/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Let's have a different thread for once.
Save for the obvious gender angle (everyone here is male, let's stop kidding ourselves here) what /jp/-related character do you have the most in common with?

[Anonymous No.]

my dick

[Anonymous No.]

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1113080
thread destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

At least as related as underwater ray romano

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Saya, because I also am an otherworldly creature that terrifies and horrifies people with my mere appearance while all I want is to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1113080
I love how twelve year olds still laugh at "your mom" jokes or reply to everything with "dick"

[Anonymous No.]

Shiki

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>>1113080
>/jp/-related character
>my dick
?

[Anonymous No.]

Just admit it, anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

I can't relate to anybody... Not even fictional characters. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Takumi from CHAOS,HEAD.
It's also true for everyone in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

The strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T KNOW MAN
I NOT PLAY
THOSE HENTAI GAMES
THAT'S GROSS >_<

[Anonymous No.]

>>1113110
Hahaha, oh wow

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>>1113096
Yeah, and your mom loves my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a pretty poor motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

That's not attractive at all.

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USHIO DIES NAGISA DIES TOMOYA DIES
Worst fucking family ever.

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>>1113113
Same opinion.

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>>1113122
And what does that have to do with your personality?

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>>1113122
And I also have no left arm.

[Anonymous No.]

To be honest, don't play it. It's a huge fucking timesink. You could spend those 300 hours masturbating to Strike Witch porn instead of doting on your fictional daughter.

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>>1113101
>>1113107
Is dat sum Takumind?

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>>1113130
STRIKE WITCHES HAS PORN NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say this, minus the mental scarring of seeing the death of all beings.

[Anonymous No.]

DONTU WARRY
MAI BROTHA

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: People lie horribly about their personalities.

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I get pretty mad for small things

[Comrade General No.]

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>>1113143
Not really, more " people try to find a character matching their personnality, only to find that none are as fucked up."

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I act like stone and people seem to think I'm just a cold asshole who doesn't want to socialize with them but I'm actually fragile and lonely. I'm just afraid to be friendly with them because I don't know how and I'm too scared of getting hurt.

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>>1113143
How's that? I'm yandere (yes, I am the schizo-Anon who stabbed a guy for trying to take advantage of my girl at the time. Croatia and Cirno knows what's up), I'm a brilliant chef, I have reddish hair and I love housework and sunflowers. I smile all the damn time and love playing GTA. How is that not Kohaku?

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I don't know any self centered egoistical ambitious assholes in /jp/ related material.

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>>1113236
'sup?

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>>1113262
No, that's a pussy faggot, I'd be degrading myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Ciel
We're both from europe.

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>>1113266

this is you

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>>1113284
That's another pussy faggot, stop trying, I'm not emo.

[Anonymous No.]

It's me. I am the suicidal shut-in who has the weirdest fucking dreams.

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>>1113299
Light was never emo, lol.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy, unmotivated to work, a drinker, enjoys aggravating people in power above her, molested by starfish.

Looks like I'm 5 for 5.

[Anonymous No.]

pic related

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>>1113299
Mongrels shouldn't be so picky.

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>>1113099
>>/jp/-related character
>>my dick
>?
That's right; Teh Rei had to belong to someone, right?

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>>1113455
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

What is a /jp/ related character???? A fucking Touhou??? I thought you said different thread...

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>>1113470
???

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>>1113455
EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED, OH SHI-

[Anonymous No.]

Loser, lonely, I eat a lot, I don't go outside, paedophile, closet faggot, and I'm an armchair detective.

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>>1113479
I'm trying to ask what a /jp/ related character is....

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>>1113537
Anything Touhou, Type-Moon, Key, Various other visual novels, and any japanese character really.

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>>1113317

[Anonymous No.]

Chuugoku.

Don't know any martial arts but I'm a chink.

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As much as I hate to say this, I'm going to have to go with Shirou. I also like the idea of helping people, though I don't take it to the extent of "I want to be a super hero." I just think people should help others.

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>>1113620
hey buddy, go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

No friends. So Ronery.

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>>1113639
go kill yourself

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Haven't been outside since we went to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go with Broly. My powerlevel is MAXIMUM,just like his'.

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>>1113639
I'll be your friend Anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been outside since 1970.

[Anonymous No.]

Tired of other people and their drama, magic oriented, shut-in, anemia.

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>>1113668
Do you *wheeze* ?

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I'm actually a lot like her because I actually CHOOSE to stay inside and keep to myself. Of course sometimes I like to go out and sometimes I like to talk to that special someone, but for the most part I stick to myself and do my own stuff. Hell, I act so much differently than what most people expect out of the kind of people I am, and I'm always holding back in competitions. I find it's more satisfying to outwit my opponent instead of forcing my way to victory.

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Shiki.

I'm anemic and for /jp/'s information it fucking sucks as much as described,

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Justice.

