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11135056 No.11135056 [Reply] [Original]

To think that somebody would actually choose me over any other girl on the planet...

You've made me the happiest girl on the planet, Anon!

>> No.11135062 [DELETED] 

DUMPED AT THE ALTAR
LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11135094

...who are you?

>> No.11135111

I'd choose her so hard, man. So fucking hard.

>> No.11135142

>>11135062
Please stop this.

>> No.11135448

we're going on a hot-air balloon ride on our honeymoon

>> No.11135462 [DELETED] 

>>11135142
Please stop this.
*whips out dick*

>> No.11135489
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11135489

You are not Hibiki though.

>> No.11135498
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>>11135056
Sorry but I'm already married to Hibiki for a long time now, Chihaya. And we are happy together.

>> No.11135518

It's almost time for the longest practical joke in the world to reach the punchline.

>> No.11135524
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11135524

If chihaya is so great then why do other idols exist?

>> No.11135522
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>> No.11135646

>>11135518
smelly neet pussy?

>> No.11136213
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>>11135448
Make sure to go up real high. I want to play old-school missile defense. Except instead of asteroids I'm be trying to shoot down Chihaya with a bunch of SAMs.

>> No.11136262
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>>11135524
There are many idols, but only one is the real thing. Thus the name "idol".

>> No.11136272
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11136272

I'm not going to lie to you and say Chihaya isn't amazing but let's face it.

Hibiki.

>> No.11136277

>>11136272
My wife.

>> No.11136284

Deep voice idols are the best

Chihaya 3rd best idol

>> No.11136287

Wait, I can only marry one idol?

>> No.11136288

>>11136277
Pretty sure she's mine, faglord.

>> No.11136295

Paternal, reparative and protective instincts don't mix with reproductive instincts.

Trust me: if you pick a girl because she's a lame fawn and you want to nurture her back to confidence, the relation won't last, and it will be your fault.

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>>11136288
Nope, she's my beautiful wife. Go away shitposter.

>> No.11136302

>>11136295
Yeah, you need to keep her at just low enough confidence to be dependent on you.

>> No.11136307

>>11135489
>>11135498
>>11136272
>>11136299
Worst idol

>> No.11136312

>>11136295
Fighting instincts don't mix with reproductive instincts either, but that doesn't mean I won't try to impregnate your face if you talk shit about my waifu.

>> No.11136314

>>11136307
I don't care about your opinion, I love her and that's enough.

>> No.11136321

>>11136312

>waifu

>>>/a/

>> No.11136325

>>11136314
But she doesn't love you, turbobutt. She lusts after my dick every night.

>> No.11136334

>>11136325
You don't know jackshit dude, our love is more intense than the sun. Try harder next time if you want to shitpost.

>> No.11136339

Places to take Chihaya for a date:

NASCAR race

Monster Truck Rally

Destruction Derby

Bumper Cars

>> No.11136343

>>11136334
My love is stronger than the Fist of God, dweeb. Stand aside.

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>>11136343
I don't even care about your "supposed" love, you are just making me laugh.

She's mine and only mine, and you can't do shit about it even if you wanted to. Our love is so strong it transcends the very dimensional barrier, we are connected. Two hot passionate burning souls, forever in love with each other.

>> No.11136362

>>11136352
>>11136343
>>11136334
>>11136325

cut this shit out you fucking losers.

>> No.11136370

>>11136339

I wanna go stargazing with Chihaya.

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>>11135056
you're not Makoto

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Me in the picture proposing myself to Iori and replacing the name 'anon' with Iori in the latter sentence.

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