/jp/ what would your parents say if they saw your collection of 2d girls, and all that anime with cute girls in it?

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Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:33:06 2013 No.11098488 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ what would your parents say if they saw your collection of 2d girls, and all that anime with cute girls in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:34:36 2013 No.11098492 no comment

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:34:51 2013 No.11098495 >>11098488 >"Sieg heil, dude!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:37:21 2013 No.11098514 File: 17 KB, 552x462, 1353091590822.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11098488 >88

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:37:51 2013 No.11098517 My room has plenty of that stuff in view and my mom doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:38:07 2013 No.11098526 >>11098517 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:38:21 2013 No.11098521 I'd be more worried if they saw my CD collection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:41:21 2013 No.11098534 I'm going to put it in!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:43:22 2013 No.11098542 File: 1.83 MB, 1145x857, onegaikaasan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "at least you are not a subhuman queer"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:44:07 2013 No.11098545 >>11098488 They'd banish me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:46:06 2013 No.11098553 She'd phone the police.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:48:21 2013 No.11098558 " At least you like girls. "

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:48:36 2013 No.11098560 MY DAD WOULD SAY "GIMMIE SOME". MY MOM WOULD SAY "blaaaaaaarg 'feminism' a-wargarble! Evil men with their rape and evil sex. Men need to be destroyed."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 15:54:07 2013 No.11098582 Jean skirt just beg to be looked up.

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:05:07 2013 No.11098624

My parents would be happy that I'm not a sinning queer boy. They would probably try to set me up with a daughter of one of their church friends though.

I don't want to ever bring up that subject to them because I'm scared about the consequences. I don't want to have an arranged marriage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:06:22 2013 No.11098625 They wouldn't care

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:20:07 2013 No.11098698

I have no clue. Same as porn, really, it's not something most university-age young adults would share with their folks.

Neither of them have ever been into porn or even in-person kink, though, and yeah I am pretty certain of that. They were both raised as churchies (though they both got disgusted and left. I was raised an atheist, which is why all this 4chan/suckeddit angry activist atheism hits me as so very very goofy.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:22:52 2013 No.11098713 /a/-tier thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:23:52 2013 No.11098717 >>11098713 You're an /a/-tier thread!

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:24:07 2013 No.11098726

My step-dad actually went through my computer once when I wasn't home. In addition to my lolicon collection I'm fairly certain he probably came across my trap collection as well. Him and my mom were never very direct on the subject but I was told to "delete my hard drive because the government can see what pictures we save and will investigate us if they find anything suspicious." I now never leave my computer unlocked even if I go to take a short piss break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:24:52 2013 No.11098723 My mom looked up what anime is once and she came home and was like "i read that anime is full of sexualized submissive women and its porn".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:26:08 2013 No.11098738 >>11098726 Why didn't you just encrypt your porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:28:22 2013 No.11098743 >>11098738 I encrypt illegal porn only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:29:22 2013 No.11098750 >>11098738 I was 14. Probably didn't even know what that meant at the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 16:29:37 2013 No.11098751 >>11098743 Wouldn't it be easier to encrypt all of it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:04:37 2013 No.11098853 File: 255 KB, 960x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My dad saw my mouse pad one time. He had no reaction at all. I'm not sure he has any idea what it's supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:06:22 2013 No.11098862 crossboarder containment thread

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:11:37 2013 No.11098875

I have a sneaking suspicion that my father found some of my loli.

He hasn't brought it up directly but he has told me not to do anything online that will get me arrested.

Nowadays I try and avoid sexualizing little girls. Somedays are better than others...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:12:22 2013 No.11098878 my dad goes to SNSD concerts, he can't say shit about my taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:16:52 2013 No.11098887 >>11098488 I would be more worried about them seeing my s4s collection - and these quads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:53:37 2013 No.11099026 File: 173 KB, 910x1024, 13680856810837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My parents already know. I'm more worried about what my girlfriend thinks, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:54:37 2013 No.11099030 >>11099026 Is Akarin your girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:56:07 2013 No.11099039 My mom has never said anything about it. She looks at my figures sometimes when I get new ones. My dad once jokingly asked me which one of my dakimakuras was my favorite. That's the only time any of it ever came up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:56:22 2013 No.11099037 >>11099030 She's my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:57:07 2013 No.11099041 >>11099030 B-but Akari+Chinatsu is OTP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:57:07 2013 No.11099045 >>11099039 Which one is your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:57:07 2013 No.11099046 >>11099026 That's why I date my mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 17:59:08 2013 No.11099049 File: 40 KB, 400x569, 62dcf330b156eacced4401ffdea319d777c3bb79.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099045 This one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:03:52 2013 No.11099066 >>11098542 >>11098558 Only in murrika would your parents much rather have you be a pedophile as opposed to a fag >>11098853 It's a cute girl with a gun. A winning combination

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:05:07 2013 No.11099077 >>11099066 I wasn't aware cartoons are now the defining characteristic of pedophiles now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:05:07 2013 No.11099078 That feel when you watched Azumanga Daioh with your mom when you were a little girl.

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:05:53 2013 No.11099074

>>11099039

>My dad once jokingly asked me which one of my dakimakuras was my favorite. That's the only time any of it ever came up.

