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Weekend EET thread. How are you EETs taking it easy?

>> No.11145199

blah

>> No.11145203

Ah... I don't want to work on Monday. I don't want to do anything.

>> No.11145208

>>11145177
Good goys.

>> No.11145209
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11145209

Sayoka wants to be a loli too, Remilia-sama!

>> No.11145223

>>11145208
Thank you happy merchant. Was a pain in the ass getting in but as one of your employees you treat us extremely well.

>> No.11145221

EET and NEET threads are not /jp/ culture, "even if I'm in /jp/ it doesn't mean I can't be a EET" or "At least I'm productive instead of being a useless NEET" don't count as good answers.
I'm an EET anyway, so you just don't accuse me, I'm just saying this thread doesn't belong here.

>> No.11145225

I'll probably have a beer later today. Otherwise I'm just relaxing and enjoying the weekend.

>> No.11145227

>>11145221
Fuck off false EET scum

>> No.11145251

>>11145227
I thought EETs only ever pretended to be NEETs here. Not the other way around.

>> No.11145253

I'm sitting at home in the air conditioner and getting paid while my worker grunts do all of the actual work for me. Thinking about lifting a little bit before I decide to practice some games in MAME.

>> No.11145269

I really want to masturbate.

>> No.11145273

>>11145251
This entire board is all nothing but EETs who have lost their virginity at age 4. There is no such thing as a NEET on /jp/ anymore, they all killed themselves or became homeless.

>> No.11145277

Fuck off EETs. You are not welcomed.

>> No.11145280

>>11145273
>lost their virginity at age 4.
YOLO

>> No.11145284

>>11145273
Why are you guys always trying to pretend I'm not worthless

>> No.11145295

>>11145273
>homeless.
Recall reading some article a while back that the average expected lifespan of a hobo is only 50 or so. How long do you think a real NEET shut-in would actually last on the street?

>> No.11145355
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11145355

If it weren't for EETs, almost everything you love wouldn't exist. Be grateful!

>> No.11145357

>>11145295
I had a dream where I was a heroin addict on the streets of NYC. I don't live anywhere close to there and I checked what I saw with multiple maps and I was very accurate.

>> No.11145361

>>11145273
I'm still NEET even though my marriage is like a full time job.

>> No.11145364

>>11145361
Homemaker is a grey area IF you stand to make a fuckton in the event of a divorce.

>> No.11145368

>>11145361
I wish I had a housewife. I wouldn't mind if he was a boy, either.

>> No.11145372

>>11145368
Increase your EET (income) powerlevel to increase your chances of getting one.

>> No.11145373

>>11145372
I make enough to support us both already.

>> No.11145379
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11145379

Yo guys, I'm pretty poor but I am gaining a modest savings. I think I want to buy a plot of land in the country side but not too far from civilization and services such as high-speed internet. I want to build my own house so I can continue to live debt free. Do you think it is feasible to slowly build a brick house as I go? I would think something like that wouldn't be too horrible to construct. I'd just need to contract some guys to pour the foundation but after that I can take my time laying brick and finding deals on all the things I need. I would build it on the weekends and continue to live at my current apartment for a few years until it's finished. I'm highly dedicated and am wiling to toil and study the necessary crafts I need to learn. Has anyone though of doing something like this?

>> No.11145387

>>11145379
You won't be able to do it.

>> No.11145392

>>11145379
It will never happen. Give up.

>> No.11145396
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>>11145379
>>11145392
alright

>> No.11145405

>>11145379
join a monastery instead

>> No.11145407

>>11145396
It might actually be possible, but you'd have to put a lot of effort into it. And more importantly, not get discouraged and lose track of what your goal is.

>> No.11145448

>>11145379
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJsDOD0dTQI

>> No.11145469

>>11145379
Enjoy your lumpy uneven bricks and mortar spilling out the sides of your walls.

>> No.11145469,1 [INTERNAL] 

But this thread is alright!

>> No.11145536

And any second now...

This thread has been pruned or deleted.

>> No.11145552

>>11145536
I would honestly laugh if the janny left this one up just to spite you.

>> No.11145566

Niggers tongue my anus

>> No.11145576

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY

>> No.11145586

>>11145379
Go for wood house instead, with the right tools it's not that hard to do given that you have the time.

