/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry but I'm gonna say it;

HRtP a shit as HELL

I applaud ZUN for the creative design but the technical execution of it is terrible.

Bumpers are coded badly causing the orb not to bounce off on them in an expected fashion, 75% of my deaths are just trying to aim the ball toward the last card and having it bounce back into my face at 100 touhous per minute.

For some reason cards can take 3-4 hits to fully flip and the color codes don't seem to mean anything, red cards refuse to flip even after i flipped them down from dark purple. And some purple cards flip after just one hit.

HARRY UP triggers way too fast, and in the end bullet hell + breakout just seems to be a very frustrating mix, especially with the bad hitbox coding. Manipulating the orb to get those last few cards is painful especially with all those bullets flying at you, the bumpers, and poor control of the orb which seems to have very little variation in it's points of hit and trajectory.

tl;dr this game makes it difficult for me to enjoy my lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

i like how you skillfully included all the epic /jp/ meams but you're just shit!!!

[Anonymous No.]

who da fk still cares about touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080763

okay

[Anonymous No.]

So, a game that was ZUN's very first, and one he admits was pretty much just an Arkanoid "tribute", and will never be patched or updated - you're complaining about it? How about playing a game that doesn't suck?

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing `` creative '' about it. He stole the design from Araknoid.

[Anonymous No.]

blatant araknoid ripoff

[Anonymous No.]

I liek porny harus

[Anonymous No.]

What's offensive is that he literally sold that game. He thought it was good enough as a commercial project.

And you faggots are always going on about how Japs aren't greedy shit-shovellers like in the West.

[Anonymous No.]

The only being who is highly responsive to prayers is YHWH, for He is good and His love endures forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080951
Kill yourself out of /jp/, I hate you and every faggot that has come before you. I want you all to die by slowly bleeding to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080945
And how old games were better. Nope, app store quality crap was sold for full price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080979
Why does religion make you angry? Is there something you regret about your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081001
Who wouldn't regret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080945
How much shit...

Must a man shovel...

Before they call him a shit-shoveller ♫

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080945
To be honest, it kind of boggles my mind that people sell Touhou arrange albums for full price, and do copyright removal off of mediafire and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080951
p.s. Vagina vagina vagina.

Also cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080861

As a hardcore arkanoid fan, I am aware of this. by creative I meant that it's an interesting new approach to that game style. I'm glad he decided to stick with just the bullets though

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081012
42

(only nerds will get this joke xD)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081284
>As a hardcore arkanoid fan

what the fuck

that's like being a craps otaku or something lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081288
I don't get ironic humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081292
You have random numbers, balls and different colors, what more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081293
I could explain it to you, but it really won't help you out a whole lot. You have to pick up the various social mores and stereotypes yourself before a post like that is funny.

Though I should admit I was being double-ironic: I loved that book series and the fans are generally nice people. They just get a bad rap as quirky teenagers, probably because most of them are quirky teenagers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081292

eh...

arkanoid / breakout is a classic video game, I happen to enjoy video games and retro games in particular

and there are such things are hardcore gambling otaku, they're called homeless / dead people

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081328
>retro games

people use this term unironically?

oh god my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>11081016
It makes perfect sense to me. It's that they have no notion of "intellectual property," it's just that they don't consider a character or melody something you can copyright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11080754

You just suck. Yes the ball acts as unexpected but if you've played it enough it becomes very predictable. Also, this was coded by a nineteen year old in the 1990's.

The only annoying this is constantly accidentally-bombing when changing direction quickly and shooting, especially when there's a point item falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN
>good programmer
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