He probably cries himself to sleep at night, blaming himself for fucking up as a parent and raising such a sissy loser

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:06:22 2013 No.11099080 >>11099074 Somebody raised by a man who cries himself to sleep was bound to be a pussy of some kind or another.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:07:52 2013 No.11099083 File: 461 KB, 480x270, 1370132762036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099030 No, I have a 3D girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:09:07 2013 No.11099088 >>11099074 Considering he was an alcoholic for most of my childhood and was mostly absent in my life, I don't think he has much room to complain. He has since found Jesus, he probably thinks I'm going to hell now. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:09:37 2013 No.11099091 >>11099077 Blame your own immature brain for your ignorance http://www.newsarama.com/1249-cbldf-serves-as-consultant-in-protect-act-manga-case.html

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:10:38 2013 No.11099096

I think they only know about my pedophilia and I think they don't have a problem with it. About a month ago, a few weeks after I was teased by them saying my 12 year old cousin was my girlfriend, I was asked if I wanted to attend an elementary school talent show because 'there would be lots of cute girl dancers there'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:11:37 2013 No.11099103 >>11099091 Aw, does baby need his bottle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:11:52 2013 No.11099106 >>11099080 dude you just schooled his retarded ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:12:22 2013 No.11099107 >>11099103 Only is you put me in a diaper too...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:12:37 2013 No.11099110 >>11099096 My mom does the same thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:12:52 2013 No.11099112 >>11099103 How old are you? What does that even mean? Are you fucking retarded? http://comicsalliance.com/man-sentenced-to-6-months-in-prison-for-buying-lolicon-manga/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:12:52 2013 No.11099113 >>11099096 Why are you on 4chan if you are an elementary schooler? This board is for people 18 and over. Please fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:13:22 2013 No.11099116 >>11099112 It sounded like what an elementary schooler would say. Underage shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:15:37 2013 No.11099124 >>11099116 So you're an elementary schooler? Or you just act like one because you're mentally handicapped? >Underage shit Irony!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:17:08 2013 No.11099140 >>11099113 I'm 23 but I have a lot of relatives who are in elementary school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:17:53 2013 No.11099138 My mom once found a stray folder of a collection of forced toothbrushing pictures. I just went and indirectly blamed it on my brother. He probably hates me. She knows I watch cartoons and shit but not that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:21:37 2013 No.11099168 >>11099113 How the hell did you get that out of his post? Learn some reading comprehension you fucking retard. >This board is for people 18 and over. Please fuck off. Take your own advise and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:22:52 2013 No.11099171 Wow guys can we try being nicer?? Geez...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:23:37 2013 No.11099175 File: 101 KB, 810x810, 1368322651207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099171 f*ck you

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:23:52 2013 No.11099176
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It will never happen OP.

They wouldn't even know how to look for files on my comp. They can barely do it on windows, and I'm running Gentoo with now visible menus.

Not to mention whenever I leave for a prolonged time I drop it into TTY2 log in screen and they wouldn't know to press ctrl+alt+F7 to get back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:26:37 2013 No.11099187 >>11099171 /jp/ is bully

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:27:52 2013 No.11099196 I don't live with my parents. They wouldn't care anyway though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:28:07 2013 No.11099206 >>11099200 gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:28:37 2013 No.11099200 I usually use fellatio close-ups for my wallpapers so I'm pretty sure they know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:28:52 2013 No.11099205 >>11099196 Such a lucky man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:29:07 2013 No.11099214 >>11099200 I don't know what that word means, but it sounds lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:29:52 2013 No.11099212 >>11098726 >trap collection Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:31:52 2013 No.11099224 >>11099214 It's blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:33:08 2013 No.11099230 >>11099046 >That's why I date my mom. >MomPutsAssInMyFaceWhileI'mPlayingVideogames_AndThenSuddenly_Incest.jpeg.avi.png.bat

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jun 26 18:33:23 2013 No.11099231

Like 12 years ago they found my hentai folder. I barely had like 60 pictures at that time. A few months later my dad found a CD with more porn. Thankfully it was regular hentai.

They didn't take it bad, but they told me to delete it.
They know I'm a perverted fuck, but hey, who isn't one nowadays.

But they're fucked now, because >I never leave my computer unlocked even if I go to take a short piss break
And TrueCrypt is a great ally.

I would kill myself if they found out about the stuff I have in my HDD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:33:53 2013 No.11099234 My dad said "YOU CALL THAT PORN? THAT AIN'T PORN. -THIS- IS PORN..." and the Lovecraftian nightmare he proceeded to show me still haunts me to this day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:33:53 2013 No.11099237 File: 185 KB, 1000x1050, Anzu being sexy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099138 What the jiggity jack is forced toothbrushing? Is it the type of thing that might turn me on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:34:37 2013 No.11099243 >>11099237 I really want to fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:37:23 2013 No.11099259 File: 180 KB, 800x800, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099237 Stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:37:23 2013 No.11099260 File: 198 KB, 850x1057, 509267-Z0QM8OI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099237 Would you an Anzu? >>11099243 See picture

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:37:38 2013 No.11099261
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This is my cell phone background and the other day mom picked up my phone for some reason and saw it. She gave me a dirty look and told me that she was very disappointed in me because she said I'm a pervert.

