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New yukkuri thread. Yukkuri stuff goes here.

>> No.1111674

Needs more gore.

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>1363843_m
>_m

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Was this translated?

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>>1111683
doubtful

>> No.1111704

A family of Alices, a parent and 8 kids, invades a femanon's house. She catches them all, ignoring the insults of "country bumpkin", and says that she'll release them if they can pass a test. She puts an candle in the mouth of one of the kids, and lights it. It claims that since it's from a city sect, such a test is easy, but when the first drop of hot wax hits it, it drops the candle, screaming in pain. The mother then accuses it of not being from a city sect, and a disgrace to its family, and squashes it. This goes on with four more kids, at which point Femanon suggests that since the mother is the most city sect of them all, it should be able to pass the test. It protests, but it has no say on the matter. The candle is almost completely melted, so it ends up setting its hair on fire. It screams and bounces around. Femanon takes it out, and it begs its kids for help, but they claim that since it's not city sect enough, it doesn't deserve to live, like their sisters. It burns away, and Femanon eats the remaining three.

>> No.1111721

>>1111704
I'd marry that kind of femanon. Also, awesome.

>> No.1111742

Anon has caught a Remirya. Of course, he doesn't miss the opportunity to kick it around the house. When it starts demanding food, he gives it some vegetables. When it vehemently refuses, he cuts open its stomach and stuffs the vegetables inside. He then starts playing with it, and it suddenly grows happy. He does a piledriver on it, and it starts crying again. He keeps playing with it, and it smiles again. After having fun with this switch for a while, he goes to sleep. The next day, he rips off its arm and says that until it eats it all, he won't give it any pudding. It is, of course, quite horrified. He leaves it for the night. In the morning, it claims to have eaten it all, while obviously hiding the whole thing behind its back. Anon leaves it for another day. When he comes back, it's in tears, having eaten half and claiming that it's enough. He leaves it for another day. This time, it eats it all. He gives it some pudding as a prize. It devours it and demands more, but Anon notes that it's lunchtime. It agrees, so he tells it to eat its other arm. It freezes. Anon puts its hand into its mouth and kicks its jaw. What follows is an internal monologue about food, which culminates in "Remirya is food". From that point on, Remirya was never hungry; it always had itself to eat.

>> No.1111795

A family of Yukkureimus appears in Anon's porch on a hot midsummer day. The kids find a bucket, and ask what it's for. Anon says that you can put water in it and cool yourself. The kids want to do it. But, don't you swell up and dissolve in water? "Stupid mister!!! Of course we don't!!!" Anon decides to see how things will progress. He puts them all in the bucket and fills it with water. The mother starts spitting water on the kids to cool them down, all the while staring victoriously at Anon because it thought it was right. After 10 minutes, it's still mumbling about what an idiot mister is, but its kids aren't taking it too easy. It tries to take one out, but it comes apart. They all scream. It tries to take a few more out, but they dissolve too. It screams that Anon did something to the water, and this wouldn't happen normally. Anon then suggests that they take a bath in the river. They agree, but upon entering the river, both the mother and the remaining kids start inflating. They finally realize the truth, and plead for help from the smart mister who knew that this would happen to them. It's too late, though, so he leaves them and goes home to eat dinner with his Yuchouli. It states that such idiots only wisen up if they are killed.

>> No.1111797

>>1111742

clap clap clap

>> No.1111808

I think Summary Anon is a pretty cool guy, eh makes anon's days and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>> No.1111897

