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Anonymous Sun Jul 7 22:50:59 2013 No.11151180 [Reply] [Original]

On a date with Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 22:53:59 2013 No.11151196 Just waiting on the scopolamine to kick in...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 22:54:14 2013 No.11151199 File: 88 KB, 510x621, 1332887814001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to move in for the kill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 22:57:44 2013 No.11151206 Don't rest your boobs on the table.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 22:59:14 2013 No.11151210 Elbows on the table? What kind of cavewoman are you? Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:01:30 2013 No.11151217 >the book Unless you're holding a book she's more interested in, it's game over. What would impress Patchy? Joyce? Proust? Kafka?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:02:44 2013 No.11151219 >>11151217 Something she's never heard of, obviously. The unknown is the most impressive and intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:04:59 2013 No.11151226 whats it like to go on a date with a cute purple haired girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:06:30 2013 No.11151231 I could never go on a date. It'd be too weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:06:45 2013 No.11151233 >>11151217 >>11151219 Do you think Patchy would like Dostoyevsky?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:07:59 2013 No.11151235 >>11151219 Considering the size of her collection, that might not be the best approach. What about providing deep insight into the themes and symbolism of the story? Or discuss extremely recent releases?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:12:14 2013 No.11151244 >>11151235 She's pretty confident in her collection, so to have an obscure gem that she doesn't may strike a bit of envy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:12:30 2013 No.11151245 >>11151233 She might enjoy his novels during the cold, lonely winter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:13:15 2013 No.11151246 >>11151245 That sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:14:14 2013 No.11151250 >>11151206 They look heavy. I would offer to hold them for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:16:59 2013 No.11151256 >>11151246 Maybe avoid authors that cause readers to cry themselves to sleep.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sun Jul 7 23:27:44 2013 No.11151294 File: 17 KB, 220x236, 1350855977595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex with Patchy on the first date!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:37:44 2013 No.11151332 >>11151244 What stuff would she be unlikely to have read/own?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:38:59 2013 No.11151335 File: 205 KB, 1063x1600, 1257167536648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:40:15 2013 No.11151338 >>11151335 You can see her bra straps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:45:44 2013 No.11151348 >>11151335 I still don't understand the purpose of the hat. Doesn't look that warm, and it certainly doesn't provide shade

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:47:29 2013 No.11151352 >>11151348 Fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:47:59 2013 No.11151354 File: 205 KB, 790x831, 1330151066054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is it like to be on a date? Seems scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:49:00 2013 No.11151361 >>11151357 Does my mom count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:49:14 2013 No.11151357 >>11151354 Have you ever gone to a fast food place with just one other person? Imagine that but much more awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:49:44 2013 No.11151360 >>11151354 It's horrible. I've been on one once and it was the most awkward shit ever. Didn't help that I was like 13 at the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:50:00 2013 No.11151367 >>11151354 I went on a date with a /jp/sie and it was very awkward and all we had in common was ika musume

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:51:15 2013 No.11151368 >>11151361 Yeah, kinda. If it's just you two sitting there eating and trying to make small talk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:56:30 2013 No.11151396 >>11151354 you see anon, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:56:44 2013 No.11151397 >>11151367 Why didn't you just had lunch first, and only call a date in the event you really hit it off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:58:44 2013 No.11151403 >>11151397 Well thats what it was kind of We went to red lobster I've told the story before so I won't bother repeating it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 23:59:00 2013 No.11151408 >>11151403 please tell me was one of you dressed as a girl?

>>	Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA Mon Jul 8 00:02:14 2013 No.11151416 File: 55 KB, 288x247, 1366465145680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phewwww, it smells like rotten garbage in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:05:14 2013 No.11151429 >>11151403 Seafood can be a gamble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:06:44 2013 No.11151434 >>11151416 Smells like a dead mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:14:44 2013 No.11151458 >>11151367 >all we had in common was ika musume Hey, are you still single?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:15:29 2013 No.11151461 >>11151294 SHE WOULD NEVER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:18:45 2013 No.11151481 File: 252 KB, 967x1400, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:19:29 2013 No.11151483 >>11151458 do you like shrimp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:22:44 2013 No.11151497 >>11151483 I love nothing better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:25:15 2013 No.11151510 >>11151352 Still, I think Patchy is more practical than that. I see her enjoying a warm, fur-lined hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:29:59 2013 No.11151527 >>11151497 Lets get some shrimp then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:34:29 2013 No.11151540 >>11151481 What's it like to massage a girl's butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:35:45 2013 No.11151546 >>11151540 Like a warm steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 00:37:29 2013 No.11151556 >>11151481 Do panties really cover the vagina so illy? They never seem to expose that much of the labia when I'm looking them up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 01:04:00 2013 No.11151718 >>11151527 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 01:10:30 2013 No.11151753 jaypee seafood meetup please rsvp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 01:11:45 2013 No.11151758 >>11151753 Reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 01:15:45 2013 No.11151782 I'll go if its in 336 or nearby

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 01:41:37 2013 No.11151921 >>11151556 That's because you're looking at an ero doujinshi here. It doesn't necessarily reflect reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 02:33:44 2013 No.11152112 >>11151921 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 02:47:29 2013 No.11152134 >>11152112 Why do you think? Because reality isn't custom-made to excite you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 8 23:04:14 2013 No.11155863 I don't like seafood.

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