Now I feel awkward being in the same room as my mom because it feels like she's just disgusted to see me. I don't know how I can make her think highly of me again, do I have to go out and get a girlfriend or something to prove that I'm not a huge pervert?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:37:38 2013 No.11099262 >>11098488 "Thank god, you're not gay"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:38:52 2013 No.11099269 File: 62 KB, 500x869, 3c169c31be69ba04dbd747ac9b572243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099243

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:39:07 2013 No.11099276 >>11099214 /jp/ is so cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:39:52 2013 No.11099274 >>11099212 It's for people who like flat-chested girls and realistically-sized penises. Or people who have a cross-dressing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:40:52 2013 No.11099281 >>11099260 >>11099269 I would, very hard.

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:41:08 2013 No.11099283

It's odd with my mom, I opened up a little but about cute 2D girls about half a year ago and she took it in stride but I could tell that she had a hard time adjusting to the idea that her son could be attracted to a drawing. From time to time, though, she sends me pictures of cute 2D girls from a pin board thing that she browses so I know she tries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:42:23 2013 No.11099288 >>11099261 Well why the fuck would you set that as your phone background? I feel weird enough when someone sees a picture of my cat as mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:43:22 2013 No.11099294 >>11099288 What are you supposed to set as your phone background then? What is a normalfag background?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:43:52 2013 No.11099295 >>11099288 People laugh when they see my cat as my cell phone background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:44:22 2013 No.11099303 >>11099283 > half a year ago geez dude, my mom found my hentai stash when I was 13

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:44:37 2013 No.11099304 >>11099294 Your girlfriend, your car, your motorcycle, barring all those, take a picture of one of your hats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:45:22 2013 No.11099307 >>11099294 Just the standard background or family, nature, friends etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:45:23 2013 No.11099309 >>11099303 I'm pretty secretive, and I've always had my own personal computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:46:22 2013 No.11099313 File: 37 KB, 488x286, 1366892489004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why would you losers ever let someone else use your computer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:46:53 2013 No.11099317 >>11099288 I like looking at cute girls whenever I press the unlock button on my phone. It can't be helped. I guess I paid the price.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:47:52 2013 No.11099320 >Actually get my own mom to try watching Psycho-pass. >She has better tastes than me and prefers Ghost in the Shell season 1 and 2. >I'm blown away Fuck you, mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:48:22 2013 No.11099321 File: 137 KB, 432x435, 1242285396131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm more concerned about them seeing my collection of futa and shota porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:49:08 2013 No.11099333 >>11099313 I have a friend that doesn't have internet. He'll come over unannounced to check his email or whatever. I encrypt everything and don't save any history. He'll never know that I've been a weeb longer than I've known him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:49:37 2013 No.11099327 File: 166 KB, 640x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099317 Just keep your cute girls on the home page, if you're that worried about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:50:38 2013 No.11099336 >>11099327 >Life Counter oh wow fucking nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:50:38 2013 No.11099337 >>11099333 >friend lmao

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:52:08 2013 No.11099347

Eh, my mom likes cute guys doing cute things and cute girls making adorable faces kinda shit.
If theres ever a scene in an anime series that I think is fucking adorable or hilarious, I'll call her into the room and ask her to watch it.
She actually enjoys anime more than I thought. Which kinda had me confused at first, seeing how she's a 70's generation person with 80's generation taste in entertainment.
I'm pretty sure my mom has 2D porn though.
My mom's the kinda person who'll sit at the edge of her bed smoking cigarettes with no top on, flipping through channels, throwing down shots of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:53:08 2013 No.11099352 >>11099336 Please no bully, I have a right to my hobbies too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:54:23 2013 No.11099353 Sure is underage in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:57:53 2013 No.11099369 >>11099347 Can I please date your mom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 18:59:53 2013 No.11099380 >>11099353 yeah, no one above the age of 18 on /jp/ lives with their parents, crossboarder-kun

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:02:38 2013 No.11099392 >>11099369 It would depend on how old you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:03:38 2013 No.11099398 >>11099380 Being worried about your parents seeing your collection of 2D shit on your computer is the very definition of underage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:04:08 2013 No.11099406 >>11099398 you don't care about what your parents think of you, you're so cool and old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:09:38 2013 No.11099426 >>11098713 >>11098717 and YOUR MOM'S an /a/-tier thread!

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:11:38 2013 No.11099440
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I was actually discovered. My brother and father once searched through a folder on my computer that had images of scantily-clad girls (among other junk images from 4chan, etc.), and it virtually ruined my relationship with them. I couldn't believe they were so judgmental. I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden, and they didn't take that too well, either, even when I told them that I had made it to make fun of someone else in a forum. I didn't really know what to say, other than "I like flat-chested 2-dimensional girls; it's just the way I am!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:13:24 2013 No.11099451 She gets fucked, right? I don't watch this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:13:53 2013 No.11099456 >>11099406 It sure beats being underaged and retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:14:08 2013 No.11099470 >>11098726 >not using a password protected account >using parent's computer >2013 step up senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:14:23 2013 No.11099461 >>11099440 EPIC post bro 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:14:38 2013 No.11099463 >>11099440 >I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden Can I hear it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:14:53 2013 No.11099466 >>11099112 >http://comicsalliance.com/man-sentenced-to-6-months-in-prison-for-buying-lolicon-manga/ guys is this really a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:15:23 2013 No.11099471 >>11099456 >>11099461 no bully please

