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It's Midsummer Eve tonight, meaning it's the day of witches, alcohol, summer and sex, everything that's /jp/ related!

How are you gonna celebrate /jp/

>> No.11067881

I'm drinking beer, but I doubt that counts. I drink beer when I can get my hands on it.

>> No.11067885

I'm going to celebrate by filling up about 100 pages of paperwork before tomorrow morning

>> No.11067889

im gonna jerk off to some 3D when my dad goes to sleep

>> No.11067898

Sitting here extremely sleep deprived.

>> No.11067960

>sex

Don't remind me. I missed out on this part of life.

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dillers, duder

>> No.11067971

>>11067876

/jp/ and sex aren't ever in the same sentence. Nice try though.

>> No.11067972

So it's kind of like Walpurgisnacht? I've never heard of it.

>> No.11067985

>>11067971
Stop it with this virgin meme already. Everyone here is a perfectly adjusted person.

>> No.11068026

>>11067985
A lot of people have been trying to force that idea lately. Soon liking 2D will be seen as ironic.

>> No.11068595
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But the day of witches is Walpurgisnacht / May Day / Beltane, isn't it?

If only I was the little fairy girl, in the deep dark forest, celebrating around a fire with all the fae beings and kindly witches. ;_;

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Fuck the maypole

>> No.11068669

>>11068595
Is that the thing that was in Bible Black? I have jerked off to that many many times!

>> No.11068678

>>11068595
It's the Summer Solstice!

We Witches are in tune with the seasons and elements of nature, and follow and honor them very closely..

>> No.11068697

Witch here. I practice the old Craft on my own. My plans for the evening are to build a bonfire at the beach, sweep out + cast a circle, and compose a song on my electric piano by drawing from the Elementals in the order of Fire, Wind, Water, Earth.

>> No.11068699

>>11068697
Why not Earth first?

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>>11068678

There are some differences in the meaning and means of celebrating from country-to-country I think.

I personally like the Russian Ivan Kupala Day...

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I'm going to listen to music alone in the dark.
Maybe look at porn, get bored and have a shitty orgasm.

>> No.11068764

>>11068699
It is the hot season in my part of the world; honoring the Fire element feels the most appropriate to me.

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I'm both high AND drunk.

>> No.11068801

>>11067972
Walpurgisnacht is only one festival; there are typically four every year held at around the same times, but their names vary, such as Lith, Yule, Imbolg, Beltane, Lughnasadh Samhain, All Hallows' Eve, Calan Mai, Calan Gaeaf, etc

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ignore the Wiccan elements/colors

>> No.11068891 [DELETED] 

>How are you gonna celebrate
I'm already drinking, does that count?

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>>11068891

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>>11068896

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I'm going to rub hallucinogens on my broomstick and grind my pussy on it

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>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

>> No.11068905

>>11068891
>>11068904
Reported for ban evasion.

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>>11068905
>>11068907

>> No.11068926

>>11068891
Still an alcoholic then piggy?

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Probably a walk in the forest at night, as I do most summer nights. The air is pleasant, things are mostly quiet, once my eyes dilate: everything is bathed in a beautiful blue light. The fireflies should be out soon, I also enjoy watching the bats who fly around right above me. Every once in a while they get close enough I can see every detail of their bodies. There's a nice spot along the bike path I really like, where the trees form a comfortable canopy over head with just an opening at the top for the moon to shine in. I just wish I could make a bed there and sleep to the distant sound of a panflute.

>> No.11068939 [DELETED] 

>>11068926
I only drink once or twice a week, lately.

>> No.11068940

I wrote some shitty fanfiction alone in my room.

>> No.11068946

>>11068939
Alcoholic.

>> No.11068951

>>11068941
lmao fag

>> No.11068951,1 [INTERNAL] 

Get owned Sudo.

>> No.11068951,2 [INTERNAL] 

reporting the HELL out of Sudo

>> No.11068971

Is this the NEET thread?

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>>11068951

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>>11068946
I like how the janitor submitted a ban request but didn't delete my other posts. Quality moderation.

