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/jp/ what would your parents say if they saw your collection of 2d girls, and all that anime with cute girls in it?

>> No.11098492

no comment

>> No.11098495 [DELETED] 

>>11098488
>"Sieg heil, dude!"

>> No.11098514
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>>11098488
>88

>> No.11098517 [DELETED] 

My room has plenty of that stuff in view and my mom doesn't care.

>> No.11098526

>>11098517
This.

>> No.11098521

I'd be more worried if they saw my CD collection.

>> No.11098534

I'm going to put it in!

>> No.11098542
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11098542

"at least you are not a subhuman queer"

>> No.11098545

>>11098488
They'd banish me.

>> No.11098553

She'd phone the police.

>> No.11098558

" At least you like girls. "

>> No.11098560

MY DAD WOULD SAY "GIMMIE SOME".

MY MOM WOULD SAY "blaaaaaaarg 'feminism' a-wargarble! Evil men with their rape and evil sex. Men need to be destroyed."

>> No.11098582

Jean skirt just beg to be looked up.

>> No.11098624

My parents would be happy that I'm not a sinning queer boy. They would probably try to set me up with a daughter of one of their church friends though.

I don't want to ever bring up that subject to them because I'm scared about the consequences. I don't want to have an arranged marriage.

>> No.11098625

They wouldn't care

>> No.11098698

I have no clue. Same as porn, really, it's not something most university-age young adults would share with their folks.

Neither of them have ever been into porn or even in-person kink, though, and yeah I am pretty certain of that. They were both raised as churchies (though they both got disgusted and left. I was raised an atheist, which is why all this 4chan/suckeddit angry activist atheism hits me as so very very goofy.)

>> No.11098713

/a/-tier thread

>> No.11098717

>>11098713
You're an /a/-tier thread!

>> No.11098726

My step-dad actually went through my computer once when I wasn't home. In addition to my lolicon collection I'm fairly certain he probably came across my trap collection as well. Him and my mom were never very direct on the subject but I was told to "delete my hard drive because the government can see what pictures we save and will investigate us if they find anything suspicious." I now never leave my computer unlocked even if I go to take a short piss break.

>> No.11098723

My mom looked up what anime is once and she came home and was like "i read that anime is full of sexualized submissive women and its porn".

>> No.11098738

>>11098726
Why didn't you just encrypt your porn

>> No.11098743

>>11098738
I encrypt illegal porn only.

>> No.11098750

>>11098738
I was 14. Probably didn't even know what that meant at the time.

>> No.11098751

>>11098743
Wouldn't it be easier to encrypt all of it?

>> No.11098853
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11098853

My dad saw my mouse pad one time. He had no reaction at all.

I'm not sure he has any idea what it's supposed to be.

>> No.11098862

crossboarder containment thread

>> No.11098875

I have a sneaking suspicion that my father found some of my loli.

He hasn't brought it up directly but he has told me not to do anything online that will get me arrested.

Nowadays I try and avoid sexualizing little girls. Somedays are better than others...

>> No.11098878

my dad goes to SNSD concerts, he can't say shit about my taste

>> No.11098887 [DELETED] 

>>11098488
I would be more worried about them seeing my s4s collection - and these quads.

>> No.11099026
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11099026

My parents already know.

I'm more worried about what my girlfriend thinks, honestly.

>> No.11099030

>>11099026
Is Akarin your girlfriend?

>> No.11099039

My mom has never said anything about it. She looks at my figures sometimes when I get new ones. My dad once jokingly asked me which one of my dakimakuras was my favorite. That's the only time any of it ever came up.

>> No.11099037

>>11099030
She's my girlfriend.

>> No.11099041

>>11099030

B-but Akari+Chinatsu is OTP

>> No.11099045

>>11099039

Which one is your favorite?

>> No.11099046

>>11099026
That's why I date my mom.

>> No.11099049
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>>11099045
This one

>> No.11099066

>>11098542
>>11098558

Only in murrika would your parents much rather have you be a pedophile as opposed to a fag

>>11098853

It's a cute girl with a gun. A winning combination

>> No.11099077

>>11099066
I wasn't aware cartoons are now the defining characteristic of pedophiles now.

>> No.11099078

That feel when you watched Azumanga Daioh with your mom when you were a little girl.

>> No.11099074

>>11099039

>My dad once jokingly asked me which one of my dakimakuras was my favorite. That's the only time any of it ever came up.

He probably cries himself to sleep at night, blaming himself for fucking up as a parent and raising such a sissy loser

>> No.11099080

>>11099074
Somebody raised by a man who cries himself to sleep was bound to be a pussy of some kind or another.

