New thread. Sorry about the wait. I was trying to eat dinner and edit at the same time.

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Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:14:46 2008 No.1108691 [Reply] [Original]

New thread.

Sorry about the wait. I was trying to eat dinner and edit at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:17:36 2008 No.1108726 File: 213 KB, 850x1169, 1218496656703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Missing a bubble here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:18:11 2008 No.1108732 >>1108691 wow I think it's the first time I really feel bad for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:18:30 2008 No.1108742 File: 182 KB, 850x1169, 1218496710042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm getting really lazy with the edits. Still need translation for >>1108150

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:20:06 2008 No.1108775 >>1108742 see >>1108399

Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:22:39 2008 No.1108791

Yukkuri Sisters Story

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Little Reimu had always desired a younger sister

Her poor frail mother could only endure growing a single koyukkuri stalk.

Little Reimu has always been alone. She oh so desired a little sister to share her love and company with.

Days often passed where little Reimu glanced enviously at other yukkuri families and their many cute little yukkuris.

It is not surprising that when Little Reimu saw another stalk growing out of her mother, her heart was filled with joy.

With this, I finally have my own sister, Little Reimu thought to herself.

Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:23:48 2008 No.1108802
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>>1108791

However... it was a short lived sweet dream.
Fate had it that her frail mother would experience a sudden deterioration in her health one day.

Things reached the inevitable conclusion and so, without any kind of preparation to care for her, lil' sis Reimu fell into this world prematurely...

lil' sis Reimu crashed into the soil. Her skin was loose, and her movements without any real merit. lil' sis Reimu could not walk. She could only shake around, endlessly wobbling around in one place.

Furthermore, what met the eyes of Little Reimu wasn't a curious googly eyed glance from her newborn little sister. What met her was an empty and hollow stare, glancing endlessly towards the sky.

Furthermore, what came out of lil' sis' mouth wasn't a spoiled tone of a yukkuri demanding to take it easy. What Little Reimu heard was something that couldn't have been anything other than a broken cry of an animal.

What Little Reimu expected in her dreams violently crashed with this terrifying image.
Little Reimu slowly came to a painful understanding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:25:05 2008 No.1108814 File: 187 KB, 850x1169, 1218497105806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1108775 Damn dyslexia... On a side note, Yuyuko is fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:25:57 2008 No.1108819 File: 54 KB, 500x411, 1218497157534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1108802

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:26:46 2008 No.1108828 >>1108791 >>1108802 I laughed. I cried. I came.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:30:53 2008 No.1108848 >>1108279 comes before >>1108691 and after >>1108814 >Yuyuko is fucking awesome Seconded

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:34:02 2008 No.1108872 >>1108802 Shouldn't she do the proper koyukkuri thing and eat her deformed sister?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:36:36 2008 No.1108891 >>1108791 >>1108802 Serves them right

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:38:06 2008 No.1108908 File: 30 KB, 220x84, 1218497886239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll have a RS of the entire thing in order up as soon as I get a translation for this. It's "No" and then some other stuff that I can't read.

Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:38:34 2008 No.1108912
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I stopped liking the yukkuris when all pictures with them started being about torturing or abusing them. Random unexplained bulbous head-creatures can be amusing, but I have no need for a new Jissouseki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:39:27 2008 No.1108917 >>1108912 /r/ Yukkuri-Jissouseki bastard child

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:40:51 2008 No.1108928 >>1108912 Jissousekis were made for guro Yukkuris were made for "D'AWWWWWWWW" and guro. tl;dr D'AWWWWWW while laughing maniacally. (D'AWWWW maniacally?)

Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:41:49 2008 No.1108934
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Posting the Yukkuri Volumes. 1, 4, and 7 are translated. 3 apparently once had a translation, but it's lost now. If anyone wants to contribute some translations to finish this collection, that'd be awesome.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:42:13 2008 No.1108936 Yukkuri are superior because they can emote and speak

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:44:18 2008 No.1108943 File: 350 KB, 1200x1757, 1218498258826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 02 Needs a translation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:45:13 2008 No.1108949 File: 329 KB, 1200x1771, 1218498313138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 03 No translation, and my connection is getting lousy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:45:30 2008 No.1108952 2ch is interesting a lot of memes like yukkuri come from ugly drawings yet, some become because abuse magnets like yukkuri while some others like Spoo become evil deities

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:47:01 2008 No.1108964 File: 381 KB, 1400x1473, 1218498421804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 04 Translated, and awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:47:59 2008 No.1108971 File: 31 KB, 341x356, 1218498479581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The meme wasn't very good to begin with, after several months it's really trying my patience

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:48:05 2008 No.1108972 File: 257 KB, 1000x1438, 1218498485314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 05 No translation, and a lot of artists seem to like having yukkuris look towards space (like that moon one).

