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Find Patchy pics and bring them here

>> No.11076801
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best one ever made

>> No.11076802

no fat ones

>> No.11076806

That is her face when she sees Marisa reading one of her books

>> No.11076808
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"Hey. My eyes over here. Mukyuu..."

>> No.11076813

Is this video canon

>> No.11076817
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>> No.11076822

That video took a whole ten minutes to make
>Points for relation and my pity

>> No.11076828
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Here, I found this one.
How is it?

>> No.11076826
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Really, really, why did you have to go there?

>> No.11076832

I would love being smooshed to death by Patchy's stinky stockings. If I had the choice to actually make that happen right now, I totally would. 100% serious, and I'm not suicidal or depressed at all.

I mean, I'm going to die anyway, but it's probably going to be something mundane like cancer or heart disease. Might as well go out under Patchy's smelly, disgusting, sweaty, bacteria-infested lewd feet!

>> No.11076833
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I found a Patchy pic and brought it here.
What seems to be the problem?

>> No.11076835

What...is that thing?

>> No.11076840

Makes her look like she is a disappointed teenager.
>Would repost on another thread

>> No.11076846

She wants to have cute sex in the missionary position with you, but she would feel like a slut for asking. She is flustered and embarrassed because she wants YOU to initiate, and you're being a naive dork who can't pick up Patchouli's sex signals.

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How about muscular ones?

>> No.11076848

Look just below her neck
That is the problem
>I've seen enough hentai

>> No.11076852

no muscular ones

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Never say that ever again

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I want to teach Patchy how to lift. So I can watch her exert herself, and get sweaty and smelly in the process. I would also enjoy watching her get bigger and bigger. I would put her on a fairly high-calorie, high-protein diet, so she gains some chub with the muscle. Pic related is what I'd mold Patchy into.

>> No.11076855

That's disgusting

>> No.11076858

Nuh uh! It's a cute way for me to bond with Patchouli.

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Why would you do that?
That is hideous

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Maybe she should be more assertive?

>> No.11076867


You guys are big fat mean idiots! I bet you only like super-skinny girls...

>> No.11076871

I like feminine girls.

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>"Stupid Anonymous-sama still won't pick up on my advances..."

>> No.11076875

...And maybe I'd STILL not initiate, because I want to see her squirm and fester in her own arousal! I'd keep her wanting my D until her vagina is about ready to explode.

>> No.11076877

I'm skinny
I want a non-body builder gf because I personally don't want her to look like she will rip you in half.
Forgive me for having my own opinion

>> No.11076880

But Patchy would have a bulky body, but still ACT feminine. I think that would be very cute! A shy, reserved girl who can also pick up a house.

>> No.11076887

That would be like having Arnold Schwarzenegger acting like a feminine girl. It just looks weird, her personality wouldn't match with her body.

>> No.11076885


And when she gets to the point where she just takes off your clothes in front of you, you can cover your eyes and tell her she's indecent

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>> No.11076891

>Forgive me for having my own opinion

That is fine, but you didn't have to call it disgusting/hideous. Muscular Patchouli has feelings too...

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>> No.11076895

That would never happen, she would just go and find another dude.

>> No.11076894

My bad
It was a bit harsh

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>"Maybe if I wear a revealing bikini he will finally lose it and make a move on me..."

>> No.11076900

All those guys in Gensokyo

>> No.11076901

what the HELL is wrong with your tits patchy

>> No.11076903

>her personality wouldn't match with her body.

I know! That's what I find appealing.

Probably because it's like myself. I am muscular, and want to be as big as I can be naturally. But I am still a shy, awkward, recluse sissy twink boy! I bought a whole room full of gym equipment, because I'd be too shy to ever lift in front of anyone else.

I'd love a girl that is also like that.

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That would be Yuugi.

>> No.11076911

I would never call your fantasies bad things...

But I forgive you, anon~

>> No.11076917

That is fine too. I love that picture of her looking happy/flustered because "you" are holding her hand!

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Patchy likes it in her butt,
why is she such a slut?

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This one?
I quite like it too! Very much so!

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A favorite of mine.

>> No.11076936

That's it! I'd love to have a big, tall girlfriend who is shy, awkward and clumsy.

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Patchy and Yuugi is ok too.

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>> No.11076948


So you want a man dressed in girly clothes

>> No.11076951

No! She would still have a girl's face, and act like a girl. And of course, breasts and a vagina, but I wanted to keep this conversation non-lewd...

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There is more to being cute than just being shy and fluffy and girly.
Juxtapositions can really bring out one's cuteness and femininity, like a strong, tough girl in the military that is secretly very afraid of mice.