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>>11099030
No, I have a 3D girlfriend.

>> No.11099088

>>11099074
Considering he was an alcoholic for most of my childhood and was mostly absent in my life, I don't think he has much room to complain. He has since found Jesus, he probably thinks I'm going to hell now. Oh well.

>> No.11099091

>>11099077

Blame your own immature brain for your ignorance

http://www.newsarama.com/1249-cbldf-serves-as-consultant-in-protect-act-manga-case.html

>> No.11099096

I think they only know about my pedophilia and I think they don't have a problem with it. About a month ago, a few weeks after I was teased by them saying my 12 year old cousin was my girlfriend, I was asked if I wanted to attend an elementary school talent show because 'there would be lots of cute girl dancers there'.

>> No.11099103

>>11099091
Aw, does baby need his bottle?

>> No.11099106

>>11099080
dude you just schooled his retarded ass

>> No.11099107

>>11099103

Only is you put me in a diaper too...

>> No.11099110

>>11099096
My mom does the same thing to me.

>> No.11099112

>>11099103

How old are you? What does that even mean? Are you fucking retarded?

http://comicsalliance.com/man-sentenced-to-6-months-in-prison-for-buying-lolicon-manga/

>> No.11099113

>>11099096
Why are you on 4chan if you are an elementary schooler? This board is for people 18 and over. Please fuck off.

>> No.11099116

>>11099112
It sounded like what an elementary schooler would say. Underage shit.

>> No.11099124

>>11099116

So you're an elementary schooler? Or you just act like one because you're mentally handicapped?

>Underage shit

Irony!

>> No.11099140

>>11099113
I'm 23 but I have a lot of relatives who are in elementary school.

>> No.11099138

My mom once found a stray folder of a collection of forced toothbrushing pictures. I just went and indirectly blamed it on my brother. He probably hates me.

She knows I watch cartoons and shit but not that stuff.

>> No.11099168

>>11099113

How the hell did you get that out of his post? Learn some reading comprehension you fucking retard.

>This board is for people 18 and over. Please fuck off.

Take your own advise and kill yourself

>> No.11099171

Wow guys can we try being nicer?? Geez...

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>>11099171
f*ck you

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It will never happen OP.

They wouldn't even know how to look for files on my comp. They can barely do it on windows, and I'm running Gentoo with now visible menus.

Not to mention whenever I leave for a prolonged time I drop it into TTY2 log in screen and they wouldn't know to press ctrl+alt+F7 to get back.

>> No.11099187

>>11099171

/jp/ is bully

>> No.11099196

I don't live with my parents.

They wouldn't care anyway though.

>> No.11099206

>>11099200
gross

>> No.11099200

I usually use fellatio close-ups for my wallpapers so I'm pretty sure they know.

>> No.11099205

>>11099196

Such a lucky man.

>> No.11099214

>>11099200

I don't know what that word means, but it sounds lewd.

>> No.11099212

>>11098726
>trap collection

Why?

>> No.11099224

>>11099214
It's blowjobs.

>> No.11099230

>>11099046
>That's why I date my mom.
>MomPutsAssInMyFaceWhileI'mPlayingVideogames_AndThenSuddenly_Incest.jpeg.avi.png.bat

>> No.11099231

Like 12 years ago they found my hentai folder. I barely had like 60 pictures at that time. A few months later my dad found a CD with more porn. Thankfully it was regular hentai.

They didn't take it bad, but they told me to delete it.
They know I'm a perverted fuck, but hey, who isn't one nowadays.


But they're fucked now, because >I never leave my computer unlocked even if I go to take a short piss break
And TrueCrypt is a great ally.

I would kill myself if they found out about the stuff I have in my HDD.

>> No.11099234

My dad said "YOU CALL THAT PORN? THAT AIN'T PORN. -THIS- IS PORN..." and the Lovecraftian nightmare he proceeded to show me still haunts me to this day.

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>>11099138
What the jiggity jack is forced toothbrushing?
Is it the type of thing that might turn me on?

>> No.11099243

>>11099237
I really want to fuck that.

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>>11099237
Stuff like this.

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>>11099237

Would you an Anzu?

>>11099243

See picture

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This is my cell phone background and the other day mom picked up my phone for some reason and saw it. She gave me a dirty look and told me that she was very disappointed in me because she said I'm a pervert.

Now I feel awkward being in the same room as my mom because it feels like she's just disgusted to see me. I don't know how I can make her think highly of me again, do I have to go out and get a girlfriend or something to prove that I'm not a huge pervert?