Mothereimu is furious. Three of its six kids, and its husband Marisa, were just killed by a human. The family plans to get revenge. Cut to a man crossing a rather fragile bridge. On the other end, the family is watching him. Upon confirming that he's the one they're looking for, the eldest sister charges towards him. Of course, as the bridge rocks sideways, it falls off with a scream. The mother panics, but tells the other kids to proceed slowly. At that moment, they notice a Remirya flying above them. It hasn't noticed them yet, so the mother tells them to be quiet. The youngest kid then shouts "OKAY MOMMIE, REIMU WILL BE QUIET". Smart. The Remirya then swoops toward them. The mother jumps on it and bites it, and they both end up falling off the bridge. The remaining three (yes, three. Either the author lost count, or I'm missing something.) kids, frozen, start arguing about whether they should return or throw the man off the bridge. Suddenly, the elder one is crushed. The man had heard them. He proceeds to kick away the older one, and eat the youngest. They both scream, but the koyukkuri is delicious. The last one tries to attack him, but he dodges and it falls off the bridge. On the way down, it apologizes to its family, and exclaims that it wanted to take it easier.

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>> No.1112110

>>1112066

So every artist has Yukkuris being born in different ways?

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>>1111822
This one was translated? Hooray.

Also, these summaries were awesome.

Here's something from that Chinese artist.

>> No.1112164

>>1112110
No, there are a few set ways. Check the wiki.

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>>1112162

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>>1112165

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>>1112168
>>1112162
>>1112165

If any Chinese anons are interested in translating these ones and the attached, that'd be great. This one just shows how yukkuris can destroy their families by themselves.

>> No.1112172

>>1112110

There are 3 established ways Yukkuris give birth, although they seem to be evolving in fanon.

-Fill with Koyukkuris and explode after a time, releasing the babies
-Giving birth like a mammal to a single Koyukkuri
-Growing a litter of Koyukkuris from a stalk that comes out of their head.

>> No.1112179

>-Fill with Koyukkuris and explode after a time, releasing the babies

They don't explode, they vomit them. The pain is considerable, though, even with a small number of babies. Also, I only encountered that manner of birth in one fic, so I guess it's not one of the widely accepted ones.

>> No.1112236

yeah, I've only seen stalks and birthing illustrated

>> No.1112240

well, there's yukkuri wriggle who has an entirely different form of reproduction...

>> No.1112282

Parsee-types are a rather rare kind of yukkuri. They usually live alone as they are naturally envious of others. This yukkuri was particularly jealous. It had spent its entire life watching other yukkuris happily frolic and play with accessories in their hair. Parsee-types, of course, have bare heads. This Parsee had decided that it would have to resort to stealing another yukkuri's accessory.

Hiding behind a bush, the Parsee planned to attack the first yukkuri that came by. It didn't take long before the Parsee heard something.

"Uuuuuu~"

Looking through the bush, the Parsee spotted an oddly shaped blob scooting along the forest floor. "This is my chance!" the Parsee-type thought to itself. Jumping from behind the hiding place, the Parsee-type yelled its battle cry, "Steal it easy!"

>> No.1112283

But the Parsee-type had made a mistake; its would-be-victim was a Yuyuko-type. A hungry Yuyuko-type.

“Yuuuu~ So hungwy. Yuyuko needs food! You look yummy!”

With no time to spare, the Yuyuko-type opened its massive mouth and began to inhale the air around it with great force.

“Nooo~ I can’t steal it easy!” cried the Parsee-type.
-----
A few hours later, Anon was walking through the woods when he came upon a yukkuri.

“Hello mister. Yuyuko happy!” it announced before strolling along its merry way.

“That’s weird,” Anon though to himself,”I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Yuupi with pointy ears.

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New content from pixiv.

>> No.1112335

>>1112325
-How dare you try to steal people's underwear!
-Yu-! Zorr...Yu-!! Yu-yu-!!!
(slap
slapslapslap)

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Have things like >>1112312 ever been translated? They're sorta like the traditional ones, only they seem to be more entertaining.

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Edit done, thanks for the translation.

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Here's another ASCII one that might be interesting enough for someone to translate. Can be found here after the already translated Alice squishing the Yukkurisa:

http://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/pages/549.html

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Volume 8 of that one series is out now.

>> No.1112401

yukkuri shite itte ne

>> No.1112410

Is the old one still alive? I lost track of it after the long discussion about Yukkuri's rights.