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:49:11 2008 No.1108977 File: 255 KB, 1200x1552, 1218498551799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 06 No translation, and I wonder how the yukkureimu escaped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:50:23 2008 No.1108992 >>1108971 You just don't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:50:28 2008 No.1108994 File: 309 KB, 1200x1155, 1218498628641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 07 Translated, end, and possibly my favorite page from the series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:50:50 2008 No.1108998 File: 126 KB, 600x573, 1218498650569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1108972 Looks like it's just the same artist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:51:50 2008 No.1109004 >>1108992 It does seem to be working on several levels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:53:58 2008 No.1109008 File: 68 KB, 350x300, 1218498838216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1108992 Chen gets it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:56:31 2008 No.1109021 >>1108908 Oh did i miss one? text is: "no, it's not like that-"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:57:03 2008 No.1109026 >>1108912 Yukkuris could probably enslave the jissousekis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:57:35 2008 No.1109028 File: 285 KB, 1600x1200, 1218499055260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Take it easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:58:31 2008 No.1109029 >>1109008 HHHNNNG HNNNNG HNNNG HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:59:24 2008 No.1109038 File: 22 KB, 200x174, 1218499164343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im t..a..k..i..n..g i..t e..a..s..y

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:59:54 2008 No.1109033 Come on summary anon, I want some of those yukkuri war fics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 11 23:59:54 2008 No.1109037 >>1109026 Perhaps. Jissousekis are even more retarded than Yukkuris

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:00:42 2008 No.1109045 http://www.mediafire.com/upload_complete.php?id=ydmvggzdqtg Enjoy. I'm gonna go take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:02:25 2008 No.1109056 >>1109039 Yukkuris can be cute sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:04:35 2008 No.1109066 >>1109045 http://www.mediafire.com/?cjfmelodnbc I suck cocks.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:14:54 2008 No.1109106 File: 30 KB, 200x200, 1218500094839.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1108943 >>1108949 >>1108972 >>1108977 /r/in a translation and here is something from tennkoma.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:15:04 2008 No.1109110

>>1109033
I'm actually kind of busy, so I was planning to post some tomorrow, but here's a quick one.

Anon has trained a Reimu-Marisa pair, and keeps them at home. One day, he finds an Alice stuck in a box on the side of the road, with a sign on the box saying "please take care of me". It says that if he lets it out, he'll allow him to take it easy. He decides to experiment with it. He takes it to the Eientei to get Eirin to neuter it (a process involving plunging her fingers into its cheeks and putting some sort of cream in the wounds). He then takes it home, and the Reimu-Marisa pair are horrified. (Normally, when Alices rape another yukkuri, they do so until it rots away. Also, the misconception that yukkuris raped by Alices only give birth to Koalices is due to the fact that Alices eat/rape/both any non-Alice babies.)To show them that it's harmless, Anon lets it rape the Reimu. In the end, they both get refreshed, even though Reimu was horrified at first. Alice is quite perplexed; why are my babies not getting born? (It wanted to rape them.) Long story short, over the course of two weeks, it starts enjoying "refreshing" less and less, and becomes obsessed with making babies.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:16:25 2008 No.1109115

>>1109110
Needless to say, its continuous failures, despite getting refreshed all day, even in threesomes, are making a mess of its psychology. In the end, it can't even get refreshed, and spends the latter week unable to do either. It eventually snaps, and starts raging around, spouting unintelligible words. The other two yukkuris, who now consider it a tool for refreshing, decide to do something new, and rape it. (Until now, Alice was always on top.) In the end, Alice actually gets refreshed, and sprouts a twig. (It can't make other yukkuris pregnant, but it can get pregnant itself.) It immediately destroys the twig, and drops into a catatonic state. Anon keeps it alive by stuffing grass into its mouth.

For the curious, this is what yukkuri sex sounds like:
"haa haa...I'm gonna get refreshed...I'm getting refreshed...NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:18:02 2008 No.1109125 >>1109115 >NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Refreshed~" >>1109033 And I just noticed you said "war fics". I'm afraid I don't have any right now, but I'll keep it in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:18:29 2008 No.1109124 File: 305 KB, 787x1072, 1218500309523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone translated this one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:19:45 2008 No.1109129 File: 9 KB, 193x183, 1218500385178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1109110 >>1109115 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:22:37 2008 No.1109144 File: 74 KB, 526x400, 1218500557015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:24:02 2008 No.1109154 >>1109144 Usually, the Alices say 'nhoooooo', while the yukkuris that are about to rot say 'nooooooo'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:26:44 2008 No.1109171 File: 581 KB, 800x1200, 1218500804651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more BOING

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:28:33 2008 No.1109187 >>1109154 Because they're city-sect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:28:46 2008 No.1109193 File: 220 KB, 720x960, 1218500926818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:29:00 2008 No.1109198
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Here's an update to the collection of yukkuri stuff written.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zbzmabr4iye

Here's Yu106.doc then. Thanks for the summaries. Wish people would write some original stuff to be included, but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:29:47 2008 No.1109207 >>1109154 Regardless, can't unhear Pedro while imagining Yukkuri sex now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:30:24 2008 No.1109214 File: 391 KB, 1257x1764, 1218501024638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1109198 More stories would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:30:51 2008 No.1109219 >Needless to say, its continuous failures, despite getting refreshed all day, even in threesomes Is it bad if I get a boner after reading this?

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Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:32:27 2008 No.1109229

>>1109193
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Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:36:05 2008 No.1109263

And another short one.