>> No.11099262

>>11098488
"Thank god, you're not gay"

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>>11099243

>> No.11099276

>>11099214
/jp/ is so cute

>> No.11099274

>>11099212
It's for people who like flat-chested girls and realistically-sized penises. Or people who have a cross-dressing fetish.

>> No.11099281

>>11099260
>>11099269
I would, very hard.

>> No.11099283

It's odd with my mom, I opened up a little but about cute 2D girls about half a year ago and she took it in stride but I could tell that she had a hard time adjusting to the idea that her son could be attracted to a drawing. From time to time, though, she sends me pictures of cute 2D girls from a pin board thing that she browses so I know she tries.

>> No.11099288

>>11099261
Well why the fuck would you set that as your phone background?

I feel weird enough when someone sees a picture of my cat as mine.

>> No.11099294

>>11099288
What are you supposed to set as your phone background then? What is a normalfag background?

>> No.11099295

>>11099288

People laugh when they see my cat as my cell phone background.

>> No.11099303

>>11099283
> half a year ago
geez dude, my mom found my hentai stash when I was 13

>> No.11099304

>>11099294
Your girlfriend, your car, your motorcycle, barring all those, take a picture of one of your hats.

>> No.11099307

>>11099294
Just the standard background or family, nature, friends etc.

>> No.11099309

>>11099303
I'm pretty secretive, and I've always had my own personal computer.

>> No.11099313
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11099313

Why would you losers ever let someone else use your computer?

>> No.11099317

>>11099288
I like looking at cute girls whenever I press the unlock button on my phone. It can't be helped.

I guess I paid the price.

>> No.11099320

>Actually get my own mom to try watching Psycho-pass.
>She has better tastes than me and prefers Ghost in the Shell season 1 and 2.
>I'm blown away
Fuck you, mom.

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11099321

I'm more concerned about them seeing my collection of futa and shota porn.

>> No.11099333

>>11099313
I have a friend that doesn't have internet. He'll come over unannounced to check his email or whatever. I encrypt everything and don't save any history. He'll never know that I've been a weeb longer than I've known him.

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>>11099317
Just keep your cute girls on the home page, if you're that worried about it.

>> No.11099336

>>11099327
>Life Counter
oh wow fucking nerd

>> No.11099337

>>11099333
>friend

lmao

>> No.11099347

Eh, my mom likes cute guys doing cute things and cute girls making adorable faces kinda shit.
If theres ever a scene in an anime series that I think is fucking adorable or hilarious, I'll call her into the room and ask her to watch it.
She actually enjoys anime more than I thought. Which kinda had me confused at first, seeing how she's a 70's generation person with 80's generation taste in entertainment.
I'm pretty sure my mom has 2D porn though.
My mom's the kinda person who'll sit at the edge of her bed smoking cigarettes with no top on, flipping through channels, throwing down shots of vodka.

>> No.11099352

>>11099336
Please no bully, I have a right to my hobbies too!

>> No.11099353

Sure is underage in here.

>> No.11099369

>>11099347
Can I please date your mom?

>> No.11099380

>>11099353
yeah, no one above the age of 18 on /jp/ lives with their parents, crossboarder-kun

>> No.11099392

>>11099369
It would depend on how old you are.

>> No.11099398

>>11099380
Being worried about your parents seeing your collection of 2D shit on your computer is the very definition of underage.

>> No.11099406

>>11099398
you don't care about what your parents think of you, you're so cool and old

>> No.11099426

>>11098713
>>11098717
and YOUR MOM'S an /a/-tier thread!

>> No.11099440
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I was actually discovered. My brother and father once searched through a folder on my computer that had images of scantily-clad girls (among other junk images from 4chan, etc.), and it virtually ruined my relationship with them. I couldn't believe they were so judgmental. I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden, and they didn't take that too well, either, even when I told them that I had made it to make fun of someone else in a forum. I didn't really know what to say, other than "I like flat-chested 2-dimensional girls; it's just the way I am!"

>> No.11099451

She gets fucked, right?

I don't watch this shit.

>> No.11099456

>>11099406
It sure beats being underaged and retarded.

>> No.11099470

>>11098726
>not using a password protected account
>using parent's computer
>2013
step up senpai

>> No.11099461

>>11099440
EPIC post bro 10/10

>> No.11099463

>>11099440
>I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden
Can I hear it?

>> No.11099466

>>11099112
>http://comicsalliance.com/man-sentenced-to-6-months-in-prison-for-buying-lolicon-manga/
guys
is this really a thing?

