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truFUJOSHI thread.

>> No.11156045
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>> No.11156043

pity reply

>> No.11156042

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEe
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUUN

>> No.11156052

>>11156045

That's a FAKEfujoshi

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>> No.11156051

truFUJOSHI are /jp/ related and welcome here any time.

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>>11156052

>> No.11156059
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Where can I meet a truFUJOSHI?

>> No.11156063

>>11156059
They grow out of it by the time they're 18.

>> No.11156065

>>11156059
stick around here

I met my wife on /jp/

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Is this fujoshi related?

>> No.11156072
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>that kimochi toki no fujoshi kanojo

>> No.11156069

>>11156063

No, they don't.

>> No.11156071

>>11156048
I really like her style.

>> No.11156073
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Cute NEET feet!~

>> No.11156074

>>11156065
would I be happy if I had a fujoshi as a gf?

>> No.11156077

>>11156045
nigga please

that cosplaying attention whore isn't fujo

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>>11156074

yes

>> No.11156091

>>11156074
Probably not. I was with something for awhile who was basically my female counterpart. In the span of 6th months went from dating, engaged (!), seperated, hatred

You want someone with some shared interest but not a carbon copy

>> No.11156081

What's the male equivalent of fujoshi?

>> No.11156084

Do you think the fujoshi will notice us with all the recent fujoshi friendly threads?

>> No.11156085

>>11156074
Its the best thing that ever happened to me

Imagine you had all the fun of /jp/ in real life and instead of roleplaying where you have sex you have actual sex.

>> No.11156087

feely wholegrain feelios when no cute fujoshit to cuddle

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>>11156077
Yeah she is. You're just a jelly fatty.

>> No.11156092

>>11156081
/u/

>> No.11156094

>>11156059
With their excessively high power-levels, "fujoshi" don't really get much love. On the other hand, being a "soft otaku", a girl who gets the references but doesn't go overboard, is becoming more and more popular. And so, recently, the number of cute girls who identify themselves as "otaku" has been increasing. These days, there certainly seem to be a lot of people thinking, "I want female otaku friends! I want an otaku girlfriend!"

Getting to know an otaku girl is basically more difficult than getting to know an average girl.
This is because there is a high probability that their sociability rating is low, or that they are locked away in their own world. Seldom, you may encounter otaku girls with a high level of sociability, but in such cases it's fine to approach them as you would with any other girl. This time, let's focus on the aforementioned, harder-to-please type of female otaku.

Here's a common example: You go onto mixi or GREE, and find the profile of a girl who's into cosplay. You want to approach them and build a rapport, so you quickly fire off an e-mail or write a message on their wall. Typically, it goes something like this: "I'm also an otaku!" "I also like _____!" to get on the topic.

Up until now, I've recommended bridging common interests from the outset, but this time it's not really a good idea. Be aware that otaku girls are much more cautious and suspicious of strangers than others. Keeping more distance than necessary is a particularly notable characteristic. If, at first contact, an unfamiliar person says "We have the same hobbies!", rather than squeeing with joy, she's more likely to think "This guy is scary!"

>> No.11156101

>>11156090
Sh-She's cute!

>> No.11156096

>>11156081
Someone that's really into 'moe'.

>> No.11156097

>>11156088
why does her head look like it's 8 cm taller than it should be

>> No.11156098

fujos remain on the normalfag social radar so they'll sooner fuck a low tier normie with a job than some /jp/ shut in.

>> No.11156099

>>11156094
So, let's think of what kind of message might appeal to female otaku.

"Hi, nice to meet you! Sorry for suddenly sending you a message like this. [...] ...and so, if you like, come visit my page sometime^^ " This kind of slightly reserved style is more likely to be well received. Even if it's a bit of a long message, otaku girls will be more inclined to read the whole thing; it's another characteristic.

Instead of "Let's be friends!", writing "Please come visit my page too!" is a much more effective approach. Rather than person-to-person interaction as the objective, framing it in a page-to-page perspective is the way to go. By doing this, the probability of her thinking "Ooh, if I visit his page maybe I'll find something interesting?" or "Hmm, maybe we're into the same sort of stuff?" and visiting your page, rises dramatically.

Of course, it'll be necessary to tweak your profile a bit to match the girl's tastes, but you don't need to make any big changes. Something like tacking "*Otaku Welcome!" to your usual profile has a good chance of eliciting a reply such as, "So what do you like?"

After that, it's just a matter of giving up bits and pieces of information, at a rate that will keep her interest, while slowly deepening the friendship as she reciprocates. Naturally, if your profile doesn't fit what she's looking for, getting her interest is going to be difficult, so there's definitely a bit of trial and error involved in finding the best way to write it.

In the end, getting the door open is difficult, but if you manage to find your way in, you'll find a normally cute girl.

Thank you for your consideration.

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>>11156084

I hope.

