/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Anon-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old /a/nonymous Otaku (/jp/ wannabe for you crossboarders). I browse /jp/ on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my posts and playing superior /jp/sie games. (Touhou, Touhou, Touhou series)

I train with my Reimu every day, this superior miko can shoot clean through lunatic because she is drawn over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other 2hu on earth. I earned my 2hu license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Shitposting fluently, both Facetious and the Ironic dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about /jp/ history and their shitposting code, which I follow 100%

When I get my /jp/ visa, I am moving to /jp/ to attend a prestigious Flanfly thread to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an imagedumper for Reimu or an VN designer!

I own several onaholes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to using them before I move to /jp/, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my mods and admins and ironically shitpost as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in /jp/!

[Tokiko- No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

dude nic e

[Anonymous No.]

I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if anyone from another board ever actually posts this as a trolling attempt, or if all the threads are just /jp/sies reposting /jp/ heritage threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice
Epic
I like it!
i fkin lol'd
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WHATTAFUCK MAN XDDDDD