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Ask a /jp/er anything

>> No.11071361

Why are you so fucking gay? Why can't you post a cute girl I can put my dick in?

>> No.11071368

God damn it, I want to meet a boy like that.

>> No.11071363

Are you a cute boy like the picture you posted?

>> No.11071372

>>11071363
I am more cute than that

>> No.11071369

>>11071363
>>11071368
Fucking gays, I hope you die.

>> No.11071379

>>11071376
I don't need support, kid. I'll slay all of you alone.

>> No.11071374

Click clack 'gainst my head wenAnnotatet the Glock
From a hoodlum on the block
Whispered to me "What you got?
You'll get shot if you refuse to come up off that
What made you floss that outside the package store?
You know we out here like wolves searching for antelope
Lambs, and sheep, prey on weak
Don't you reach under your seat, I'll bust your head like cantaloupe"
Then I replied "Out for a nightcap
Didn't bring my tool with me cause I assumed that I'd be right back
Shawty said the neighborhood was cool and it wasn't like that
But here you are with a loaded gun and I'll be damned if I'm gon' fight back"
So he went on to loosen up on the aggression
And proceed to lecture me on the troubles of recession
And ain't that many jobs outchea hiring convicted felons
So instead of buying what he want, he taking what they selling
Then bailing into the darkness, forever on the grind
Addicted to the feeling of wine

>> No.11071376

>>11071369
You forgot to tag your message #slaythegay

>> No.11071381

>>11071372
Do you have a boyfriend?

>> No.11071384
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cute image OP

>> No.11071393

>>11071381
I have my jaypee friend, we cosplay togheter if you know what I mean.

>> No.11071402

I want a non-virgin /jp/er to laugh at my tiny phimotic penis and tell me what an honour it is that they're willing to de-virginize someone as pathetic as me.

>> No.11071407

>>11071393
How does such a cute boy not have an official boyfriend yet?

Please post a non-lewd photo.

>> No.11071412

>>11071393
If you mean sex outside of marriage please leave.

>> No.11071443

>>11071402
Do you have a tiny phimotic dick?

>> No.11071479
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11071479

>tfw no /jp/ qt bf to explore sexually on a lazy summer day

Where are you

>> No.11071502

>>11071443
I'm not him but I do. AMA

>> No.11071504

Can you be my friend?

>> No.11071509

>>11071502
Is it smelly?

>> No.11071512

>>11071479
If you're looking for a bf, there is no need to explore your sexuality any further. You are already confirmed as a fucking faggot.

>> No.11071517

>>11071509
Not usually. There are periods when It gets really smelly (usually after popping a blood vessel during masturbation) for a week or two but usually its pretty much odorless / standard penis smell.

>> No.11071518
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>>11071504

>> No.11071532
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>>11071517
>(usually after popping a blood vessel during masturbation)

>> No.11071523

Anyone in Portland, Oregon? I remember there was a small meet up.

>> No.11071527

>>11071512
Please don't bully my future boyfriend.

>> No.11071530

>>11071518
Thank you, friend.

>> No.11071537

>>11071532
I'd post a picture for reference but I think it would definitely be Not safe for work.

>> No.11071551

>>11071517
How do you pop a vessel during masturbation? Is it painful?

>> No.11071549

>>11071517
How do you even pop a blood vessel on your dick? And why would it cause it to smell?

>> No.11071565

>>11071551
>>11071549
I don't really know how it happens. I haven't been able to observe whats going on inside my foreskin for over 10 years now. Sometimes these thick veins form around the head of my penis and sometimes they pop during masturbation and bleed a lot for a couple of minutes. Then for a week or two afterwards the wound leaks really smelly yellowish stuff from under the foreskin.

>> No.11071573

>>11071568
well I'm alive after a decade of it ain't I.

>> No.11071568

>>11071565
I don't think that's normal, anon-kun.

>> No.11071577

Have you started beating off then not finish and when you look at your flaccid penis it's all swelled up in the top end because the bloods still there?

>> No.11071578

>>11071565
That seems really unhealthy, I'd go and get it checked out if you don't mind going to a doctor. Hopefully they won't remove your foreskin, that would hurt more than any infection you might get. Masturbating without a foreskin is far less pleasurable unless you use lube.

