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Can we have a /jp/ humor thread please

You guys are funny

>> No.11085262
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Kf0Cft2oM

>> No.11085265

Wanna hear a joke, OP?

Your life!
LMAO

>> No.11085271

>>11085248
>You guys are funny
ty man

>> No.11085278

>>11085262
hahahahaha

>> No.11085283

>>11085248
>You guys are funny
I-I-m not your clown, you du-d-ummy!

>> No.11085289

ME VERY SORRY!
YOU NO CAN HAVE HUMOR THREAD

I TOO MUCH LIKE PENILE OBJECT

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>>11085265
rofl

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>>11085262
that was gr8

>> No.11085297

>>11085262
i miss old /jp/ ;_;

>> No.11085299

A wise man once said:

You make yourself alone, open up nd be sociable. Don't make yourself a loner unless that's how you want to live.

>> No.11085307

I just can't, I just can't,
I just can't seem to get started
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane,
All that has passed and gone
Worthless!
And there ain't nothing you can do about it

>> No.11085308

A wise man once said:

Suck my cock dude.

>> No.11085303

I can't take this kind of pressure,
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long
Worthless...

>> No.11085314

Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savannah
From Tampa to old Kokomo
Worthless...

>> No.11085310

Worthless!
Pardon me while I panic!
Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!
I come from KC Missouri,
And I got my kicks out on Route 66
Ev'ry truck stop from Butte to MO

>> No.11085319

I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did
And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation,
I was the top of the line, out of sight, out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

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>> No.11085325

Worthless...
Once drove a surfer to sunset,
There were bikinis and buns, there were weenies
Fellini just couldn't forget
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had
A hand in the lay of the land

>> No.11085323

>tfw spamfag isn't using sage or even nokosage

>> No.11085322

Once took a Texan to a wedding
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and returned
I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned

>> No.11085334

The world burns below you, innocent people now die
You're stricken with remorse, though much is your loss you don't cry
You clench up in anger, for war is stupidity
For mankind it's too late, and you are the last to see

Gods of war have gone insane
You've played with fire, you're to blame
Perish in flames
Perish in flames
Take a stand for what is right
Time is now so make the fight
Perish in flames
Perish in flame... die!!!...

>> No.11085331

Get up and go hit the highway!
I worked on a reservation,
Who would believe they would love me and leave
On a bus back to old Santa Fe?
Once in an Indian nation,
I took the kids on the skids where the Hopi
Was happy 'til I heard 'em say...
"You're worthless!"

>> No.11085342

Was...was that Brave Little Toaster?

>> No.11085343

is this the flanfly pre-game thread

>> No.11085348

Onegai~

>> No.11085353

>>11085342
Yes. Yes it was.

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>> No.11085402

ME SAY YOU NO CAN HAVE THIS THREAD
NO POST MORE OR I GET MAD

NO RAPE ME UNLESS U A MAN

>> No.11085512

>>11085348
i thought this web sight was dead, i check on it yesterday and it was gone

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APOLOGY FOR POOR ENGLISH
へ へ
( °Д° )

>> No.11085804

At least old /jp/ was amusing. What does neo-/jp/ do for humor? You repeat the same vapid shit over and over like the uncreative cunts you are. Le ironic shitposting and spam xD so funny lm*o

Your mom and chat speak jokes kind of stop being ironically funny when you make them in EVERY FUCKING THREAD. God damn these /a/v/ermin, you can't even make people laugh. Stop posting forever. Actually, just kill yourselves while you're at it. Fucking subhuman scum.

>> No.11085827

>>11085804
>subhuman scum
le hypocrisy

>> No.11085821

>>11085804
Your mom spams XD faggot

>> No.11085875

>>11085821
>>11085827
Don't say another goddamn word if you know what's good for you.

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