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>> No.11076965

Wouldn't Marisa work better...?

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They both work rather well.

But Yuugi isn't slutty like Panty, so maybe Marisa would be better.

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>> No.11076987

I really love this pairing.

I want to be the Patchy in that situation.

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Don't bully Patches

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I wish I had a lewd body like Patchy.

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>> No.11077004
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Patchouli is a shy girl.

>> No.11077008

Post catchouli warmly.

>> No.11077005

I'd playfully tease her. Girls love it when you do that! It makes them wet.

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Don't be mean

>> No.11077012

Just SAY it, Patchy.

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Someone already posted that picture, DORK!

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Poking Patchy as she is doing something important!

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It's not nice to grap a touhou's chubby cheeks

>> No.11077033

I wonder how she'd react if you poked her breast...

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Working out and getting swole with Patchouli!

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one weak girl

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Patchy's gonna give you a taste of your own medicine!

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Patchy being more assertive with you!

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>> No.11077053

That's what I'm talking about!

Another cute thing would be seeing her get out of breath easily as she just starts out lifting. Imagine holding Patchy's inhaler for her, as you also gently pat her on the back and encourage her to get back in the game. Your encouragement would motivate her to keep going, and you would make her very happy.

>> No.11077058

She's sweaty and barefoot! The best combo!

>> No.11077059

Big fat patchy butt!

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Improved gate guard

>> No.11077063
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Why does Patchouli get all of the good art?

>> No.11077066

Alright, I can't lead her on anymore.

I'm going to ask Patchy to have sex with me.

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>Left to take care of apartment
Where did all of this come from?!
>Thinks for a second
I started this.
And look
It has become a thread

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poke poke

>> No.11077093
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Please do not sexualize Patchouli.

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If you do remember who else lives there

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I want to protect her.

>> No.11077130
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Is Patchouli good at making sweets?

>> No.11077132

I found a picture, but she would be very embarrassed if I posted it here...

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poke poke poke

>> No.11077138

Couldn't she just whip out some magic and make whatever kind of cookery or anything she wants?

>> No.11077153

I want to tickle Patchy's sides until she begs me to stop.

And then I'll tickle her bare feet.

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Patchy is so happy that you finally caught on and accepted her feelings!

She's just so backed up that she can't contain all the lewd feelings anymore!

>> No.11077163

I want to tickle her in a lewd spot with a lewd body part of mine.

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>> No.11077179

I would also tickle Patchy's armpits.

And then spend the rest of the night smelling my fingers.

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Patchy has started a blog. It's about the daily life of girls in the library. Would you subscribe to Patchouli-sama's blog?

>> No.11077188

I love her crazy foot fetish eyes in that one.

>> No.11077181
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Best doujin ever.

>> No.11077183

Please do not post Patchouli's butt cheeks or buttcrack!

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Sounds boring
Add some lewdity and I'll definitely subscribe.

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Will consuming entheogenic substances allow your mind to break through the dimensional barrier and enter Gensokyo?

If the shaman and other spiritual people throughout the world use these plants to communicate with beings outside of this dimension then why can't we use it to open a temporary gateway for our minds to enter into Gensokyo?

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>> No.11077214


Patchouli would discuss lewd things or post lewd pictures of herself for the world to see! She'd never even show her feet on the internet.

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No, post it!
I like it when Patchy gets all embarrassed and flustered!

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>Patchouli would discuss lewd things or post lewd pictures of herself for the world to see!

>> No.11077228

But you can see her buttcrack AND feet. It's way too embarrassing!

>> No.11077231

Yes, unusually-large-chested Patchouli.

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>> No.11077236

Already posted
In fact it was the first picture
Your too stupid for points

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Even better!
You should post it so ALL of /jp/ can see.

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>> No.11077242

No! She would DIE of embarrassment!

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No shortage of that.

>> No.11077249

The one I posted has transparency, it's better.

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If you won't post it, then I will!

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>> No.11077255


Patchy's soles are lewder than any other Touhou's vagina.

>> No.11077256

It's bigger and higher quality too.

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Too late!
I need the lewd.
Lewd pictures of Patchy's butt and bare feet are the best!

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Does /jp/ like patchy cosplay?

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patchy keeps falling!

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>> No.11077305

best patchy face i've seen

she isn't overly cute, pretty plain because she doesn't have to keep herself looking well when her face is stuck inside books

>> No.11077306


Just don't post her breasts are pubes. Got it?!

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>> No.11077311

I wanna fuck Patche so fucking hard

So fucking hard

And all of you as well!

