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Which patchy is the best patchy?

>> No.11110762
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The one with hips

>> No.11110769
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Left

i'd fug a curvy Patche.

>> No.11110766
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every patche is a nice patche.

>> No.11110768

The middle of the line. Slim is too mainstream, Glamour is too disgusting.

>> No.11110771

Too fat to walk

>> No.11110772

The one I'm inside.

>> No.11110776
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Slim takes less space, its easier to carry around, more portable, and looks better.

>> No.11110782
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The one with autistic filenames.

>> No.11110779
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>>11110771

its u

>> No.11110783
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filenames are disgusting

>> No.11110788

>>11110779
is that rickets?

>> No.11110793
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>>11110788

yes

she doesn't get out in the sun much y'know

>> No.11110944

>>11110782
G-guys.. you're making her feet blush!

>> No.11110952

>>11110944
She's making my dick blush.

>> No.11111014
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Patchouli has a large chest.

>> No.11111030
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Glamour witch

>> No.11111032
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>> No.11111050

I like her so skinny and frail that even her hair weighs her down and exhausts her.

>> No.11111045
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pls don't bully Patches

>> No.11111058

>>11111045
My nickname in highschool was Patches.

>> No.11111070

Slim for sure.

>> No.11111094
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>> No.11111101

>>11111094
Patchy, you shouldn't smoke.
Remember your asthma

>> No.11111135

fat pacthy is best.

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>> No.11111161
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Fatchouli ain't got shit!

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lemme fug u'r'e tits patches

>> No.11111173
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Slim

>> No.11111182

>>11111058
W-Were you a pirate?!

>> No.11111216
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>>11111216

>> No.11111243
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Patche's treasure

>> No.11111239
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>> No.11111241
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magical sweater boob pockets

>> No.11111251

Fatchouli

>> No.11111261
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big boobs would bother as she reads, so patchy is flat for eficiency.

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Bridechouli Knowledge

>> No.11111284
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Obviously she uses magic to make her breasts the best size for the occasion.

>> No.11111285
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2girls large_breasts

>> No.11111304
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oppai witch

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I wonder if Patchy is good at cooking.

>> No.11111310

>>11111243
Patchy doesn't understand hygene.
Patchy a stink.

>> No.11111311

>>11111284

Does that book just say "suck his dick" over and over?

>> No.11111326
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>>11111309
Patchouli is baking a cake!

>> No.11111327
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>>11111304

tittymonster witch

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>>11111241

i bet there's a market for those irl

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Flat

>> No.11111342
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>>11111241

dem sweater boobs

>> No.11111344
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Slim patchy is perfct

>> No.11111350
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>>11111309
Fatchy only eats fastfood

>> No.11111358

>>11111326
You don't put words in a cake!

>> No.11111355
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>> No.11111363
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>>11111309
cooking patchy

>> No.11111364
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A true Patchy lover loves Patchys of all shapes and sizes.

>> No.11111379
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Would you take orders from General Patchy?

>> No.11111392
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Who is Patchy on a date with?

>> No.11111400
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>> No.11111397

>>11111392
Jules Vern.

>> No.11111406
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>>11111392
Me

>> No.11111434
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I could stare at this .gif for hours.

Every time she smiles at me I feel so happy and warm.

It's addicting.

>> No.11111445
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my favorite wizard

>> No.11111454

>>11111161
>lemon utsuho-da
teplol

>> No.11111466
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Would you let Patchouli scrub your body?

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>>11111466
>sample
What are you doing?

>> No.11111535

>>11111058
You were the fat kid with the mangy, balding hair, right? I remember you.

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Patchouli is turning into a pig!

>> No.11111662
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>>11111632

that's a pig turning into patchy you weeb faggot

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I want to hug Patchouli-sama!

I want to fug Patchouli-sama!

And all of you as well!

