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Babysitting loli. She falls asleep. What do /jp/?

>> No.11089716

Give her a blanket.

>> No.11089719

Touch her feet.

>> No.11089723

Fucking FINALLY.

*goes upstairs and masturbates to lolicon doujinshi*

>> No.11089727

lick her pussy

You may not get a chance to suck a loli pussy ever again.

>> No.11089731
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>>11089727
Whoah control yourself man.

>> No.11089734

>>11089731
one life one chance

>> No.11089736

Lift her up, take her into the bedroom, and tuck her in. That's a really uncomfortable position to sleep in.

>> No.11089738

First make sure she's asleep and then I would start touching her legs till I get to her puss.

>> No.11089741

>>11089727
I dream about that. It must taste like heaven. Managing a loli mansion and I'll be the orgasmmatron pussy licker.

>> No.11089742

Sleeping lolis are pretty cute. Have you ever witnessed a little girl sleeping firsthand and up close? It's quite a sight.

At first you can't believe how cute she looks, strewn sloppily across the bed, as if she fell asleep as soon as she laid down. As you look at her face, you can see her soft lips opening slightly with each breath drawn, and closing into an 'O' shape with every breath exhaled, her small chest compressing and expanding correspondingly.

Upon closer inspection of her chest, you notice that even though she looks completely flat, there's at least some hint of development beginning there. Through her shirt you can see the small lump of her nipples pressing against her t-shirt. Ever so slowly, you become more curious about her body. Just a bit lower from her chest is her tummy, completely flat with a nice little belly button marking it. Same as her chest, her hips are also showing the slightest hint of development. Looking at the lower part of her belly, you can see her panties stretched tight across her newly flaring hips. What kind of panties would a girl her age wear? The girl is lying helplessly, enjoying her dreams, so you can just lift up her skirt if you're that curious. With a quick flip you can see that they're just plain white panties. Surely you didn't flip up her skirt just to see what kind of panties she was wearing, right? You can look some more, she won't mind. You can take a look at that single piece of fabric and see how it only barely covers her dignity, leaving less to the imagination than one would think. You can see how the cloth has wedged itself between her lips, leaving less of itself to cover the sides. As you stare you can notice a small wet spot where it's wedged and ever so often a sweet smell makes its way to your nostrils. The entire area between her legs seems so incredibly soft, so inviting, that surely you won't leave it at that, right? Don't you wonder what it feels like? You could probably find out if you're quick.

>> No.11089744

But really I would probably poke her cheeks and force her face into some weird exaggerated smiling/frowning faces and move her lips and speak with a weird voice like she's talking.

>> No.11089748

>>11089738
This, but you better have a good excuse if she wakes up. Kids are terrible at keeping secrets.

>> No.11089749

>>11089748
>good excuse if she wakes up
Such as what?

>> No.11089750

-Play with her breast slowly (2 slow rounds)
-Spread her Leg Open
-Play with her through her panties (when she tries to open her eyes immediately stop)
-Pull out Penis
-Jack off

>> No.11089751
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>>11089742
more more more more more more more more

>> No.11089753

>>11089750
>-Spread her Leg Open
>-Play with her through her panties (when she tries to open her eyes immediately stop)

both

>> No.11089759

>>11089753

this newfag ...

>> No.11089760

>>11089753
it's not a multiple choice question

it's the steps you need to take

>> No.11089762

>>11089749
Say that you accidentally fell on her and your hand just landed there or something similar.

>> No.11089764

>>11089734
#OLOC

>> No.11089777

How many people on /jp/ are even in the position to babysit lolis?

>> No.11089790

I wish I could make a cute little girl happy, her innocent an pure smile would make up for all my past failures.

>> No.11089795

So how about that Otome Function, huh? Surely this year will be the one, right?

>> No.11089801

>>11089777

My mom use to babysit lolis. Then she would go to work and leave me with them. Oh yeah.

My sister was there too

>> No.11089805

>>11089777
I do, I have a niece.
I wouldn't touch her with a finger, though.

>> No.11089807

He's babysitting?

I never understood the plot of that game because I can't read Japanese. I thought he broke into her house.

>> No.11089811

>>11089805
Not touch her, like, ever touch her, at all? What if she wants you to hug her, or wants you to lift her up, or be tickled?

>> No.11089814

>>11089807
The mother's friend's daughter is being babysat by him.

>> No.11089817

>>11089811
Of course, I do that all the time. You know what I meant.

>> No.11089819

>>11089777
I have a 4-year-old daughter and a 2-year-old son.

