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what up jaypee

what u doin tonight

>> No.11131900

>>11131895
go away 2kike

>> No.11131938

Just started drinking and listening to hiphop i know all the lyrics too. will later be watching senran kangura while listening to the sounds of fireworks once sufficiently drunk.

>> No.11131955

>>11131938
Huh? Why fireworks?

>> No.11131964

Thinking of making a video with a static shot of a scene in my backyard with the cicadas and other neighborhood sounds in the background. I found a nice shot, but I just need the cicadas to start making their noise.

>> No.11132004

>>11131955
My town is doing their display the day before the 4th for some reason. Probably because we're a small town so maybe people go to other displays on the actual 4th. Anyway, for some reason there are a bunch of faggots at my house suddenly. The only possible response is to ignore them, drink more, and turn up the music louder.

>> No.11132067

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yUk683Sl3U
chillin'

>> No.11132073

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zZAoQKDGYc
chillin'

>> No.11132077

>>11132073
Hell yeah, thanks man!

>> No.11132119
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11132119

Anyone want to go for a Drive?

>> No.11132132

>>11132119
Yes

>> No.11132143

Crying my eyes out. I think I caught HIV.
I'm going to the doctor's once it opens, which is in about six or seven hours. I feel like I'm going to be sick from being so worried....

>> No.11132147

>>11132119
no sounds boring an gay as fuck

>> No.11132157

>>11132143
I"m sorry at leastyour not a virgin fag like me.

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11132159

>>11132147
We won't be going the speed limit on the touge

>> No.11132181

>>11132157
Please don't lose your virginity to anyone who isn't a virgin okay? I thought I was going to be alright with just doing oral, but after looking up the symptoms and recently finding out that the guy was very sexually active, everything makes sense now. I feel dead instead.

Be stay safe /jp/, I love you and care about you all a lot.

>> No.11132184

>>11132143
How the hell did you manage to do that?

>> No.11132192

Sex is evil

>> No.11132187

>>11132159
You know what? I'm cool wiht it.

>> No.11132197

>>11132195
Was it homosex or are you a girl?

>> No.11132195

>>11132184
Unprotected sex with a guy who I trusted and thought was clean.
I won't know for sure until I get the test results though. I really hope I don't have it.

>> No.11132200

>>11131895
Probably going to head to bed slightly early, have work in the morning and I want to be on my A game. Should be pretty exciting, and then on Friday I have a BBQ at a friends house to look forward to.

>> No.11132216

>>11132208
Why?

>> No.11132208

>>11132181
Don't worry, I'm by myself althoughh I would probably fuck any nasty bitch at this point.

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>>11132159
Who needs speed limits anyway

>> No.11132221

>>11132197
I gave him head but that's about it. I know that the chances of getting it through that are almost non-existent but it's still possible and I have awful luck.

>> No.11132222
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>>11132119
Only if we beat Alex Rodriguez until a tank empties,

>> No.11132226

>>11132221
That didn't really answer my question but good luck to you anyway.

>> No.11132232

Pretty bad, my fucking neighbors are already shooting off fireworks. All I want to do is read some VNs, but no those little shits have to start shooting off their obnoxious fireworks on July 3rd.

>> No.11132231

>>11132221
Dodging the question again.
Was it homosex or are you a grill?

>> No.11132237

>>11132231
this is going to be a r8 good 1
a proper 1

>> No.11132238

Playing some Animal Crossing. Shits really addictive.

>> No.11132246

>>11132239
We don't care what your gender is.
What's your sex?

>> No.11132239

>>11132226
I know, I'm sorry. I just didn't think gender would matter if it was oral.
Thank you.

>> No.11132255

>>11132239
It doesn't matter, I was just interested.

>> No.11132266

>>11132216
Idk, plus society seems to place supreme importance on sexuality and virginiity, so the liberals (which i AM) WOULD NOT PER cieve me as automatically as inferior.

>> No.11132276

>>11132246
I'm pretty sure it's a girl
Let's start the hatred ... .


Fuck you bitch ! Thanks

>> No.11132279

>>11132221
>>11132195
>>11132181
>>11132143
the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fucked by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuck them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his OMGOMGOMGOMG. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

>> No.11132283

No sex before marriage!

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