>> No.11068997

go outside for a smoke and finish listening to the new yeezy album

>> No.11069000

>>11068998
I think hes falling apart at the seams, porky.

>> No.11069003

>>11068998
Fight the establishment Sudo!

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>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

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>>11069000
>>11069003
It's not like bans have any effect, anyway.

>> No.11069023

>>11069017
Then why did you leave us for so long porkchops?

>> No.11069023,1 [INTERNAL] 

holy shit Sudo is owning jani

>> No.11069034 [DELETED] 

>>11069023
I haven't been in the mood to post on 4chan in general. I've been lurking /jp/, /tv/ and /c/ for quite a while.

>> No.11069030

>>11069017
Until you get range banned wwwwww

>> No.11069037 [DELETED] 

>>11069030
Fortunately Comcast has a massive range.

>> No.11069049

>>11069034
Filthy crossboarder.

>> No.11069048

>>11069034
I kind of understand, I've definitely decreased how much I post on 4chan over the past few months.

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>>11069049
No bully pls.

>> No.11069062

>>11069054
If for nothing else I detest you for getting that shit meme off the ground.

>> No.11069078 [DELETED] 

>>11069062
I didn't initiate it, as much as you might want to belive.

>> No.11069089

drink alone, sad , with no witch, no sex, but atlease i have you /jp/

>> No.11069111

I'd drink with you my porcine friend, I know it will never happen, but I would get drunk with you Sudo.

>> No.11069113

>>11069054
Kill yourself.

>> No.11069126
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I do not celebrate paganism.

Every day I wish that the missionaries could have reached Japan just a few centuries earlier. Then they would have been able to convert everyone before Gensokyo split off into its own dimension and their souls would have been saved.

>> No.11069126,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11068951,2
Wth was never funny

>> No.11069134

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11069126,2 [INTERNAL] 

all of sudo's posts got deleted but the janitor still left the thread up

time to see if I can get it deleted

>> No.11069134,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11069126,2
Nice try sucker.

>> No.11069142

>>11069134
please don't say that...
i can get a job...
i can beat touhou on easy...
not NEET

>> No.11069151

>>11069148
OK

>> No.11069148

Is this the NEET thread? Yes or no, please respond.

>> No.11069154

>>11069151
f**k u

>> No.11069156

>>11069148
It's a special edition of the NEET thread

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>>11069154
What the heck was that for

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>>11068941
I used to do that and also go surfing at sunset. Now I'm too obsessed with having pale skin to do outside things during the daytime. I have a vampiric aversion to the sun. I completely reversed the farmer tan I used to have. It took me about 4 years of always covering my sleeves and neck with a zip-up hoodie.

>> No.11069555

>>11069331
I'll show you my strong bulge, dude

>> No.11070012

>>11069555
>white ren

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>>11069331

Why the interest in having pale skin?

I like having pale skin too. It makes me feel pretty, delicate, and graceful. A lot of normals think I have an oxygen problem because of how pale I am. I work in a hospital and have even had nurses stop me and take my oxygen, even though it's 100% normal

Oh well. I like how I look, and that's all that matters

>> No.11070127

Does this mean we're through half of summer?

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>>11070127
this used to be middle of summer like 200 years ago but thanks to global warming we're more like 1/3 throught it

>> No.11070223

You Europes are confusing. Why would you call the first day of summer a middle summer. Do you know what the word middle means?

>> No.11070244

>>11070223
Why do you call the last hour of the day midnight?

>> No.11070248

>>11070223
They probably think summer starts in May or some dumb shit like that.

>> No.11070286

I'm spending the night at my parents'. I kind of wish I had stayed at my apartment 'cause I can't stand my dad, especially when he's drunk.

I think I'm gonna sneak out and get blazed. 420!

>> No.11070298

>>11070244
During equinox it would infact be the middle of the night. Saying it is only the end of a day means there is no night.

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I'm gonna drink a bottle of rum and be depressed some more.

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