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How do you fap without any kind of porn?

>> No.11149152

get in the zone

>> No.11149155

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

>> No.11149172
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>>11149152
Alright, I'm in the Zone. The radiation made my penis glow in the dark. Now what?

>> No.11149168

With my hand.

>> No.11149193

>>11149172
You're in the wrong zone

>> No.11149198

>>11149172
Now you look for the phallus artefact.

It's shaped like a penis.

>> No.11149219

>>11149172
Kill Strelok.

>> No.11149238

grab it and dont let go till the job is done

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>>11149198
I think I found it. Now what?

>> No.11149247
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11149247

Good ol' Umemaro always gets me hard so I'm ok. Though I wonder if I should start fapping to Sanae.

>> No.11149261

I use to jerk it to straight up imagination in the bathroom when the PC wasn't in my room

>> No.11149264

>>11149261
it's the healthiest way to fap.

>> No.11149289

I tease my nipples until they harden along with my penis. Then I stroke it while tightening and relaxing my thighs rhythmically.

>> No.11149301

>>11149289
This sentence turned me on quite a bit

>> No.11149315

http://solotouch.com/story/finding-out-how-to-do-it-34222

>> No.11149322

>>11149301
You should try it. Stick your butt out a little too. Feeling a breeze passing between your butt cheeks feels amazing. Even more so in this heat.

>> No.11149330

It's so hard for me to fap without any kind of porn. I can get hard and everything but I can't cum. My imagination isn't strong enough or I'm just to desensitized from all the porn/doujins.

>> No.11149344

>>11149330
next step is erectile dysfunction

>> No.11149357

>>11149330
i've been watching porn for 20 years and i have terabytes of it on my PC, but i can still easily fap with just my imagination

>> No.11149360

Sometimes I lay in bed and slowly hump a towel and think about laying on Yuugi's torso and then she eats me while she's asleep accidentally and then she's pregnant with me. I usually cum pretty hard, it just depends if I want to waste half an hour getting sweaty and humping.

>> No.11149385

I can't jerk to vanilla anymore, it just isn't satisfying enough.

>> No.11149476

I imagine unprotected missionary sex with the person I love. I'm not even being silly, true love is pretty arousing.

>> No.11149478

>>11149476
And no, it isn't a Touhou.

>> No.11149486

If I have to I just fap really really fast

It makes my dick sore and red and itchy but it works in a pinch

>> No.11149485

>>11149478
Y-You mean, as in, a real person? Geez, you're disgusting anon.

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11149487

Aren't foot fetishes great?

>> No.11149498

>>11149487
I wish I liked feet.

My fetish is fellatio, though I'm not sure if it really counts as one. Feet would be such a convenient fetish.

>> No.11149511

Excessive fapping gave me ED, now I'll never rape milk. so sad

>> No.11149954

>>11149511
I'll help you rape milk if you want.

>> No.11149954,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why...

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