/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's Tanabata tonight!

What is your wish /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish i was a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

To find a boyfriend... My parents are starting to bother me about it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

[Anonymous No.]

Find a /jp/ friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone that won't leave me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148060
"that"
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148060
keeping dreaming fagman

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to break my rusty cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148077
You could try falling it on someone and 'ave an epic giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148035
World piece

[Anonymous No.]

to be a cute loli who can wear all the cute clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

for /jp not to suck

[Anonymous No.]

Immortality, a million dollars, time travel.

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>>11148060
Oh, this reminded me...


How do I go to Akiba or any other shop and buy New Love Plus? Is it fine if I wear sunglasses and cap? Will I go unnoticed between the hordes of other otaku?
Please teach me /jp/senpai!

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I want to get a gf...

[Anonymous No.]

A straight, gay-free /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148136
Go back to /r9gay/. All of you. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148141
Why? I just want a qt gf...

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>>11148035
Kill all crossboarders.

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>>11148144
Why would someone love you if you can't love yourself?

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>>11148144
/jp/ isn't for your silly social game bullshit. Go back to the other boards where the other normies will undertand and sympathize with you.

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>>11148147
Because I want to be in a dominant relationship.
>>11148148
I know that many jpsies want a gf.

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>>11148147
Thanks dr. Phil

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>>11148149
«oh dawg meib I shud go b2 le troll school»
== u

[Anonymous No.]

KILL ALL 3D LOVE CHASERS

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>>11148144
feelio when no qt 2hu gf, I know that feelio my brethren.

I'm kind of glad that women slandered and spread rumors about me throughout my life. I now have no desire to even want to be around women.

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>>11148149
Yeah, and /jp/ is also full of crossboarding normie scum. Just come to terms with the fact that mommy will not buy you an xbox and get over your trivial desires.

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>>11148158
>women slandered and spread rumors about me throughout my life
How do you know?
captcha: derSeme CROSSLEY

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a board that has basically no normalfags.

Preferably elitist and about anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148164
>>11148158
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>>11148155
Funny things is that you will forget all about your edgy shit once a nice girl will fall in love with you. Just like Mush did.

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>>11148169
>>>/a/

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>>11148174
Shut up, mush. There's nothing edgy about wanting to be happy and free.

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>>11148174
>Funny things is that you will forget all about your edgy shit once a nice girl will fall in love with you.
Why do you seem to think that I haven't been adhering to a clear life plan since the age of ten?

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>>11148175
He said no normalfags.

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>>11148174
If that's what you think then please try to be my gf, we'll see if you can dull my edge.

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>>11148166
They openly told me so, and I didn't doubt it for a second. Getting beaten up after school every day while getting accused of doing something that I never did was a pretty good sign too.

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>>11148166
Women are evil creatures. Those two girls I used to know in high schools pretended to be friends all the time but sent each other text messages that would creep out even the worst /jp/sie.

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>>11148175
There are lots of normals on /a/, also /jp/ is very fun sometimes, like right now.

>>11148174
Wow, apparently opinions aren't constant and people change when their circumstances change.

>>11148035
What's your wish OP?

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>>11148182
I'm a straight dude.

[Anonymous No.]

All I need ;_;

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>>11148184
That's hot.

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>>11148174
Go back to your twitter circlejerk, faggot.
The point isn't even being in a relationship or not, it's not wanting or feeling like you need to be. Just do what it is that makes you happy, that's why you're on /jp/ right now, isn't it? If it's not, then fuck off.
We don't like 3d girls here

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>>11148184
>They openly told me so
What, did they just come to you and tell you "hey fag, we've been talking shit about you"?
>Getting beaten up after school every day while getting accused of doing something that I never did
What about ｒｅａｃｔｉｎｇ? I wouldn't have tolerated such obvious bullshit for a second.

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>>11148187
If you can't step up then step down motherlord

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>>11148190
This thread is about what WILL make you happy.
>We don't like 3d girls here
Speak for yourself.

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>>11148148
Stop bullying people. /jp/ is a place of love and funposting. Don't be mean to others. ;_;

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>>11148197
That's the whole point of /r9k/, that's where you belong.
/jp/ is for people who know what the fuck they're doing and it doesn't involve whores.

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>>11148202
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148202
/jp/ is for people that like otaku culture. And again, I advise you not to speak for the whole board.

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>>11148198
Kill yourself

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>>11148194
Yeah, basically. Though it was more like "hey loser we're talking shit about you and there isn't anything you can do about it."
Reacting? I tried to talk to them about it, but it was impossible. Fighting a group of niggers, mexicans and wiggers was pretty much out of the question.

Talking to the girls also had no effect, it was like talking to brick walls which would occasionally spout inane garbage at you.

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>>11148198
/me hugs you

Don't cry, everything will be all right. Cheer up, okay? ^^

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>>11148212
>Fighting a group of niggers, mexicans and wiggers was pretty much out of the question.

Not if you bring a full-auto to a fist fight.

*pew pew pew* ;3

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>>11148214
I feel better thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

whee

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was good at shooting games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148212
Couldn't you have switched schools?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a yandere girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

As expected of a shitpost thread, it has devolved into a feel gf and gay fag party

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>>11148224
well you /b/tards think with your dicks, and don't think about anything other than people even though you don't actually choose to like or relate to other people in any healthy or constructive way at all

so there you go, you get what you give shitdick

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>>11148224
>Hi, I shat all over this thread I had no interest in, so that proves it must have been bad!

