/jp/ meetup

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/jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:31:17 2013 No.11146034 milk with her back to the camera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:31:47 2013 No.11146032 Having a group of people gaze at you in awe of your beauty must be awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:32:17 2013 No.11146035 /jp/ is girls with vaginas!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:32:47 2013 No.11146036 Me with the heartglasses near the back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:34:03 2013 No.11146041 >>11146035 You're wrong, Anon. We are all little girls with dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:34:03 2013 No.11146042 >>11146035 The vaginas in that picture are probably wet too. Wet with sticky, tasty vaginal juice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:34:17 2013 No.11146037 >>11146032 >Having a group of people gaze at you in awe of your beauty must be awesome. -fix'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:34:48 2013 No.11146039 This is a good one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:36:47 2013 No.11146043 >>11146042 How often do loli vaginas get wet? Where does it all go throughout the day? It doesn't just seep into their loli panties so they're walking around in wet/sticky panties all day, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:36:47 2013 No.11146044 >>11146042 gross!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:37:17 2013 No.11146046 >>11146041 Girls don't have dicks! I saw a girl nude once, and she had a vagina. She was embarrassed that I saw it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:37:17 2013 No.11146047 File: 812 KB, 1280x853, e3d5197b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:38:47 2013 No.11146051 >>11146042 Virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:39:02 2013 No.11146055 File: 117 KB, 907x706, 1370649798689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:40:32 2013 No.11146058 >>11146043 If a loli doesn't wear panties and she starts to get wet, does it just run down her leg?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:40:32 2013 No.11146059 >>11146051 Why, yes, I've never stuck my penis in a girl's goo-hole and had cute, lewd sex with her. What of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:41:17 2013 No.11146062 >>11146055 Me on the very far right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:41:17 2013 No.11146063 >>11146058 Yes, thought it's usually harvested quickly at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:42:48 2013 No.11146068 >>11146063 Does it really just drip down like that? Either every loli I see in a skirt wears panties or I haven't been paying enough attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:43:33 2013 No.11146072 File: 2.22 MB, 320x180, jp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:45:48 2013 No.11146077

>>11146068
My uncle posted a pic of my little girl cousin on his Facebook, and she was wearing a skirt with no panties. It's not like I was specifically looking; her fucking vagina was right there and very noticeable, like it was actually the focus of the pic, yet all the comments were women saying thinks like "cute!!!!" I don't know how he missed that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:46:17 2013 No.11146080 File: 146 KB, 640x480, 1370650015301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/ grossout

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:47:32 2013 No.11146086 File: 69 KB, 600x450, 1358561861119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:48:32 2013 No.11146090 >>11146077 Did it look wet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:49:17 2013 No.11146095 File: 148 KB, 1000x748, Fujoshi 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup. And by meetup, I mean" "staying home and fingering her vagina"!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:51:02 2013 No.11146108 >>11146103 That seems a shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:51:17 2013 No.11146103 >>11146090 I... I wasn't inspecting it, anon! I felt pretty disgusted really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:51:32 2013 No.11146104 >>11146046 Traps are girls too, you know And /jp/ has many of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:53:17 2013 No.11146113 >>11146077 It's because girls don't sexualyze other girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:54:17 2013 No.11146116 >>11146104 No they're not you disgusting fucking freak, kill yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:55:02 2013 No.11146118 >>11146113 Wouldn't anyone notice a bare child vagina in a picture though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:56:02 2013 No.11146123 let's meet up. i have a karaoke machine.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Jul 6 20:56:32 2013 No.11146120 File: 69 KB, 436x493, 1348119560711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 20:56:47 2013 No.11146121 >>11146104 >Traps are girls No, that would ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:00:03 2013 No.11146138 >>11146104 I'm fairly sure those are men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:00:32 2013 No.11146137 File: 68 KB, 1280x720, [FFF] Love Lab - 01 [D3635035].mkv_snapshot_17.18_[2013.07.07_02.57.43].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:01:48 2013 No.11146141 >>11146138 >men Boys. They are boys. Cute boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:02:32 2013 No.11146144 >>11146141 Boys can not be cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:06:18 2013 No.11146149 >>11146118 It's because babies are naked cuties, don't every mother take a photo of their naked offspring and make up a reason to show it sometime through the year? It's similar to what you saw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:06:48 2013 No.11146151 >>11146149 She's like 6 years old though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:09:03 2013 No.11146158 File: 266 KB, 450x253, 1ed3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146151 Well, congratulations, you have a pedophile uncle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:12:47 2013 No.11146165 I want you to suck me, I want you to suck me ♪ ♪ I want you to suck me, I want you to suck me ♪ ♪ I want you to suck me, I want you to suck my cock dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:13:17 2013 No.11146167 >>11146158 exactly, which is why I found the comments strange. she isn't even HIS daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:16:17 2013 No.11146175 >>11146080 Me on the far left at the second row

