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>tfw no friends

>> No.11110798
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LOSER LOL

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>tfw no replies

>> No.11110802

literally trevor replying to his own thread

pathetic

>> No.11110803

>tfw normals try to befriend you but they aren't worthy so you shoo them away

>> No.11110805

>>11110803
>tfw misunderstood special snowflake savant

>> No.11110806
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>tfw not popular and people always think you're someone else

>> No.11110807

>>11110803
>tfw anyone tries to befriend you but you aren't worthy so you shoo them away

>> No.11110812

asking the people that know you irl "what do you mean you haven't heard of 4chan"

>> No.11110813

>>11110807
>tfw you had a great friend but you shoo'd him away because you wasn't worthy

>> No.11110816

>>11110803
>tfw when a normal decides that they like you and keep bothering you to do friend things with them
>tfw all you want to do is be left alone
>twf you're too polite to tell them to fuck off

>> No.11110819

>>>/r9k/

>> No.11110820

>tfw you cut off all social connections to fit in with /jp/

>> No.11110817

>>11110816
Iktf

>> No.11110823

>>11110820
I shut down my chat so I could become a truNEET instead of just a NEET

>> No.11110825

>tfw no gf

>> No.11110822

>tfw ugly so people avoid you

>> No.11110828
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ITT

>> No.11110829

I'm not autistic

>> No.11110835

>>11110823
I'm about to do this. How did it work out for you?

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>> No.11110837

>>11110822
>tfw ugly so people talk down to you even though you are 210 centimeters tall and extremely tough in structure.
>tfw you are superior in your social and technical intelligence yet you are treated otherwise
>tfw someday you will repay for all those hours of being ridiculed by the sheep

>being dependent upon others is a weakness

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TFW I am no lonely with no friends but hate being around people.

>> No.11110840

Friends. Who cares. It's not like I could keep one or even want one. My soul is ancient and decayed and mutilated by hate and suffering. I feel nothing but anguish. I couldn't like anyone, not even myself.

>> No.11110842

>tfw you try to make friends but can't keep a conversation going

>> No.11110843

>>11110837

>>tfw you are superior in your social and technical intelligence yet you are treated otherwise

I had a big fat larf

I bet there are people who really think this way

>> No.11110844

>>11110835
I get bored a lot easier and sometimes I come across interesting links and don't have anyone to show.

But I do feel more pure

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>>11110792
I got IRC-friends :)

>> No.11110851

>tfw I want a /g/ friend so he could help me build a gaming pc but have no way of finding such a friend
>tfw no gf
>tfw can't beat a single 2hu game
>tfw not a little girl

>> No.11110856

Much a nerds here.

>> No.11110855

>>11110852
They're not real friends.

>> No.11110859

>>11110816
You should keep them around in case you need to do something that takes two people like use a two-man saw.

>> No.11110860

>>11110843
My ability to think coherently and independently of the social norms does make me at the very least superior in my social intelligence.

I don't join the political 'atheism', 'rational movement', 'free-thinker movement', feminism, pro-gay, pro-abortion, anti-Christianity or other bullshit that has been created by politicians to shape the minds of the masses towards their goal. I can see through that, unlike probably 90% of the world.

If that isn't being socially superior, then tell me what is?

>> No.11110863

>>11110859
But if you do the job yourself with a one-man saw it takes longer but you are stronger when its over

>> No.11110866

I have loads of /jp/ friends that I keep in contact with over various medias like email and steam.

>> No.11110867

No anon, you can't replace a two-man saw with a one-man saw.
Like the old proverb says: "you'll cowards don't even smoke crack"

>> No.11110868

>>11110866
Disgusting normal.

>> No.11110869

>>11110863
What if he only has the one saw. You shouldn't make fun of poor people.

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>>11110860

>this whole post

My sides have reached escape velocity...

>> No.11110873

>>11110867
Lone wolves are stronger than pack wolves

>> No.11110882

>>11110867
I am so strong I use two man saw with self

>> No.11110883

>tfw wanting to get a /jp/ friend but it turns out they are all crossboarder normies that only come here to shitpost

>> No.11110884

>>11110860
jesus christ fuck allah we got an übermensch!

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Is this a TTTT thread, by the way? I can't decide.

>> No.11110881

>>11110870
He's right though, political groups were created by political leaders to get people to accept their views. Politics isn't just "democratic" or "republican", my little anon.

>> No.11110890

>>11110870
>tfw using memes to communicate due to social ineptness

>> No.11110886

>>11110873
You better have proof to back up that statement. Bring me wolf statistics.

>> No.11110888

>>11110881
>>11110867

>anon

Nice try, dan. Get back to /a/.

>> No.11110892

>Trevor replying to himself
pathetic

>> No.11110893

>>11110873
A lone wolf can't beat a pack of wolves buddy.
Social creatures have shown to be superior, just look at humans.

>> No.11110894

>>11110888
Why is /jp/ the only board that doesn't use anon?