>> No.11156103

>>11156088
I'm not fat. I'm might be jelly, though. If there was a way I could have internet fame but be able to shut it off completely when I didn't want it anymore I think I would do it

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>>11156097
She is a satori

>> No.11156102

>>11156091
what went wrong?

>>11156090
don't they want a normal bf who does normal stuff?

>> No.11156109

>>11156099
Is this whats called PUA otaku?

Also any girl that gets off on emoticons isn't for me^^
I need a serious no-fun-allowed fujo that can cook 2 or 3 meals a night for a fatNEET

>> No.11156106

>>11156102
>don't they want a normal bf who does normal stuff?

Until they're 22, yes.

>> No.11156113

>>11156102
We spent too much time inside together, basically. Neither of us had separate groups of friends since we were both in the hikki/NEET mold if you will.

Find a normie chick who will mother you. That would be hitting the jackpot for most of us around here

>> No.11156112

Post more fujoshi images!!

>> No.11156119

>>11156115
Fuck off

I meant truFUJOSHI

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>>11156112
<3

>> No.11156116

didn't realize there were so many normals here jesus christ

>> No.11156122

>>11156113
>Find a normie chick who will mother you.
No. I'd rather stay inside.

>> No.11156120

Look at /jp/, growing as a person.

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>>11156116

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>>11156119

>> No.11156125

>>11156121
i can't take it easy like this

>> No.11156127

>>11156120
Don't worry I'm just being ironic. I'll still never develop the balls to look a girl in the eyes and initiate conversation.

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>>11156112
the only images I have that haven't been posted are lewd

>> No.11156129

>>11156116
You can thank moot, mods and jannies for that. Once the NEET threads were purged entirely all thats left is weeaboos, gamers, and underageb&.

I bet half of the people here don't even own a single PVC figure or an original print manga

>> No.11156135

>>11156130
There's no way a normie wouldn't want to drag me outside.

>> No.11156139

>>11156122
That's the point. You stay inside while she has a career, does the shopping, pays the bills, etc...

You can just sit at home and wait for tender love and cuddles

>> No.11156138

if you are fujoshi the least you could do is post your room or your NEETfeet

>> No.11156140

>>11156127
its easy, (to look a girl in the eyes and initiate conversation) just think of them as lesser human beings.

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>>11156122
What if she was a mature normie who would mother you with her big fat bouncy breasts?

>> No.11156132

>>11156129
what kind of fucking weeb owns those

>> No.11156145

>>11156121
Sweet mother of fuck you just OWNED that nerd

>> No.11156141

>>11156129

get a load of this weeb

>> No.11156142

>>11156128
her drinking milk is a sign of calling out our milk

>>11156129
I'm too poor to buy that nerd shit

>> No.11156143

>>11156130
I don't want a normie girl. I want a shut in girl. We could help each other grow, or just end up being worse for each other but at least happy.

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>>11156129
You can say what you want about the removal of NEET threads being harmful to the board, but don't delude yourself. NEET threads were full of normies blogging.

>> No.11156146

>>11156129
Why would I buy manga?

>> No.11156148

>>11156140
That doesn't work because I can hear what people are thinking and its usually bad.

>> No.11156147

>>11156139
that will never happen

please dont make up such convient fantasies

>> No.11156150

>>11156045
I'll print a picture of milk and then I'll cum the picture, choose one and give me 5 days to save a good amount of cum.

>> No.11156159

>>11156154
How does it feel to be a normie-otaku
Do you like buying large amounts of foam and recording yourself doing it?

>> No.11156160

>>11156154
How many men have you had sexual encounters with?

>> No.11156154

Fem-otaku here.
I have few friends, leave my house only a few times a day, and have a vast array of mental complications.
Also, I have an attraction to otakus.

Ask me anything.

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How do I know if I'm a truFUJOSHI?

>> No.11156162

>>11156157
Are you dirty?

>> No.11156163

>>11156154
>Fem-otaku
>leave my house only a few times a day
>attraction to otakus

this troll couldn't possibly be more obvious than it is and you're still going to get 20 ``get out whore'' and ``give me your email''

>> No.11156164

>>11156148

holy shit, i didnt think id ever meet another person who can intercept thoughts.

do you also think people can read your thoughts? im not as sure about it, but my mind is sensitive to environmental stimuli

>> No.11156170

>>11156144
I want to smell her greasy, unwashed feet!

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This is my favorite one so far.

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Anyone still following emiyamomose?.

She's not really a fujoshi but whatever.

>> No.11156176

>>11156164
The thought has crossed my mind once or twice
I try to keep interactions quick just in case

>> No.11156177

honestly i dont even want a fujoshi gf

just having one as a roommate would be nice

my house is too big so its lonely

being able to watch tv next to each other while we drink cocoa would be nice

also having our private areas too

>> No.11156180,1 [INTERNAL] 

fug janny

>> No.11156180,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11156150
#spitthemilk

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