>> No.11099471

>>11099456
>>11099461
no bully please

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>>11099440
>I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden
WANTED: my sides
last seen entering earth's orbit

>> No.11099478

>>11099398
when that collection is mostly lolis you should worry when other people see it.

>> No.11099479

>>11099463
It used to be uploaded to youtube, but my account got removed due to copyright violation or violation of community guidelines or something. I fricking hate Google products anyways, so I quit caring. I'm trying to upload it to hotfile now...

>> No.11099484

>>11099472
le epic sides xD

>> No.11099492

My dad's porn history is weirder than mine.

>> No.11099509

They probably would'nt i dont live with my parents.

But if they were to find it they'd probably call me a pedophile.

>> No.11099511
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11099511

My computer is in Japanese they would never be able to find the good stuff

>> No.11099522

My father actually looks at hentai more than I do and he knows I have some as well.

>> No.11099537

>>11099461
>>11099463
>>11099472
It's alright; if it will help you guys enjoy yourselves, I don't mind any bullying, so go ahead. I'm a bit of a masochist anyways; I can see the funny side of things.

>> No.11099542

>>11099537
No one was bullying it was as funny story.

>> No.11099546

>>11099492
Tell us about it.

>> No.11099548

I'm relatively fine, I only like women with large breasts. The milf stuff might be awkward.

>> No.11099552

>>11099484
your butt = blasted

>> No.11099554

What if they take your dick away and stomp on it?

>> No.11099560

>>11099554
I wouldn't mind I'm not using it

>> No.11099561

>>11099546
My parents asked me to fix their computer once and my dad had a bunch of horse stuff downloaded.

>> No.11099571

>>11099554
I'd be happy to lose my dick.

>> No.11099580

>>11099561
bwaahahaha horsefucker your dads a horsefucker

gues that makes you a faggot?

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>>11099561

>> No.11099603

>>11099561
Someone on /jp/ spammed horse vulvas once and they actually look pretty sexy. Way neater than a human vulva.

>> No.11099616

>>11099603
It was human women on horse.

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I don't have any porn really, just stuff like this.

My dad would probably assume this is what years of DBZ did as a kid. My mother would probably think nothing of it.

>> No.11099623

>>11099603
or at least cleaner than your mom's hairy roastbeef frozen entree

>> No.11099627

>>11099623
FUCCCCCCCCKINGGGGGG BURNED

>> No.11099630

My parents would ask about it in an open-minded and curious way, and it would make me feel awkward to the point where I'd never be able to masturbate to cartoon girls ever again.

>> No.11099640

>>11099479
Waiting.

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>>11098492
Hello. Sorry to bother you, but I would like you to know that here on /jp/, it is unacceptable to post a reply to a thread, without inputting the word "sage" into the email field. Using this method of posting, you will not bump a thread up to the first page, it is considered respectful to the thread maker, as well as the thread maker of other threads, and all posters on the board. Please remember to be respectful here on /jp/, as this is the Otaku culture board, and as an otaku-otaku, I must look out for the well being of everyone here. Thank you for your time.

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>>11099647
Get a load of this tryhard

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They would ask for sauce, I guess

>> No.11099658

>>11099616
Hey, you might be interested. There was this one vid called "mister hands" or somthing once, on the internet, where this one pair of gay guys bent their buddy over in front of an erect horse cock, and he took it up the butt. You could audibly hear this thing's member ripping through this dude's guts. Then they commented that the horse had come and reportedly took their freshly horsefucked buttbuddy to the hospital where he died. Of horsecock.

Nice, right? whee
I didn't see this vid when it was going around but it sounds like it was absolutely brilliant, you know? Like Evangelion 4.0 You Can (Not) Take A Fully Erect Horse's Dick Up The Butt Comfortably

>> No.11099675

>>11099647
>>11099658
same faglet

>> No.11099669

>>11099658
Fucking gay people need to be exterminated.

>> No.11099700

>>11099603
There's a site called gaybeast.com that has videos of men having sex with female horses and other female animals. They do look like they feel really good. The only downside of the site is that with a free account you're limited to 15 videos a day and the only way to make multiple accounts is to have a different MAC and IP at the time of each new account.

Surprisingly there seems to be a lack of men cumming inside of the animals, which to me seems like it would be one of the big appeals. Maybe it feels too good or something.

>> No.11099707

>>11099700
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199

Here is the video. What a poor faggot.

>> No.11099715

>>11099707
I know about Mr. Hands. I was explaining a site with videos of men having sex with female animals.