Marisa has just finished gathering mushrooms from the FoM, and chances upon a Yukkureimu with four kids. A perfect opportunity to test these mushrooms. She invites them home, and feeds them the mushrooms. She leaves them in the room, and goes back to check on them an hour later. They are obviously unable to take it easy. Marisa begins taking notes of which ate which mushroom, and what the effects are. One of them is paralyzed, another is blinded, another is having a weird hallucination involving an Alice and "I don't need any more babies!!!", and the fourth has fallen into a vegetative state. The mother states that they can't take it easy like this, and Marisa tells it to take its kids into its mouth and go home. It does.
-I han'h hahe ih eahy lihe his!!!
-Then why don' you try jumping?
-Ohay, yhu--------KU!!?
-What?
-...Miss, did you know that this would happen?
-What?
-My babies...in my mouth...crushed...ALL OF THEM!!!
Marisa only said that the mother would take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:36:39 2008 No.1109266 File: 69 KB, 510x537, 1218501399279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1109221 Got anymore of these? This one was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:39:24 2008 No.1109281 >>1109187 They are, until they get horny. When they do, they're unstoppable. -NO, DON'T RAPE ME!!! -Oh, Marisa, you're such a tsundere!!! rape rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:42:34 2008 No.1109303 >>1109266 Nope, I'm out of ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:44:12 2008 No.1109314 >>1109219 No. I hope not, at least, because I have a boner too...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:47:04 2008 No.1109340 >>1109219 >>1109314 There's a few 18+ fics, including one with Meiling (real) raping Remirya with her enormous penis, ripping off its wings (because it "constricts" due to pain), and Remirya actually enjoying it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:48:24 2008 No.1109341 >>1109303 Need more psychological torture something like forcing the yukkuri's mind to associate it's own accessory with some kind of horrible pain, then it won't be able to take it easy anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:50:18 2008 No.1109357 >>1109340 Are these compiled?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:54:05 2008 No.1109391 >>1109357 Not yet. I'll get on it tomorrow, along with some others I have in mind. Expect MGS3 parodies (fuku1319.txt), Undead Zombie Yukkureimu (fuku0885.txt), a happy end, and various methods of bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 00:58:14 2008 No.1109419 I hate yukkuri torture. Well, not all of it, but the really exaggerated mutilation stories have always been a complete dissatisfaction for me. >>1108791 >>1108802 And I despise this story more than twice as much as I enjoy it.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:06:05 2008 No.1109488
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So the whole psychological trauma and guro thing as been bothering me for a while, despite my attempts to encourage myself to step back and take it easy. I never really could put together why I couldn't shake these thoughts until this afternoon.

Often, when one anon expresses some sympathy or an unwillingness to kill or abuse yukkuris, another will chime in with "Well what if they were in your house eating/breaking your things, calling it theirs, etc."

I finally made a mental connection. Yukkuris show no respect for authority, they carelessly break things, they're selfish and self-centered, they're full of energy but easily injured, they whine and cry and complain when they don't get their way, their appearances are disproportionate parodies of people, they eat and grow like crazy, and people can't resist pinching their cheeks even though they hate it.

Then I realized that everything in that list is an accurate description of a normal human child below a certain age.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:07:30 2008 No.1109501 I prefer bullying over torture, although the Yuyuko story was goddamn awesome.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:10:58 2008 No.1109522

>>1109501
Same for the Alice story. The Yuyuko story and "Alice's malice" story are both huge exceptions simply because they DO manage to tell an interesting tale that exceeds the mindlessness of their abuse/mutilation aspects - the former as a "happy end" and the latter as a delicious tragedy.

>>	Adjutant‮TACELBAT‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Tue Aug 12 01:10:58 2008 No.1109523 oh god, the perversion! i love it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:11:53 2008 No.1109528 >>1109488 Not a serious matter, though. No one in /jp/ will become a father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:12:18 2008 No.1109533 Anyone got the "Oooh, obscene, obscene" picture, or was it part of a story? It's awesome none the less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:12:28 2008 No.1109535 >>1109341 Expect something within a few days.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:17:26 2008 No.1109573 >>1109533 It was part of a one page story where an yukkurisu is trying to rape a yukkurisa, with said commentary by the yukkureimu. In the end, both of them smash the yukkurisu to death, not for the raping, but for being a horrible amateur.

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Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:28:34 2008 No.1109648

>>1109583
Haha, wow - can't believe I forgot that one; could be that last time I saw it it was untranslated (yeah, I've been out of the yukkuri loop for a while), and I tend to dismiss/forget non-translated stuff.

I do know how ゆ is spelled though. But that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:29:53 2008 No.1109663 File: 157 KB, 650x504, 1218504593880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yakuza easy

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:30:35 2008 No.1109671

>>1109501
>>1109522

I think that horrible torture and abuse and suffering actually do work as powerful devices when they're part of a story, that actually builds up and has some kind of climax and conclusion, be it the good feeling of seeing the hero overcome all that, or the catharsis of the tragic ending.

