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please

>> No.11148247
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I'm an American citizen. Japanese law means nothing to me.

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>>11148247

>> No.11148267

>>11148250

Alternate history is a shitty genre. It's always the south winning the civil war or Hitler winning world war 2. No imagination.

>> No.11148302

>>11148267
The Years of Rice and Salt was pretty creative for alternate history.

The Disunited States of America was good too.

>who alternate history otaku here?

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Just try to stop me, pigs.

>> No.11148325

We AKB0048 now?

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>ITT: Dancing

I'm quoting what the OP meant to say.

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>> No.11148409

>>11148250
Keep dreaming, dweeb.

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Perfect! I get to use this.

>> No.11148435

I like how the portion in Japanese is so flippant and completely ignores the "prohibited by law" bullshit.

>> No.11148436 [DELETED] 

>>11148302
Who are you quoting?

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Luka Luka Night~

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rat dat datta datta dat dat da da
rat dat datta datta dat dat da da

FUCK THE POLICE

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>> No.11148494

I can understand that law
Dancing is stupid

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I hate dancing anyway. Loud music too. Club-people should just die.

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>>11148494
look at this edgemaster

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>>11148497
what are you doing in this thread then fagit

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>> No.11148512

I never met a person who danced that I really truly liked.
Even my socially awkward friends dance at clubs. They're really pathetic about it, too.

And before you say I look even more pathetic standing in the corner, I left after 5 minutes and never went again.

I really don't know how people can enjoy that stuff.

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>> No.11148517

>>11148512
So instead of a regular normie you're a loser normie while your "socially awkward" friends are grinding on sluts at da club.

I bet you're posting on /jp/ from your smartphone

>> No.11148523

>>11148512

nobody takes dancing seriously lel

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Is this considered dancing?

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>>11148405
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLItBSdW9s


I don't know how to dance.

>> No.11148527

>>11148522

omgg #scared#halloween#lettersssss

>> No.11148532

>>11148527
Apologies, Anon, it seems I forgot to put a warning in my post. Silly me!

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>>11148526
Oh man, how did you know?

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>>11148535
Vampire loli Magic.

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>> No.11148614

>>11148582
slut.
Dancing is stupid.

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>>11148614
Why did you only say that about my gif?

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>>11148247

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>>11148614
homu a slut

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>>11148622
Look how she's moving her hips and ass. How can she not be a slut?

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>>11148642
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your laws behind
Cause your people don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

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>> No.11149014

>>11148642
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9983652/No-Eastern-Europeans-Warwickshire-sign-reads.html

>> No.11149018

i wish i had a cute otaku bf to dance with

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>>11148996
Dance Magic Dance! Dance Magic Dance!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7WyJ8CQl9I

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Here, take my shirt and just go ahead and wipe up all the
Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!

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>> No.11151328

>>11148267
>tfw I'm writing an alternate history where Rome never fell
Equally uncreative, but fun to write still.

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>> No.11152204

If people aren't free to have sex with their family then why should they be free to dance? I won't support dancing until some changes are made in the world.

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>>11150061
Kowai.

>> No.11152233,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11152233
fuck you

>> No.11152720

>>11148614
These japanese men can dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOPNLzEFH0

>> No.11152781

Was all this guy's fault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jE7CSZp4bs

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I'm the police.

>> No.11152932

>>11152781

I remember seeing this guy's videos for the first time long ago, it actually ignited a passion for dancing in me, now I am pretty decent and it doesn't make me feel awkward. I go to a lot of raves.

inb4 I get told to get out

>> No.11152957

>>11152932
Do you do ecstasy?

>> No.11153099

>>11152957

Sometimes, if its some club show with a reputable artist they usually only last a few hours so I just drink a fair bit. I'm not an idiot and know a fair bit about my illegal substances so when I do partake in MDMA I wait at least a month and a bit so my serotonin is replenished and it has 100% left my body from the last time I did it. If you are responsible and don't do too much or do it too often then I'm convinced its no more harmful than the rampant binge drinking most people do on the weekends.

>> No.11153118

>>11153099
I've tried ecstasy once but I can't imagine taking it in public, and at a club of all places. I just walked around in a nearby forest and loved every tree, mosquito, and ant I came across while thinking about all the things I've done and experienced.

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>> No.11153285

>>11148582
I wanna jam my dick in between those thighs and grind my dick until I nut on her clothes.

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>>11153099
>I'm convinced its no more harmful than the rampant binge drinking most people do on the weekends.
Which happens to be rather harmful.

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>>11153285
Lewd.

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>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
What the hell?

