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[Anonymous No.]

Have you been following the Five Precepts /jp/? You haven't forgotten what they are, have you?

Do not kill.

Do not steal.

Do not engage in immoral sexual conduct.

Do not speak falsely.

Do not consume intoxicants.

[Anonymous No.]

I shot a squirrel with a 30-06 today. Lied to some people about reloading ammo for them.

And I'm drunk right now.

[Anonymous No.]

No. I still lie a lot. I've accepted that I'm doomed anyways so I'll live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Define immoral sexual conduct.

[Anonymous No.]

I am pirating so many things right now while masturbating drunkenly. I'm also a girl lol ;))))))))))))))

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085039
For laymen, sexual conduct which causes harm. Meaning rape or adultery, usually. Some Buddhists would be more strict however.

If you've taken Buddhist vows you are to abstain from all sexual conduct whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085046
lol this post killed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085054
Well, I'm no rapist, so I guess I'm good on all of those, except maybe speaking falsely.
What does this do for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085081
Acting immorally will incur a karmic debt for which you will suffer in lives to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085081
10 years in the tanasinn chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085095

What kind of debt? I have bad luck, would that be because of a bad previous life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085095
And if I act morally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085116
Then seek enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085125
I'm not interested in enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085102
lol I doubt anyone here even will even understand that now

id post some aa but effort and im reading a shit ln

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085134
Burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085150
Alternatively:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_Mitzvot

[Anonymous No.]

Alternatively:

I am the Lord thy God

Thou shalt have no other gods before me

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

Honour thy father and thy mother

Thou shalt not kill

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

Thou shalt not covet

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085145
What? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085156
Alternatively:

1. Ahimsa (अहिंसा): Nonviolence. Abstinence from injury that arises out of love for all, harmlessness, the not causing of pain to any living creature in thought, word, or deed at any time.

2. Satya (सत्य): truthfulness, word and thought in conformity with the facts, honesty.

3. Asteya (अस्तेय): non-stealing, non-coveting, non-entering into debt.

4. Brahmacharya (ब्रह्मचर्य): being constantly aware of the universe, immersed in divinity, divine conduct, continence, celibate when single, faithfulness when married.

5. Kshama (क्षमा): patience, releasing time, functioning in the now.

6. Dhriti (धृति): steadfastness, overcoming non-perseverance, fear, and indecision; seeing each task through to completion.

7. Daya (दया): compassion; conquering callous, cruel and insensitive feelings toward all beings.

8. Arjava (अर्जव): honesty, straightforwardness, renouncing deception and wrongdoing.

9. Mitahara (मितहार): moderate appetite, neither eating too much nor too little; nor consuming meat, fish, shellfish, fowl or eggs.

10. Shaucha (शौच): purity, avoidance of impurity in body, mind and speech. (Note: Patanjali's Yoga Sutras list Shaucha as the first of the Niyamas.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085150
Fun fact: the second has "for i am a jealous god" somewhere before or after it but jealousy is a sin

so god is in hell, meaning if you go to heaven, you can do anything you want, even travel to gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

Yama wants you to behave /jp/. For the good of your immortal soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085179
Alternatively:

1. Be excellent to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do not consume intoxicants
FUCK THAT

#YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085189

Then I must apologize to her. My soul is already marred unfortunately. I can be an example so that others don't follow my dastardly path though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085212
Don't forget #2

Party on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085227
Oh shit, how could I have forgotten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085220
I'm pretty sure there's some leeway with the fifth precept, like there is with the first. Like drinking is okay, but being a drunk is not.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11085227
#3 Fap to Eiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>11085250