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11093426 No.11093426[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

This is legendary Dota 2 pro EternalEnvy. He's been sighted browsing your board on his stream. Check the tabs.

The jig is up - just hand him over with no complaints and we'll be on our way.

>> No.11093430

ew

>> No.11093432

Sorry about that, I won't be causing trouble anymore, I just wanted to post abouy my favorite touhou. You can delete this thread now.

>> No.11093434

>facebook
>anime shit

Do people this dumb actually browse the board? I'm pretty sure it's just about 50-60 enlightened NEETs. Not people like this.

>> No.11093435

/jp/ is normals. Those Twitter accounts with names like WhoNEETHere, those 120 user IRC channels, those Tumblrs, those Formsprings, they're not ironic. You can only tell yourself it's just someone who visited /jp/ once and using /jp/ memes to look cool so many times. Those ARE /jp/ers.

>> No.11093435,1 [INTERNAL] 

Who is your favorite tuhu? I like the nerdy one whu reads books ;)

>> No.11093444

http://archive.org/embed/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013_part038_Megamari_512K.mp4

>18:22

>> No.11093445

>>11093435

The twitter crew doesn't represent /jp/.

>> No.11093435,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11093435,1
So you were the master ruseman who posted Patchouli!

>> No.11093443

>>11093434
The entire site was overrun by those type of people years ago, of course a newer board like /jp/ is no exception.

>> No.11093446

I've got to ask him which 2hu would he fug.

You know, since he's a celebrity and all, for the sake of curiosity.

>> No.11093449

>>11093445
They don't represent /jp/, they ARE /jp/. It's not just Tokiko and ticks being ironic, it's dozens of serious /jp/ers.

>> No.11093450

Which dota 2 would you fuck?

>> No.11093459

Which one of you guys is @H0muasfuk?

I think you might be someone I know, but I'm not sure.

>> No.11093452

DOTA2 player being legendary anything? except for legendary shit because that is what the game is

>> No.11093453

>>11093446

>subhuman single unit RTS clicking game player
>celebrity

>> No.11093455

>>11093444
oh god why

>> No.11093455,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11093435,2
ru tlkin abot patchee?

>> No.11093461
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>>11093452

>5 million dollar prize pool for 2013
>'shit'

Nice try, LoLbab.

>> No.11093466
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>>11093450

>> No.11093465

I browse /jp/ through Twitter.
http://twitter.com/4chan_jp_bot

>> No.11093464

>>11093426
>legendary
If you think a scrub-tier flamer is legendary, then sure.

>> No.11093468

I guess that explains why someone was mentioning this game recently.

>> No.11093469
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>>11093426

>Yahoo! bookmark
>'Read Manga Online'

orbit crew to ground crew

anon's sides have entered orbit

>> No.11093470
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>>11093461

>you can make 5 million dollars for sucking 5 million cocks at 1 dollar a pop
>being a good, successful accomplishment

>> No.11093474

>>11093470

>2013
>being this jealous of anyone who's actually accomplished anything

NEETs are an embarrassing lot

>> No.11093477

https://twitter.com/search?q=4chan.org%2Fjp%2F

I know not every person who links to /jp/ is a regular /jp/sie and I'm not sure which memes are actually ours, but going by the avatars and catchphrases there are a lot of /jp/sies on Twitter posting /jp/ things.

Who the fuck are you people? How long has it been like this?

>> No.11093476

>>11093449
It's dozens of serious dummy accounts by the same person.

>> No.11093483

>>11093470
You forgot the password field.

>> No.11093480
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>>11093474

YOU would be jelly of some sucking 5 million cocks, wouldn't you, turbokingofthefaggotsnerd

>> No.11093487

>>11093483

XDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11093490

he just went to the c83 uploads thread to find the spreadsheet link. i don't see what the big deal is.

>> No.11093489
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>>11093450
Lina

>> No.11093492

it's gay as hell how many /jp/s post in the dota 2 general

don't think i don't recognize your images fagloads

>> No.11093501

who gives a fuck about MOBAs

>> No.11093500
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Dirty dumb
/vg/ scum

>> No.11093499

>>11093495

Is that his description on Facebook or something?

How is he NEET if he's a fucking professional videogame player? Pretty sure that's a job.

>> No.11093495

>Proud Otaku (music, games, anime), NEET.

>> No.11093497

>>11093489

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKeubR7EUo

>> No.11093508
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Any other bros here with headmates?

>> No.11093502

>>11093490
c81*

>> No.11093512

NEET is my favourite self-description for all the social networks I'm on.

>> No.11093510

>>11093497
It's been a really long time since I last saw this, good show.

>> No.11093511

Who the fuck are these crossboarders quoting?

>> No.11093521

>2013
>NEET disappointments still Eternally Envious of EternalEnvy

nice board

>> No.11093517

>>11093470
Sucking five million dicks would actually be very impressive.

>> No.11093534

>>11093526

it's not just a quoting function retard

this isnt 2007

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>>11093517

Also, not really since your mum "accomplished" it FIVE times already.

>> No.11093526

>>11093521
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11093536

>>11093526
>durrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.11093539

>>11093534
He'd still be wrong in 2007

>> No.11093540

>>11093536
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11093541

I hate competitive video game tryhards, why don't you learn something cool like an instrument or learn to fire weapons? Fucking subhumans.

>> No.11093543

>>11093534
If it isn't 2007, stop using the 2007 /v/ greentext meme.

>> No.11093545
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>>11093535

Protip: This means 25 million cocks!

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>>11093517
Not really.

>> No.11093552

>>11093490
We really need to get rid of those threads and move those normals back to /a/.

>> No.11093562

>>11093560
Better than having LITERAL subhumans on MY board

>> No.11093560

>>11093552
yeah, then /jp/ will finally be reduced to 100% shitposting.

>> No.11093575

>>11093453
It was a ironic commentary, you moronic imbecile.

>> No.11093572

>>11093562
What makes you think there are more subhumans in upload threads than anywhere else?

>> No.11093578

This thread is terrible.
I hope this EternalEnvy guy feels suitably bad about this.

>> No.11093581

>>11093575
Everything in your post was sarcastic except the fact you see him as a celebrity.

>> No.11093587

>>11093578

He's probably one of those normal kids who doesn't give a flying shit about anything.

>> No.11093591

>>11093572
It's a piracy thread. If they weren't subhuman then they would have a proper job and be able to purchase the albums they're interested in.

>> No.11093596

>>11093587
just like 99% of the people who watch his stream. all except OP who felt the need to post it here. i bet he crossposted in /v/ and /vg/ and /lgbt/ already too.

>> No.11093597

>>11093587
Fucking normals just have to go and ruin everything. Some of us only have this, why can't they just be nice for once and let us keep it.

>> No.11093604

He was actually looking up music on stream and after clicking a few links the only source for a download was in a /jp/ archived thread. Please leave.

>> No.11093606

lel this board is so fucking weird

who /d2g/ here?

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>>11093591

>> No.11093609

Why does this even warrant drama? Sometimes I think I'm the only one above the age of 20 on this board.

>> No.11093610

>>11093606
Trying to hard.

>> No.11093611
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>>11093426
>legendary

come on man, not even these faggot weeaboos will believe that

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11093618

>feelio when trying to deny the paramount ratio of memeboarders to tru/jp/z's on modern /jp/

>> No.11093619

>>11093609
How does this come as any surprise, just look at how some of the people act on this board. I mean just look at this guy >>11093611, only seconds after your post.

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