>> No.11110895

>>11110883
iktf
I downloaded skype and everything to add them but half weren't even really aware of touhou and the others were literally autistic and would go off on long rants about ancient aliens and magnets.

>> No.11110896

>>11110883
I'm here from /3/. :^)

>> No.11110902

>>11110893
thats why the lone wolf uses his wits to outsmart the pack and break them up

>> No.11110897

>>11110894
Don't worry, it's just Trevor throwing his autism fits.

>> No.11110898

>>11110894
Because /jp/ is a special board for special people.

>> No.11110899

>>11110886
He is right though.
I'm a wolf btw :)

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>>11110890

It's 'ineptitude.' What happened to that top-tier technical intellect?

>>11110894

Because it's sophomoric and dumb.

>> No.11110901

>>11110895
Don't forget the ones that like touhou but can't hold more than one word conversations.

>> No.11110904

>>11110895
Magnets are my hobby, fuck you.

>> No.11110905

>>11110895
Who the fuck wants to socialize on /jp/? This board is basically a refugee for social inepts.

>> No.11110906

>>11110901
I am that guy, I can only talk with old friends and even then I'm pretty awkward so I tend to just be aggressive.

>> No.11110909

>>11110904
And ghouls

>> No.11110916

>>11110900

I don't think you're in any position to call anything "sophomoric and dumb".

>> No.11110912

>>11110905
Because I get bored and /jp/ is the only online community I'm really a part of.

>> No.11110913

>>11110893
What if there was a pack of lone wolves.
Like woah.

>> No.11110914

>>11110900
Doesn't that prove my point all along?

>> No.11110915

When I worked as a welder, one of my co-workers told me about a time when he paid a hooker to shit on a glass table while he watched underneath.

>> No.11110924

>>11110917
We can shitpost because this is our home, everyone is friendly and familiar.

>> No.11110925

>>11110913
Then they would awkwardly shuffle around eachother and mumble something every few minutes while avoiding eye contact

>> No.11110917

>>11110912
It's hardly a community. More like a shitposting dump with a few secluded groups in it.

>> No.11110918

>>11110915
Normal people are fucking weird.

>> No.11110919

>>11110909
Thanks for that.

>> No.11110921

Every conversation I've ever had with a /jp/sie has gone:
-hello
-hello
-wich 2hu wud u fuk
-answer
-their answer
Then they just sit there without typing and when they do type it's just "yes" "no" or the ";_;" face.

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>>11110916

Here's your position, sweetheart. You on the right.

>> No.11110930

>>11110893
I'm a lonewolf and I'm stronger than any of you weak social creatures. Come at my fangs 'bro.

>> No.11110927

>>11110925
I want to cum inside a lone wolf

>> No.11110928

>>11110921
I have no idea how to carry a conversation so I always wait for the other person to say something.

>> No.11110929

Do any /jp/s want to play Dota 2 or DayZ Standalone (when it's out) with me?

Please respond.

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>>11110923
Your right or my right?

>> No.11110932

>>11110924
I'm not, though. I only come here to shitpost and bully you losers

>> No.11110934

>>11110930
I bet you don't even have a saw.

>> No.11110935

>>11110921
How the fuck do you keep a conversation going? Is someone supposed to come up with a topic or something? I never managed to get past the "hello"

>> No.11110936

>>11110932
I-I like being bullied by you anon-san

>> No.11110938

tfw can't handle 1 on 1 conversations but do fine in a group

>> No.11110939

>>11110936
You'd better love it retard or I'll kick your face with my iron boots.

>> No.11110941

>>11110929
I would but I haven't played Dota2 for ages and I was terrible at it.

>> No.11110942

Everyone here is so damaged and clingy. They're like a girl that just got out of an abusive relationship. They'll fall in love with the first person that's nice to them.

>> No.11110945

>>11110942
You're right, we're just damaged goods ;_;

>> No.11110946

>>11110912
I don't think myself as part of /jp/ but this is still the only place I visit frequently. Maybe I'm more /jp/ than 80% of people in here. I'd probably be more bored without /jp/

>> No.11110947

>>11110934
My left paw will be more than enough to beat the shit out of the likes of you.

>> No.11110948

Is this the omegle meetup thread?

>> No.11110951

>>11110948
This is the general friends thread

>> No.11110955 [DELETED] 

>>11110948
Wanna /ss/ kid?

>> No.11110956

>>11110942
>implying I wouldn't like having a qt /jp/sie trap being clingy to me
No ugly neckbeards though.

>> No.11110957

>>11110942
blame all the single mothers that raised them

>> No.11110958

>>11110942
It's almost disgusting how clingy and pathetic /jp/ can get.

>> No.11110959

>>11110942
Really? I just became cynic but I've seen people behaving like you said.

>> No.11110968

>>11110947
What is it with you niggers and always reverting to violence?

