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so today my mom made me go out with her and I saw a lady walking a ferrert, like it had its own little harness on with a leash, hilarious

>> No.11143791

>>11143788

oh christ I accidentally spoilered
#neetproblems

>> No.11143801

i sincerely had a lol(laugh out loud)

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>> No.11143809

I don't think an iPod Nano could drive those headphones without an amp.

>> No.11143810

Were you too slow to come up with an excuse?

>> No.11143812

>>11143809
You don't know what you're talking about. Stop talking.

>> No.11143814

I'm teaching myself Korean because doing nothing as a NEET sure gets boring. I've been reading the Dangan Ronpa LP on SA too.

>> No.11143815

https://sys.4chan.org/jp/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=11143788

>> No.11143816

>>11143815
/a/ pls

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>>11143815

get out of my thread, /q/ueer bully

>> No.11143820

its 5 in the morning so time to go to sleep!

also Tsukumodo Antique Shop is pretty good as far as lns go. if youre into that stuff you should read it

>> No.11143824

>>11143818
Please quit posting pictures of that fakeNEET whore and I will.

>> No.11143827

My mom is trying to make me drive her to the store at 7am. Crazy as bitch trying to make me go outside.

>> No.11143829

>>11143827
It's your fault for learning how to drive, fucking normie.

>> No.11143831

>>11143829
How would I get my food if I didn't know how to drive?

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>> No.11143833

>>11143831
your parents

>> No.11143837

My family is having a barbecue.

>> No.11143843

>>11143833
My parents hate me. I have to buy my own food. They think be forcing me to buy my food at the 7/11 I will become desensitized to people and stop being a NEET.

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>>11143788
>NEET
>Ipod
Top lel!

>> No.11143855

>>11143831
you could fucking walk

>> No.11143857

>>11143855
I can't even walk a mile. How am I suppose to walk 8 miles to the store?

>> No.11143874

>my friend keeps asking me if I want to hang out

I don't know why I'm like this anymore

I have so many opportunities to be a normal person and go outside but I get so anxious about what people will think of me and if someone will beat me up. I just can't do it.

>> No.11143886

>>11143788
I went out and bought groceries today with autism bux.

I had to talk to more than two people today...

It was very scary.

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>>11143832
A few months ago I invited a NEET /jp/ boy to come and live with me. He was more of a Hiki but couldn't get autism bucks. I'm also a NEET but my parents are rich and I was able to offer him anything he wanted. But in return he had to live with me and take female hormone injections, as well as take care of himself and dress in cute clothes.

As of now he is pretty happy. I buy him lots of things and the hormone treatment is going good. As you can see his skin is becoming very soft and he's gaining weight in all the right places. He has a pretty good collection of figurines going in his little space under my bed.

>> No.11143892

>>11143848
What do you neets use?

>> No.11143900

>>11143889
I want to believe this is real

>> No.11143903

>you will never be a qt jp

>> No.11143914

>>11143892
personally a 5 year old iPhone which I still owe AT&T for contract breach.

>> No.11143916

>>11143903
I don't know that feel. I am very cute.

>> No.11143919

>>11143914
the collection agency wants $800 something by the way

>> No.11143944

>>11143889
I know this feel, except I don't live with my parents because they're dead!

Thank fuck for inheritance and rich parents.

>> No.11143949

>>11143944
Do you have a cute /jp/ pet too?

>> No.11143980

I made a dating account pretending to be a girl and I got over 20 replies in one day from guys interested in me!

I'm going to start to collect lewd pictures of them and start a collection.

/blog

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