>> No.11071579

>>11071350
What do you think, when will /jp/ vanish in its own, ironic arsehole ?

>> No.11071596

>>11071579
I don't think there's anything ironic about this thread

>> No.11071605

>>11071596
Ironic ironicness de-counters irony.

>> No.11071608

>>11071517
How am I supposed to know what a standard penis smells like if the only penis I've smelled is mine?

>> No.11071610

>>11071608
Ask your girlfriend.

>> No.11071617

>>11071608
Either you go outside and ask people to smell their dicks, or you invent "Share-a-smell".

>> No.11071627

Once I was masturbating with my phimosis dick and it smelt really bad and when I looked down there was white/yellow stuff leaking out.

That's the only time it happened.

>> No.11071631
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11071631

Are you what they call a "degenerate Otaku"?

>> No.11071643

>>11071631
I'm still waiting for someone to nuke the entire UK

>> No.11071653

>>11071650
Because it's full of degenerate shitposters

>> No.11071650
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>>11071643
Why?

>> No.11071651

>>11071627

Every time this happens i get the image of Sanae complaining about stinky cocks and it just turns me on further.

>> No.11071666

>>11071631
I totally forgot about this.

http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

>> No.11071668
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>>11071651
>>11071653
Stop bullying ok.

>> No.11071673

>>11071650
He wasted a perfectly good laptop!

>>11071549
Death grip

>> No.11071679

>>11071627

I want to peel your foreskin back with my mouth.

>> No.11071686

>>11071679
Not if I use mine first.

>> No.11071695

>>11071651
The smell turned me on too but I was afraid something was wrong so I stopped masturbating.

I hope it happens again so I can keep going.

>> No.11071696

>>11071686

We can both do it.

>> No.11071704

>>11071699
How do you like your man's chest?

>> No.11071699

I don't have a boyfriend ;_;
I really want to find a boy who I can be extremely submissive to, and dress as a girl for him, and do anything he wants sexually, as long as he cuddles with me and lets me nuzzle into his chest after..

>> No.11071700

>>11071650

Why would you abuse your laptop like this?

>> No.11071703

>>11071699
>as long as he cuddles with me and lets me nuzzle into his chest after..
Woah, that's gay, dude. Be careful

>> No.11071709

>>11071643
They're the worst posters on 4chan.

>> No.11071705

Stop it /jp/, I just masterbated ;_;

>> No.11071710

>>11071703
it won't be gay if i dress up like a girl
>>11071704
i would like it if it wasn't hairy

Think like how the guys from "Free!" are, but maybe not as muscular

c-can we have a /jp/ meet up guys? I'll really do anything you want me to do

>> No.11071711

>>11071699
the best part of that post was the part that it will never come true!

>> No.11071712

>>11071709

I'm English and even I agree.

>> No.11071717

>>11071710
Please don't objectify men to such high standards.

>> No.11071715

>>11071650
how mentally ill do u have to be on a scale of 1-10 to do something like in that .gif? I'd love to find that fedora wearing retard and shove that bayonet up is urethra before I take a .45 to his dome and make him beg for his life.

>> No.11071716
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>>11071709
Indians (entirely banned)
Australians
Americans
UK

4th worst isn't bad. At least we beat you Americans.

>>11071705

>> No.11071722

>>11071715
Kirinofag status:
[x] Rustled

>> No.11071724

>>11071716
It's west coast Americans that are the shit posters. Specifically the Californians.

>> No.11071728

>>11071709
I'm also English and I also agree.

I made those posts about how the UK should be banned, because it'll ban shiteposter and some other people. As long as I can still lurk, /jp/ will only benefit.

>> No.11071725

>>11071715
>I'd love to find that fedora wearing retard and shove that bayonet up is urethra before I take a .45 to his dome and make him beg for his life.
About as mentally ill as you.

>> No.11071726

>>11071715

Chill out dude it was probably an old broken one anyway.

>> No.11071727

>>11071722
what the fuck is a kirino

>> No.11071730

>>11071724
Interesting.