>> No.11110961

I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE PLEASE RESPOND

>> No.11110962

>>11110961
Kill yourself then, what are you waiting for?

>> No.11110963

>>11110935
Ask questions.

Make it so that one question leads to another, or elaborate on your answer instead of just saying yest/no.

Ex: Do you like Ice Cream?
Yes - WRONG

Ex: Do you like Ice Cream?
Yes, I really like chocolate ice cream, in fact I like chocolate on a lot of things, which is why I'm trying to lose weight right now ;_;.

Then you can segway into discussion about health/body and find out if they're a cute boy to fug.

>> No.11110965

>>11110961
kill yourself

>> No.11110966

>>11110961
Go to bed Kurt.

>> No.11110971

>>11110963
Goddamn homo subhuman,

>> No.11110972

>>11110961
Can I have your stuff?

>> No.11110973

I just want someone that loves me

>> No.11110975

>>11110963
You use the ;_; face. Stop abusing that face.

>> No.11110977

>>11110973
You're in the wrong place, pathetic nerd.

>> No.11110982

I wish I had a /jp/ to play games with, but for the ingame advantages of having a teammate and not because I value companionship

>> No.11110983

>>11110961
Responded, please don't kill yourself ;_;

>> No.11110984

>>11110973
Love is but a mutual agreement. Like marriage.

>> No.11110985

>>11110977
But this is the lowest place on earth other than the forum for broken adults.

>> No.11110987

>>11110900
>claims something is sophomoric and dumb
>watches anime

>> No.11110988
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tfw you live to Drive

>> No.11110989

>>11110957
My mom is a saint! She's the only woman I need in my life.

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This is me and /jp/. You on the right, /jp/.

>> No.11110990

>>11110985
That's why no one here will ever love you and you'll probably die alone.

>> No.11110992

>>11110987
Hating anime is cool now?

>> No.11110993

>>11110975
It's cute though, you'll never make friends being so autistic.

>> No.11110995

>>11110990
I don't want to die alone ;_;

>> No.11111001

>>11110993
You won't either

>> No.11110997

>>11110994
Go back to /lgbt/, tranny.

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>>11110988

>> No.11111004

Who are you quoting guys?

>> No.11111007

>>11110995
Too bad, because that's what going to happen.

>> No.11111015

>>11111010
You both like to suck cocks while crossdressing?

>> No.11111010

>>11110994
We could probably be friends. We think alike.

>> No.11111011

>>11110995
Don't worry. I'm always here for you.

>> No.11111023

>>11110995
But /jp/ is always here for you.

>> No.11111018

>>11111001
I'm a dirty normie though, which is why I'm abusing the spoilering function.

>> No.11111019

>>11111007
No ;_; stop saying that anon, I'm scared of being alone

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>>11111000

>> No.11111040

>>11111015
No. I don't think so...

>> No.11111046

>>11110989
Agreed, she's hella nice and lets me cum in her butt xD

>> No.11111055

>>11111046
You proud of yourself?
Look at your post.. you wrote that.
A mom joke... on /jp/. You just typed that and hit submit.

>> No.11111052

>tfw no friends that enjoy crossdressing

>> No.11111061

>>11111040
I bet you do. Maybe while someone abuses you and calls you a slut.

>> No.11111064

ya and i fucked your mom :)

>> No.11111065

>>11111055
Get wrecked, nerd.

>> No.11111073

>>11110992
Anime, touhou, pretty much anything that comes from Japan is awful. It turns you into a useless waste of space that no one could possibly like; this thread is evidence of that. It's time to make some changes, people

>> No.11111079

Yoyo guys
I like most of you
everything will always be fine
even when we die

at least you can come to /jp/ right now which is ggood

>> No.11111081

>>11111073
Look at this normie.

>> No.11111088

>>11111081
He looks like a well-mannered young man.

>> No.11111091

>>11111073
No you poopface meanie butt-head

>> No.11111108

The problem is no one I know shares my interests so ultimately I Drift away from them.

>> No.11111208

tfw no jrpg or mecha-anime otaku friends

I barely have anything in common with my actual pallies. Makes me wonder WHY we even hang out with eachother to begin with. Totally beats me.

>> No.11111299

I've already accepted I'm going to die alone. Just abandon all hope, it's more bearable in the long run.

>> No.11111374

>>11111299

People just don't understand...

>> No.11111412

>>11111208
I was like this, until I just stopped hanging out with them. Then when I mention this to someone (online) it's somehow my fault for being too picky or something.

Most people don't realize it's not about just finding friends.

All joking aside, I honestly think everyone (almost everyone?) here could make "friends", we choose not to though because we want to find the _right_ friends.

I actually think a lot of us here have a more pure definition of what a 'friend' is. A friend is supposed to be someone special that you picked to be your friend, and they picked you.

Not a person you hang out with because you _have_ to have a friend due to your own insecurities.
I'd rather have no friends, than to lie to myself and pretend I like someone who just happened to be around.

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