>> No.11111839

flat patche is best

>> No.11112047
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megane patche

>> No.11112059
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Patchy is for Adults Only

>> No.11112089

Who can pretend to be patchy here

>> No.11112160
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Which patchy is the best patchy?

>> No.11112176

>>11112160
my leg on the left

>> No.11112190

>it's too early in the day to post delicious NSFW Patchubby and Flatchouli

Mukyuu~...

>> No.11112216

Any patchy that isn't sexualized is the best patchy.

>> No.11112203

>>11112190
no its not!

>> No.11112209

>>11112160
>Editing her greasy face
lel

>> No.11112244

>>11112216
Any patchy is the best patchy

>> No.11112249
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>>11112216
Easier said than done.

>> No.11112261
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Like I've said before, I want my Patchy to be muscular and chubby. Not with so much fat that she looks sloppy or anything, but enough so that she has little small belly, but you can tell that she is thick and lifts. Like this, but with a bit more chub. I think it would be cute, because it's so contrasting to her personality.

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>>11112261
Are you a one of those homos?

>> No.11112276

>>11112261
So you want Patche with the body of Yuugi?

Also, why lift when you can just magic?

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>>11112261
You will never have a muscular Nippon wife.

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>> No.11112284
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>>11111309
>Marisa, you could do things like this, huh. How unexpected...
>Hey now, what are you saying?

>They say alchemy was born in the kitchen, you know. It'd be embarrassing if a magician couldn't make a dish or two.
>I mean, you can do this much too right, Patchouli?

>...
>Well...to an extent...

>> No.11112287

>>11112261
>Patchy on SS+GOMAD.png

>> No.11112291

>>11112274
No. I do not like bara.

>>11112276
Well, that's the thing. The fact that it goes against everything about her is WHY I find it so appealing. Muscle-Yuugi is expected. Patchouli has no reason to be muscular, so she would clearly only lift because she wants to look that way. Yet I also imagine her to be self-conscious about her bulky, unfeminine body. It's contradictory, yet people have character quirks like that often.

>> No.11112299

>>11112291
I think that's called "gap moe".

>> No.11112304
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I really want her to be on the soft side, but I know she's supposed to be thin.

That doesn't mean she doesn't have fat thighs and a few jellyrolls where to rest my head.

>> No.11112309
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Would you watch a magical girl anime starring Patchouli Knowledge?

>> No.11112314
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>>11112291
I understand your way of thinking, but I can't agree with it. Patchy shouldn't be muscular.

>> No.11112327
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>>11112309
Certainly.

>> No.11112330

>>11112314
That's fine.

Unless you're one of those guys who think she should be completely anorexic...

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>>11112309
Only if she's constantly out of breath several seconds into every major action scene and 80% of the show is a slice of life about Scarlet Devil Manor from Patche's perspective.

>> No.11112394

>>11112309
That would be a good premise, actually. She wouldn't be one of those magical girls who turn into athletic superheroes, she'd have to keep her asthma and anaemia in check. Maybe she's super powerful, but she's forced to rely on other people, despite her shy and taciturn nature.

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>>11112330
Of course not!

>> No.11112441
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>>11112291
BTW, here's drawing I've been working on of my dream Patchouli. Please don't bully me; I know my anatomy is bad and all I have is a mouse + MS Paint.

If you don't like my ideal Patchy, I respect your opinion.

>> No.11112443

>>11112441
t-rex arms

>> No.11112462

>>11112443
I know you won't believe me, but I did that on purpose. My ideal Patchy is about 4'10~

I'd like her to be a short, very introverted meek girl who wears heavy clothes to hide her body shape...who can also lift a house.

>> No.11112465
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Why does this keep happening?

>> No.11112472

>>11112465
Tentacles and magical girls are good bedfellows.

>> No.11112482

>>11112472
I wouldn't say "good," and doubt Patchy would either.

>> No.11112491
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>>11112462
This is just bizarre.

>> No.11112500

I want to fall asleep on Patchy's lap!