>> No.1112449

>>1112175
well, there really isn't anything to translate in these..
most of the dialogs are just the typical yu yu sound yukkuri makes and some sfx...

here's a quick translation (i didnt translate the japanese part, since they are pretty self explanatory):
1. SFX: Jump
2. SFX: pu
3. Little Yukkuri: "New toy!"
4. SFX: Bites
5. SFX: Jump

6. Big Yukkuri: Kids, I brought a new toy!
Left Small Yukkuri: Yukkuri! New toy!
Right Small Yukkuri: Yu! Mommy is back!
SFX: Jump, Jump, Jump

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>>1112449
Whoa, that's some pretty crazy stuff there. Thanks for the translation. If someone is going to edit this, here's the usual stuff that might be useful:

ゆ - Yu
ゆっくり - easy!
ゆっくりしていってね! - take it easy!

>> No.1112485

>>1112449
Editing...

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>>1112335
Is anybody going to tackle this one? I'm afraid that if I try to redraw part of Reimu's artwork, I'll mess it up.

>> No.1112503

>>1112449
Can I put "boing" instead of "jump" in the first frame, or it would be a mistranslation?

>> No.1112533

The more I think about it, the more I think things need to come full-circle and we need some yukkuri video games. I think I've already seen the beginnings of the dojin game gears starting to turn on this, but there's real potential in the SimYukkuri genre.

Like the Sims, some people would play it to try to keep their family of Yukkuris happy, and other people would lock them in a room full of faulty appliances until they burned themselves to death while their children watched. Truly, with a game in this genre, everyone would win.

Another potentially quality game idea: Yukkuri Lemmings.

>> No.1112544

>>1112503
well, a more direct way of translating it would be "Jump", because that SFX literally means jump in Chinese and can also be used as a SFX for a jumping sound. But if you want it to sound better in english, then "boing" can also be used. It up to you, whether you choose the more literal translation or the one that sounds better in english...

this is same for the right SFX in 8, "konk" is basically the sound made when the Yukkuri dropped the stuff she was holding, so you can just choose another english SFX that describes that type of sound...

>> No.1112561

>>1112492
Going in

>>1112544
It will remain "jump"

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Another Jissouseki thread, I see.

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>>1112636
did someone say jissouseki?
cause I think i just heard someone say jissouseki!

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Some series on yukkuri farming came out, and it's pretty cool and may be worthy of a translation.

1 introduction page

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>>1112688

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>>1112690
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>>1112692
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>>1112693
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>>1112697
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>>1112698
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>>1112701
8

To pique some interest in this series, here's a partial translation so that any interested translators can get an idea on what to expect.

==

1. Approximately 1 to 2 years after birth, a yukkuri's life will reach its end.

2. It might sound heartless to you, but leave her as it is. Others yukkuri will soon feast on her corpse. The essence of the dead yukkuri will be passed on. Surely, this is the for the sake of meeting you once more in the next life.
===
Hope this gets a translation.

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>>1112708
30 second edit job.

>> No.1112718

>>1112716
YOU'RE FAST AREN'T YOU?

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>> No.1112720

>>1112718
;_;

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>>1112718

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Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? Yukkuri no more.

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I nweed joo, I nweed joo, I nweed jooo~ (puddin)

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Nothing yu can do but yu can learn how to be yu in time.
Take it easy.

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Yu know I love yu.
I'll always be true.
So please, love me BUHYURURURURURURURU

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Yukkuri in the sky with Remirya.

>> No.1112829

>>1112708

why am I not surprised that it would by Yukkurisa who ate the corpse?

they're not even subtle about yukkurisa being a psychopath anymore

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Please mister Anon, look and see.
If there's a yukkuri, burn it for me.

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>>1112391
-It's a waste on you as you are now-

Yu~~~~~~
Marisa's secret game, ze!
Nobody's around, now's the chance!