I am exceedingly accomplished in my strongest ability (not drawing doujins though otherwise I'd have no shortage of fap material [actually, do doujin artists actually fap to their own work? I imagine drawing it yourself must take some of the fun out of it, but on the other hand you know exactly what you want, even if that is a loli robot maid childhood friend who is actually a ghost that died to save the main character when they were children but was resurrected by her desire to meet him again]), to the level of being amongst the very top of my age; however I am uninterested in financial gain, and am just content to do what I love.
I would also love to have my own little Sora, am hopelessly perverted in all sorts of other ways, and can in my own paranoid mind build a small situation which I don't know much about into a minor cataclysm which needs a 400 page doujin dedicated to a single person to put right.

Also I would jump at any implied chances to have a threesome with Najima and Tsuyuri.

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>>1113679
Nope, my lungs are in fantastic condition. The rest of me I can not be so proud of.

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Quiet, apathic, good looking, does not go out much, interested in adquiring knowledgement, etc

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I'd have to say Archer, I'm somewhat egotistical and have given up on the human race as a whole.

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>>1113761
>I'm somewhat egotistical and have given up on the human race as a whole.
Dont we all ?

[Anonymous No.]

関口巽 - Sekiguchi Tatsumi

Don't know how many Anons have a high enough power level to know who he is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm extremely lazy

and I ferry the souls of the dead to the afterlife.
True story.

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Gogi Shiki

I like little girls.

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>>1113778
But are you egotistical to actual people? Normally I try and be humble, but if anybody irritates me or I get into an argument I become more and more egotistical.

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>>1113784
Not anime,not /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

this is my /jp/-related character.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>1113858
No, me. ಠ_ಠ

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>>1113872
No.

[Anonymous No.]

This guy hasn't been posted yet?

Him, because I don't like going out, have social problems. Oh Misaki, where are you? ;_;

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>>1113889
that'd probably be true for me too. I started working on an eroge long ago, and realized that I have no skills

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>>1113810
Being egotistical does not mean you're an impolite asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Something between Pachuri and Kaguya

[Anonymous No.]

I"m a good girl.
Also, eating grass.

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>>1113924
I bet you're a good girl.

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>>1113933
( ≖‿≖)

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Physically: Look like the big brother from Koi Kaze. Tall, blocky, rough beard.
Intellectually/Personality: Lawrence from Spice and Wolf? First degree is in Economics. Cool personality and not in any real rush. Sharp attention to detail.
Spiritually: Ginko from Mushishi. Second degree is Biology. Atheist with a penchant for species pluralism.

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>>1113801
Can I ask where you get your scanlations from?

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Toshiyuki Tanishi.
I too, am a twenty-something virgin loser who　constantly fails at bettering his life.

[Anonymous No.]

I am often told that I look like Kenshiro, sans the testosterone overload

[Anonymous No.]

It could only be...

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Sadly I am very Shiro-ish sans the oblivious part.
Hell I spend most of my free time out helping people, fixing things and just generally being a super weird nice guy.
Hell I even let people I meet on 4chan come stay in my house should they ever visit my country and need a place to crash.

[Anonymous No.]

im sasuke my brother killed my family and i try kill him

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>>1114197
You shouldn't do this, cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

I was asthmatic when I was a kid and I love to read.
But TBH I don't know much about Patchy's personality, and I don't smell nearly as bad as the herb she's named after.

...all you Shikis out there, eat some fucking meat or take iron pills, goddamn. Anemia shouldn't be a problem.

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>>1114197
What country?

I've been meaning to visit Europe but I don't really have much money.

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>>1114267
Im Shiki because of the gland, not the anemia

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>>1114280
He used to say similar things, oh well, sorry for the mistake then.

[Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG No.]

>>1114257
But I am not cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

more than I should, too. another choice could be athena from aria.

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>>1114271
Enjoy being raped and murdered.

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>>1114283
Lol what

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>>1114294
Why do you do this to me, anon? ;_;

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>>1114283
Let me guess, if shiki's gland is positive, yours is negative, right ?

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>>1114300
Because only a liar can recognise a liar.

[Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG No.]

>>1114271
Scotland in the UK.
The highlands are lovely in summer and the weather is a little mind breaking for most foreigners in winter so Summer is always the best time to show.

I had an Australian /b/tard girl staying for a couple weeks just at the start of the year, she has been down in London for most of the summer but will be coming back up to stay a bit more and then catch her plane home at the end of September.

You are of course welcome to come but you will be on the couch of course.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a /jp/ character?
Kokuto from KnoK, Akiha from Tsukihime, or Konata from Lucky Star. Not sure if the last one is outside the range.

[Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG No.]

>>1114285
No offence taken my good man, these things happen after all.

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>>1114315
Konata is outside the range unless you want us to find your address and rape you while slitting your throat.

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>>1114315
They all are though Kokutou and Akiha are givens.

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>>1114315
Derp derp, those three are nothing alike.

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>>1114326
Uhh, I'm pretty sure Aya Hirano is /jp/ related. Even forced memes are still memes, right?

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>>1114326
My IP is 127.0.0.1

Hax my anus if you dare

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>>1114342
Yeah but that doesn't make them any less annoying, does it ?

