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How's your morning /jp/? Why haven't you made tea yet?

>> No.11070716

>>11070714
Damn good choice too faggot!

>> No.11070714

IM MAKING COFFEE MORAN

>> No.11070719
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>> No.11070720

But it's almost 5 PM.

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>>11070720
I'm from the past anon.

>> No.11070739

I want to go get some coffee but I have no money.

>> No.11070750

>>11070739
You have my sympathies anon-kun.

>> No.11070756

>>11070750
Can I have your money instead?

>> No.11070760

>>11070756
Im broke too anon. Living by myself but I have to work. Suffering.

>> No.11070765

I have, it was good.

>> No.11070769

>>11070756
Give me your anal virginity and I'll take real good care of you.

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Oh, I can get this for £1.00. Time to walk to the supermarket.

Looks like I won't be giving >>11070769 my anal virginity after all!

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I want this because it has a funny name but it's £3.50.

Maybe I can sell someone something on the way to the supermarket.

>> No.11071659

All I drink is gunpowder tea

>> No.11071690 [DELETED] 

>>11071659
Gunpowder tea is nice. I used to have a big bag of it.

Lately I've just been drinking Lipton's tea though. orz

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If you don't have the autismbux to afford a fancy espresso machine, I recommend the Aeropress along with a $2 wand-based milk frother off any Chinese wholesaler. I'd also invest in a cheap coffee grinder, but that's optional--pre-ground coffee isn't nearly as nice and degrades way too quickly.

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There's always iced tea on standby during summer.

>> No.11072368

>>11072356
I just put some long jing in the fridge. Too bad I don't have an ice tray for ice cubes.

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Bought myself another vaccine, some patchouli incense and made myself a big cup of green tea.

It's a good evening.

>> No.11072418

>>11072413
What do you need a vaccine for?

>> No.11072448

>>11072418
I'd like to work on something like a international container boat and for that I need many vaccines.
I need one every 3-4 weeks. This time, it's the Twinrix.

>> No.11072483

>>11072448
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

>> No.11076616

As a matter of fact, I am drinking Earl Grey with honey right now.

>> No.11076678

>>11070692
The elderly Japanese lady who lives next door gave me tons of imported green tea but I haven't made any yet.

First I need a tea pot.

>> No.11077353

I really like Ito En jasmine green. Even if I brewed jasmine green at home, it wouldn't taste the same. Speaking of which, why do bottled and canned green teas all mostly taste the same (speaking about UCC and Ito En in particular), which is mostly nothing like what you'd brew at home?

>> No.11077353,1 [INTERNAL] 

Where my tea brotakus at?

>> No.11077353,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,1
The OP was banned for excessive posting of fumos.

>> No.11077353,3 [INTERNAL] 

i like tea :3

>> No.11077353,4 [INTERNAL] 

Where do i buy good tea anyway?

>> No.11077353,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,1
Hello, I am about to drink some tea.

>> No.11077353,6 [INTERNAL] 

I just want to die already!!!!

>> No.11077353,7 [INTERNAL] 

Dear diary today I got some shampoo. It's lavender scented and I hope it makes me smell cute!

>> No.11077353,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,7
I want to smell cute..

>> No.11077353,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,8
Start by using cute smelling soaps and shampoos! V05 makes a super cute smelling strawberry shampoo. It's part of their Moisture Milk products and the official scent is Strawberries and Cream. There's also an 'oatmeal' scented soap that some hippie brands make that smells kind of like an oatmeal cookie.

If all else fails, just spend large amounts of time baking cookies. You will start smelling like cookies. Specifically, you'll start smelling like vanilla and/or cocoa. To maximize this effect you should make checkerboard cookies. As a side effect you'll get to feel like a cute little girl baking cute cookies.

Also shave your armpit hair. It traps a lot of bacteria and the smell overpowers all delicate cute smells very easily.

>> No.11077353,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,9
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to start away.

>> No.11077353,11 [INTERNAL] 

How do I acquire authentic cute girl smell?

>> No.11077353,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,11
Fuck loli childs and cuddle with them every day. If you rub lolislit and lolijuices all over your body every day, you'll eventually become very cute.

>> No.11077353,13 [INTERNAL] 

Is there anywhere I can purchase dried cute girls to put into my bathwater?

>> No.11077353,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,13
6fb8xrjD0vD4pq.onion

>> No.11077353,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,14
ummm should I go to this page

>> No.11077353,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,15
Did you know that the NSA put Tor users as their first hacking priority?

>> No.11077353,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,14
Unable to connect
>4pq
Is this a ruse?

>> No.11077353,18 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/J3hRyMU.jpg

anyone else knows this feel?

>> No.11077353,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,18
My roommate jewed the internet super hard by streamign netflix 24/7 so I may as well know that feel

>> No.11077353,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,19
block netflix in your router then watch them try to figure it out with tech support for weeks

>> No.11077353,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11077353,20
That's extremely passive aggressive, I just told him to try downloading tv shows as awhole over night instead of streaming them throughout the day.

>> No.11077353,22 [INTERNAL] 

oh my god it smells so good ive been showering every single day

>> No.11077353,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11070739
do a moka

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