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laying in bed with Patchy

>> No.11077314

Totally barefoot Patchy using a chalkboard!

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Patchy being even MORE assertive!

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>> No.11077322


I wouldn't be able to play naive in that situation.

I would have a huge erection.

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>> No.11077324

What is going on?

Is she embarrassed, and trying to get in that door? Is it a "thrown of the locker room naked, and the bell is about to ring" thing? Because that would be awesome!

>> No.11077327

shes scratching it like a cat cause she wants to come in!

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>And all of you as well!

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>> No.11077335

To have sex with you, or to hide her nude body from tons of perverted eyes?

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>> No.11077341

I can't take all the smelly cute Patchy feet!

>> No.11077342

Please don't use Patchy in your exhibitionist fantasies.

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She needs to pee!

>> No.11077347

Both, because that's the kind of mansion you keep!

She's very embarrassed to be all hot and horny in front of all your guests, but you refuse to open the door for her!

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Please don't bully Patchy's bountiful bosoms.

>> No.11077350

Well, then tell me the context.

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>> No.11077354


Why is she in her panties?

>> No.11077356
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>> No.11077357

Taking clothes off reduces pressure on the bladder.

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They aren't smelly!

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She had to leave in a hurry the next morning, so Patchouli grabbed the nearest clothes

>> No.11077361

Are there any doujins based on this

That sounds very great

>> No.11077363

If she has to go THAT bad, then I'm afraid she's going to wet herself.

All according to plan, because I locked the door!

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>> No.11077370

yeah same

>> No.11077371

Yes they are! They smell of sweat and skin cream.

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You don't go to the bathroom naked, do you?
Besides, she doesn't want to expose herself!

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I think it'd be hot, especially if she broke down and pissed herself while nude!

would you console a Patchy in a puddle of urine?

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But I love her breasts and pubes!
I don't have many Patchy Pube pictures though, let alone worksafe ones....

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>> No.11077400

Yes. I'd make her feel comfortable.

That happened to a girl in 4th (I think?) grade, minus the nude part. She peed herself, and asked me to quietly tell the teacher that she did. She was crying too. So I did, and escorted her to the nurse's office. I was the only person she trusted to not tell anyone, which is weird because I'm a big dumb boy.

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>> No.11077409

>Patchy Pube

I agree! I don't like lewd slits being visible in Touhou drawing. I like when girls crotches are cute and fuzzy! Bonus points if they're embarrassed, like that one of Marisa flashing her fuzzy vagina to Rinnosuke.

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>> No.11077418

Undoubtedly donut cream filling because Patchy is a big, unkempt fatty.

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>> No.11077415

I hope that's skin cream or donut filling!

>> No.11077421

Well, she needs the calories to grow muscle. A little cheat meal once in a while doesn't hurt.

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I want to do all sorts of lewd things with Patchy's feet. Licking them when she puts her soles on my face and sucking her toes is just the beginning. Now I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

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>> No.11077426

Muscle from what activity?


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It's good to get her to work out.
I'm sure with your encouragement and you as a workout buddy, she would get nice and swole! And sweaty!

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Patchouli is a youkai witch. She doesn't need to eat at all. Even if she wanted to join Remilia and maintain a 'normal' life, she'd probably forget because she'd get caught up in a really absorbing book.

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Yes, and I would get to experience it all.

When you lift heavy, you make funny, strained faces that can be very lewd-looking sometimes. I would love to see Patchy's "heavy lifting faces"!

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Patchy is fertile!

>> No.11077518

Yes. Patchouli is a girl! She is equipped with a vagina and has a female reproductive system! I would fertilize her egg with me semen, and we would be married with our child.

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>with me semen

>> No.11077538

I caught that... I read it in Mr Krab's voice, though Patchy would make more sense for obvious reasons.

>> No.11077539

Why aren't there any pics of Patchouli as a pirate?

>> No.11077552

I don't know. I tried looking for one too.
But it makes perfect sense to have one. Someone should make one.

When I get good at drawing one day, I'll make sure to draw one.

>> No.11077573

Patchy does have the best feet! They are cute, nicely-shaped, and smell just right.

Do you think she paints her toenails? Which color would look the best?

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>> No.11077589

I would love to paint them for her. I wonder if she'd let me touch her delicate feet? It would be the happiest moment of my life! I would never wash my hands again.

>> No.11077594

Maybe you can offer her a foot massage or something? I'm thinking that would work.

>> No.11077595

She doesn't have time to paint her toenails because she's too busy reading.

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>> No.11077600

Being the guy who paints her toenails. Sounds nice. Hell, I'd do it for free!

