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A terrible broom accident...

>> No.1113655

That's not funny. My brother died that way.

>> No.1113659

Thats not funny. My brother killed someone that way.

>> No.1113663

Marisa's ass whas never the same.

>> No.1113676

That's not funny. Someone died that way (at least once)

>> No.1113682

I remember doing this to a friend as he sat on his couch once. I regret it.

>> No.1113701

That's not funny, I lost a broom that way.

>> No.1113708

She lost her virginity to a broom? Big deal, I've seen worse.

>> No.1113710

>>1113701
That's kinda sad, how do you do your housework now ?

>> No.1113718

I remember reading a news story about a teenage girl trying to masturbate with a broom dieing by falling on it.

>> No.1113725

>>1113718
http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp

>> No.1113726

>>1113718
Ow.

>> No.1113735

>>1113710
I think he has to sweep the broom with Marisa and everything...

>> No.1113743

>>1113735
Sorta unwieldly.

>> No.1113746

>>1113718
That's why you better lie down when sticking long stiff objects inside your body.

>> No.1113751

I've lost my virginity to my hand, two fleshlights and a whore that wasn't worth my time/money.

>> No.1113762

>>1113751
That's really a stupid way.
I'd rather stay a virgin than fuck a whore.
Wait, all women are whores, seems like I'll stay a virgin.

>> No.1113780
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>> No.1113789

>>1113762
Not the lolis.

>> No.1113792

>>1113789
THEM TO

>> No.1113802

>>1113718
How about the actual story of the guy who tried a similar thing with a plunger? Obviously he didn't die; he just had a bit of surgery.

>> No.1113806

>>1113792
Heresy.

>> No.1113820

>>1113663
Amongst other things, it appears to be forwards now.

>> No.1113825

>>1113802

I would kill myself personally

>> No.1113840

>>1113789
I take it you never actually read Lolita, have you?

>> No.1113845

>>1113802
I don't understand how people do this. "Hmm, I would like to shove something in myself. Should I try something sane? Nah."

>> No.1113850

>>1113840
Because of him.

>> No.1113853

>>1113845
Well, if you are looking for things to shove into your body, you aren't exactly thinking clearly, are you?

>> No.1113862

>>1113845
I read sane as Sanae.

>> No.1113877

>>1113845
Oh, a cat.

>> No.1113879

>>1113850
She slept with every male character in the book... and some women, too.

>> No.1113885

>>1113879 and some women, too.
I am finally interested in reading this book.

>> No.1113881

Whatever do you mean, me broom's right here...

>> No.1113898

>>1113879
>and some women, too.
Interest peaking...

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>>1113650
you think thats a joke?

>> No.1114443

>>1114440
This is shopped.

>> No.1114456

>>1114440

Obvious shop is obvious.

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