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:15:38 2013 No.11099472
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>>11099440
>I had also written and recorded a song with some explicit lyrics about how I wanted to make a 'loli harem' and sleep with a flat-chested shrine maiden
WANTED: my sides
last seen entering earth's orbit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:16:23 2013 No.11099478 >>11099398 when that collection is mostly lolis you should worry when other people see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:16:38 2013 No.11099479 >>11099463 It used to be uploaded to youtube, but my account got removed due to copyright violation or violation of community guidelines or something. I fricking hate Google products anyways, so I quit caring. I'm trying to upload it to hotfile now...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:16:54 2013 No.11099484 >>11099472 le epic sides xD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:18:24 2013 No.11099492 My dad's porn history is weirder than mine.

>>	Reply Notironman Wed Jun 26 19:22:24 2013 No.11099509 They probably would'nt i dont live with my parents. But if they were to find it they'd probably call me a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:22:53 2013 No.11099511 File: 414 KB, 753x713, 1338848946741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My computer is in Japanese they would never be able to find the good stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:25:23 2013 No.11099522 My father actually looks at hentai more than I do and he knows I have some as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:28:09 2013 No.11099537 >>11099461 >>11099463 >>11099472 It's alright; if it will help you guys enjoy yourselves, I don't mind any bullying, so go ahead. I'm a bit of a masochist anyways; I can see the funny side of things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:29:39 2013 No.11099542 >>11099537 No one was bullying it was as funny story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:29:54 2013 No.11099546 >>11099492 Tell us about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:30:23 2013 No.11099548 I'm relatively fine, I only like women with large breasts. The milf stuff might be awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:31:23 2013 No.11099552 >>11099484 your butt = blasted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:31:38 2013 No.11099554 What if they take your dick away and stomp on it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:32:23 2013 No.11099560 >>11099554 I wouldn't mind I'm not using it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:32:53 2013 No.11099561 >>11099546 My parents asked me to fix their computer once and my dad had a bunch of horse stuff downloaded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:33:53 2013 No.11099571 >>11099554 I'd be happy to lose my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:34:39 2013 No.11099580 >>11099561 bwaahahaha horsefucker your dads a horsefucker gues that makes you a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:35:08 2013 No.11099584 File: 15 KB, 238x279, 1370915492143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099561

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:39:08 2013 No.11099603 >>11099561 Someone on /jp/ spammed horse vulvas once and they actually look pretty sexy. Way neater than a human vulva.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:41:38 2013 No.11099616 >>11099603 It was human women on horse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:41:53 2013 No.11099618 File: 58 KB, 640x480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have any porn really, just stuff like this. My dad would probably assume this is what years of DBZ did as a kid. My mother would probably think nothing of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:42:09 2013 No.11099623 >>11099603 or at least cleaner than your mom's hairy roastbeef frozen entree

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:44:24 2013 No.11099627 >>11099623 FUCCCCCCCCKINGGGGGG BURNED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:44:24 2013 No.11099630 My parents would ask about it in an open-minded and curious way, and it would make me feel awkward to the point where I'd never be able to masturbate to cartoon girls ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:46:23 2013 No.11099640 >>11099479 Waiting.

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Hello. Sorry to bother you, but I would like you to know that here on /jp/, it is unacceptable to post a reply to a thread, without inputting the word "sage" into the email field. Using this method of posting, you will not bump a thread up to the first page, it is considered respectful to the thread maker, as well as the thread maker of other threads, and all posters on the board. Please remember to be respectful here on /jp/, as this is the Otaku culture board, and as an otaku-otaku, I must look out for the well being of everyone here. Thank you for your time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:48:08 2013 No.11099655 File: 33 KB, 346x347, laughing-touhos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099647 Get a load of this tryhard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:48:53 2013 No.11099654 File: 67 KB, 262x217, 1359506960561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They would ask for sauce, I guess

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:49:23 2013 No.11099658

>>11099616
Hey, you might be interested. There was this one vid called "mister hands" or somthing once, on the internet, where this one pair of gay guys bent their buddy over in front of an erect horse cock, and he took it up the butt. You could audibly hear this thing's member ripping through this dude's guts. Then they commented that the horse had come and reportedly took their freshly horsefucked buttbuddy to the hospital where he died. Of horsecock.

Nice, right? whee
I didn't see this vid when it was going around but it sounds like it was absolutely brilliant, you know? Like Evangelion 4.0 You Can (Not) Take A Fully Erect Horse's Dick Up The Butt Comfortably

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:50:08 2013 No.11099675 >>11099647 >>11099658 same faglet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:50:24 2013 No.11099669 >>11099658 Fucking gay people need to be exterminated.

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:57:23 2013 No.11099700

>>11099603
There's a site called gaybeast.com that has videos of men having sex with female horses and other female animals. They do look like they feel really good. The only downside of the site is that with a free account you're limited to 15 videos a day and the only way to make multiple accounts is to have a different MAC and IP at the time of each new account.

