aren't required to give you a specific toy if you ask for one however, that is just choice.

Lots of fast good places in NYC are multistory.

>> No.11157841,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11157707
nobody laughs at my joke

>> No.11157841,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11157841,1
Change cookie for bike, then will be COMEDY GOLD

>> No.11157841,3 [INTERNAL] 

>welcome to osaka burger home of the osaka burger may i take your osaka order.jpg

nice

>> No.11157841,4 [INTERNAL] 

were all dudes

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