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Why is she so perfect?

>> No.11058284

>>11058283
Back off, loser. She's mine.

>> No.11058283

Because she's my wife.

>> No.11058292

>>11058284
Are you a girl or boy?

>> No.11058307

>>11058292
I'm a man. Why do you ask?

>> No.11058309

>>11058307
Everyone knows that the only true pure love is between two of the same gender. So she's mine.

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>>11058309
Ew, gross. Stay away from my pure Takane. She has no time for dike trash like you.

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>>11058319
She deserves better than a one-trick one-minute pony like men like you.

Posting pics of my wife..

>> No.11058339

Takane's severe autism is cute.

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>>11058321
Stop lying to yourself. Takane deserves a strong man who she can rely on for both protection and comfort, not some loud and smelly femy.

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Just be quiet now.

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The purest, best, only form of love.

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>>11058357
I love winter clothing pics

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>>11058426
Nylons are way better for keeping warm in the winter than thigh-highs.

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>> No.11064684

Condense your Takane threads.

>> No.11065041

If only ZUN!bar was here...

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>> No.11065247

>>11058283
>>11058284
>>11058292
>>11058307
>>11058309
>>11058319
>>11058321
>>11058333
This looks awfully familiar

>>11058402
>only form of love.
only form of friendship.
FTFY

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>> No.11065915

>>11065882
... goddammit. All I can think of with this picture is about some ugly twat protesting outside with a sign saying that this debases women.

Feminists have ruined Hooters for me.

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>>11065915
I don't have Hooters here.

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>>11058278
because she resembles your mother

>> No.11067702

>>11065882
Why aren't they wearing stockings?

>> No.11067739
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>>11067702
Nude legs are attractive.

>> No.11067768

>>11065915
Yeah, and NTR fetishists have ruined exhentai for me.

Many feminists have come to terms with the necessity of the sex trade. The objection to commercialization is largely an anticapitalist argument, which is slowly fading as women's lib fades from relevance and its proponents age and die off.

>> No.11067801

>>11065915
Go to Bufflo Wild Wings instead

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>> No.11069303

>>11069302
Stooooop

>> No.11069641

>>11065882
There's a Hooters near a Wal-Mart that I always go. Maybe I should give it a try.

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>>11065936
All that meat

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>> No.11070174

>>11069302
Is this a fetish?

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>>11070174
I'm sure it's someone's.

>> No.11070366

>>11069641
please no! you must remain pure!

>> No.11071493

>>11070366
>pure
But I want to see if ladies actually dress like that and if they actually have big boobies. It's not like I want to get ride of my purity...I don't think there is that kind of "service" available at Hooters.

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>> No.11071981

>>11071977
What's your deal?

>> No.11071977

>>11071951
Fuck off.

>> No.11071996

Takane butts and anuses?

>> No.11072019
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>>11071996
Takane perfect butt. Takane perfect breasts. She's a goddess.

>> No.11072089

>>11072019
She is indeed beautiful. I want to hug her really tight.

>> No.11072194

>>11071951
What a slut. I always knew this idolmaster was a floosy.

>> No.11072241

>>11072194
Watch your fucking mouth you asshole.

>> No.11072266

>>11072241
How do you think an average girl with nothing particularly special other than her looks gets to be an idol?
She must get passed around every weekend with the higher ups or the "sponsors" for her concerts.

>> No.11072300

>>11072266
No. Listen, kid, you better not start this bullshit about shady idols business. If you are so eager to call someone a slut I recommend you to call your mother and bark at her how much of a cock-hungry whore she is.
Takane does not deserve that sort of treatment and less from scumbags like you.

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>>11072300
She gets with the lowliest employees now, too used up for the big money to even bother with a used up rag like her.

>> No.11072382

>>11072328
It's funny how you ignore my post to continue your charade. I am going to be direct with you, I don't care about how many sluts left you in your life before, I don't care about your stupid fantasies, I don't care about your putrid mind. This is not the place for you and neither are your OPINIONS about Takane or other idols. Please seek professional help.

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>>11072328
She would never do such things. Takane is a good girl.