>> No.11112508
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>> No.11112509

>>11112500
What if you laid your head on her chest instead? Or butt?

>> No.11112512
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>>11112500
Doubtful, but how would you be with the other way around?

>> No.11112517

>>11112509
That would be absolutely fine!
I want to love ALL of Patchy.

>> No.11112520

>>11112500
Y-you can fall asleep on my lap if you want

>> No.11112528

>>11112520
Are you Patchy?

>> No.11112543

>>11112528
No, but I can pretend to be one

>> No.11112547

>>11112543
Can i have the other lap of yours?

>> No.11112549
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>>11112543
I'm sorry, it would have to be Patchy in the flesh.
I can't betray her.

>> No.11112555

>>11112547
What do you mean

>> No.11112563

>>11112555
N-Nothing, i'm leaving the thread now.

>> No.11112568

>>11112563
>>11112549
It's okay anons, I know i'm ugly and no one would want to be with me

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>> No.11112574
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blubberchouli looks like she's easier to bully

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>>11112568
I never said that! My mind just blurred up and i couldnt think clear so i typed out something random as that.. I just want a pillow lap.

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>> No.11112651

>>11112574
Easy to snuggle up with! Her chub is warm, soft, and comfy. She's a bit insecure, and might act somewhat flustered as you first rest your head on her chubby body. But your comfort and love for her will help with her body image issues!

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Ugh, why does it have to be one or the other?

>> No.11112721

>>11110782
The best feet ever! I want to smell them!

>>11112441
Making weight-gain shakes with Patchy!

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>> No.11112733
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>>11110782
Define autistic.

>> No.11112751
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>> No.11112755

>>11112733
I want to watch Patchy put her feet in cute yoga poses.

>> No.11112774
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>>11112755
You probably aren't going too.

>> No.11112781
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>> No.11112800

>>11112774
Aw, why'd she put shoes on?

>> No.11112815

>>11112781
Why do you do this, /jp/? I just finished fapping ;_;

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>>11112781
Sunburned? Ouch.

>> No.11112839

>>11112835
But that Patchy is neither nude nor rude.

>> No.11112835

>>11112815
Does anon like nude, lewd and rude Patchy?

>> No.11112844

>>11112839
>nor rude.
Look at those big breasts. That's rude.

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>> No.11112853
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>>11112844
These are rude. Those are nice.

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>> No.11112875

Can i have a Patchouli with some patchoulis

>> No.11112880

>>11112853
Anything other than flat is lewd! Girls should be required to remove their breasts. All they do is show them off, while emanating pheromones, to get men all bonered!

>> No.11112884
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>>11112875

>> No.11112889

>>11112884
Please put your socks on, Patchy.

>> No.11112892

>>11112835
Very much so.

>> No.11112903

>>11112651
cute, more of this please

>> No.11112906

>>11112880
I like my men bonered!

>> No.11112908

>>11112884
more

>> No.11112926

>>11112889
/jp/ taught me to cover up my lewd feet when there are visitors.

Thank you for helping me avoid any embarrasing situations!

>> No.11112933

>>11112906
Of course. All women do. They just want all men to be constantly horny, so they can steal their semen. Barbaric, really!

>>11112926
You are welcome! Feet are the lewdest part of the human body. Always cover them. If you must swim, wear those swim shoes.

>> No.11113067

This is a great thread that requires some more posts

>> No.11113076
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>> No.11113084

>>11111363
japanese patchy cooking spaghetti

>> No.11113092

Patchy's butt, hamstrings and feet.

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>> No.11113108

>>11113098
If Patchy was a limbless, you'd have to take a lot of care of her.

>> No.11113113

>>11113108
>>11113098
Imagine pleasing a limbless Patchy in heat!!

You are her servant and must obey her orders.

>> No.11113119

>>11113113
weirdo alert!

>> No.11113124

>>11113119
no bully in patchy thread

>> No.11113139
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Patchouli has friends!