>> No.11071741

>>11071738
Do they even have internet down there?

>> No.11071735

>>11071710
jp meet up therad.
[_] Yes
[X] No

>> No.11071737

>>11071727
Its the name of that girl in that Chinese cartoon isn't it? I don't know, the last one I watched was Lucky Star.

>> No.11071738

>>11071716
Don't forget South Americans.

>> No.11071746

U.S. Southerners are the best posters.

>> No.11071744

>>11071716
Indians are banned? Why? What did they do?

>> No.11071747

>>11071738

Its looking more like everybody is just shit in general.

>> No.11071748

>>11071726
Looks like it was working fine to me. That guy probably thought 'lol i'm so tuff I bet ppl will repost this epic .gif on 4chan all the time'. I'd love to kill him.

>> No.11071749

>>11071443
I do. It's so embarrassing and has completely destroyed my self-esteem.

But if someone was to blatantly insult me in the way I deserve, that could be exciting...

>> No.11071750

>>11071744
I think I remember moot saying some time he had their whole country banned because of all their scamming pyramid schemes and spam, or something. Maybe that's out-dated, I'm not sure.

>> No.11071752

>>11071749

I'm more of a mother figure, so I wouldn't do that to you. I'd want to teach you and peel it back for you though.

>> No.11071757

>>11071752
theres a difference between foreskin peeling and phismosis ya doofus.

>> No.11071754

>>11071537
Don't worry, no one on /jp/ has a job anyways.

>> No.11071764

>>11071749
I bet sucking a phimosis dick is extra sexy, because the texture and slight build-up of smegma that you can't directly lick, but adds a distinct matureness to the entire experience.

>> No.11071765

>>11071754
weird I've gotten banned dozens of times for posting NSFW material. x)

>> No.11071758

>>11071752
I'm scared, that hurts. I first did that when I was about 17 and it was the most painful thing ever. I've rarely done it since...

>> No.11071762

>>11071710
>I'll really do anything you want me to do

Will you pretend to be my friend?

>> No.11071771

>>11071758
Did you peel it back all the way? I try every time I masturbate but it's too tight.

>>11071752
Please teach me how to peel it back!

>> No.11071776

>>11071765
You can just post links to nsfw material

>> No.11071784

>>11071716
Do we even get Indians?

>> No.11071782

>>11071764
Please don't say those things.

I'm not trying to tease you or anything, but the thought really makes me feel uncomfortable.

I slightly want to be picked on, but actual lewd activity might be too far. I'd think I want someone to take advantage of me, but while it's happening I'm sure I would regret it...

>> No.11071788

>>11071771
theres plenty of easy and working home remedies for stretching out a phismosis foreskin. I never bothered because I'll never have sex so I dont give a shit.

>> No.11071789

>>11071771
>Did you peel it back all the way?

I did! It went past the head, but it felt like it was ripping. I was almost sick (as in, actually vomiting as a reaction). It's not so bad now, but it still hurts.

I have done *that* before, but I didn't even know it was supposed to go that far back.

>> No.11071792

>>11071782
>but while it's happening I'm sure I would regret it

I'll make sure you won't ;-)

*slurp slurp slurp*

>> No.11071791

I remember when I first discovered how to pull my foreskin back. I was a teenager, it was shocking. I was tugging the skin in the bath, and could see something inside the foreskin but I had no idea what it was. So I pulled quite hard to make the tip pop out, to get more of a look at it, and then after pulling a little harder the foreskin peeled back quickly. I panicked and didn't know if it would go back inside, so i pulled the foreskin back over it. Then experimented a few times peeling it back to help loosen the skin.

I was shocked to discover that for all those years, the only smegma I had under it was a tiny little piece near the top.

>> No.11071795

Why are all the UK posters so lewd?

Why are all the Canadian posters so passive aggressive?

>> No.11071798

>>11071795
why are Scandinavian posters so sub-human?

>> No.11071800

>>11071792
No I mean unironically, I'd feel like I'm being violated. I just know it.

If any /jp/sies live in England and would be interested in something like this, but could handle me changing my mind, could you leave an email address?