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:16:33 2013 No.11146176 >>11146151 Do you see her often? Would it make you act weird towards her? After all, not everybody sees their loli cousin's vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:16:33 2013 No.11146177 >>11146167 dude shut up already, nobody believes you anyway go away

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:17:02 2013 No.11146182 >>11146158 Jackpot! Say he molested you when you were a kid. They'll find his stash of CP and you'll get more NEETbux than you'll ever need. Retire to a island and surround yourself with lolis. Ya know. For the irony

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:18:47 2013 No.11146186 >>11146177 I believe him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:19:32 2013 No.11146188 >>11146047 Me on the bottom-right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:27:32 2013 No.11146210 >>11146186 So do I, yo. I don't know why but I do

Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:31:47 2013 No.11146221

>>11146210
I believe him because growing up there seemed to be a lot of photos with inadvertent nudity in them. Even recently after a family member was looking through photos on her phone, and started laughing saying that one picture of her sister showed her crotch. She showed me, but the phone was far away and I couldn't really see anything.

Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:32:02 2013 No.11146227

>>11146221
>Even recently after a family member was looking through photos on her phone, and started laughing saying that one picture of her sister showed her crotch. She showed me, but the phone was far away and I couldn't really see anything.
I hate when that happens because I always want to ask for the picture so I can get a closer look but doing so will make me feel like a pervert so in the end I do nothing and end up disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:32:17 2013 No.11146224 File: 381 KB, 960x1280, 5.7sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146032 you get used to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:45:02 2013 No.11146267 File: 91 KB, 433x348, 1360375868458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146224

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:45:02 2013 No.11146269 >>11146077 post it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:57:02 2013 No.11146311 File: 126 KB, 465x523, Flustered slut in heat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146221 A girl showed you another girl naked! That's hot and lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 21:59:32 2013 No.11146318 >>11146311 The other girl wasn't naked. Just from some angle you could apparently see her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:02:18 2013 No.11146326 >>11146318 post it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:44:02 2013 No.11146402 >>11146269 >>11146326 Clean all your drool over the keyboard first please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:53:02 2013 No.11146422 >>11146402 done now post it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:53:47 2013 No.11146425 File: 228 KB, 800x600, 1336771718981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:54:48 2013 No.11146428 >>11146080 Girl on the far right is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:57:17 2013 No.11146438 >>11146425 and she was never seen again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:57:47 2013 No.11146439 >>11146438 Expected from Mexicans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:58:48 2013 No.11146441 >>11146439 Those are mexicans? Aren't they a bit too white to be mexicans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:59:02 2013 No.11146444 >>11146441 Coastal Mexicans are light and pretty much white looking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:00:02 2013 No.11146449 >>11146444 That's horrible, how am I supposed to know who to hate now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:03:18 2013 No.11146458 >>11146441 Look at their disgusting faces and facial hair, plus their liking for black clothes, they're Mexican scum undoubtly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:04:33 2013 No.11146460 Mexicans can get annoying but they're still worlds better than niggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:04:48 2013 No.11146462 >>11146458 Westerns all look the same to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:04:48 2013 No.11146463 >>11146425 Is that Konata a real little girl? She's actually cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:05:18 2013 No.11146467 >>11146463 It's a man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:07:02 2013 No.11146473 >>11146441 >That >White

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:10:32 2013 No.11146479 >>11146473 I'm not merican so white to me means that their skin is not brown, black, yellow or red.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Jul 6 23:12:18 2013 No.11146485 File: 319 KB, 1024x842, pretend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146425

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:13:03 2013 No.11146489 >>11146479 >What are different grades of color tones someone really needs a medical check up and maybe some bottle glasses

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:15:03 2013 No.11146492 >>11146489 They are still white, I'm sorry I'm not able to be as racist as you anon I'm really trying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:21:33 2013 No.11146499 File: 858 KB, 2000x1500, 1288208640120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hey Anon >there's a space next to Mew if she moves over

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:22:15 2013 No.11146504 >>11146499 this artist same-faces too hard imo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:24:50 2013 No.11146507 >>11146499 M-mew too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:31:38 2013 No.11146523 >>11146507 >Ayaka-chan is looking at you >don't have anything to say >must post on /jp/ later