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>> No.11099748

How did this thread go from 2d girls to men being fucked by horses and men fucking horses?

>> No.11099765

>>11099748
/mlp/ invaded this thread

>> No.11099770

>>11099748
Horse vaginas are just too inviting. I'd post a nice picture of one but I don't want to be banned.

>> No.11099771

My mom has seen my dakimakura and my figures. But they're not lewd, and she actually thinks they look nice. She actually likes seeing any new figures I buy. She's never seen my anime or my folder full of pictures though. They're not lewd either, but it's still worse than my daki and figures.

>> No.11099786

>>11099771
>daki
Nobody actually buys these outside of southeast asia, Finland, Germany and/or peter-paynesville, right?

>> No.11099789

>>11099770
Link it. You're allowed to link NSFW content.

>> No.11099806

>>11098488

they dont know, they will never know, no one must know my secret

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My father would beat the shit out of me or never talk to me again, my mother would be pretty hurt too, and even if accepting, she would never forgive the lewder interests.

I still have dreams of becoming ripped as fuck and then going all "Mom, dad, meet Tohsaka Rin, she's my wife now and forever, also i masturbate to drawings of little girls kthxbye" before riding off into the sunset with a biker gang of fellow /jp/edos.

>> No.11099863

>>11099789
Really you can just Google 'horse vagina' and lots of pictures come up.

>> No.11099910

I would be more worried about my cheese pizza collection

>> No.11101260

My parents know about it and don't really care. I think my dad thinks it's a bit childish and my mom has said anime voices sound annoying, but she thinks my figures and cosplays are cute and neither of them have really said anything against it. My mom actually saw a manga for sale at the library and bought it for me.

>> No.11101277
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>>11098488
Nothing, I remember when me and my old pops step father used to watch the panties of my figures and certain doujins together.

That is when I used to live home.

>> No.11101286

>>11099846
Why don't you just ride away? You don't have to be ripped for that.

>> No.11101300 [DELETED] 

My parents are mostly indifferent. I think at worst they think its weird, but at least they aren't against it.

If they saw my ero, this would be a different story entirely. They would probably send me to a doctor.

>> No.11101320 [DELETED] 

What collection and what anime

>> No.11101396

>>11099096
your parents sound very cute and playful.

>> No.11101404

>>11101277
The best part is the next scene when Akane shakes her hips!

>> No.11101421

I'm 33 and they live over an hour away so probably not much.

My dad likes hentai so maybe he would be into it

>> No.11101426

>>11101396
I don't really know how playful any of that stuff is to be honest. They banned my sister from coming in my room, after all.

>> No.11101435

>>11101426
Well the way you worded it before they sounded like they were just teasing and didnt disown you.
But you neglected to mention that they dont trust you in actuality.

>> No.11101475

Parents are divorced, never really get to see my dad, but I get the feeling that he's massive piece of shit and might as well like cute anime girls too. I know that he went abroad while still being married to fuck some women, so I wouldn't really put anything too depraved past him. Only thing marginally related that I know for a fact though is that he likes horror video games, most of them being Japanese (Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Clocktower, etc).

Mom doesn't really give a shit one way or the other.

>> No.11101535
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They know I like Japanese stuff, just not the true extent, and probably suspect that I do get off to 2D even though I've never done anything that would suggest it. This one time, my big sister suddenly came into my room and started watching anime with me while an erotic joke scene was playing. She asked if it was hentai and I went really red and stuttered a lot trying to explain.

>> No.11101538

>>11101475
>Silent Hill
>Clocktower

Your dad is actually kindof awesome. I might have interacted with him on the Silent Hill forums back in the day.

>> No.11101571
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11101571

"Jesus christ anon, you will never attract a girlfriend with all this cartoon porn"

Jokes on her, 3DPD sickens me.

>> No.11101580

>>11101538
>Your dad is actually kindof awesome.
Das it mane?

>> No.11101585

>>11101571
Always cracks me up when people ask me if I haven't still find a girlfriend yet when they all know that i'm a shut-in and jobless.

>> No.11101593

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-GWFz-k7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCjPP7liZCA

/jp/, I can't watch these videos without laughing hysterically. I have no idea why, they're just hilarious to me. At least this isn't as bad as the time I couldn't stop laughing at the pictures of the cats on cat food.

Please respond.

>> No.11101594

>>11101585

I don't get it either. Even if I did have money I still wouldn't ever be interested in wasting it on some woman I barely know.

