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11087939 No.11087939 [Reply] [Original]

Do you like my titties?

>> No.11087958

I like it when Remilia presents her titties to me and asks me if I like them.

>> No.11088038

>>11087958
What titties?

>> No.11088043

私のボディは準備ができている.

>> No.11088050

>>11087939
Oh fuck yes.

>> No.11088060
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11088060

Bullying Remi!

>> No.11088080

I like her belly.

Remi's
Silky smooth,
and Soft.
Belly.

>> No.11088087

What titties?

>> No.11088106

>>11088060
tfw you will never comfort remi by fucking her in the ass...

>> No.11088114

>>11088060
I KILL HIM

>> No.11088121

>>11088060
I love this series.

>> No.11088122

>>11088038
>>11088087
exactly

>> No.11088124

>>11088060
#Yolo

>> No.11088197

>>11088060
I fucking hate this series.

>> No.11088206

>>11088197
fucking vanilla shit

>> No.11088241
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11088241

remilia likes motoscycles

>> No.11088263

itty
bitty
vampire
titty :D

>> No.11088375

>>11088060

She was being a bitch to him first, though.

>> No.11088409

>>11088241
I can see her pussy

>> No.11088415

>>11088409

vulva*

>> No.11088432
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>> No.11088440

Do girls really say titties?

>> No.11088446

>>11088440
I can only read titties in a cute little girl voice (she doesn't know what the word means!) or in a scary redneck voice.

>> No.11088474

>>11088446
"Mah titties".
I can see the redneck voice.

I bet a little girl would pronounce it 'tea teas'.

>> No.11088487

>>11088060
yeah she is pretty ugly

>> No.11088499

>>11088415
No, pussy

>> No.11088501
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11088501

You need to take responsibility for this belly

>> No.11088530
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>>11088241
flan does too

>> No.11088561

Yes.

>> No.11088715

>>11088530
I can see the outline of her pussy

>> No.11088724

>>11088715
That's amazing!

>> No.11088729

>>11087939
I thought the focus of that picture was her pussy. She's taunting you with it by shaking her waist.

>> No.11088738

>>11088715
How? Her leg is bent and you can't see the back of the knee at all

>> No.11088775

>>11088738
If you answered that seriously, then there is no hope for you
>cancer

>> No.11089430

>>11088530
Wow! Thank you for introducing me to this artist. I'm gonna masturbate to this today.

>> No.11089435

If you say no she'll think you're gay. Just say yes.

>> No.11089446
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11089446

What temperature is Remilia's vagina?

>> No.11089454

>>11089446
kill yourself

>> No.11089606
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>>11089430
you're welcome

>> No.11089637

A perk of this place being slow is that whenever there are people around and I can't read a thread I can just come back for it in a few hours.

>> No.11089641

>>11089606
I can see her pussy

>> No.11089654

>>11089446
Exactly 69 degrees

>> No.11089662
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>>11089641
I'm glad you aren't blind

>> No.11089669

>>11089662
I can see her pussy.

>> No.11089671

>>11089641

She IS a pussy silly

>> No.11089706
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11089706

remilia needs teasing.

>> No.11089710

>>11089662
Oh wow, I remember that that was the last picture I fapped to right before I got arrested

>> No.11089721
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>> No.11089720

>>11089710
What did you get arrested for? Masturbating in public?

>> No.11089768

>>11089720
street racing

>> No.11089782

>>11089720
Having loli on my computer.

>> No.11089789

>>11089720
Last night I went swimming and ended up masturbating in the pool with the hose. When I came I pushed my penis out of the water to see how the cum would shoot out. It was like some sort of fountain.

Surprisingly because the water was on the cool side the semen wasn't as sticky as it is in when you cum in bath water.

>> No.11089827

wat titties ?

>> No.11089873

>>11089768
car otaku?
what do you drive dude

>> No.11089878
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11089878

Ah, found the other one, I vaguely remember shooting to this one when the cops phoned me

Dude loves his bitches on bikes, though he committed the heresy of giving the scarlet sisters big fat titties later on orz

>>11089720
Uttering threats, assault

Bitch deserved it

>> No.11089884

>>11089878
Waitaminute...it was already posted in the thread

Fuck, w/e

>> No.11089888

>>11089878
Tell us a story!

>> No.11089899

>>11089888
Anything more would incriminate me, I'm sorry

I COULD tell you about what it's like to masturbate in public, or other street NEET stories

>> No.11089908

>>11088501
It's not my fault she stuffs her fat face.

>> No.11089909
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>>11089873

1991 Mazda Miata from Japan
2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS turbo ( IHI-VF22 ) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
0 - 100 km/h -4.2
1/4 mile 12.45
~350 h.p.
3 times successfully disappeared from police
Basically I go accurately and on special lines.

>> No.11089914

>>11089909
Are you a giant?

>> No.11089916

>>11089909
ew

>> No.11089920

>>11089899
>what it's like to masturbate in public
let's hear it dude

>> No.11089943

>>11089909
Wish I was as skinny as you

>> No.11089950

>>11089920
I've masturbated outside in public a few times before. Not really in public places, but outside where there is a very small chance of being seen/caught. Once on top of a mountain and multiple times at schools during the night.