Surprisingly there seems to be a lack of men cumming inside of the animals, which to me seems like it would be one of the big appeals. Maybe it feels too good or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 19:58:53 2013 No.11099707 >>11099700 http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199 Here is the video. What a poor faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:00:08 2013 No.11099715 >>11099707 I know about Mr. Hands. I was explaining a site with videos of men having sex with female animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:05:08 2013 No.11099745 File: 84 KB, 962x785, f844533d1c651d3804cf67207ed75396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:06:09 2013 No.11099748 How did this thread go from 2d girls to men being fucked by horses and men fucking horses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:08:38 2013 No.11099765 >>11099748 /mlp/ invaded this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:09:53 2013 No.11099770 >>11099748 Horse vaginas are just too inviting. I'd post a nice picture of one but I don't want to be banned.

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:09:53 2013 No.11099771

My mom has seen my dakimakura and my figures. But they're not lewd, and she actually thinks they look nice. She actually likes seeing any new figures I buy. She's never seen my anime or my folder full of pictures though. They're not lewd either, but it's still worse than my daki and figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:12:09 2013 No.11099786 >>11099771 >daki Nobody actually buys these outside of southeast asia, Finland, Germany and/or peter-paynesville, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:13:23 2013 No.11099789 >>11099770 Link it. You're allowed to link NSFW content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:17:23 2013 No.11099806 >>11098488 they dont know, they will never know, no one must know my secret

Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:28:08 2013 No.11099846
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My father would beat the shit out of me or never talk to me again, my mother would be pretty hurt too, and even if accepting, she would never forgive the lewder interests.

I still have dreams of becoming ripped as fuck and then going all "Mom, dad, meet Tohsaka Rin, she's my wife now and forever, also i masturbate to drawings of little girls kthxbye" before riding off into the sunset with a biker gang of fellow /jp/edos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:33:53 2013 No.11099863 >>11099789 Really you can just Google 'horse vagina' and lots of pictures come up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 26 20:46:24 2013 No.11099910 I would be more worried about my cheese pizza collection

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 02:16:16 2013 No.11101260

My parents know about it and don't really care. I think my dad thinks it's a bit childish and my mom has said anime voices sound annoying, but she thinks my figures and cosplays are cute and neither of them have really said anything against it. My mom actually saw a manga for sale at the library and bought it for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 02:20:16 2013 No.11101277 File: 487 KB, 500x370, 1368294355390.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11098488 Nothing, I remember when me and my old pops step father used to watch the panties of my figures and certain doujins together. That is when I used to live home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 02:22:31 2013 No.11101286 >>11099846 Why don't you just ride away? You don't have to be ripped for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 02:27:02 2013 No.11101300 My parents are mostly indifferent. I think at worst they think its weird, but at least they aren't against it. If they saw my ero, this would be a different story entirely. They would probably send me to a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 02:38:47 2013 No.11101320 What collection and what anime

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:15:49 2013 No.11101396 >>11099096 your parents sound very cute and playful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:19:03 2013 No.11101404 >>11101277 The best part is the next scene when Akane shakes her hips!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:25:48 2013 No.11101421 I'm 33 and they live over an hour away so probably not much. My dad likes hentai so maybe he would be into it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:27:18 2013 No.11101426 >>11101396 I don't really know how playful any of that stuff is to be honest. They banned my sister from coming in my room, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:30:03 2013 No.11101435 >>11101426 Well the way you worded it before they sounded like they were just teasing and didnt disown you. But you neglected to mention that they dont trust you in actuality.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:41:33 2013 No.11101475

Parents are divorced, never really get to see my dad, but I get the feeling that he's massive piece of shit and might as well like cute anime girls too. I know that he went abroad while still being married to fuck some women, so I wouldn't really put anything too depraved past him. Only thing marginally related that I know for a fact though is that he likes horror video games, most of them being Japanese (Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Clocktower, etc).

Mom doesn't really give a shit one way or the other.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:56:02 2013 No.11101535
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They know I like Japanese stuff, just not the true extent, and probably suspect that I do get off to 2D even though I've never done anything that would suggest it. This one time, my big sister suddenly came into my room and started watching anime with me while an erotic joke scene was playing. She asked if it was hentai and I went really red and stuttered a lot trying to explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 03:57:49 2013 No.11101538 >>11101475 >Silent Hill >Clocktower Your dad is actually kindof awesome. I might have interacted with him on the Silent Hill forums back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:11:34 2013 No.11101571 File: 254 KB, 1413x2048, shiina_swimming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Jesus christ anon, you will never attract a girlfriend with all this cartoon porn" Jokes on her, 3DPD sickens me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:14:33 2013 No.11101580 >>11101538 >Your dad is actually kindof awesome. Das it mane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:16:18 2013 No.11101585 >>11101571 Always cracks me up when people ask me if I haven't still find a girlfriend yet when they all know that i'm a shut-in and jobless.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:19:33 2013 No.11101593

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-GWFz-k7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCjPP7liZCA

/jp/, I can't watch these videos without laughing hysterically. I have no idea why, they're just hilarious to me. At least this isn't as bad as the time I couldn't stop laughing at the pictures of the cats on cat food.

Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:19:33 2013 No.11101594 >>11101585 I don't get it either. Even if I did have money I still wouldn't ever be interested in wasting it on some woman I barely know.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:42:57 2013 No.11101690
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>>11098488
My Dad had been into my PC and because I don't bother hiding my porn, like 'video porn' folder is in my main drive directory (my 2D girls are only slightly deeper, with more recent ones just in my pictures folder),
because why should I hide my porn on my PC, he found a bunch of it. He came in to my room really angry yelling at me, "that is some REALLY sick shit you've got on there" "I want you to wipe all of that stuff of" "that's not why you have a computer" "you're sister uses this computer! What if she saw that stuff?!" "I can't believe... if I ever see stuff like that again..." he reiterated how "fucking sick" it was. It was really embarrassing.
Of course I didn't delete it, 10,000's of pictures and an untold amount of time went into getting all that stuff. Now I just have to hide it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:47:19 2013 No.11101711 >>11101594 I spent $120 on my gf last year and she still expects presents every new birthday, Christmas and on certain holidays?! I usually just steal food for her now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:51:34 2013 No.11101729 >>11098723 Why did she have to go outside to look it up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:52:18 2013 No.11101733 >>11101690 D- Did you have loli hentai, too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:57:04 2013 No.11101788 >>11101733 I had many a loli hentai~ It's really awful not knowing EXACTLY what he saw though. Also my mum found some beast porn one time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 04:59:33 2013 No.11101816 >>11101690 Ohhh... How fascinating. Please tell me more.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:04:19 2013 No.11101868
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>>11101690
What did he see? The only person who has seen my porn is my cousin, and I know because it's on the root folder of my D: drive, and that's where my anime used to be. But it's okay, because I saw his too on his laptop under recent places, "Misaki collection", that purple haired girl from Vanguard.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:07:19 2013 No.11101898

My parents know. My dad brought it up once several years ago. I claimed innocence and showed him how that shit can get on a computer. See, my parents and siblings all used limewire, and a few clicks later I had some dnd books downloaded, but the pdf would open up into touhou futa. He just shook his head and walked away.

I now have my own computer and an external hard drive. I download and transfer, encrypt the external and do a 99 sweep eraser on the original images on my computer.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:09:34 2013 No.11101926

>>11101816
Sarcasm? It's hard for me to tell on /jp/ whether people are being sarcastic or just being really sincere.

>>11101868
I don't know exactly because at that stage it was spread out a bit and I don't know how deep he looked... Nothing really crazy, to you guys anyway.
Plenty of loli stuff and loli doujins, general hentai of all kinds, basically every sub-genre you can think of (a friend of mind share our porn with each other), jelly/slime girls, some lewd 3D little girls...

Problem is I just download some stuff because it's weird and just to know I have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:09:48 2013 No.11101931 >>11101868 >Cardfight Vanguard >A show with guy who gives beat up children ultra-rare cards >And thinks fighting the abominable snowman for training is a good idea Is he gay or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:13:19 2013 No.11101968 >>11101926 No sarcasm. Just curious. Lewd 3D little girls... Well, might it be that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 05:17:04 2013 No.11102012 File: 253 KB, 550x700, 1372151462992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11101968 It is nothing more than some lewd 3D little girls. Nothing more. Forget about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 14:08:56 2013 No.11103327 >>11101538 >Your dad is actually kindof awesome. Thanks, so's yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 16:14:23 2013 No.11103807 wow, all the trolls and other retards piled into this board overnight

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:07:11 2013 No.11104125
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>>11099440
>>11099461
>>11099463
>>11099479
>>11099640
Eh everyone, sorry that I was an idiot and got banned from 4chan for a day yesterday for 'referral sites' or some rubbish... anyways, I uploaded the song, so just follow the link that it is in the picture.

Okay guys, I've uploaded this now. Unfortunately, 'linking to referral sites is not allowed', so just use the shortened link you can see in the picture.

By the way, I'm probably so rubbish at this that it doesn't matter, but if you had requests of other songs or things to do that could amuse you, I'd be glad to try my best, ha ha!

Just so you know, there was originally a slide-show of beautiful, flat-chested, virgin Japanese shrine maidens to go along with the audio, but it's all a lot of shite anyways, so I figured this was enough for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:15:41 2013 No.11104141 >>11104125 Hey guys, I figured you might want the lyrics to the song, so here they are... ...maybe you can make a cover or remix or something with a better beat, ha ha! http://pastebin.com/mXg23X6W

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:21:26 2013 No.11104160 File: 14 KB, 479x356, 1017480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104125

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:30:12 2013 No.11104192 File: 126 KB, 480x227, Scouser.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104160 I'm glad to have the approval of a fellow proper British 'lad'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:37:41 2013 No.11104214 They'd think I'm a pedophile, and they'd be right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:42:41 2013 No.11104238 My mom assumes just because I like little girl cartoons I like real, little Japanese girls by association.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:44:41 2013 No.11104249 >>11104238 You don't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:45:12 2013 No.11104254 >>11104238 What's wrong with liking real little Japanese girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:47:56 2013 No.11104267 >>11104249 >>11104254 I do, but it's not nice to just jump to conclusions like that.

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 18:47:56 2013 No.11104268
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>>11104254
Nothing, but it's often assumed that you'd be prone to commit indecent acts against them. Of course, this is like saying that because your mother enjoys watching movies with a particular actor, she would want to stalk him and force him to have sex with her, which is utter nonsense. However, 'normal logic' isn't normally logical at all!

