/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Why are Japs so cruel.

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I used to staple my arm in school because I was a cool kid.

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>>11101012
I used to bring a mini hello kitty stapler to school because I was a cool kid.

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>>11101012
You are pretty cool.

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>>11101049
I used to be a mushroom addicted witch in school because I was a cruel Jap.

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>>11105151
It's completely unheard of to get physically addicted to psychedelic psilocybe mushrooms. Most people take them once and never again.

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>>11101049
That sounds really cute. Wanna go out with me?

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Why are japs such bullies

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>>11105197
Addiction refers to both physiological cravings and psychologically motivated repetitive compulsive behaviour, friend.

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>>11105197
for good reason, they're a tedious gruelling trip along with a pukefest even if you bake ("cure") them the way you're supposed to.

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>>11105207
Thank you for bullying me for my masochism, please sir, can I have some more?

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>>11105212
There was a text story posting on one of those old sex usenet newsgroups they used to run, about a pedo who kept a chair in his basement with a giant water-spewing dildo that he used to molest some little boys with (in the story, which I assume was pure fiction since it didn't even make sense in parts. Also this was right next door to the story about impaling a woman on a spit and setting her pubes on fire, so hey.)

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>>11105207
i never did feel the need to puke, but those 6 hours after eating an eighth were indeed very gruelling; time itself slowed down, and i started seeing the things i took for granted every day. i spent that night learning about myself, my insecurities and that being a NEET was just wasting my life away; life is very precious. those six hours felt like months had passed, and i came out of that experience with no signs of the depression i'd been suffering for years for before that. i was quite relieved that the effects wore off eventually, and decided i'd make the most of my remaining time alive by doing the best i can for both myself and my fellow humans. that was three years ago, and fast forward to today - i have a full time summer job now, and by the end of May 2014 i'll be holding my bachelors in computer hardware engineering.

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oops sorry, this >>11105220 was meant for >>11105068 which does look uncomfortable and for masochists

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>>11105234
Thanks for the autismbux, normal.

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>>11105234
>NEET killer shrooms

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>>11101012
I used to wear flame shoes in school because I was a cool kid

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>>11105371
epic, saved

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Staplers don't hurt much at all though.

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>>11105671
The fact you know makes me a little sad.

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>>11105671
Nigger, you might me right. Although the staples can pierce deeply. I remember stapling my index finger by accident and having to swallow a good quantity of blood

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>>11105788
Why?
I accidentally stapled my thumb once, it stung a little but it wasn't really that bad.

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>>11105234
I experienced this exact same thing by doing a very strong psychedelic substance. To my dismay I was back to my regular depressive and destructive within a week. I think I'm broken.

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>>11105806
The blood has more to do with there being so many capillaries in your fingers.

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>>11105840
I hope your tetanus shots were up to date.

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>>11105234
I'm sorry for your loss.

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>>11105788

I'm very clumsy, it can't be helped. The staple dug into my thumb and managed to reach the nail actually. I was really scared but pulling it out didn't hurt. No bleeding either. I was surprised.

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>>11105203
It's not bullying if the person is a fucking retarded that is a waste of space on this earth because they are incredible stupid.

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not cute

[Tokiko- No.]

noooo ;_;