There's something that feels so good about masturbating outside, hearing the only the traffic in the distance, the sounds of your surroundings, and your panting. Feeling the breeze and looking up to the stars is great too, even better if the moon is out or flowers are blooming and making the air smell sweet.

Not really much more.

>> No.11089951

>>11089909
yo quit playin virg

>> No.11089952

>>11089920
So I had just enrolled into uni and was in ly freshmen year if I remember correctly. I was a late bloomer and still got incredibly horny at even the first thought of of a pair of tits or a cute butt.

Uni obligations forced me to spend crazy amount of time in the library, and to cap it all off shit was going Dow in my house that kept me from living I'm it for days at a time. Suffice to say I was frustrated, horny, and without any parental supervision or guidance (like I would've followed it)

(cont.)

>> No.11089957

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUpvU3gwp8

I can't imagine /jp/ and any sort of car driving without remember this guy.

>> No.11089971
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>>11089957
>are you gay
>.................................n-no

>> No.11089988

>>11089950
I've only jerked it once in public (in a private area at night) when I was maybe 10 years old but your description is spot-on. I ended up jizzing on the side of a warehouse, wonder if anyone ever saw it.

>> No.11090000

came in the bathroom once during a break back in school

wasn't that great

>> No.11090011

>>11088241
why does she ride a motorcycle when she can just fly?

>> No.11090019

>>11088530
Then why does Flan fly if she can just ride a motorcycle?

>> No.11090022

>>11089952
Sorry, kettle was boiling

Anyway, at that time I had just discovered darktrap's masturbation vids and was fascinated by how the male body could look so edible. I had just picked up a used laptop and whenever I had the chance, I would find a secluded hall in the library (up against a corner, you can do the same in starbucks but that's a different story) and would just watch that lewd little boy jack himself off and suck the dildos he had up his ass. I would sometimes rub my erection through the fabric of my pants but I wouldn't go beyond touching.

It took me the whole fall and some liquor to work myself up to ding the whole act. I had by then learned the usual habits of uni students and had found a spot where no one would come about or pass through for minutes at a time. I moved the desk into the corner and blocked myself in with some drywall contractors had stowed amongst the desks. I could still hear people coming down the hall, and there was a gaggle of girls in a conference room laughing up a storm. I think the fact that I could've been caught at any time is what really did it for me, not just trap booty.

Anyway I watched porn for a while and stroked myself gently through my jeans pocket on and off for maybe half an hour, edging myself up and pulling my hands out whenever I heard traffic coming through. Took me a while but I came into my boxers and on my leg.

(cont.)

>> No.11090045

>>11090022
Epilogue

In hindsight the worst of the experience (because the actual orgasm wasn't that bad, although it was weak since I was stimulating myself with a denim pocket and cotton boxers as lube) was realizing that I had just soiled myself with my own jizz SO FAR AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM. I sat there for the longest time trying to figure out how to haul myself out of the hole that I just dug myself into. Was afraid that if my semen-stained boxers would touch my jeans, it would soak through and look as if I had wet myself. I eventually sucked it up and made a dash for the bathroom. No one saw and I got to haul off my boxers and jerk the rest of my cum out of me.

6/10 would probably not do again

>> No.11090050

>>11089971
Who the fuck is this kid?

>> No.11090072

>>11090019
>>11090011
Artist's fetish

>> No.11090090

>>11090072
It's my fetish as well

He does a good job on punking up quite a few 2hus imo

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Hey /jp/, if you had an opportunity to rape a 3D woman without any consequences, would you do it and who would you rape (assuming you've been given a choice on who to rape)

If you have a specific slut/whore/bitch in mind, please describe the bitch and her offences requiring a punitive dicking

>> No.11090116

>>11090106
I only want to gently have consensual sex with a loli. Maybe I'd lick her a bit before hand to prime her but other than that as far as I'm concerned her vagina is the only thing I want to put my penis into.

I'd pull out and ejaculate on her tummy

>> No.11090147

>>11090106
>Hey /jp/, if you had an opportunity to rape a 3D woman
does no consequences include the girl having no emotional damage afterward, because im sure you werent thinking of that and im equally sure that youre pretty gross

>> No.11090148

>>11090050
who the fuck you are you?
*pushes your shoulder*

>> No.11090153

>>11087939
>Do you like my titties?
Are you asking if I like nothing?

>> No.11090167
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11090167

Observe the harvest moons!

>>11090147
>does no consequences include the girl having no emotional damage afterward
haha hell no, bitch needs to cry and suffer and bleed
>because im sure you werent thinking of that
I was thinking of teaching bitches how to swim
>and im equally sure that youre pretty gross
welcome to /jp/

>> No.11090185

>>11090167
>I was thinking of teaching bitches how to swim
Do tell.

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>>11090185
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74NA48f66kk&t=2m56s

Sorry if I raised any expectations

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>> No.11092134

Please do not masturbate to Milady casually.


>>11090147
I remember someone asking that same question and then someone giving that same answer like a year ago.

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