What I dislike is the idea of taking pleasure in abuse itself, or just the concept of abuse for abuse's sake.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:33:22 2008 No.1109696
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Some yukkuris just need to be messed with to get them to learn, like in that pickle jar comic in the previous thread. Pic unrelated, I just like the monochrome artist's stuff.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:33:36 2008 No.1109698

>>1109488
>"Well what if they were in your house eating/breaking your things, calling it theirs, etc."
I wouldn't call that a justification for bullying. If they existed, they'd be considered pests and would be mercilessly killed. Since they're edible I'm sure people would eat them, but I doubt real life people would torture them, even if to make them taste better. You only see the torture in these stories because they're stories. They certainly don't deserve to live, of course.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:39:09 2008 No.1109731 >>1109340 /r/ this story

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:40:06 2008 No.1109739 >>1109696 >>1109704 Awesome.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 01:45:18 2008 No.1109781
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The augie font is pretty effective when you want to do things like Uuu~, since it looks better to see the capitalization rather than just a string of the same sized Uuu~s. Picture sorta related, since I used the augie font to edit this a few threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:06:06 2008 No.1109952 >>1108691 Can someone please post first translated pages of the alternative ending?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:10:03 2008 No.1109983 >>1109952 uh. do you mean the early drafts of the translation? check the earlier thread for some Or do you mean the other pages? Read the fucking thread

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:15:20 2008 No.1110024

I prefer parodies over actual stories and manga, i.e., the one of Micheal Jordan making a slam dunk with a Yukkurireimu. The manga and stories just make me hate them and despise both the authors and the characters.

That being said, /r/, "for this, you die easy" with yukkuri/marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:17:36 2008 No.1110048 File: 882 KB, 850x1169, 1218507456286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1109952

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:18:26 2008 No.1110053

>>1109488
>Then I realized that everything in that list is an accurate description of a normal human child below a certain age.

Children eventually grow up, not to mention they have a greater capacity for intelligence (most of them, at least)
Also, Yukkuris will do what you listed until they die (or you kill them). Children won't

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Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:28:40 2008 No.1110097

>>1110053
I view yukkuri not as an example of prior-to child-rearing but as a metaphor for the various, the un(der)-effective, the neglectful, and the overcrowded mental health care systems. I say this and I come from New Jersey, purportedly the cream of the crop state for my respective nation's autistic health system.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:29:09 2008 No.1110106 >>1109731 seconded

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:35:07 2008 No.1110125

>>1110097
I honestly can't see the connection. Can you explain?
>>1109340
>>1109391
>Expect MGS3 parodies (fuku1319.txt),
>Undead Zombie Yukkureimu (fuku0885.txt), >and various methods of bullying.
DO WANT!

>a happy end.
DO NOT WANT! I want them to suffer and die, not to suffer and live! I got plenty of that with the "Yuyuko Ate my Babies!" normal ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:41:25 2008 No.1110151 File: 16 KB, 416x658, 1218508885985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for the translation from the previous thread. Here's the edit.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:47:49 2008 No.1110179
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Here's another good one. The best yukkuri situations are the deconstruction of the family or loss/altering of accessory ones. Hope this gets translated. It's found here:

http://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/pages/69.html

It's the 2nd last one, above the Remirya one.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:51:15 2008 No.1110194

>>1110053

So we're saying they're like mentally retarded children, which is pretty much consistent with how we've described Yukkuris all along. However, we don't torture and murder the mentally retarded. In fact, IN AMERICA . . . I believe we specifically forbid the penalty of death to the mentally disabled, no matter how severe their crimes. However, it does seem to be the first impulse of the young to laugh at and bully them.

The intellectual capacity of the Yukkuris is really in a constant state of flux depending on what the story calls for. They'll be as stupid as they need to be to fall for a trick, forget a recent event, or show a lack of common sense . . . however, they're also as emotionally and intellectually complex as they have to engage in psychological drama . . . or to sing the latest silly parody song.

I suppose the lack of any 'reality' with regard to Yukkuris is another sign that we should avoid any serious 'debate' and just take it easy. If one author says they're stupid and deserve to die, then they do. If another says that their lives have value and they deserve to live, they do. This whole mess is whatever we each decided to make of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:55:48 2008 No.1110211 >>1110194 Yukkuris aren't real. We can't torture real-live beings due to laws/disgust/penalties, etc. We release our urge to torture halpless things upon yukkuris. /discussion

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 02:56:48 2008 No.1110215

>>1110194
>The intellectual capacity of the Yukkuris is really in a constant state of flux depending on what the story calls for. They'll be as stupid as they need to be to fall for a trick, forget a recent event, or show a lack of common sense . . . however, they're also as emotionally and intellectually complex as they have to engage in psychological drama . . . or to sing the latest silly parody song.

Perhaps the same could be said for all stories with humans in them.

I personally think it shows that deep inside, we do enjoy claiming and exercising superiority and power over others. The strong can do whatever they want to the weak, and there's nothing as weak as a yukkuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:01:06 2008 No.1110231 >>1110211 I guess if you have that desire, by all means, get that out of your system in the realms of fantasy. However, you may want to look into where that impulse came from in the first place because I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:04:10 2008 No.1110250

>>1110125
I think I can get what he's saying but explaining it would take many more threads than would be worth it.

I guess I could start by saying that Remirya acts just like my autistic brother (21), except with a smaller vocabulary. Down to the tantrums. Down to the obsessive summons for a comfort agent (Sakuya) whether or not it exists in their environment (e.g., wild Remiryas). Down to the extreme fascination and over-consumption to/of a particular food and the destruction of all other food. Down to the insatiable selfishness.