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:41:23 2013 No.11146548 File: 230 KB, 799x599, 1324860574822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:47:45 2013 No.11146565 File: 89 KB, 700x718, 1372703239991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146557 That's my image, fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:48:26 2013 No.11146567 >>11146557 Ew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:50:11 2013 No.11146571 >>11146485 Pretend with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:51:42 2013 No.11146575 File: 337 KB, 668x613, 1328948719644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146565 autism >>11146567 It's true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:54:58 2013 No.11146583 File: 1.99 MB, 264x185, 1372986773670.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146575 Say that to my face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:56:33 2013 No.11146586 >>11146575 Can't we be with a pure board like /y/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:07:38 2013 No.11146605 File: 17 KB, 257x301, jp meetup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:13:53 2013 No.11146618 File: 24 KB, 368x312, 1295210480830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146583

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:14:38 2013 No.11146623 >>11146583 Is this what it's like for the average Russian everyday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:16:53 2013 No.11146630 File: 96 KB, 377x480, 1297663060195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146586 >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:17:38 2013 No.11146634 File: 261 KB, 500x500, 1357152665181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146618 >>11146623 Why are you nobodies talking to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:19:24 2013 No.11146642 File: 425 KB, 1280x720, 1328783310230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:20:53 2013 No.11146645 File: 716 KB, 798x600, 1328782882604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:22:23 2013 No.11146653 >>11146645 Does this mean /a/ is the main character?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:24:08 2013 No.11146662 >>11146645 Look at how deliciously plump /cgl/ looks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:24:39 2013 No.11146665 File: 670 KB, 1000x835, 1328783494942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146634 I-it's not like I want to talk to you >me Saki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:25:53 2013 No.11146673 >>11146645 /cgl/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:25:53 2013 No.11146674 File: 138 KB, 1280x720, 1328783742484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:26:39 2013 No.11146677 >>11146662 I don't think you know what plump means or you're blind

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:28:38 2013 No.11146689 >>11146676 why isn't he spending lunch in the bathroom like a tru/jp/er would

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:28:38 2013 No.11146690 File: 161 KB, 380x374, 1327956413557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:32:08 2013 No.11146705 >>11146689 He wants to go to the lunchroom but he has to defend /jp/ against gaijin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:32:53 2013 No.11146709 >>11146689 He wants to go to the bathroom but he has to defend /jp/ against gaijin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:34:09 2013 No.11146715 >>11146676 >US flag nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:34:54 2013 No.11146717 File: 47 KB, 500x281, 1356355131402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:37:23 2013 No.11146730 >>11146689 I spent lunch in the bathroom and I would not wish that fate upon anyone. It is extremely humiliating and my school bathrooms were kind of bad so eating in their felt nasty but it was necessary...

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:37:53 2013 No.11146736

>>11146689
Maybe the bathrooms outside the lunch hall aren't open during lunch? or maybe everyone in the lunch room has to stay in the lunch room unless accompanied out? i know it was like that when i was in middle school.

Or maybe the bathrooms are full of normals since when i was in high school the lunch hall bathrooms were locked before and after lunch because of nigs and delinquent potheads occupying it to skip classes and dick around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:39:23 2013 No.11146739 >>11146645 Stop trying to force /jp/-/cgl/

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:39:53 2013 No.11146743

>>11146730
Oh come on it wasn't that bad as long as nobody walked in. The scary parts were when lunch period ended and the next period kids came into the bathroom and you can't walk out of the stall to throw your tray away so you have to hope they hurry up and get out of there so you won't be late to class.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:40:54 2013 No.11146749 >>11146743 >>11146730 How were your grades in high school? What did you do after you graduated?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:41:08 2013 No.11146757 >>11146326 I'd have to steal a relative's cell phone to post it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:41:38 2013 No.11146753 File: 138 KB, 800x1200, 1337937810330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:42:23 2013 No.11146760

>>11146743
>as long as nobody walked in
That was the problem. None of the bathrooms that were accessible during lunch were too remote, so there was guaranteed to be at least one or two obnoxious group of kids that came in, then you are stuck holding your breath for 5 minutes until they leave...
>>11146749
Generally B's in highschool, 'dropped out' of college after a year because I was too lazy to keep up with assignments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:43:09 2013 No.11146767 >>11146760 Were you ever "caught" in the act of eating in the bathroom? If so what was the response? Were they so confused that they didn't know what to think or did they bully you about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:43:39 2013 No.11146765 >>11146757 Do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:44:09 2013 No.11146769 >>11146730 >I spent lunch in the bathroom What? Is this something that actually happens? Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:44:23 2013 No.11146770 >>11146749 I failed many classes, I really didn't care much about school. Most of my time was spent either sleeping or pretending to be asleep. After I somehow graduated I became a fulltime NEET