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I hate to say it but I miss Cirno.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>1113761

There's still hope for the human race, you shouldn't give up yet.

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>>1114348
I miss Moe~ the official /a/ tripfag (accept no imitations)

Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

Minato,because i always mind my own business and stay alone a lot but for some reason i have friends and people that care for me.I also help them when they REALLY need a hand though,so maybe tha's why.

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>>1114369
Your lack of whitespace makes me want to summon my persona.

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>>1114369
I look like a fat, manchild version of Jesus, but I act like
>>1113889
the most. Damn, I thought Welcome to the NHK was ME: THE ANIMU.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm... can't really I think of a /jp/-related character I can really relate to. I'm quite friendly and courteous (as I suspect 99% of /jp/ is) and can be very sociable, but despite roneriness, I have yet to meet a girl I have actually been attracted to. Needless to say, my standards for friends are also inordinately high.

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>>1113889
You stole my character!

Satou from Welcome to the NHK, even though I'm going back to school next month.

[Anonymous No.]

neither fits perfectly, but both kind of work.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Pick your favorite character and vaguely relate to us why you are like them.

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I'm a whore.

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Because I am as awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiki, for personality. Sans the random ejaculation talk, and clam obsession, reading the text of Tsukihime felt like I was reading my own thoughts.

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>>1114554
Pretty much, yeah.

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>>1114608
I felt that way while reading Bryan Lee O'Malley's "Lost at Sea"

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[Anonymous No.]

Patchy, but male. ;_;

Sickly, love books, afraid of outside, horrible weakness and asthma, susceptible to illness, live in dusty home, etc.

Oh how I would love a real-life Patchouli.

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Like Patchy, I have a need for other people to like and admire me, and yet I tend to be critical of myself. While I have some personality weaknesses I am generally able to compensate for them. I have considerable unused capacity that I have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, I tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times I have serious doubts as to whether I have made the right decision or done the right thing. I prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. I also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But I have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing myself to others. At times I am extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of my aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

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Mewtwo I was created to fight and destroyed the laboratory

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>>1114862
I like patchy but all I want regarding you is to ram my chair in your face.

Describing yourself in such a way is most pathetic.

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Even though I act cold on the outside, on the inside is a different me.

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>>1114916
Oh, you're that calm girl from eight years ago, right ?
Here's your ribbon, I kept it all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

My mother is physically stronger than I am. My mother also weighs about 100 pounds.

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>>1114926
That's a cute necronomicon.

[Anonymous No.]

Kyon.

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>>1114901
Look up "Forer effect".

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>>1114937
You don't know for how much time I've been looking for the name of that, thanks a lot.

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>>1114862
kill yourself, you're pathetic

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>>1114975
It's not for real...

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>>1115003
then I should kill myself?

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Philosophic and secretly perverted. Not gay, though.

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>>1115037
He wants Kyon's cock so badly and you know it.

The entrapment in the winter lodge proved it. Fucking Kyon showed up in his room and threatened to love him tenderly.

You can't get more obvious.

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>>1114924
DON'T DO IT, ANON! JESUS CHRIST, IT'S THE WRONG PERSON!

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>>1115056
What, she has to be that girl that used to look through the window, look how introverted she is !

[Anonymous No.]

Far right.

Except I'm really a king.

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>>1115072
King of fags ?

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>>1115046
He also wants it in the anime.

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>>1115072
Anon? Like Tamaki? In your dreams, feh....I want to meet you ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1115115
>feh
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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>>1115117
Are you moe~?

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>>1115120

No, but I'm quiet and somewhat unsociable.

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>>1115148
Don't you even wear a ribbon ?

[The Soc !!cNbH3C4+Ynr No.]

This.

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>>1115171
This board isn't big enough for two female Shikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>1115198
Damn straight.

[The Soc !!cNbH3C4+Ynr No.]

>>1115210
>>1115198
Well I guess the worse one has to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully, one day, I'll get an extra-dimensional entity of my very own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1114843
>>1114862
>>1113737
>>1113668
>>1114926
Let's be friends, but not really. I'll let you look at my necronomicon, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I tend to be overly dedicated.
I never forget and rarely forgive.
I'm a natural loner, but don't avoid company.
I prefer to keep few close friends over many distant.
I'm easy to bend but hard to break.
I can easily survive on yakitori alone.

But I don't want to be Mokou, I'd much rather be Yuugi ><

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>>1115269

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>>1115269
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>>1115234
I never understood why 'compassion' was in there. Maybe because nobody had any for her?

Also, goddamn I wish eroge makers would just have an English speaker do a quick check on their taglines and shit. "About what kind of the noids you get?"

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>>1117046

Dude, you're supposed to avoid the noid.

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>>1117046

Presumbly it refers to her love for Kyoji. I'd say the level of obsession she has for him could probbably be construed as negative.

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>>1114862
Patchy is not like that, stop making me rage.

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>>1117146
I also