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>>11148241
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148255
Was paraphrasing >>11148224

[Anonymous No.]

For the extinction of all life on this planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148261
Edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

Fork over money
GIve me a two-story house with a lawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148224

Please don't use my picture for nefarious purposes.

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>>11148274
They're my imges now

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>>11148035
oh god - reminds me of densha otoko.
the feeeeeeels....

[Anonymous No.]

You know guys. Orihime and Hikoboshi and represented by stars that are 15 and 25 light-years away. That means it would take anywhere from 30 to 50 years for your wish to actually come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148335
>30 to 50 years

How did you work that out?

And last I checked prayers aren't being communicated at the speed of light.

The speed of prayers is instantaneous no matter the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148338
He just doubled the distance, it's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148340

He didn't say it was 30 to 50 LIGHT years which superficially doubling the distance would have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148338
It takes time for the prayers to travel pack to Earth.

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>>11148202
>/jp/ is for people who know what the fuck they're doing and it doesn't involve whores.
While I totally agree that ">tfw no qt gf" bullshit goes to /r9k/, /jp/ does involve idols which aren't that different from whores.
Everything that more or less falls into "otaku culture" belongs here.
Crossboarding scum doesn't unless said scum is intelligent enough to (try and) seamlessly fit in.

Autumn can't come quickly enough.

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>>11148343
50 years is the time it takes for light to travel 50 light years...

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>>11148353
Time doesn't exist.

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>>11148346
>Autumn can't come quickly enough.
HEUHUEHUEHUHEUHU witty as fugggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148361
When did /jp/ become /sci/?

[Anonymous No.]

>wishing to be the little girl

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a princess who lived in a frilly, girly palace with tons of cute dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

i want my best friend to stop hating me
but i made the same wish for several years now

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the touhous were real.

[Anonymous No.]

The ability to express gratitude and affection through the internet sincerely and fully.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be an adventurer that spreads beauty around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for sufficient means and a lot of free time.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I would've never discovered this horrible place.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could be a pretty little princess, living in a big pink castle, with lots of cute clothes to wear, and I brought happiness to everyone on 4chan!

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>>11151241
lel, what a homolord

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be a cute girl!

[Anonymous No.]

My mom was supposed to get home from the hospital on the 11th but I wished I could be left alone a little longer and she's called today and told me she's coming back on the 14th. She's been in there since June 18th.

It's been a fun month.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could control everything about myself and live in whatever setting I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148035
神になる。

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>>11151241
Copy cat! I claimed it first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11151270
mine's a little different.. Could we be neighbor princesses, and invite each other over for tea parties?

[Anonymous No.]

Immortality in which I'd never have to eat or sleep ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11151273
sure, can we do sleepovers and play dress up too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11151314
yeah, we'd do all kinds of girl things!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be 7 years younger

no time travel bs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be successful.

[Anonymous No.]

Happines for everybody, free, and let no one go away unsitisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11148132
You will be mistaken for celebrity.

[Anonymous No.]

wish i had a 56 thunderbird

[Anonymous No.]

Have you seen the Summer Triangle tonight , /jp/? Over here I can't see shit! Deneb, Altair, Vega, where are you?!

[Anonymous No.]

What if I wished for Tanabata to cease to exist?

[Sakura !6murAshIgE No.]

I wish I was Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a third season.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be happy for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want ALL the 2hu Fumos and Nendoroids to get restocked and I want them all to arrive at the same time.
Then I can finally fall asleep with Gensokyo in my arms.

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>>11151851
Why make another season when the first 2 weren't good to begin with? Why let kyoani ruin another LN?

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>>11148140
Ｉ　ｗｉｓｈ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　Ｒｅｉｍｕ　ａｎｄ　Ｍａｒｉｓａ　ｋｉｌｌ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ　Ｉ　ｈａｄ　ｗｈｅｎ　Ｉ　ｗａｓ　ｇｒｏｗｉｎｇ　ｕｐ　ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ’ｖｅ　ｂｅｃｏｍｅ　ａ　ＮＥＥＴ　ｆａｓｔｅｒ

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>>11152060
All you need is one big one. Or a dakimakura.

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>>11152088
>88
SIEG HEIL DUDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11152084
when did you awaken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11152094
4 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>11152088
sieg heil dude

[Anonymous No.]

check'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>11152088
SIEG HEIL DUDE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I had another dream about loli last night. This is the second dream I can remember this week. This was pretty tame compared to the other; I was mostly teaching lolis how to swim. They were wearing one pieces and I kept touching their tummies and making them laugh. I'm not sure how I ended up doing what I'm about to type, but I remember pulling aside the bottom part and playing with her vagina for quite some time.

I also distinctly remember swimming down the the bottom in the deep end and laying down there for a while, looking up through the blue water. It was a very nice dream.

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>>11148060
Buy a turtle.
They can't escape from you and will sure outlive you.

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>>11152140
sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I keep having this terrible dream where I meet Hikoboshi and he tells me that (a) I am dead, (b) my lot in the afterlife is to read every wish ever expressed in written form, correct their grammar and punctuation, and direct the sensible ones to proper wish-granting authorities, and (c) since I am already dead, committing suicide will not send me a more preferable afterlife, like Avici or the Christian hell. I don't know what occurs afterwards but I remember being shoved into a heap of Christmas wishlists.

Please stop wishing already.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the Jews would learn to just leave other peoples alone.

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>>11152281
Did you at least get time off, or pay higher than minimum wage?

[Anonymous No.]

Living forever in a small cute town full of honest, good persons like in Haibane Renmei.