>> No.11101690
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>>11098488
My Dad had been into my PC and because I don't bother hiding my porn, like 'video porn' folder is in my main drive directory (my 2D girls are only slightly deeper, with more recent ones just in my pictures folder),
because why should I hide my porn on my PC, he found a bunch of it. He came in to my room really angry yelling at me, "that is some REALLY sick shit you've got on there" "I want you to wipe all of that stuff of" "that's not why you have a computer" "you're sister uses this computer! What if she saw that stuff?!" "I can't believe... if I ever see stuff like that again..." he reiterated how "fucking sick" it was. It was really embarrassing.
Of course I didn't delete it, 10,000's of pictures and an untold amount of time went into getting all that stuff. Now I just have to hide it.

>> No.11101711

>>11101594
I spent $120 on my gf last year and she still expects presents every new birthday, Christmas and on certain holidays?! I usually just steal food for her now.

>> No.11101729

>>11098723
Why did she have to go outside to look it up?

>> No.11101733

>>11101690
D-
Did you have loli hentai, too?

>> No.11101788

>>11101733
I had many a loli hentai~
It's really awful not knowing EXACTLY what he saw though.

Also my mum found some beast porn one time.

>> No.11101816

>>11101690
Ohhh... How fascinating. Please tell me more.

>> No.11101868
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>>11101690
What did he see? The only person who has seen my porn is my cousin, and I know because it's on the root folder of my D: drive, and that's where my anime used to be. But it's okay, because I saw his too on his laptop under recent places, "Misaki collection", that purple haired girl from Vanguard.

>> No.11101898

My parents know. My dad brought it up once several years ago. I claimed innocence and showed him how that shit can get on a computer. See, my parents and siblings all used limewire, and a few clicks later I had some dnd books downloaded, but the pdf would open up into touhou futa. He just shook his head and walked away.

I now have my own computer and an external hard drive. I download and transfer, encrypt the external and do a 99 sweep eraser on the original images on my computer.

>> No.11101926

>>11101816
Sarcasm? It's hard for me to tell on /jp/ whether people are being sarcastic or just being really sincere.

>>11101868
I don't know exactly because at that stage it was spread out a bit and I don't know how deep he looked... Nothing really crazy, to you guys anyway.
Plenty of loli stuff and loli doujins, general hentai of all kinds, basically every sub-genre you can think of (a friend of mind share our porn with each other), jelly/slime girls, some lewd 3D little girls...

Problem is I just download some stuff because it's weird and just to know I have it.

>> No.11101931

>>11101868
>Cardfight Vanguard
>A show with guy who gives beat up children ultra-rare cards
>And thinks fighting the abominable snowman for training is a good idea
Is he gay or something?

>> No.11101968

>>11101926
No sarcasm. Just curious. Lewd 3D little girls... Well, might it be that?

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>>11101968
It is nothing more than some lewd 3D little girls. Nothing more. Forget about it.

>> No.11103327

>>11101538
>Your dad is actually kindof awesome.
Thanks, so's yours.

>> No.11103807

wow, all the trolls and other retards piled into this board overnight

>> No.11104125
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>>11099440
>>11099461
>>11099463
>>11099479
>>11099640
Eh everyone, sorry that I was an idiot and got banned from 4chan for a day yesterday for 'referral sites' or some rubbish... anyways, I uploaded the song, so just follow the link that it is in the picture.

Okay guys, I've uploaded this now. Unfortunately, 'linking to referral sites is not allowed', so just use the shortened link you can see in the picture.

By the way, I'm probably so rubbish at this that it doesn't matter, but if you had requests of other songs or things to do that could amuse you, I'd be glad to try my best, ha ha!

Just so you know, there was originally a slide-show of beautiful, flat-chested, virgin Japanese shrine maidens to go along with the audio, but it's all a lot of shite anyways, so I figured this was enough for now.

>> No.11104141

>>11104125
Hey guys, I figured you might want the lyrics to the song, so here they are... ...maybe you can make a cover or remix or something with a better beat, ha ha!

http://pastebin.com/mXg23X6W

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>>11104125

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>>11104160
I'm glad to have the approval of a fellow proper British 'lad'.

>> No.11104214

They'd think I'm a pedophile, and they'd be right.

>> No.11104238

My mom assumes just because I like little girl cartoons I like real, little Japanese girls by association.

>> No.11104249

>>11104238
You don't?

>> No.11104254

>>11104238
What's wrong with liking real little Japanese girls?

>> No.11104267

>>11104249
>>11104254
I do, but it's not nice to just jump to conclusions like that.