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:46:23 2013 No.11146778 >>11146730 I ate lunch with the normal kids. The nerds were too obnoxious about their hobbies and just annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:46:23 2013 No.11146779 >>11146760 >>11146770 Do you still live with your parents? Do they support you entirely or do you get autism bux too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:46:23 2013 No.11146780 >>11146767 Nope. >>11146769 I am extremely self conscious, and being seen/bullied while eating alone would have been too much. Some days I just walked around the school during lunch, but most of the time it was the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:47:53 2013 No.11146783 >>11146767 I was caught once and I don't know how. A classmate of mine mentioned me going to the bathroom during lunch and then a few more joined in and laughed. It was very embarrassing but it only made me want to hide in there more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:49:15 2013 No.11146788 >>11146318 >>11146227 >>11146221 >>11146151 >>11146077 Speaking of stuff like this, has /jp/ ever seen a younger family member's genitals up close? Specifically, have you ever seen a loli's flat chest or smooth vagina up close?

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:52:38 2013 No.11146799

>>11146780
>>11146783
That's messed up. I'm a fulltime NEET now, and while I was in school I slept all day, never socialized with anyone outside of school, but while at school I had no issues hanging out with others. As an introvert, being social is just a game of pretend. Normals are simplistic if you know how to act around them.

I can go weeks without talking to anyone but my immediate family, but when I have to be social, isn't not an issue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:54:23 2013 No.11146806 File: 99 KB, 640x480, 091207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146739

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:54:53 2013 No.11146807

>>11146799
my introversion trails off into full blown social anxiety
I thought my bathroom lurking days were over but they followed me into my first job as well, during my second job I found myself spending breaks inside a large cardboard box, and by the 3rd job I would just quit after less than a week

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:55:53 2013 No.11146809 >>11146807 Are you on any medication?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:56:23 2013 No.11146812 >>11146788 I could write a story if anyone's interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:58:08 2013 No.11146818 >>11146812 Post it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:58:10 2013 No.11146821 >>11146818 I'll get on it after I get out of the shower

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:59:08 2013 No.11146825 >>11146821 Why are you posting on /jp/ in the shower?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:00:23 2013 No.11146826 >>11146809 No Doctors are expensive and I wouldn't want to whine my problems to a non-Anonymous stranger anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:01:23 2013 No.11146828 File: 95 KB, 600x450, 1316280002499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why NEET? Just hide your power level and get paid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:02:24 2013 No.11146835 >>11146828 Sweet /a/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:02:54 2013 No.11146838 >>11146828 Being social and working with others exhausts me. If I have to listen to one more mother go on about her fucking baby and how adorable it is, I'm gonna choke her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:04:08 2013 No.11146842 >>11146788 Do I have to take a seat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:05:09 2013 No.11146849 >>11146788 Sure. I've also had younger cousins sit on my lap, brushing their back against me as I stroke their hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:07:54 2013 No.11146861 >>11146828 It's a difficult economy to get a job in, much less one that provides enough money for living and travel expenses that having a job requires.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:10:24 2013 No.11146869 Everybody who's anybody is a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:11:24 2013 No.11146876 >>11146838 You just need to find a work environment that suits you. For example, if you're interested in choking people, you might enjoy a career as a hired killer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:12:24 2013 No.11146878 File: 128 KB, 427x599, 1287377470138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:16:24 2013 No.11146898 File: 66 KB, 519x596, josh4893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146876 I enjoy driving, so I became the Driver

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:23:25 2013 No.11146914

I enjoy killing niggers, so I joined Niggerbusters. Now I wear a proton pack at work which I use to zap 'groids. Just look at our theme song:
when there's something strange
in the neighborhood
who ya gonna call?
Niggerbusters!
when there's something black
and it don't look good
who you gonna call?
Niggerbusters!

See, you can have a satisfying work environment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:23:40 2013 No.11146915 >>11146876 Are you trying to tell us about yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:28:39 2013 No.11146929 >>11146914 Can you do something about the 'groid infestation /jp/ has had for a while now?