The primary ways they correlate might be that the number of yukkuri in Gensokyo's ecosystem are probably overwhelmingly taxing on it, much like autistic children in health care systems are overwhelming. The few instances where yukkuri are domesticated being praised as examples of actual successes and acomplishments of the "race" parallel how stories of a few children overcoming autism thanks to the system are examples of the system's successes -- ignoring how many autistic or retarded adults are stuck living at home because they can't ven find a niche to fit safely out with soceity and there are TOO MANY of them to be given comfortable housing and meaningful existences, i.e., the few minor jobs that they CAN do safely. How we laugh at them for their ignorances and disabled quirks; how we tend to beat them or harm them for what we perceive as their annoying behaviors; and so forth.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:04:25 2008 No.1110253

>>1110194
>If another says that their lives have value and they deserve to live, they do.
What good can a yukkuri do to the world? Yeah, they can function as food supply. We do that to cows already, and I don't see anybody complaining.
They can function as nuclear waste disposal units. Nobody will complain when nuclear reactors are made eco-friendly
They can be pets. However, any animal would do a better job.
They are an abomination as they are now. To kill them would be an act of mercy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:09:51 2008 No.1110279 >>1110253 >What good can a yukkuri do for us humans? Fixed. If you're going to believe that serving humans is the only way a non-human entity can have value, at least say it

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:10:37 2008 No.1110284

I don't like the torture and bullying much. What I do like, in a sick, twisted way, is when they hurt themselves and each other through stupidity or malice. I think it's because when animals do the same thing, they cannot emote. We regard them as 'dumb' and rightly so in many cases. A dog which injures itself is deserving of help, it knows no better and cannot help itself. Watching animals prey on each other, also normal. It's a cycle we can step back from, not consider the animals in human terms.

Yukkuri's, especially the Remirya's endless stupidity and dumb malice, strike a nerve in this vein. It's as if animals could speak and suddenly the horrible, disgusting, but ultimately fasinating nature of the life of something lower than a human is shown to us is all its brutal glory.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:12:31 2008 No.1110290

Yukkuris are less than animals. Killing one would be like killing a giant, head-shaped ant with a bean paste filling. Would you think twice before killing an ant? No.
Every living being would do the same thing a yukkuri does if it had the ability to speak.
A yukkuri will EAT ITS OWN CHILDREN. Can you mention an animal that does the same with reasons that aren't survival? No.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:13:11 2008 No.1110294

>>1110253
>They can be pets. However, any animal would do a better job.
The word 'better' doesn't apply to pets. Heck, some people have goldfishes. They would perfectly work as pets.

And my stupid-as-a-fuck cat who never tried to go outside and wouldn't even be able to catch a dead mouse if his life was on stake agrees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:15:52 2008 No.1110301 >>1110279 Other animals may feed upon yukkuris. They are a particularly easy to hunt source of food for pretty much every land or air based animal I can think of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:15:52 2008 No.1110302 >>1110290 >Would you think twice before killing an ant? Sup', nature fag here. In fact, I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:17:14 2008 No.1110308 >>1110290 >>1110253 why is /jp/ so stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:17:38 2008 No.1110311 >Would you think twice before killing an ant? By ignorance, no. Squashing them because they bite me, no. Tearing them apart? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:18:24 2008 No.1110317 >>1110301 so, Yukkuris are land animals plankton. Wait, woot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:20:56 2008 No.1110330 >>1110317 Right now, I am imaging a swarm of microscopic-sized yukkuris taking it easy in some field. And cows munching them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:21:00 2008 No.1110336 OK, the reasons for killing yukkuris have been (weakly) exposed. Now, let us hear those against yukkuri abusing/torturing. Do you think of them as an important part of the human society?

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:21:56 2008 No.1110334

>>1110253

If yukkuris are unintelligent enough to just be categorized as livestock or pets or pond scum or whatever we're trying to relegate them to, then I would think that we shouldn't be able to converse with them and engage in convoluted psychological torture. Also, they probably couldn't play guitar or sing songs on NicoNico.

If yukkuris are intelligent enough to be deemed sentient, albeit retardedly so, then many will not judge their worth purely from a utilitarian perspective, but from a perspective of their being a 'person' with inherent value.

Oh gourd it's that Engineering Ethics class all over again . . .

Of course, being a creature of fantasy, the yukkuri can clearly be a 'person' or clearly not be a 'person' or reside in some gray area in-between depending on the author's whims.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:22:55 2008 No.1110341 >>1108908 "No...that's not it."

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:27:36 2008 No.1110358 Let's classify Yukkuris as mentally challenged quasihuman beings. That will solve most problems. Unfortunately, that will make all those guro images/fics disgusting instead of "KILL THEM ALL!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:28:17 2008 No.1110364 >>1110290 Last I heard, ants are not capable of feeling pain, so they can be neither mentally nor physically tortured. Regardless, I do not and would not torture anything. I'll kill animals if I have reason to, but I do it as efficiently as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:32:43 2008 No.1110381 Could someone give me a download station for all of the doujins with Yuyuko being monstrously evil to her Yukkuris?

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:33:33 2008 No.1110385

Let's all dig into our memories and recall that last scene from the original The Fly, where we see the opposite of the experiment gone awry. We've had the human with the fly head (where we couldn't see the fly head for most of the movie) to learn to sympathize with his (undefined) problem.