>> No.11113149

>>11113139
What are they doing?

>> No.11113150

>>11113113
She would be horny, and unable to satisfy herself.

Flustered and embarrassed, she would ask you for assistance in relieving the sexual pangs in her vagina...

>> No.11113151

are there any boy patchoulis?

>> No.11113155

>>11113139
L-Lewd!! (>///<)

>> No.11113166

>>11113149
Showing off their smelly feets.

>> No.11113175

>>11113151
If you like tentacles
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35631059

>> No.11113245
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Maidchouli Knowledge

>> No.11113250
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>>11113245
Too lewd!

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>>11111632
1000x hours in mspaint

>> No.11113276

>>11113271
NICE!

>> No.11113278
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mai waifu ^_^

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>>11113278
>misusing spoiler tags
>sample
Get a grip anon-kun!

>> No.11113303
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Edible Patchouli

>> No.11113315

>>11113303
Despite the implications in this post, it's not advised to completely consume Patchouli.

Only the chocolate on her skin and her bodily fluids are safe to ingest.

>> No.11113314

Slim.

Fatchouli is a garbage tier touhou anyway.

>> No.11113327

>>11113303
hahahahaha it looks like poop!
I like the poop though ;)

either that or hot coffee, ouch! o_0

>> No.11113335

>>11113315
>bodily fluids

Vaginal goo being the best!

>> No.11113337

I'm so damn aroused by these pictures but I don't have an erection.

Is something wrong with me?

>> No.11113340

>>11113337
do you need some help?

>> No.11113342

>>11113337
It's perfectly natural. I can never fap to Touhous. I love them too much. They just make me feel all warm inside; not aroused.

>> No.11113344

>>11113335
Patchy acts embarrassed but secretly loves the fact that you are consuming her products.

>> No.11113348

>>11113340
What kind of help?

>>11113342
I'm definately aroused. I have an urge to plunge my dick into something.

>> No.11113601

>>11113348
>plunge my dick into something.

Like Patchy's warm gooey sticky vagina?

>> No.11113609

>>11113601
This individual post turned me on and I'm breathing heavily.

Thought I'd let the thread and original poster know!

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>>11113601
>sticky

>> No.11113638 [DELETED] 

>>11113618
Why are you quoting?

>> No.11113641
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Patchouli is the most beautiful Touhou.

Best personality.

Best body.

Best waifu.

>> No.11113642

slim

>> No.11113644

Why not both?

>> No.11114034

Neither, Patchouli is not at either extreme. Of the three witches she has the biggest bust and hips, but she is nowhere near the size of any of the Old Hags.

>> No.11114125

slim without hat

>> No.11116140

Can't we have the glamour without the gargantuoppai?

I never see it enough

>> No.11116153

>>11114034

half the hags are flat

>> No.11116173

>>11116153
ZUN can't draw well.

>> No.11116220

do you think patchy likes getting complimented on her body? or would she be embarrassed?

>> No.11116238

>>11116140
What exactly is the difference other than her ginormous bazookas.

>> No.11116256

>>11113139
It reminds me to the cover of a certain doujin. They're even in the same pose.

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>>11116256
Can't think why.

>> No.11116275

any patchy with feet is good patchy

>> No.11116279

>>11116273
Oh, he's the author.

That picture looked different from his usual style. Especially the eyes.

>> No.11116365
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Patchouli considers you to be subhuman.

>> No.11116371

>>11116365
What a fucking skunk bitch.

>> No.11116379

>>11116220
Both of those, probably.

>> No.11116384

>>11116365
Patchy is a witch and therefore the real sub-human. The only human thing about her is her arrogance.

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a disgusting human is not fit to lick Patchouli-sama's feet

>> No.11116450

>>11116438
can i sniff them though
i'd be fine with that

>> No.11116464

>>11116438
They would probably be very soft and clean since she floats everywhere.