>> No.11089823

>>11089817
Oh I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11089826

>>11089762

This reminds me of that hentai where this girl was trying to get her boyfriend to have sex with her. But I guess he wasn't turned on by her or something, so he ran away to the bathroom to jerk off. Then the girl's little sister came home and she really needed to pee. So she ran into the bathroom without paying attention and accidentally sat down on his dick. I can't remember what it was called.

>> No.11089830

>>11089805

Not with a finger ... *wink* *wink*

>> No.11089835

>>11089826
That sounds hilarious, please remember what it is called.

>> No.11089838

>>11089826
loli pee is my fetish.

>> No.11089865 [DELETED] 

Draw her, of course.

>> No.11089866

>>11089811
Unfortunately, she's a mutant who secretes deadly poison through he skin pores.

>> No.11089871
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Draw her, of course.

>> No.11089895
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>>11089826
No, he hadn't cum in a while and wanted to last with his girlfriend.

All of the rule-breaking parts should be removed.

>> No.11089910

>>11089895
name of it?

>> No.11089910,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11089805
Would you touch her..... with your dick?

>> No.11089910,2 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.11089938

>>11089751
>>11089742
I'll give a second vote for a continuation because I nearly got a pedoboner reading that

>> No.11089940

>>11089910
Netorikko Keikaku

>> No.11089953

>>11089938

>nearly

What are you gay?

>> No.11089956

Carry her to bed and tuck her in.
Kiss her forehead.

>> No.11089958

>>11089953
it wasn't enough to satisfy down there

>> No.11089962

>>11089742
They can't get wet retard.

>> No.11089965

>>11089962
what if its a little urine

>> No.11089983

>>11089962

What if it's urine? Retard.

>> No.11089987

>>11089983
>>11089965
I forgot how sweet smelling urine was.

>> No.11090020

>>11089962
I wasn't aware we were in the presence of a little girl/molestation expert.

>> No.11090041

>>11090020
You are.
So apologize.

>> No.11090043

>in kindergarten
>nap time
>there's this really cute girl I want to cuddle up with
>I like to sleep naked
>take off all my clothes and get under the covers with her
>teacher sees
>calls the cops
>I get arrested and go to jail

I'm 25 btw

>> No.11090048

>>11090041
Only if you explain in detail what loli panties smell like.

>> No.11090053

>>11090020
I wasn't aware I was in the presence of someone who's never taken an anatomy or health class.

>> No.11090067
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>> No.11090064

>>11090053

Not sure what health/anatomy classes you're into, you sick fuck, but they've never discussed loli vaginal secretions in one's I've taken.

>> No.11090065

>>11090053
What do you expect from /jp/?

>> No.11090069

>>11090064
>not taking pediatric gynecology

>> No.11090076

>>11089962
I was a little girl and I can confirm that they can.

>> No.11090081

>>11090069

At the National Institute of Pedophilia and Sickology?

>> No.11090085

>>11090069
Damn, why did I google that?

>> No.11090091

>>11090085
Say hi to the NSA

>> No.11090093

>>11090081
>Sickology
It's called "medicine," dear.

>> No.11090094

>>11089962
they can
i did the research

>> No.11090095

>>11090081
There is an actual handbook for it. It's called Atlas of Pediatric and Adolescent Gynecology and you can read the first few chapters on Google Books.

I don't think it mentions anything about slippery sweet smelling loli juices though.

>> No.11090104

>>11090076
Yeah, yeah we're all little girls here.

>> No.11090109

>>11090020
you're on /jp/ you're in the presence of several

>> No.11090113

>>11090109
Stop stealing our memes, /jp/.

>> No.11090114

>>11090095
Yeah they always keep the useful parts behind the pay wall

>> No.11090120

>>11090114
If... If I buy it, will I be put on some sort of watchlist? I'm not a doctor.

>> No.11090126

>>11090120
That's why they invented proxies and prepaid credit cards

>> No.11090127

>>11090120
Fill your history with med school sites.

>> No.11090135

>>11090093

I doubt you know anything about medicine, but I can assure you little girls' vaginas and juices aren't covered in the normal curriculum.

http://whatshouldwecallmedschool.tumblr.com/post/41513896782/micro-repro-psych-pharm-neurology

>> No.11090136

>>11090135
>tumblr

>> No.11090139

>>11090135
So it makes it that much more impressive when I brag about being an expert on the topic.

>> No.11090140

>>11090095

Now why am I suspicions

http://www.jaypeedigital.com/bookdetails.aspx?id=9789350256411&sr=1

>> No.11090157

>>11090140
If you're really curious, you can find it on Google Books without searching for any 'incriminating' keywords.