I'm Alice, z-

Reimucanmovethreetimesfaster!

te
te
te

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>>1112236
There's also the 'pop' method from a birthing hole. Mitosis and emerging from a dead yukkuri seem to have faded out. Birthing methods are really just made up on the spot by the authors if it sounds interesting.

>> No.1112851

>>1112829
Actually, many yukkuris want their families to eat their corpses. They see it as a way of living on inside them, and also as a way of helping them.

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>> No.1112864

she wasn't eaten by her children
she was eaten by a yukkurisa

who probably went on and ate her defenseless children...

that bitch

>> No.1112867

>>1112533
Been working on something for a while but I'm nowhere near demonstration stage. Just working on yukkuri interaction is hard enough, let alone trying to figure how to turn it into a game.

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It feels so right now, hold me tight...TOO TIGHT

>> No.1112884

>>1112864
Maybe they were siblings.

>> No.1112892

>>1112872
You know, I don't think I've sen any full-body (mutated) yukkuri giving birth in picture form yet. Is it said to be an internal process or a stalk-based one?

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Everything about you is so doggone sweet.
Oh god, can't stand the heat.

>> No.1112906

>>1112892
I remember seeing some ascii where a Remirya was giving birth like in >>1112850 out of her "chin". So there is no vagina.

>> No.1112918
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Oh I am the yukkuri yuu-yuu-ya-choo.

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And nothing to get hungabout.
Garden of the Sun forever.

>> No.1112948

>>1112850
...Haro? Where'd the Haro come from?

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I forgot to remember to forget, ze.

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Well that'll be the day, Mr butterfly. That'll be the day, yukkuris will die (RAKETENFORM)

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>>1112918
Alright, I'm done with that music reference shit. I'll post the rest of this.

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>>1113005

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>>1113010

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>>1113017

>> No.1113064

This thread needs more Summary Anon and less repost.

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>>1112847

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>>1112847
And done.

I'd really like to see >>1112690 and the rest of the pages translated, since it looks pretty cool.

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>>1112561
Still editing that Reimu one?

AIR RAID

>> No.1113174

>>1113163
Needs more flak

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>> No.1113756

>>1112708
I'm in the process of trans/editing them already

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Some more Sakuranononono content.

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>>1113813

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>>1113813

>> No.1113854

>>1113827
HNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>> No.1113882

>>1113827

is that some kirby

>> No.1113915

Poor Madotsuki ;_;

>> No.1113922

>>1113882
Kirby is the second phase of Yukkuri, just like a Charmander becomes a Charmeleon.

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This picture is just...frightening.

>> No.1113993

>>1113934
Are yukkuri alices only attracted to other yukkuris or can you use them on yourself?

>> No.1113994

>>1113827

Yuyukirby's Dream Land.

Fund it.

>> No.1114018

>>1113993
>use them on yourself?
So, basically, be raped by Yukkualices?

>> No.1114028

>>1114018
More like train them to fuck it easy.

>> No.1114055

More Yukkuri Abuse please.

>> No.1114052

>>1113993
You can rape them, and if they're horny enough they might get tsundere about it later. S-Stupid human! It's not like I enjoyed getting refreshed with you!

>> No.1114089

>>1114052
Source?

>> No.1114165

Bump

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>> No.1114284

>>1114089
Anon wants to eat cream puffs.
He catches an Alice, after it just finished raping an adult yukkuri and several infants, and takes it home. He already has a "tamed" sex slave Reimu, which even knows how to handle a vibrator. He puts it in a room and asks it if it wants a Marisa. "I-I never asked for one!!! But if you bring me one, I-I'll do it the favor of raping it!!!" He then says that he has no Marisas, but he'll refresh it himself. He shakes it for a while, makes it horny, and then leaves it in the box, screaming that it wants to get refreshed. The next day, he comes back and shakes it again. It continuously objects, but eventually gets refreshed, then proceeds to act like a complete tsundere about it. "How could I get refreshed with a human" etc. Anon teases it, and it pretends not to hear. The next day, he claims that he's deeply in love with it, at which it's thoroughy confused. He proceeds to refresh it more, and it eventually claims that it doesn't need Marisas anymore, as it has Mister. The fourth and final day, he gets his trained Reimu to torture a Marisa with a vibrator, and goes to prepare Alice.

