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so i was on the bus the other day and this girl - who was an obvious fuking slut - got on the bus wearing a thin t-shirt and spats after jogging all day. she looked like she was tired as fuck, and there were pretty much no seats left on the bus, so out of the great kindness and stupidity of my heart, i moved myself toward the window to offer her a seat next to me. i dont usually do that because fucking 3DPD.
HOWEVER, instead of sitting next to me, she stood STANDING 3 feet away from me the whole time until I got off the bus (probably an hour). I know i don’t look so attractive but I’m not an ugly freak or anything, and i dont smell too bad. i know she did that just to piss me off. so before I got off the bus I blew the biggest fart in my life ever as I walked past her. What a bitch.

>> No.11116174

>>11116167
Lmao I knew you were a jpsie.

>> No.11116181

>>11116167
Ew.
What the hell anon?

>> No.11116183

Gross!

>> No.11116191

Maybe she was being polite, and didn't want to smell disgusting in front of you, because you're so handsome and not a smelly NEET at all.

>> No.11116192

>>11116167
so what?

>> No.11116196

>>11116191
no this bitch was a 3/10 at best
im at least a 7/10
there was no reason whatsofuckingever for not sitting next to me
she was just being a bitch

>> No.11116200

>>11116196
Maybe she was intimidated by your handsome looks and great body physique.

>> No.11116202

>>11116200
keep projecting retard

>> No.11116203

Your life must be really fucking pathetic if you actually give a shit about something so stupid.

>> No.11116204

>>11116202
I was being serious. Maybe you're the insecure one if you saw sarcasm in my post.

>> No.11116208

Fucking loHOOser~

>> No.11116210

>>11116202
No bullying

>> No.11116214
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>> No.11116217

Should have raped her.

>> No.11116224

I've read about this kind of thing before.
You were lucky to escape this with your life.

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