As an estimation, I'd say that you could make a 120m² house, working on it 4hours a day for 6 months, for 200k$

>> No.11145612
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>>11145177
Don't shoot of the NEETs!
Kill the damn WORK guys!

>> No.11145634

>>11145566
how long till 5mil get on /b/?

>> No.11145673

>>11145612
There will be always more WORK agents than NEETs. The WORK agency is also much better funded. The NEETs may play bin Laden but eventually they'll get taken down.

>> No.11145679

>>11145673
Fight the good fight, you are the resistance

>> No.11145686

>>11145679
Are we promised 72 waifus in NEET heaven?

>> No.11145758
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>>11145686
Yes. Five times a day we must face Tokyo and pray.

>> No.11145761

>>11145673
He adds that the preconditions for a hikikomori-like problem are falling into place in Europe, with 50% youth unemployment in some countries, forcing young people to continue living at home

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23182523

NEETforce will grow in more places than just Japan...

>> No.11145769

>>11145761
>NEETforce will grow in more places than just Japan...

NEET was British to begin with.

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11145775

I dont want to work again monday
whats the fastest way to kill myself, /jp/?

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>>11145758
But they can cook Penne, ol' stupid witch.

>> No.11145790

>>11145775
Sit on your thumb and shout ALLAH ACKBAR

>> No.11145802

>>11145775
Stab yourself. I'd jump off a tall building instead though.

>> No.11145803
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11145803

As a former NEET, things have evolved to the point that I can not go outside for any other purpose than for specifically EET activities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk1NmBy_DUs

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11145804

That's all it takes.

>> No.11145819

>>11145790
But who is /jp/'s Allah?

>> No.11145819,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145357
who are you...

>> No.11145819,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145804
wwtd?

It looks like the autistic /v/ mod that fucked 4chan over and got fired was not the autistic /jp/ janny after all. Too bad.

>> No.11145819,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,2
probably because you and/or retards like you spammed it to death

>> No.11145819,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,2
Definitely would not doubt the logic outlined in >>11145819,3's post. This happens pretty often. Even if things are /jp/ related, if you spam them enough they will be deleted. Take a look at the burger threads, or the Momiji awooo threads.

>> No.11145819,5 [INTERNAL] 

kill me

>> No.11145819,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,5
http://i.imgur.com/z9cCQxM.png

>> No.11145819,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,6
*siiigh*

>> No.11145819,8 [INTERNAL] 

what's the point

>> No.11145819,9 [INTERNAL] 

why do you hate me

>> No.11145819,10 [INTERNAL] 

how can you do this

>> No.11145819,11 [INTERNAL] 

e-mail me you idiot

>> No.11145819,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,11
you won't respond... you will just ignore my emails and say they had zero effect like you alwasy have

>> No.11145819,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,12
lol

>> No.11145819,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,13
it's literally what you did the last fourtimes

>> No.11145819,15 [INTERNAL] 

Whats up with that one guy who wants everyone to message him at temp mail acvounts? Just make a throwaway google mail.

>> No.11145819,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,14
lets make it five

>> No.11145819,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,16
why,so you can print it out and laugh at me ?

>> No.11145819,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,17
yes

>> No.11145819,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,18
how can you treat me like this...

>> No.11145819,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,19
suck my fucking COCK

>> No.11145819,21 [INTERNAL] 

sigh...

>> No.11145819,22 [INTERNAL] 

that penis when I need look for an internship

catptcha wylich enbula

>> No.11145819,23 [INTERNAL] 

please just end my eusffering

>> No.11145819,24 [INTERNAL] 

nobody knows... nobody cares

>> No.11145819,25 [INTERNAL] 

After only getting 4 hours of sleep in 48 hours even though I'm a NEET and desperately all I want to do is fucking sleeep so I heard that fapping will help you sleep so I stuck my dick in an onahole and like a minute later I couldn't find my mouse so I was just like "fuck it" and got up to make some lemonade but lost my balance, stumbled, and knocked over a bunch of empty beer bottles and stepping on broken glass which is now embedded within my carpet, cutting my foot in the process. This is my life. (I still can't find my mouse). jfkm already

>> No.11145819,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11145819,25
feel you don't notice that thing you stepped on but couldn't ifnd cut open your toe until you feel down when it feels itchy and your hand is covered in blood

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