>> No.11116483
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BURN THE WITCH
DROWN THE WITCH

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I thought the idea that Patchy had big tits had been squashed by this?
She is clearly pear shaped, although she could still be hiding a bigger pair than either Alice or Marisa under there, they are not huge.

>> No.11116648

>>11116641
Rather than being big breasted, maybe she has a big booty.

>> No.11116805

>>11116641
It's easy to hide even a D cup under those clothes. Especially if she doesn't wear a bra.

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>>11116805

>> No.11116854

>>11116648
All of the sweets Patchy eats goes right to her thighs and butt. She could easily hide a big booty in that dress.

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Flatchouli the best

>> No.11116888

>>11116864
Has there ever been a touhou that's so monotonously colored?

>> No.11116891

>>11116854
Patchouli has a bonkadonk~

>> No.11116898

>>11116891
Lots and lots of it!

>> No.11116991
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Patchouli is a librarian!

Would you subscribe to her subreddit?

>> No.11116995

>>11116991
How do you get subreddit from librarian?

>> No.11117013

>>11116991
Patchy would be smart enough to not go to redshit.

>> No.11117018

>>11116991
I kinda want to be a librarian.
I wonder if it is wacky behind the scenes.
>>11117013
>>11116995
To be fair, reddit isn't that bad, it's just the forced username, and the UI is shit.

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>>11116995
Patchouli is a nerd.

Nerd betas use reddit.

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>> No.11117049

>>11117039
Patchy uses panties?
You'd think being a shut-in, she wouldn't care.

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>> No.11117067

>>11117055
Patchy not only reads, by writes?

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I wanna sniff Patchy's sweaty, plump butt, after she hadn't bothered to bathe for a few days.

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>> No.11117083

>>11117075
I'd feed Patchy so it gets even bigger!

>> No.11117096

>>11117075
Does patchy poop?
If so, what comes out?

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>>11117096

>> No.11117116

>>11117105
How do you know?

>> No.11117128

>>11117116
because I am an expert on patchy's poop

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>>11117116
Because PATCHY A SHIT!

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>>11117049
I like that one anon's theory that remi buys them and forces her to wear them

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Patchouli has joined SRS!

>> No.11117169

>>11117127
Hot

>> No.11117184
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Librarians don't have lewd thoughts.

Please don't have H thoughts about Patchouli.

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>>11117075
This

also manually cleaning out Patchouli's stinky butt!

>> No.11117320

>>11117045
Patchy presents her feet!

>> No.11117331

I like a big fat tittied patchy, with a plump fat ass and nice hips.

But I also like a slim, sickly patchy. Decisions, decisions.

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Handheld Patches

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>>11117184
Sure they do.

>> No.11117358

>>11117331
I want a Patchy with a dick.

>> No.11117372

I don't come around to /jp/ that often. Is this 2hu?

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>> No.11117626

>>11117358
But Patchy would be ashamed and embarrassed of her dick. It's not normal for girls to have them!

>> No.11117743

>>11117626
Why?
She seems like the open-minded, researching type.

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What sort of books does Patche like to read?

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>>11117764
The Art of Oral Sex.

>> No.11117802

>>11117764
Shitty yaoi.

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>>11117802
Librarians aren't lewd, dude

>> No.11117970

>>11117950
She's a closet fujoshi.
Calling it now.

>> No.11118037

>>11117970
I want to catch Patchy schlicking!

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>>11117764
All sorts of stuff. Anything she can get her hands on, and she can get her hands on quite a lot of books.

>> No.11119182

Why is she so fat

>> No.11119287

>>11119182

She's not fat, she's pleasantly plump, you piece of shit.

Plump is delicious, fat is disgusting.

>> No.11119294

>>11119182
She's not.

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>> No.11119529

>>11119439
I lol'd more than I should've.

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>> No.11126101

I want to kiss Patchouli

>> No.11126273

>>11126101
But that would make her blush!

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>>11126273
More like she'd beat you to death.

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