Anyway, the book ID is YBuG53yID9sC, just put that in a Google Books URL where it says id=

>> No.11090169

>>11090140
woah legal cp

>> No.11090179

>>11090140

>jaypeedigital

>> No.11090198

>>11090140
Chapter-16 Sexual Abuse of Children and Adolescents 2.50 MB Look Inside 126-129


Everything you need to know

>> No.11090207

>>11090198
Just tells me I need to subscribe to see most all of the book.

>> No.11090214

>>11090157
http://books.google.com/books?id=YBuG53yID9sC&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false
This is some weird shit.

>> No.11090224

>>11090214
I think the weirdest thing is the publisher, Jaypee. It's not weird to have a book about loli vaginas, they have problems too.

>> No.11090247

>>11090214

Oh god am I going to jail now?

>> No.11090258

>>11090169
You mean like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killer

I wonder if the album image is still instaban on 4chan.

>> No.11090259

>>11090247
Yes, what is a honeypot?

>> No.11090265

I'm still too afraid to look at the links.

>> No.11090266

>>11090214
gross
most of it is gore

>> No.11090274

>>11090224

What possible vaginal problems could a loli be having?

>> No.11090278 [DELETED] 

Just saw this thread and stopped by to redirect you all to

>>>/b/

No need to thank me.

>> No.11090277

>>11090214
Read page 4 obtaining samples.

>> No.11090279

>>11090278
Thanks, I'll delete it now

>> No.11090280

>>11090278
You are new here. aren't you.

>> No.11090281

>>11090274
Infections, things stuck inside, tearing, improper formation of certain features, ect.

>> No.11090291

>>11090281

>Infections, things stuck inside, tearing,

None of those should be happening in lolis

>improper formation of certain features,

Which should go noticed in the first place unless someone has been going up in there to look, in which case someone should be calling more than a just a doctor

>> No.11090294

>>11090291
I'm sorry I wasn't aware I was in the presence of a child vagina expert.

>> No.11090296

>>11090291

*unnoticed

>> No.11090297

>>11090291
UTI

>> No.11090311

>>11090291
Are you fucking kidding me?
A parent inspecting their child for proper health is nothing to worry about or bad if you want to insure proper development and they havent taken health classes yet.

This pedoscare thing has gone way too far. Soon it will be against the law to deliver or bathe babies since you will have to see the naked.

>> No.11090315

>>11090214

This doesn't look legal. I definitely just got put on a watch list

>> No.11090330

>>11090297

This might be news to you, but I don't think you need a special loli doctor to go in and smell her juices to diagnose a UTI. Do they even do that in adults? You tell them it burns when you pee and they give you antibiotics. Case closed.

>> No.11090365

Seizing the moment, you decide to take a quick peek to see exactly what is between her legs under her panties. Pinching the edge of her panties at the very spot where they're struggling to cover her up, you pull the sticky fabric away from her body and peek underneath. "Pink," is the first thing that crosses your mind, followed shortly by, "smooth". You're not sure what you expected to be between a little girl's legs, but you went ahead and looked and it's not much more than a less mature version of what all girls have there. Puffy lips on either side forming a soft looking slit, topped with a clit that's standing proudly above a small hole with small, tidy flaps of skin on either side. Now that you've come this far, you can't just stop, right? A momentary peek can't be the end of this entire experience, right? Of course not. Sliding a finger through each leg hole in her panties, curving them, and sliding her panties down past her sharp knees, further down her smooth legs, you leave them dangling around the sock on her foot.

Now here she is, slumbering away, completely exposed to your eyes. Gently lifting her legs, you spread them to get a better look, stopping when you hear a soft popping sound signalling the opening of her underdeveloped sex. Going in for a closer look, you can't believe how pink it all is, how smooth it looks, and how much warmth is radiating from that part of her body. With one trembling index finger you touch one side of ot and gently open it further, marvelling at the glistening sliperiness that lines the inside of it. Holding it open still, the other index finger finds its way at the opening of the hole and slowly makes its way inside. It's unbelievably warm inside, incredibly slippery, and almost seems to be pushing your finger outward, as if trying to tell you it's not yet ready for that sort of thing.

Still, you're curious. Your body is reacting in ways that prepare you to experience more pleasures of her body. It can't end here, right?

>> No.11090365,1 [INTERNAL] 

this cant end well

>> No.11090365,2 [INTERNAL] 

These threads are going down the road of NEET generals

>> No.11090365,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11090330
>Doctor my head hurts
>HAVE SOME ANTIBIOTICS
>Doctor muh dick hurts
>HAVE SOME ANTIBIOTICS
>doctur i can't focuss in studies ;(
>HAVE SOME SPEED SON
Murrika.jpg

>> No.11090365,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11090365,2

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