Suddenly, however, we find the fly with the miniature human head stuck to the spider's web. And it cries for us to save it in what can only be described as annoying, pathetic, but still human diction.

>>1110290
>>Yukkuris are less than animals.
Indeed. Neither science nor magic can explain their existence. The virus may not even be mildly related as the mutated yukkuri have normal innards.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:34:47 2008 No.1110394

I have to tell, when someone mentioned "yukkuris = mentally challenged humans", I started to feel bad for them.
But then I remembered "yukkuris don't exist, and if they did, they wouldn't be as brutalized as they are. People would actively protect them, as they would do to animals or another person"

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:36:09 2008 No.1110402
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>>1110381

Last I checked, there was one doujin based on Yuyuko.

>>1110336
Either reword that or change it to Gensokyo's society, because I have no idea how this would have an effect on human society unless they really did invade.

Thread needs more posters posting with images.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:36:34 2008 No.1110404

>>1110253

If we judged the right of something to live, based on whether it was an important part of human society, we'd be torturing and killing all kinds of things, and depending on who was making the judgment call on what was 'important' a lot of them would probably be humans.

I believe yukkuris have no survival skills, but surprising depth in their capacity for emotions, relationships, communications. They really are more like retarded people than talking animals, and as such, my instinct is to want to care for and defend them as weak and vulnerable sentients rather than to exterminate them as aberrant animals.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:39:00 2008 No.1110413
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Torturing yukkuris isn't an action with meaning or cause. It's a mindless drive, something humans are not as famous for as animals are. Don't look for a reason in the minds of the torturer, there is none there, look for it in the yukkuri.

The last time I saw something that could make a sane, goodly human being torture and kill, it was called a Greater Demon of Chaos. Gentlemen, the culprit behind this ridiculous meme is not the sick mind of a psychopath, but THE GOD OF BLOOD, KHORNE.

Or slaanesh, if that's your kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:40:33 2008 No.1110419 File: 51 KB, 650x435, 1218512433615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then, we can safely conclude that Yukkuris are better off in the realm of what doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:41:19 2008 No.1110422 I like yukkuri threads, at least it provides interesting viewpoints from the denizens of /jp/. I also like the torture comics and fics in a guilty pleasure kind of way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:41:57 2008 No.1110424 Don't the yukkuri have this innate ability to change the mentality of those around it? Wouldn't that make them a threat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:43:24 2008 No.1110429 >>1110413 Geh... Gah... Guh... Eh... Ehe... Eheheh... Ahhhhh... Must... Resist... Eheheheheheh... ... WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:44:15 2008 No.1110433 >>1110413 Im a nurgle kinda guy myself, yknow, sitting in front of this computer rotting away in despair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:44:15 2008 No.1110434 File: 228 KB, 600x557, 1218512655656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a challenge to you /jp/. What do you do with a yukkuri that enjoys being abused?

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:45:31 2008 No.1110438
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>>1110419

Pretty much.

The irony is if we tried to have any sort of discussion about a real-world ethics issue this would have probably descended into flaming and trolling within three posts, but somehow we managed to have some long convoluted talk about yukkuri philosophy.

Maybe we really have learned to take it easy after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:45:54 2008 No.1110439 File: 8 KB, 148x150, 1218512754194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110434 Don't torture it to torture it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:46:15 2008 No.1110440 >>1110434 Hug it and love it like I would any other yukkuri <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:46:17 2008 No.1110442 >>1110424 "Crying Moe." It's hard to nail down whether this is a pheromone-based reaction or it's just because of how they look and act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:47:10 2008 No.1110447 >>1110434 Kill it and take Peaches home instead. I honestly can't remember her name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:47:21 2008 No.1110448 File: 151 KB, 600x503, 1218512841516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110413 Slaanesh is a more likely culprit. Also HERESY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:48:05 2008 No.1110450 >>1110429 But yukkuris are not full of blood, they are full of red bean paste. Unless Khorne was just fucking with us the whole time, again, and it really is blood and he was just telling us it was bean paste. Goddamnit, Khorne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:50:06 2008 No.1110455 >>1110434 Take both home, love both tenderly. >>1110438 We're being influenced by them, you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:51:11 2008 No.1110458 Yukkuris almost seem borne out of the mind of Sheogorath.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:51:53 2008 No.1110461
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>>1110434
Here's the other one I edited awhile back, might be a prequel. Sakuranonono is the artist, so go check out the artist's stuff. A gallery is around there somewhere with a bunch of good things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:52:02 2008 No.1110462 "Mmmn, dis don't taste like no squig. Dey smashes real good though! Gets to stompin, boyz!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:52:37 2008 No.1110464 >>1108928 D'AWWWHAWHAWHAWHAW

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:53:06 2008 No.1110466 File: 540 KB, 400x1733, 1218513186677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110461 Correction, it's sakuranononono.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:53:29 2008 No.1110469

>>1110424

The whole point of the ability to change mentalities is something of a defense mechanism. It tries to offset the rage and anger against it by trying to make the attacker docile.

However, it works about as often as you would expect (i.e: next to never), sometimes actually having the opposite effect, rendering the attacker even angrier then before.