>> No.11072406

>>11072382
are you le mad?

>> No.11072407

>>11072399
>Tanake gargling a wad of cum

gross

>> No.11072444

>>11072328
Don't post this disgusting shit here again faggot.

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what's up with all the newfaggots crying slut in every thread?

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>>11072464
>newfaggots

>> No.11072506

>>11072464
It helps a lot just ignoring them. They want to hook you into talking nonsense about girls just so they can derail the peaceful thread and make it a lewd conversation instead. They are degenerates, lowlifes, no good idiots.

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>>11072586

>> No.11072627

>>11072586
Mother trucker... you are still at it?

>> No.11072651
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hibiki a pet

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>>11072651
Those potatoes looks like they would be too hard for her stomach.
Try feeding your Hibiki with some half-digested squid instead.

>> No.11072685

>>11072651
She's a nice pet.

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>>11072651
Hibiki my wife.

>> No.11072913

>>11072868
dogfucker

>> No.11072939

>>11072913
We sometimes do it doggy style yes. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.11072948

>>11072328
I love this artist. That pic of Chihaya getting nailed by the janitor in a dirty bathroom is the best.

>> No.11072949

>>11072939
With a dog.

>> No.11072950

Please /jp/ stop having lewd thoughts on my wife.

>> No.11072953

>>11072949
Like dogs.

>> No.11072967

>>11072953
Get out, you sick fuck. Only a dog would fuck a dog.

>> No.11072972

>>11072967
>>like
>in like manner with; similarly to; in the manner characteristic of
>resembling (someone or something)

>> No.11072985

>>11072972
Yeah, you fuck a dog like a dog. Case closed. Bestiality is a felony. Have fun in jail, fucker.

>> No.11072992

>>11072985
>Have fun in jail
I'm sorry but the authorities can actually see the difference between a girl and a dog. You however cannot.

>> No.11073004

>>11072985
Bestiality is only bad if you are giving instead of receiving. Just saying...

>> No.11073054

>>11073004
Check your sub privilege.

>> No.11073063

>>11073004
It's potentially lethal then.

>> No.11074223

>>11072651
Takane a big lovely sister
Hibiki a slightly younger imouto

>> No.11074225

>>11074223
They're both oneesan types in my book.

>> No.11074226

>>11073004
Getting screwed by animals is not good for your head.

>> No.11074247

>>11074226
Not good? Maybe you're risking some kind of infection or disease but it's just another fetish. If a man or woman wants to get screwed by a dog or another animal, they should be allowed to do so in safe way for both the pet and them.

>> No.11074283

>>11074247
I think you're being a little darwinistic.

>> No.11074596

>>11074283
Women getting screwed by dogs is ok.

>> No.11075274

>>11065882
I like me some hot wings~

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>>11065882
So I did some research on the Seesaas(シーサー) that's written on Hibiki's t-shirt. It's a Okinawan folktale,
a amulet mounted on high ground such as a roof or a gate and it scares away the evil village demons.

However, in this case it's just referring to, I believe, a Okinawan restaurant called Okinawa Seesaa. http://www.okinawa-seesaa.jp/

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>>11075310
That's interesting to know.

I assume it's indeed that restaurant seeing the context.

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>>11075333
Yeah. Can't say for certain it's that restaurant but that was pretty much the first result on google. Suppose it depends on the artist as well.

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takane is the master and hibiki is the pet

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takane is white and hibiki is brown

takane has superior superhuman master race genes and hibiki is the best that inferior genes can do

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hibiki is exotic

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so how does chihaya compare?

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I'm going to marry Hibiki.

>> No.11075564

>>11075561
are you takane?

>> No.11075567

>>11075564
I will be her Takane if she wants me to be her.

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>>11075567
You sound beta as hell.

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>>11075573
You are interpreting it wrong. If I can get close to her by becoming Takane then I will. Either way is fine, I will marry her.

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>>11075583
"anything 4 u sweethart oh please let me only lick you're feet.., "

- you, masterbeta

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>>11075588
That's masochism. "Babe you look sexy as fuck. My dick is gettin' rock hard, oh my god. There's gonna be some hot and wild fuckin' tonight babe. I'm gonna make ya all mine." is what I would say.