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>> No.1114290

>>1114284
He asks it if it prefers him or Marisas. It accepts, tsundereliciously, that it prefers Mister. Satisfied, he promises it a present, blindfolds it, and goes back to the other two. The Marisa is now screaming for release, and he promises that he'll let it get refreshed. He puts it behind the blindfolded Alice, and takes its blindfold off. The Marisa, of course, starts raping the Alice, which begs Anon for help. He states that there's no way he could love a yukkuri, and everything he said was a lie. Alice is utterly broken, and lets the Marisa have its way. After the first NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Marisa tries to rape the Alice again, but Anon smashes it with a hammer. The Alice has now rotted away, and a twig with ten Alices and Marisas is sprouting from its head. He rips them off. "Schop iiit!!!" "Don'ch each us!!!" He eats the Alice ("Happiness!!!") and leaves the Marisas for dinner.

For those interested in more details, it's fuku1389.txt.

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>>1114290
Did he turn the Marisas into Sesame Seed balls?

>> No.1114374

>>1114290
>He eats the Alice ("Happiness!!!")
wait what

>> No.1114378

>>1114374
I missed an "s" there. He eats the Alices, and exclaims "Happiness~!".

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>>1112335
Uhh...someone was going to edit this, right?

>> No.1114490

>>1114378
Thank you. It makes much more sense that way...

>> No.1114487

>>1114378

By the sounds of it, Anon's gonna become a Yukkuri if he keeps goddamn eating them.

in b/4 what a twist

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>>1114487
Anon yukkuris do not need other yukkuris to reproduce. They simply vibrate themselves until they sprout tendrils/have a mammalian birth.

>> No.1114516

>>1114513
This man is on to something.

>> No.1114530
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How will you survive when the yukkuri outbreak begins?

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>>1114530
Prepare the tra-shit.

>> No.1114541

>>1114530
Wait for the rain. No big deal.

>> No.1114542

>>1114530
By taking it easy.

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>>1114530
Make snacks.

>> No.1114553
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>Mima-types, called "Justakkuri", are a mythical yukkuri. Said to be fickle in nature, they are said to be the strongest of all the Yukkuri. One account recalls a Mima Yukkuri killing a large wolf without much effort. They are rumored to able to erect barriers and fire anti-fortress level lasers from their mouths. Marisa types will follow them to their deaths, and cause Reimu types to go berserk with rage.

Did someone really write shit on this? It reads like someone from the FSN community took it and had their way with it.

>> No.1114561

1) Capture yukkuri
2) Remove accessory
3) Dig wide and deep hole
4) Suspend accessoryless yukkuri over hole
5) ????
6) PROFIT

>> No.1114578

>>1114553
I suppose someone wrote that just to see how long it will stay there, for whatever reason. It's certainly nowhere near canon, or even fanon.

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>> No.1114597

>>1114588
I do not approve of Suika rape.

>> No.1114600

>>1114588
Do want that shirt.

>> No.1114598
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>>1114561
Wouldn't you rather put the accessory over a hole and get the yukkuri to try and grab it? Every other day, come back and take it out of the hole. Inject it with something sugary and repeat.

Also, what I really want to see is someone making really shitty replacement accessories for yukkuris and make them wear them.

>> No.1114606

>>1114598
>Also, what I really want to see is someone making really shitty replacement accessories for yukkuris and make them wear them.
Kinda like when hermit crabs use trash as shells?

>> No.1114613

>>1114598
Actually, the other yukkuris will jump towards the accessoryless one to lynch it, but will fall into the hole. Steady yukkuri supply.

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>>1114613
Ah, good point.

>>1114606
Kinda like that, except it'd be like if you have the hermit crab trash and then painted obscene pictures on the new shell or covered it in bread crumbs and placed it beside seagulls.