>> No.11071801

here enjoy

>http://www.phimocure.net/#!product-info/can

>> No.11071802

>>11071795
Americans are more open about sexuality than in the UK so posters from there have a lot of sexual frustration built up.

>> No.11071805

>>11071765
>>11071792
>x)
>;-)
Stop that.

>> No.11071807

>>11071800
What am I signing myself up for? Do I get to suck a dick?

>> No.11071810

>>11071802
You having a giggle, m8?

We invented dogging and the average virginity-losing age is 15.

I'm abnormal as HELL but even I had my dick sucked at an alcopop party when I was 13.

Don't Americans go to church and all that bollocks?

>> No.11071816

>>11071807
I don't know. Maybe we could just talk and hang out?

I'm not cute and I don't mind if you're mean to me.

Then we can see how things go, I suppose? But I'm not promising anything, and I want the right to change my mind.

>> No.11071818

>>11071810
I wanna 'dog' a 35+ blindfolded mother of 2 children.

>> No.11071822

>>11071810
What the fuck is "dogging"?

>> No.11071831

>>11071822
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29

>> No.11071837

>>11071800
>If any /jp/sies live in England and would be interested in something like this
>>11071631

>> No.11071840

>>11071831
So exhibitionism? "Invented" lel

>> No.11071842

>>11071816
I don't think I would feel comfortable doing lewd things with you.

A delicate flower like you needs a patient and caring boy/girlfriend to take your innocence away.

>> No.11071848

>>11071840
No, and it has a whole culture built up around it, retard. Like sucking cock in a pub toilet, or banter. Americans just don't get it.

>> No.11071855

>>11071848
>Like sucking cock in a pub toilet

Isn't that just a gloryhole?

>> No.11071854

>>11071842
Thank you. I think I'm acting more confident on the internet than I really am.

I'm so confused. I don't know what to do.

>> No.11071857

>>11071848
I guess you have to be an actual degenerate to "get" it. Fucking islandscum.

>> No.11071866
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Any /jp/ virgins want to meetup and do lewd things?

>> No.11071869

>>11071854
You poor thing, now I want to meet up just so I can give you a big hug! Then we could eat some cake and talk about cute things.

>> No.11071870

>>11071855
No, they share a stall. I've been in adjacent stalls while it's happened. It's very classy, and kind of funny how middle-aged otherwise-heterosexual men talk to each other about it.

>> No.11071879

>>11071866
It depends, will I still be a virgin afterwards?

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>>11071870

>> No.11071882

>>11071869
Do you live in England?

I would seriously like that a lot. I can get a train to anywhere. If you don't show up, that's okay, I think I'd just enjoy riding a train.

>> No.11071903

>>11071870
They just don't get it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2xNKzOgNw&feature=player_detailpage#t=296s
4:56

>> No.11071906

Meido-chan should really do something about all the gays tainting our board.

>> No.11071914

>>11071908
You mean people on /jp/ are human beings and not special snowflake extraterrestrials like yourself?

Oh nooo...!

>> No.11071908

There is a whole board for this
>>>/lgbt/
Or if you just want to meet up for casual sex, go to /soc/

How the fuck did this become accepted on /jp/? You're acting just like the normals you despise. Doing it with someone from /jp/ doesn't make it any less disgusting.

>> No.11071910

>>11071882
I live in Ireland, sorry.

>> No.11071919

>>11071914
Wow what a stupid post

>> No.11071917

>>11071908

fuck off to >>>/a/ you weeb nerd

>> No.11071923

>>11071908
/lgbt/ is gay

/jp/ is hedonistic

>> No.11071926

>>11071908
The subhumans have completely taken over.

>> No.11071936

>>11071908
Forget it. It's probably the same idiots like >>11071914 , >>11071917 or >>11071923 bumping this thread over and over.

>> No.11071945

>>11071923

this

im ok with moralfags and lewdfags, i just don't want them shitting up the board anymore than it needs to be

>> No.11071946

As an asexual this thread is disappointing.

>> No.11071946,1 [INTERNAL] 

Y delete?

>> No.11071946,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11071946,1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect

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