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>>11104254
Nothing, but it's often assumed that you'd be prone to commit indecent acts against them. Of course, this is like saying that because your mother enjoys watching movies with a particular actor, she would want to stalk him and force him to have sex with her, which is utter nonsense. However, 'normal logic' isn't normally logical at all!

>> No.11104398

>>11098488
I'd be more concerned if they saw my flash collection.

http://swfchan.com/1/1745/?sispuri.swf
http://swfchan.com/7/31596/?Sispuri_%28partly_translated%29.swf

Though the above is baby tier compared to some things on /f/. I don't know how I'd explain this one. Fuck this fag >>11099440 >>11104125

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=156&n=awwwright.swf

>> No.11104410

>193 posts and 34 image replies omitted. Click here to view.
Why is this thread still up?

>> No.11104428

>>11104410
Why isn't your thread still up? Too shitty?

>> No.11104552

>>11104125
Why do you pronounce loli like a retard would?

>> No.11104582
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11104582

>>11104398
I'm not a fag. I very much appreciate the beauty of the pure, virgin, flat-chested shrine maidens of gensokyo that gently caress my scrotum with their little girl feet every night in my sleep. No fag would want this...

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11104597

>>11104552
I guess I'm probably retarded and have multiple personality disorders. Thank you for the constructive criticism. I'm assuming this is better?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tAh1eAu9Te

>> No.11104669
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11104669

You guys are so underage and self-deprecating. It's so weird.

>> No.11104740

>>11104669
Projecting at an all time high.

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>>11099380
My face when I'm 20 and still live with my mom.

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>>11104746

>tfw living with parents

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>>11099511

>> No.11104757

my parents are dead.

there is no one to shame anymore

>> No.11104762

>>11104757

Their spirits are always with you, please behave.

>> No.11104774

they are even there when you fap

>> No.11104814

The problem would be my collection of 2D and 3D dicks.

>> No.11104819

>>11104814
Why do you have 3d dicks man.

>> No.11104822

>>11104819
They go deeper.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.11104846

>>11101868
For a second, I thought you meant Misaki Mei, but then when you didn't, I was very disappointed in your cousin.

>> No.11104855

>>11104819
You don't?

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>>11101593
I'll respond if you'd like that. Here's a couple videos that make me laugh hysterically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0HFZ-rNW8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuF0zcbwGgI

>> No.11104984

>>11104846
It has to be Misaki Tokura, and I think she's pretty hot too, but her attitude sucks. I used to watch Vanguard because I thought the game was pretty interesting, and the JAM Project opening theme didn't hurt either. However, I eventually got a little bored of it since the characters didn't seem that gripping. Kamui Katsuragi, the best character in my opinion, wasn't that involved as the show went on. I don't know, though, if a decent sub group picks it up, I might watch it eventually. If I had to pick, though, I'd much rather get ecchi pics of Aichi Sendou's younger sister (I forgot her name) than Misaki...

>> No.11105046

>>11098488
in england your not allowed to own loli on your computer
;_;

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>>11105046
england sucks then

anyways a majority of child porn offenders in the US are white so if anything blame it on these subhumans.

pic related

>> No.11105079

>>11105055
didn't I just your nerd ass about this

>> No.11105108

>>11105055
>Male 99.4
>Female 0.6
What's up with this huge gap?

>> No.11105119

>>11105108

They are looking at actual, not preceived gender

>> No.11105126

>>11105108
much harder to sodomize people and poultry with a vagina than with a pen0r

or wait is this just talking about the porno

>> No.11105563

>>11105108
Obviously, the law always favours the wimmin. This is a well-known fact. The U. S. legal system is fawkin' jacked up.

>> No.11105571

>>11105108
A man can't be raped, say a lot of people.

>> No.11105580

Why is this picture so erotic?

>> No.11105613

>>11105580
It's the perfect mounting position.

>> No.11105649

I watch anime with my dad. He pokes fun at my hobby but he doesn't seem too bothered by it

>> No.11105676

>>11105649
This idiot thread was about the porn on people's computers, though. Not actually about the fandom or Otaku Culture at all except possibly by way of >implications

Basically this is from yesterday and last night's /b/tardation. There was also another huge-long-ass thread about cartoon kiddy porn and the old /l/ board that 4chan used to have on it. Basically this thing is just here for stupid wankers who have nothing else to do to get on the case of what they perceive the /jp/ userbase to all be like.

>> No.11105677

>>11105676
Why are you replying to Tokiko?

>> No.11105683

>>11105649
also why are you posting as Perma-banned Tripfag no. 237? Don't do that, they really will assume you're the same guy, and remove all your posts.

