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>get home
>notices your house was ransacked
>everything of value stolen
>in the middle of your room, a rabbit
>looks at you and grins
>"Are you upset?"
>what do you do

>> No.11075739
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>> No.11075738

sell her to a sex shop, use money to re-buy all my shit

>> No.11075741

Grab her ears and cuss dat bitch out
then be like "where ma moni, where ma moni"
then sell her

>> No.11075745

>>11075739
I liked that, any more like it?

>> No.11075746

>>11075734
Is this some sort of karmic punishment for all of that shoplifting that I never got caught for?

Also can I use your anus as an onahole?

>> No.11075742

skin her (secondaries won't get this)

>> No.11075753
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I marry her!

>> No.11075752

>>11075742
The White Rabbit of Hare? Something like that?

>> No.11075755

Spank her ass like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.11075760

>>11075756
THIS
THIS
THIS

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>> No.11075772
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Tewi why?

You're supposed to bring good luck to humans, not steal their shit.

But I assume she doesn't have my stuff with her, she might have not even stolen my things. It seems rather unlike her. Maybe she is asking the question in earnest and is wondering if I want to get it back, perhaps with her aid.

Time to go on an adventure with Tewi.

>> No.11075773

Why does she wear a carrot?

>> No.11075776

>>11075772
>tells her you want to get everything back with her help
>she holds back a laugh
>"okay, let's go then"
>she gives you a list of her customers
>the first on the list is Yuuka
>you're pretty much screwed
>what do you do

>> No.11075785

>>11075776
strangle her and sell her to yuuka as a stress-reliever

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>>11075785
Could you bring yourself to strangle a little girl?

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>> No.11075796

>>11075792
If she broke in my house and sold everything? Yeah.

>> No.11075797

>>11075792
I could sodomize her

Big Tewi but stuff-a stuff stuff

>> No.11075803

>>11075792
I wouldn't strangle her. But I would lock her and spank her twice a day with a hairbrush. No sex, just arousing spaking to replace all the porn I lost.

>> No.11075804

I beat the fucking shit out of her.

>> No.11075809

So, let's say you beat the crap out of her. What happens next?

>> No.11075812

>>11075801
Tewi seems to be new to the whole buttsniffing circuit

She should take a few pointers from little Rumia

>> No.11075818

I'd give her a nice dicking as punishment, but she would probably enjoy it because she is a lewd whore rabbit.

>> No.11075816

>>11075809
I throw her unconscious body out the window and attempt to restore my daily life.

>> No.11075820
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>>11075734
>>11075776
Who are you meant to be quoting?

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Depends.
If it's that Black Tewi, it's murder.
If it's the other, I try to interrogate her.

>> No.11075839

>>11075820
Since when do you need to quote someone to use greentext? I though I could post a greentext story.

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Can you accept her feelings, /jp/?

>> No.11075853

>>11075839
It's always been that way.

>> No.11075850

>>11075846
I'd spank her too and lock her with Tewi in the magical basement of magic.

>> No.11075851

>>11075846
Maybe if it wasn't a sample image.

>> No.11075852

>>11075824
I wanna impregnate Black Tewi!

>>11075846
Fairies are the onaholes of Gensokyo!!!

>> No.11075858

>>11075853
Only on /jp/ then, because /x/ is full of greentext stories.

>>11075846
Don't take over my "let's rape Tewi" thread with your cute fairy.

>> No.11075855

>>11075846
Why the HELL not?
Daiyousei is pretty cute.

>> No.11075856

>>11075839
Get out

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>> No.11075864

>>11075862
>bloomer over panties
what the hell is this

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>>11075776
Well Anonymous, I wouldn't expect a burglar to just stay behind and grin at me.

It would be akin to going home and finding a loved one murdered in cold blood and finding the Devil himself standing over their dead body, looking at you with a grin on his face and asking if you are upset.
There's a good chance that he isn't there because he was the one that murdered your loved one, he would most likely be there for something else....

I'd assume something similar with Tewi.

Regardless, having something sold to Yuuka isn't that bad. She's not an inherently bad person and won't just kill me the second I show up. I'm sure she is open to reason.
I'd be more curious as to which of my possessions Yuuka would want in the first place.

Even so, I'm brought to Gensokyo in your situation, so I really don't give a damn if Tewi sold all my possessions. But what it does give me is an excuse for adventure in regaining all of my stuff and a good reason to meet all the denizens of Gensokyo. I'm sure most Touhous would be willing to return my things if I do a favor or task for them. I would need to go down the list. Tewi-san would be my troublesome sidekick.

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Rabbit in heat.

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Best idea ever:
Lock Tewi in a room with Koakuma.
Promise them that you'll be back tomorrow.
Wait 3 days.
Open the door.
Enjoy the sight of Tewi crying in a corner.

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too-wee

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>> No.11075890

>>11075878
What a grand adventure indeed :
"Let's get back all my stuff, with my noble party of heroes !"

Might as well start a story here and now.

>> No.11075892

>>11075883
I'd rather lock myself into the room with Koakuma.

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>> No.11075924

I kick her out

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>>11075890
>Go down the list of buyers
>Find out that they are all your favorite Touhous
>Tewi did this stunt as an excuse for you to meet all your favorite Touhous and befriend them

>Get to the last person on the list
>It's your name
>No item is listed
>"But Tewi-sama, I didn't steal anything."
>"Oh, but you stole my heart!"

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>>11075941
>"But Tewi-sama, I didn't steal anything."
>"Oh, but you stole my heart!"
What if i'm not interested in her?

>> No.11075949

>>11075941
Cute post, but you can do without abusing quotes and spoilers.

>> No.11075952

sodomize and fuck any hole in her body, especially her anus,

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>>11075948
Well she'd only say that if you went down the Tewi Route.
Otherwise she would say you stole an adventure out of her, or her friendship.

>>11075949
Sorry.

>> No.11076113

>>11075941
That was cute.

>> No.11076116

>>11075734
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11076148

>>11076116
Your mother.

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