Or so the Touhou Wiki would have us believe.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:54:27 2008 No.1110474

>>1110442
I think it is because the latter. If it was the pheromones, humans, youkai and other humanoids would be equally affected, and there are cases of resistance and complete inmunity to the crying moé (Eirin, Sakuya and to a lesser extent Yuka and Reimu being examples)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:54:48 2008 No.1110475 File: 117 KB, 700x505, 1218513288858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was the Remirya fooled in this one? That doesn't look like pudding...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:55:49 2008 No.1110478 >>1110466 YukkuReimu is sufforcating the real one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:56:10 2008 No.1110480 >>1110462 Orkkuri. Someone make it happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:56:52 2008 No.1110483 File: 150 KB, 491x477, 1218513412078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110475

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:57:54 2008 No.1110488 File: 245 KB, 747x724, 1218513474085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnAxh_FXbcE Here's a yukkuri "DAW" and TAKE THAT YA FILTHY PASTRY" video with a small Tewi and Reisen opening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:58:39 2008 No.1110490 You are a human and you are very hungry. You have no food, but there are yukkuris nearby. You want to eat one, but it attacks you with the crying moé. You become a MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY MARINE! ARHAAAAAAAAGRRRGGGGGGAHHHHHHHRRRAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 03:59:16 2008 No.1110495 >>1110434 Put it in a box. After a sufficiently long while, take it out of the box. Abuse it. If the reactions are entertaining, continue abusing it. Put it back in the box. Fuck Tenshi over the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:01:01 2008 No.1110505 >>1110480 "WAAAAAAAGH it easy!" Sounds good

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:02:13 2008 No.1110506 >>1110480 >Orkkuri But Orks never take it easy! Its all about WAAAAAAAAGH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:02:43 2008 No.1110508 >>1110466 more to this one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:02:56 2008 No.1110509 File: 199 KB, 700x600, 1218513776010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIGHT BLINDNESS

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:03:26 2008 No.1110511 Sure is /tg/ in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:04:18 2008 No.1110518 File: 226 KB, 400x1400, 1218513858503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110508 Sorry dude, but there is no sequel. Have a Bakaguya, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:05:02 2008 No.1110529 >>1110480 But they already have gretchins to torture and use for unsavory jobs (minefield clearing). Yukkuri seem to be somewhere between snotlings and gretchin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:05:03 2008 No.1110523 >>1110511 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:05:41 2008 No.1110526 File: 196 KB, 800x1110, 1218513941808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one is a classic.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:06:08 2008 No.1110530

The funny thing is, as much as I may be against guro, I still pretty much view and read everything that gets posted here, and I think I know why.

The two 'factions' of yukkuri fandom are not really in conflict, but instead they both sharpen and strengthen one another. Reading through a bunch of bad ends makes the one good end that comes out all the sweeter and vice versa.

Those who enjoy both . . . are yukkuridorts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:08:49 2008 No.1110540 File: 608 KB, 927x1116, 1218514129445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1109106 Still hoping the posts indicated here get translated. Even one page translated in this thread would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:13:33 2008 No.1110553 >>1110540 Is this read right-to-left? I'm not sure...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:15:24 2008 No.1110560 DUDE, SERIOUSLY. WTF ARE THESE THINGS?! ITS FUCKING RETARDED! It makes me want to eat my own feces

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:16:42 2008 No.1110564 >>1110560 mission accomplished

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:18:18 2008 No.1110567 >>1110560 Just as easy'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:18:49 2008 No.1110570 >>1110560 Eat it easy!

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:19:03 2008 No.1110573
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>>1110553
Oh for God's sake, did you try reading it from left to right and see how it wouldn't make sense? I'm pretty sure the box in the bottom left would tell you that it ends there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:19:14 2008 No.1110574 >>1110560 you are one step closer to yourself, good job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:23:28 2008 No.1110587 >>1110567 Needs a shoop of that

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:23:28 2008 No.1110589 >>1110564 >>1110567 >>1110570 >>1110574 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I AM SO CONFUSED AND ANGRY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:23:49 2008 No.1110594 File: 361 KB, 700x4016, 1218515029556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:24:33 2008 No.1110599 >>1110589 Kill yourself easy!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:25:38 2008 No.1110603 File: 759 KB, 700x4068, 1218515138222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110594

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:29:10 2008 No.1110616 File: 29 KB, 704x400, 1218515350789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110594 >>1110603 HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:29:27 2008 No.1110617 >>1110603 Where's the inhumane cruelty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:30:04 2008 No.1110620 File: 5 KB, 115x120, 1218515404330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110589

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:32:43 2008 No.1110633 >>1110617 Spoilers: They both die young and alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:35:44 2008 No.1110646 File: 192 KB, 600x555, 1218515744835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110617

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:41:10 2008 No.1110669 File: 137 KB, 1024x1695, 1218516070670.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting the yukkuris to eat their own kind seems popular nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:43:59 2008 No.1110680 File: 129 KB, 720x960, 1218516239781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukkuris that eventually learn things are generally pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:45:00 2008 No.1110687 File: 287 KB, 720x960, 1218516300191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110680

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:46:30 2008 No.1110695 File: 248 KB, 720x960, 1218516390228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110687

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:47:56 2008 No.1110702 File: 257 KB, 720x960, 1218516476705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110695

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:48:47 2008 No.1110705 File: 272 KB, 720x960, 1218516527082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110702 End

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 04:53:55 2008 No.1110721

>>1110469
That's actually a pretty good way of explaining Crying Moe.