>> No.11105685

>>11105676
You're completely wrong though.

>> No.11105714

>>11098723
In a sociology class I took it said that exact thing....

>> No.11105727

I only have a cp collection I keep in one 64GB USB flash drive

>> No.11105747

>>11105727
It is Warosu approved?

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>>11105649
Dude, don't listen to these muthaphukkers... you have the full right to put whatever you want in the 'name' box and I'll still reply to you.

By the way, I wish they'd bring back /l/ too... ...oh well. In any case, /jp/ should try to make some sort of VN together where you get to 'train' lolis or something, and then raise them at a shrine with youth-preserving magic, and build a loli harem over time as a service to your community. I think it could be a lot of fun.

...just a thought...

>> No.11105937

>>11105727
Okay Thad.

>> No.11105939
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11105939

Mine are completely aware of my affinity for 2D and understand the term "moe."

I also don't save doujins on my PC so there wouldn't be much more to explain anyway.

>>11098542
This, too.

>> No.11105964

>>11105683
Wait, they permabanned him? Last I saw of him, he dumped a bunch of Tokiko pictures.

On topic, I think my dad found a futa ERP I had. He mentioned something weird about my computer which led me to think he read what I had open on the computer at the time. Good thing he found nothing else. My parents freaked when I bought Touhou fumos to the point of indirectly accusing me of homosexuality. I guess I'm not allowed to like cute things. My mom dislikes anime and finds it annoying but my dad sat down with me to watch Hell Girl one day. He's much more accepting but I don't know what he'd think of the things I have buried in my drive.

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>>11105937
I'm glad that he's able to access /jp/ from the pen... I was worried that he'd be given a rough time there. Anyways, I really feel for this poor guy, 'cuz he never really actually committed a CRIME, did he?

>>11105939

I have this same image, and I'm about to cum!

You're still a faggot for using a trip though.

>> No.11105985

>>11105977
He's not in prison. He's on parol, but isn't allowed to have internet. He was threating to kill himself if they didn't give him internets back, but that was months ago.

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>>11105985
Is this stuff in the news? All I had seen was this:

http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/post/14221449410/it-was-our-first-time

To be honest, even though I respect him for being a 2D-devoted paedophile, he seemed really annoying when he made all these random videos on YouTube bitching about random things. I gotta' give props to mah nigga, though--I hope that he's doing all right...

>> No.11106006

>>11106001
His court papers are online somewhere.

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11106013

>>11106006
They're a blast

>> No.11106017

>>11106001
>2D-devoted paedophile

He got busted for CP. Not very devoted.

>> No.11106023

>>11106017
He also talked on his tumblr about having sex with 15 year olds.

>> No.11106507

australians/canada pls go

>> No.11107066

>>11106017
>>11106023
Eh, he just seems like another bitch-azz nigga, but I guess in a way we're all a bit like him... I mean, who HASN'T had a little cheeze pizza on the ol' hard drive at least once in their life?

>> No.11107722

>>11107066
sup mr fbi, how are you?

Anyway, when will the pedophobia end? I'm cheesed off that there's all this faggot supporting which doesn't produce anything worthwhile for soceity. If we could legalize lolicon, then we'd truly be progressive.

>> No.11107727

There's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

>> No.11107735

>>11104819
I read that as "Why do you have 3 dicks man" and laughed.

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>>11107735

>> No.11107792

>>11107722
Why would you want to be progressive?

>> No.11107797

>>11107792
i'm feigning progressiveness to get those sjw retards to make lolicon'n'shit legal for my own ends.

>> No.11107821

>>11105939
Stop posting my images from my posts.
Unpure non-virgin widower like yourself have no right to.

>> No.11107822

>>11099176
lel, I have a tiling WM on my arch box setup so that it has literally no menus. All that displays with nothing open is the wallpaper.
based SpectrWM

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11107825

My parents are dead and I inherited their royalties. so all I can look at is a bunch of figs and finishing a lot of eroge.

>> No.11107827

>>11099294
I use the cover of an album I like

>> No.11107833

They'd shut the fuck up than talk shit about me behind my back like always.

>> No.11107849

>>11105985
>>11105985
>He's on parol, but isn't allowed to have internet. He was threating to kill himself if they didn't give him internets back

Source for this? I genuinely want to know where do you know this from.

>> No.11108288

>>11105055
I have always known white people were fucked up genetically

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11108382

do you really care what my parents think of my anime drawings folder? please respond. why am I even posting this?

>> No.11108462

>>11108382
I think so!

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