>> No.11077599

I want Patchouli to sit on my face. No homo.

>> No.11077604

I would pay HER to do that! I would rub her feet until the smell comes off on my hands.

>> No.11077606

She looks insecure, but I love the chub.

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brushing with patchy

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We are autism, but I would never change that.

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>> No.11077643

I love /jp/, even if we are autistic!

>> No.11077652

I want to take a cheese grater to Patchy's feet, lightly scrape them, and then put her sole-shavings on my spaghetti with meatballs.

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>> No.11077667

Playfully bullying Patchy's butt!

You heard me.

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Which would you fuck and fertilize, left or right?

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I missed a Patchy thread? Damn...

>> No.11077682

>fuck you
>pollinate both

>> No.11077684


But we're still here! Tell us all about how you feel about Patchy!

>> No.11077686

My Patchy can't be this flat!

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There's not enough room for that.

>> No.11077698

I gotchya. I could fill up a War and Peace size book just gushing about Patchy's feet.

>> No.11077699

I started this shit
Ill end it when I feel like
It's still going
Come join the autism

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I found a good one

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Why the feet?

>> No.11077752

Because they are perfect in every way.

>> No.11077784

Was War and Peace only one sentence long?

>> No.11077794

No, you big dumb baka! But I could sit down and write a novel about Patchy's feet if I wanted to. I just don't want to on /jp/, because you'd all bully me!

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Don't tell /jp/ what to post faggot

>> No.11077802

No you couldn't! If you went any further than "I really like her feet" it'd be redundant!

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I love Patchouli-chan

I want to marry Patchouli-chan

And all of you as well!

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Voice was too deep in MoP2 sounded like a dude and Koa was annoying glad Marisa shot her in the face

>> No.11077824

Nuh uh!

All the things I want to do to Patchy's feet... Oh, I could go on forever!

Just curious: are you Yuuka-lover anon?

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>> No.11077838

Ara...? A...arara..!

A-a...amm, a...are you saying you want to ma...marry all of us?! *flushes red*

Umm... em... um.. e..ehe, well... It's a little bit sudden, but.... um... uuu...

>> No.11077841


Dota? ew

>> No.11077842

You can only do so many things to a persons feet! I doubt those things could fill that many pages.

I like Yuuka, but I wouldn't say I'm a Yuuka lover. I really love Yukari though!

>> No.11077844

share that map, dude

>> No.11077853

These pictures are making me want to masturbate

>> No.11077859


Although um, I'm sure she would be flattered that you think that way of her... umm.. please don't say such... umm... such perverted things in the presence of our lady Patchouli-sama...!

>> No.11077872

blog.midnightinsomnia com/

>> No.11077877


stop, go roleplay somewhere else retard


>> No.11077881

>You can only do so many things to a persons feet!

Ya gotta think outside the box! So many pages I can fill just talking about the smell of Patchouli's godly feet.

>> No.11077884

What's the fucking point in making a fucking IMAGEboard with a stupid 150 image limit per thread?

>> No.11077889

Who's roleplaying? Is roleplaying as yourself a thing now?

>> No.11077891

150 is a lot, this isn't a booru.

>> No.11077900

>150 is a lot

Not for Patchy! She'd need, like a 10000+ image limit.

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m00t said threads could have more but it takes up too much bandwidth if you want to help him pay for the site i'm sure he'd be glad to expand the image limits

>> No.11077915

I don't want to have this coversation anymore but I feel like I should respond anyways. I had a good time, anon! I love you! Bye!

>> No.11077921

That faggot should spend the money he waste to meet zun with the site.

>> No.11077926

It was a fun thread. I could never get such an odd-yet-satisfying conversation on any other board than /jp/. I love you too, anon.

>> No.11078084

Does anyone have goth Patchy pics? :)

>> No.11078122

Where's the hairy Patchy pictures?

There is a severe lack of lewdy touhou pictures with pubic hair.

>> No.11078213

Start a new thread with that link and keep the Patchy thread alive

>> No.11080401

That artist draws some cute pictures.

>> No.11080718

The feet he draws look so soft.

>> No.11080772

It's the blend of pink and fleshtone.

>> No.11080942

Those are still the most glorious pubes i've ever seen.

>> No.11081021

I can't post anymore images.

>> No.11086026

The ones that are already here are enough.

>> No.11086102

Was it worth bumping an at-image-limit thread to post that? Jesus.

>> No.11086123

Yes, you fucking retard, look around for a second.

>> No.11086136

Why not >>11078231 or >>11081971

>> No.11086252

Page 10 has priority, for obvious reasons.