>> No.1114668

>>1114530

Utilize my water hose and have a hose-fight against them.

This time with an actual hose, of course...

>> No.1114678

no matter how much yukkuri art there is, i am never satisfied. everything too too short and too little.

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>> No.1114832

>>1114244

ZUN yukkuri? Drink it easy?

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>> No.1114865

>>1114613
And free. Sounds good

>> No.1114866

>>1114513

Why do we not have an image of an anon yukkuri yet? It would be easy to do.

>> No.1114905

>>1114866
What would he say?

>> No.1114911

>>1114905
RAID IT EASY

>> No.1114925
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>>1114905
Take it hard when he's vibrating by himself. Anon is never at peace, so maybe something to do with complaining like Whine/Complain it easy.

>> No.1114936

>>1114866
No, anonymous should be a cancerous lump that grows on a yukkuri a slowly kills it.

>> No.1114960

>>1114905

But there are so many things an anon yukkuri could say. Actually just make it like a newfag that spews out distortions of memes with easy in them.

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>>1114960
I still think one quote should be "Take it tenderly."

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>>1115153
White question mark and maybe a black border? Also blush marks.

>> No.1115176

>>1115153
Chuckle'd

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>>1115163

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>>1115153
>>1115177
We're getting there...

>> No.1115204

>>1115194
How can a circle be that fucking moe?

>> No.1115208

>>1115204
Anonymous moe.

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>>1115194
Now we just need Anonymous jiggling somehow while saying,

"Rrrr, Anon fweels gwood..." or whatever Yukkurisa said in that one story.

>> No.1115217

>>1115204
I can finally feel good torturing those, now that I can see their cancer.

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>> No.1115236

Need more torture and abuse.

>> No.1115247

Needs more weird stuff like the OP.

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>>1112312
Translation? It's rare to see Mokotan and Keine stuff.

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>>1115217

I just realized...if we're the fully grown Anonymous, then all these annoying cancers are in reality the Yukkuris of 4chan.

The visualizations I am having of us torturing these annoying little blobs is enough to bring a tear to my eye.

>> No.1115361

>>1115352
Can't you just imagine it spouting old memes?
Just makes me wanna torture it so much.

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>> No.1115374

>>1115361
RURUZUshiteittene

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>> No.1115381

I wish Yuyuko was my warm, gentle onee-chan.

>> No.1115382

>>1115352
I can feel my hand squeezing one of those to death already...

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Someone keeps forgetting this page...

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>>1115410
and come to think if it, what happened to the page where between that and the final page where Yukkurisa is screaming and yelling (empty text boxes) And Yuyuko asks it "So how did it taste?"

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>>1115430
That page I believe was an edit utilizing Remirya's mouth. Here's the real result.

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>>1115430
The page before the end? The yukkuri is still silent, until someone finds the originals...

>> No.1115476

>>1115464
Thank you. I'm not sure what happened to "The Original" but I like to think that the bubbles were left blank on purpose so that we don't have to wade through all of the "YU! YU! BUGYU! MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! YU!" that I'm pretty sure the artist doesn't want to bother with anyway.

>> No.1115479

Looks like we reached image limit

>> No.1115505

>>1115476
But there was text once there, and it was deleted (rather poorly, in fact: you can see remnants of words in the first speech bubbles)

>> No.1115513

>>1115479

3 Threads, men. This thing has officially gone through 3 threads worth of bandwidth.

Awesome.

>> No.1115516

>>1115479
See:
>>1115507

>>1115505
Is that so~? Guess I was wrong then. Still seems more poetic to me.

>> No.1115525

new thread.
>>1115507

>> No.1115533

Editor Anon(s) still needs to post for us the >>1112325
comic that has a translation. YOU CAN'T IGNORE TRANSLATIONS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Anyways, will someone make a new thread?

>> No.1115622

>>1115361

DO WANT YUKKURANON TORTURE DOUJINS, NAOW

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