>> No.11075599

klixy please.

>> No.11075602

Hibiki and Takane are a super cute pairing. just saying.

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>>11075598
you sound like such a virgin lmfao

>> No.11075610

>>11075605
Watch it faggot or I'll make you my little cockslave.

>> No.11075611

>>11075602
They are good friends.

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>>11075610
did you mean "cocksleeve" or did you really want to say that you wanted to my cock to be your slave so you can ride it whenever you please?

in any case, you're really a virgin homo gay lol

>> No.11075616

>>11075613
I will turn you into my slave klix. I will make you lust for my dick.

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>>11075616
virgin queers like yourself hold no sway over me

sorry bucko why don't y ou go back to fantasizing about how you'll marry a cartoon character L O L

>> No.11075634

>>11075630
Bitch, I rather marry a cartoon character then somebody as disgusting as you.

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>>11075634
you sure change your tune very quickly when you're getting wreckt

your a joke and a laughing stock and a beta, go straight to hell subhuman loser

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>>11075636
Don't try to hit on me now.

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>>11075650
yea we're done here kid

conversations over, im leaving you with your erection dripping and royal blue balls lol

get a gf loser

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You both have shit taste.

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>>11075660
I know you want it. Can't let it get past me, you're far from plastic. Talk about getting blasted.

>> No.11075676

>>11075664
its funny because iori is literally the worst idol

is she suposed to be the rich ojousama? outclassed by takane

if shes suppoed to be the spoiled brat? outclassed by chihaya

is she supposed to be the ugliest idol? outclassed by... actually thats the one thing she's the best at LOL

>> No.11075686

>>11075682
I will give Hibiki a bath with my tongue. I love sweaty 'biki.

>> No.11075681
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Why do you people always post other idols in Takane threads?
Make your own, kudasai.

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hibiki a wet dog smell

give bath

>> No.11075684

>>11075681
Blame them for bringing up my idol.

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>>11075676
>iori
>ugliest

You are so gay, when you fill out forms, and it asks for ethnicity, you put Faggot.
You are so gay, when they asked you for a sperm sample, you farted into a cup.
You are so gay, when you were born the doctor spanked you, so you sucked his dick.
You are so gay, your butt hole has it’s own butt hole.
You are so gay, you give monkeys aids.
You are so gay, when you have sex, the monkey asks to wear a condom.
You are so gay, anytime you walk down the street, its considered a gay pride parade.
You are so gay, you can only wear super pink, the gayest color in the universe.
You are so gay, that you are too gay to work at Abercrombie.
You are so gay, you have to brush your teeth with sperm remover.
You are so gay, you sneak your underage friends into gay bars by hiding them in your asshole.
You are so gay, you can’t even get married in Hawaii.
You are so gay, you can take so many dicks in your asshole at one time that you look like a peacock.
You are so gay, your tears are made of sperm.
You are so gay, your blood type is AIDS.
You are so gay, on your license under sex it says anal.

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Please make your own threads.

>> No.11075695

>>11075694
But they are shit.

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>>11075695
With posters like these, that doesn't surprise me.

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>>11075689
you aren't allowed to talk to me that way

>> No.11075702

>>11075699
This pretty much is /jp/. It will always be like this.

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>>11075702
It doesn't have to be this way.

>> No.11075709

>>11075705
>>11075707
/jp/ is shit posting general. Filled with autistic fags and other shit.

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>>11075702
It doesn't have to be that way.

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>>11075709
It doesn't have to be like this!

>> No.11075712

>>11075709
You mean filled with people like you?

>> No.11075714

>>11075710
Good luck with that.

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>>11072868
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>>11075672
>>11075689
>>11075583
>>11075588
>>11075598
>>11075605
>>11075613
>>11075630
>>11075701
>>11075707
fuck off faggots

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>>11075953
Ummmmmmmmm...

How about no?

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>>11075701
If she ain't the best, then I will eat my hat.
Sorry, but it has to be this way.
Faget.

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