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:16:42 2013 No.11104398

>>11098488
I'd be more concerned if they saw my flash collection.

http://swfchan.com/1/1745/?sispuri.swf
http://swfchan.com/7/31596/?Sispuri_%28partly_translated%29.swf

Though the above is baby tier compared to some things on /f/. I don't know how I'd explain this one. Fuck this fag >>11099440 >>11104125

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=156&n=awwwright.swf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:19:27 2013 No.11104410 >193 posts and 34 image replies omitted. Click here to view. Why is this thread still up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:22:42 2013 No.11104428 >>11104410 Why isn't your thread still up? Too shitty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:47:27 2013 No.11104552 >>11104125 Why do you pronounce loli like a retard would?

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:52:27 2013 No.11104582
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>>11104398
I'm not a fag. I very much appreciate the beauty of the pure, virgin, flat-chested shrine maidens of gensokyo that gently caress my scrotum with their little girl feet every night in my sleep. No fag would want this...

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 19:55:42 2013 No.11104597
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>>11104552
I guess I'm probably retarded and have multiple personality disorders. Thank you for the constructive criticism. I'm assuming this is better?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tAh1eAu9Te

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:10:54 2013 No.11104669 File: 177 KB, 716x896, 72f5ade8788b4556b11a2bd7e2be132e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys are so underage and self-deprecating. It's so weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:30:24 2013 No.11104740 >>11104669 Projecting at an all time high.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:32:42 2013 No.11104746 File: 68 KB, 317x470, 1344305531379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099380 My face when I'm 20 and still live with my mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:35:28 2013 No.11104755 File: 182 KB, 190x190, 1367069506141.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104746 >tfw living with parents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:35:58 2013 No.11104756 File: 15 KB, 512x512, weeaboo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11099511

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:36:43 2013 No.11104757 my parents are dead. there is no one to shame anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:37:42 2013 No.11104762 >>11104757 Their spirits are always with you, please behave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:43:42 2013 No.11104774 they are even there when you fap

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:52:57 2013 No.11104814 The problem would be my collection of 2D and 3D dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:53:43 2013 No.11104819 >>11104814 Why do you have 3d dicks man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:54:12 2013 No.11104822 >>11104819 They go deeper. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:57:28 2013 No.11104846 >>11101868 For a second, I thought you meant Misaki Mei, but then when you didn't, I was very disappointed in your cousin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 20:59:57 2013 No.11104855 >>11104819 You don't?

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 21:30:44 2013 No.11104975
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>>11101593
I'll respond if you'd like that. Here's a couple videos that make me laugh hysterically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0HFZ-rNW8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuF0zcbwGgI

Anonymous Thu Jun 27 21:35:27 2013 No.11104984

>>11104846
It has to be Misaki Tokura, and I think she's pretty hot too, but her attitude sucks. I used to watch Vanguard because I thought the game was pretty interesting, and the JAM Project opening theme didn't hurt either. However, I eventually got a little bored of it since the characters didn't seem that gripping. Kamui Katsuragi, the best character in my opinion, wasn't that involved as the show went on. I don't know, though, if a decent sub group picks it up, I might watch it eventually. If I had to pick, though, I'd much rather get ecchi pics of Aichi Sendou's younger sister (I forgot her name) than Misaki...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 21:52:12 2013 No.11105046 >>11098488 in england your not allowed to own loli on your computer ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 21:55:12 2013 No.11105055 File: 53 KB, 652x497, gross2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11105046 england sucks then anyways a majority of child porn offenders in the US are white so if anything blame it on these subhumans. pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 22:04:39 2013 No.11105079 >>11105055 didn't I just your nerd ass about this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 22:14:55 2013 No.11105108 >>11105055 >Male 99.4 >Female 0.6 What's up with this huge gap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 22:18:09 2013 No.11105119 >>11105108 They are looking at actual, not preceived gender

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 27 22:19:39 2013 No.11105126 >>11105108 much harder to sodomize people and poultry with a vagina than with a pen0r or wait is this just talking about the porno

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 00:14:27 2013 No.11105563 >>11105108 Obviously, the law always favours the wimmin. This is a well-known fact. The U. S. legal system is fawkin' jacked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 00:16:43 2013 No.11105571 >>11105108 A man can't be raped, say a lot of people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 00:24:57 2013 No.11105580 Why is this picture so erotic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 00:49:13 2013 No.11105613 >>11105580 It's the perfect mounting position.

>>	Tokiko- Fri Jun 28 01:03:28 2013 No.11105649 I watch anime with my dad. He pokes fun at my hobby but he doesn't seem too bothered by it

Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:12:42 2013 No.11105676

>>11105649
This idiot thread was about the porn on people's computers, though. Not actually about the fandom or Otaku Culture at all except possibly by way of >implications

Basically this is from yesterday and last night's /b/tardation. There was also another huge-long-ass thread about cartoon kiddy porn and the old /l/ board that 4chan used to have on it. Basically this thing is just here for stupid wankers who have nothing else to do to get on the case of what they perceive the /jp/ userbase to all be like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:13:43 2013 No.11105677 >>11105676 Why are you replying to Tokiko?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:17:27 2013 No.11105683 >>11105649 also why are you posting as Perma-banned Tripfag no. 237? Don't do that, they really will assume you're the same guy, and remove all your posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:17:57 2013 No.11105685 >>11105676 You're completely wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:28:53 2013 No.11105714 >>11098723 In a sociology class I took it said that exact thing....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:33:23 2013 No.11105727 I only have a cp collection I keep in one 64GB USB flash drive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 01:44:39 2013 No.11105747 >>11105727 It is Warosu approved?

Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:30:08 2013 No.11105930
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>>11105649
Dude, don't listen to these muthaphukkers... you have the full right to put whatever you want in the 'name' box and I'll still reply to you.

By the way, I wish they'd bring back /l/ too... ...oh well. In any case, /jp/ should try to make some sort of VN together where you get to 'train' lolis or something, and then raise them at a shrine with youth-preserving magic, and build a loli harem over time as a service to your community. I think it could be a lot of fun.

...just a thought...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:32:38 2013 No.11105937 >>11105727 Okay Thad.

Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Fri Jun 28 02:33:54 2013 No.11105939
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Mine are completely aware of my affinity for 2D and understand the term "moe."

I also don't save doujins on my PC so there wouldn't be much more to explain anyway.

>>11098542
This, too.

Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:39:38 2013 No.11105964

>>11105683
Wait, they permabanned him? Last I saw of him, he dumped a bunch of Tokiko pictures.

On topic, I think my dad found a futa ERP I had. He mentioned something weird about my computer which led me to think he read what I had open on the computer at the time. Good thing he found nothing else. My parents freaked when I bought Touhou fumos to the point of indirectly accusing me of homosexuality. I guess I'm not allowed to like cute things. My mom dislikes anime and finds it annoying but my dad sat down with me to watch Hell Girl one day. He's much more accepting but I don't know what he'd think of the things I have buried in my drive.

Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:44:08 2013 No.11105977
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>>11105937
I'm glad that he's able to access /jp/ from the pen... I was worried that he'd be given a rough time there. Anyways, I really feel for this poor guy, 'cuz he never really actually committed a CRIME, did he?

>>11105939

I have this same image, and I'm about to cum!

You're still a faggot for using a trip though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:45:08 2013 No.11105985 >>11105977 He's not in prison. He's on parol, but isn't allowed to have internet. He was threating to kill himself if they didn't give him internets back, but that was months ago.

Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:52:54 2013 No.11106001
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>>11105985
Is this stuff in the news? All I had seen was this:

http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/post/14221449410/it-was-our-first-time

To be honest, even though I respect him for being a 2D-devoted paedophile, he seemed really annoying when he made all these random videos on YouTube bitching about random things. I gotta' give props to mah nigga, though--I hope that he's doing all right...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:54:38 2013 No.11106006 >>11106001 His court papers are online somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:57:08 2013 No.11106013 File: 872 KB, 2315x2967, MadThad_court_documents.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11106006 They're a blast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 02:59:38 2013 No.11106017 >>11106001 >2D-devoted paedophile He got busted for CP. Not very devoted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 03:02:38 2013 No.11106023 >>11106017 He also talked on his tumblr about having sex with 15 year olds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 07:13:28 2013 No.11106507 australians/canada pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 12:57:13 2013 No.11107066 >>11106017 >>11106023 Eh, he just seems like another bitch-azz nigga, but I guess in a way we're all a bit like him... I mean, who HASN'T had a little cheeze pizza on the ol' hard drive at least once in their life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:12:16 2013 No.11107722 >>11107066 sup mr fbi, how are you? Anyway, when will the pedophobia end? I'm cheesed off that there's all this faggot supporting which doesn't produce anything worthwhile for soceity. If we could legalize lolicon, then we'd truly be progressive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:13:31 2013 No.11107727 There's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:14:01 2013 No.11107735 >>11104819 I read that as "Why do you have 3 dicks man" and laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:19:31 2013 No.11107746 File: 50 KB, 373x319, 3dicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11107735

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:41:46 2013 No.11107792 >>11107722 Why would you want to be progressive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:48:31 2013 No.11107797 >>11107792 i'm feigning progressiveness to get those sjw retards to make lolicon'n'shit legal for my own ends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 16:59:01 2013 No.11107821 >>11105939 Stop posting my images from my posts. Unpure non-virgin widower like yourself have no right to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 17:00:46 2013 No.11107822 >>11099176 lel, I have a tiling WM on my arch box setup so that it has literally no menus. All that displays with nothing open is the wallpaper. based SpectrWM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 17:01:31 2013 No.11107825 File: 56 KB, 560x407, 1370294242057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My parents are dead and I inherited their royalties. so all I can look at is a bunch of figs and finishing a lot of eroge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 17:02:16 2013 No.11107827 >>11099294 I use the cover of an album I like

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 17:05:17 2013 No.11107833 They'd shut the fuck up than talk shit about me behind my back like always.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 17:09:46 2013 No.11107849 >>11105985 >>11105985 >He's on parol, but isn't allowed to have internet. He was threating to kill himself if they didn't give him internets back Source for this? I genuinely want to know where do you know this from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:29:16 2013 No.11108288 >>11105055 I have always known white people were fucked up genetically

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:52:46 2013 No.11108382 File: 675 KB, 480x400, 1348016085594.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you really care what my parents think of my anime drawings folder? please respond. why am I even posting this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:12:32 2013 No.11108462 >>11108382 I think so!

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