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:29:09 2013 No.11146930

I probably won't ever forget that night, nor the image that was burned into my retinas at the time. It was a stormy summer night, the clouds in the sky seemed to be on fire, and even the trees seemed to scream out in annoyance at the uncomfortably warm, humid air that was assaulting their limbs.

Inside my house was much more hospitable with the air conditioner pumping cooled air throughout the house, especially the TV room that I was watching a movie in. The walls were bathed in the similarly cool, familiar blue glow of a television. The movie playing was some B movie about zombies taking over a trailer park. I thought it'd be at least entertaining, but it was all but that. As I lay against the arm of the couch , drifting off to sleep, I could hear the house creaking and cracking as the wind slapped it from outside. As I drifted closer to sleep my ears were assaulted by the high pitched creeking of a door opening and shutting, with the unmistakable creaking of the floor as someone walked down the hall. I started to tense up as the creaking got closer to the couch, until whatever was making the noise was standing right behind me. Too terrified (or perhaps just too lazy) to look, I sat there wide-eyed, waiting to get my head bashed in by a bad guy at any moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:30:09 2013 No.11146935 >>11146930 >with the unmistakable creaking of the floor as someone walked down the hall This is where you shoot up and start running to the hall while screaming and stomping your feet like a madman to kick up adrenaline.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:33:55 2013 No.11146949 >>11146929 I've very sorry, but it's cancer, herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, and moot.

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:48:24 2013 No.11147014

All of the sudden there was a flash of white moving in front of my eyes, downward to my knees, and a familiar giggle. Startled, I jerked upwards and my nose momentarily touched something soft and warm. Opening my eyes to see the material of my old boxers and realizing it was only my sister, I relaxed and sighed as the adrenaline slowly left my body. My head fell back down onto the arm of the couch as I tried to move her out of the 69 position she had unexpectedly gotten my into but it was no use. She was pretending to be asleep, fake snoring included. What an idiot. Whatever, I wasn't in the mood to throw her off so I just lay there, pinned down by her.

I tilted my head to see if I could look down to see if I could make eye contact with her but I was greeted only by the sight of her legs on either side of my head, blocking any eye contact entirely. That's when I noticed that not very far from my face was her nearly naked ass in its full glory. My boxers did not do a good job at covering her and I couldn't help but stare. This girl was a complete idiot. I bet she had no idea how little they actually covered (at least from this angle). She looked incredibly puffy down there, very pink and smooth, with the slight glistening of wetness in the middle where her lips met. Not a hair in sight. "Okay you know what, I can see your butt from here," I said as I blew up the leg of the boxers. She let out a shriek and quickly got off of me, making no effort to hide her foot steps as she ran into her room.

She didn't speak to me for a good week after that incident.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:06:02 2013 No.11147157 File: 70 KB, 600x556, you-talkin-about-mai-waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146542 ebin :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:29:24 2013 No.11147253 >>11146914 This was clever enough for /pol/.

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:42:54 2013 No.11147305

>>11147253
Well then what do NEETs expect work to be like? It's labor, usually service based, that either needs to be done or needs a human to look at it. If you have any brains at all, you'll be adopting a fake personality for it because you need money to maintain your lifestyle unless you have a lot of money already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 06:55:02 2013 No.11147936 >>11146224 They're wondering if you're having a stroke

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 09:38:54 2013 No.11148227

>>11147305
Adopting a fake personality requires a lot of willpower, because you will be constantly restraining your natural tendencies, something which has been shown to deplete willpower.

Just this alone could easily burn out someone who is not used to it, but add to it that you also have to actually work, even if you don't want to, and it's really obvious that doing a task that you don't want to requires a lot of willpower.

Then there's the willpower required to follow an unnatural schedule that tells you when you wake up, and when you go to sleep (assuming you want a healthy amount of sleep, which is vital, because lack of sleep has been shown to cause people to have a really low reserve of willpower), when to go to work and when you're allowed some free time.

For normalfags, these are not problems at all, because they're already so social that they don't need willpower to be around other people, they slack off enough at work to stay within their comfort zone, and they're so used to having a schedule put on them all their lives that they don't even notice.

Think about it, when a normalfag is at worked and getting tired of working, he can just find an excuse to get up and pass by a coworker and start chatting it up. This is relaxation time for him. For a /jp/er, just passing the coworker would be a more tiresome task than the mindnumbing work he's supposed to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 09:51:07 2013 No.11148257 why is this stupid thread still up? It's an anime screenshot >/jp/ thread, with /b/tards chatting about being pedos in it. Fuck off, fuck right off.

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