As a natural defense mechanism, when a Yukkuri is being bullied, it somehow gives the surrounding animals/humans/youkai a present feeling, which makes them docile. The point of making the docile is to get them to stop bullying the yukkuri. The feeling is then connected to the fact that the yukkuri is being bullied, so then people are more likely to continue bullying them. It backfires on them, so to say. This also explains why you sometimes see in Summery Anon's summerys things like "The screaming and crying of Yukkuris helps to relax the workers in the area" which didn't really make sense to me before I thought about it this way.

There could also be an explination for why people like Eirin and Sakuya aren't affect. Sakuya is known for being able to fend off most states of mind with ease (didn't become lunatic seeing the full moon in IN's Final B) Remi is a vampire, and just plain hates them (For good reason) and Reimu doesn't seem immune to it at all, she just values keeping them around as an emergency food source just in case.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:01:59 2008 No.1110746

>>1110721

So, it's either:

A: Too weak a docile feeling to be effective, just make the aggressor feel better about attacking them

or

B: So effective at bring the aggressor the "good vibrations" (Ooh! Obscene! Obscene!) that the aggressor wants more. So effective, it's ineffective.

Meta...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:03:16 2008 No.1110754 File: 392 KB, 1000x1414, 1218517396179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what do the Cirno types taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:06:19 2008 No.1110764 >>1110754 Ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:11:01 2008 No.1110776 >>1110746 I figured that yukkuris were just so incredibly stupid that their psychic field did the exact opposite of what they were trying to get it to do. That's what I had in mind when I wrote that down on the wiki anyway.

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Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:30:18 2008 No.1110840
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Alright, so the attached image was found on a chinese image board. This image board usually yanks shit from pooshlmer or /jp/ and posts it there.

However, this image was posted and it seems new. I can't find it on pixiv or thewaterducts. Where the hell did this image originate from? Image found here:

http://2cat.twbbs.org/~kirur/touhou/imgboard.php?res=101246

The chinese sure like creating a lot of image boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 05:35:13 2008 No.1110856 >>1110620 purge it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 08:49:12 2008 No.1111462 >>1110856 TORCH IT EASY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:04:20 2008 No.1111510 sage it carefully

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:06:23 2008 No.1111517 File: 26 KB, 384x448, 1218531983000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1110480 10000 hours on MS paint

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:06:24 2008 No.1111519

>>1110179
-Yukkuri family-

Mom-->Big sis-->Little sis

-Ten minutes later-

U~! U~!

ZDOB IIID!!!

>This also explains why you sometimes see in Summery Anon's summerys things like "The screaming and crying of Yukkuris helps to relax the workers in the area" which didn't really make sense to me before I thought about it this way.

You could interpret it like that, but it's not exactly what I meant. The factory people have an undeniable sadistic urge towards yukkuris (necessary to work in a place where you do all sorts of horrible things to them all day), so the screams satisfy these urges. Against normal people, on the other hand, this theory is quite plausible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:08:20 2008 No.1111521 >>1111519 The factory is just a myth made up by the older yukkuri to scare younger ones into complacency. There's no way a place like that can possibly exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:16:16 2008 No.1111535 >>1111521 I bet some people said the same thing during the holocaust.

Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:22:25 2008 No.1111546

Anon is returning home from work, dressed in a factory worker's coat so that yukkuris stay away from him. One Yukkureimu, however, bumps into him and screams some unintelligible things about him taking it in exchange for its children. He takes it home, and i eventually explains that its children can't take it easy, so it was planning to give itself to a factory worker in exchange for help for them. Anon is not from the factory, but he's touched, so they go to their nest to see what's wrong. He finds that the koyukkuris are abnormally warm, and recalls that Eirin had said that yukkuri illnesses exist as well, and the yukkurienza is a particularily dangerous one. He takes them all home, and tells the mother to gather a lot of food for them. (Until now, they mostly threw it up.) Anon notes that the eldest sister isn't too badly affected, and it turns out that it had been through the disease when it was young. Anon tells the mother that inside the eldest, there's a medicine that can cure the others. The mother protests, but the eldest offers itself for its siblings. Anon scoops out some of its bean paste (it somehow tolerates the pain), and feeds it to the others. After a few days of repeating this, one of the koyukkuris is finally able to take it easy. The mother and the eldest are ecstatic. They keep up the treatment until all of them are okay. After this, however, the mother succumbs. The children are saddened, but afterwards, some decide to leave on their own, and some decide to stay with Anon, including the eldest, which says "If any other yukkuris get sick, use my bean paste to help them." Anon is now selling medicine for yukkurienza.

Non-good end stories coming up soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 09:29:25 2008 No.1111565 >>1111546 awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 10:03:29 2008 No.1111614 >>1111546 >Anon is now selling medicine for yukkurienza To whom? To people with yukkuri pets or to the yukkuris themselves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 10:13:29 2008 No.1111634 >>1111614 Whoever needs it, I guess. I wonder how the yukkuris would pay, though. By the way, should we make a new thread? This one is autosaging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 10:15:29 2008 No.1111638 Needs a new thread. Summary Anon is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 12 12:58:04 2008 No.1112114 File: 47 KB, 400x400, 080614_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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