>> No.11153316

>This thread
>/jp/ radio in the background
Works surprisingly good.

>> No.11153325

Lewd girls dancing just to show off how much their breasts jiggle and bounce

>> No.11153341

>>11153304
I'm sorry.

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>>11153285
Stop doing that to my posts

>> No.11153352

>>11153344
Stop posting such blatantly sexual things then.

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>> No.11153357

>>11153352
when people say 'get down on the dancefloor' they don't mean you drop your pants and start publicly masturbating anon.

>> No.11153360

>>11153357
You're not fooling me.

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>>11153370
I want to put it in.

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>>11153388
Why are you doing this to me?

>> No.11153427

>>11153405
I haven't masturbated in a long, long time, because of circumstances, and I am a very lewd being.

The booty runs in my blood, man. I cannot deny the booty. I need the booty. I want the booty. Give me the booty.

>> No.11153428

>>11153316
>/jp/ radio
I thought it dindn't exist anymore

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>>11153427
How grave are the circumstances that you can't even masturbate?

>> No.11153466

>>11153456
Temporary homelessness. My neighbourhood got flooded and we had to stay with my uncle in BC. I have to sleep in a room with a lot of pictures and statues of Jesus. I can't whack it with Jesus watching.

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>>11153466
Part of the calgary flood eh? I feel for you.

>> No.11153499

>>11153466
>I can't whack it with Jesus watching.
Stop being such a negative nancy and break some taboos.

>> No.11153517

>>11153474
My bulging nutbladder is the real victim here ;_;

>> No.11153578

>>11153344
>>11153370
>>11153405
>>11153456
>>11153474
What animu is this, anyway

>> No.11153607

>>11153466
How come? He's so moe

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>>11153578
Highschool DxD

Try google reverse image search next time.

>> No.11153622

>>11153607
Even baby Jesus?

>> No.11153642

>>11153466
Graven images are heresy. Tell your uncle that having so many statues around feels heretical, and thatgoes against your thoughts on religion.

>> No.11153643

>>11153622
He will pay no heed, he's busy making baby jesus stuff.

>> No.11153674

>>11153642
Catholicism is basically pagan heresy and idolatry dressed up in Christian robes.

At least its a lot more communitarian and self sacrificing.

>> No.11153703

>>11153466
>I can't whack it with Jesus watching.
But God is always watching you.

>> No.11153763

>>11153703
Common misconception, it's actually ceiling cat that's always watching.

>> No.11153766

>>11153763
I thought it was corner spider.

>> No.11153769

>>11153766
He fills in for ceiling cat when he's off to the litter box.

>> No.11153773

>>11153428
They stopped the threads for some reason.

>> No.11153819

>>11148302
Right here, fucking loved Years of Rice and Salt

>> No.11153833

>>11153229
Most jp game ever.

>> No.11153906
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So far most of the gifs are fitting pretty well to this song I am listening to at the moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3IY-LI2gAo

>> No.11153909

>>11153906
why do people cream themselves over that garbage?

>> No.11153911

>>11153517
You are using the term nutbladder wrong.

>> No.11153914

>>11153909
Because it is good. And rightfully so

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>> No.11153922

>>11153914
The song or the show? In either case you have terrible taste. On the same level as a random 12 year old Japanese boy.

>> No.11153942

>>11153922
I like the song and the show.

Though I only liked the first part of that song the second one at 2:45 is meh

And that ok if you dont like the show you are entitled to your opinion after all. I'll continue to watch it an enjoy it.

>> No.11154079

>>11148238
>Europeen
>My rhythmic body movements as I walk are mistaken for dance by shoppers
>The mall cops comes and I'm arrested

A muh lawyers say he's pretty fly for a white gajinn.

>> No.11154086

>>11153920
Best Zombie in the front.

>> No.11154186

Is it safe to use liquid hand soap as lubricant when masturbating?

>> No.11154194

>>11154186
Just use toothpaste.

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>>11154194
There's no toothpaste in the washroom at Starbucks.

>> No.11154207

>>11154186
Why can't you just spit on it?
Soap will burn if you get it on the tip.

>> No.11154210

>>11154079
>rhythmic body movement

what?

>> No.11154217

>>11154210
Haven't you ever seen a European walking in real life?

>> No.11154222

>>11154217
I'm European and I have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.11154224

>>11154222
I'm very sorry for your loss.

>> No.11154234

>>11154224
can you give me examples? I'm actually interested

>> No.11154241

>>11154234
It's one of those things you have to see for yourself to understand. Words can't really describe the movements.

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