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Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:50:02 2013 No.11054536 [DELETED]

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>/jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:51:01 2013 No.11054540 File: 207 KB, 442x317, 1770580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:51:46 2013 No.11054538 Video pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:54:01 2013 No.11054550 faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:54:01 2013 No.11054551 NEAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:54:31 2013 No.11054548 Is this the NEET thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:55:46 2013 No.11054554 this board sucks right now peace

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 22:55:46 2013 No.11054555 >>11054550 Suck my dick dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:00:01 2013 No.11054572 >>11054555 epic quints dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:01:17 2013 No.11054575 >>11054555 How about you don't even reply to me faglord sissboy prostate goddess, you're not even worth my time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:01:46 2013 No.11054574 >>11054572 those aren't quints you nigger

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:02:47 2013 No.11054577

>>11054575
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	my blog Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:03:46 2013 No.11054582 Today my pet chicken was killed. My parents keep chickens to grow up and eat but I got very attached to one so they ket me keep it as a pet but today a fox killed it and I am very sad. I spent the whole day crying. Thank you for listening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:03:46 2013 No.11054583 >>11054577 God, stop talking as if you hold some moral high ground. You're on enemy territory, so just shut the fuck up and don't tell others what THEY should do when it's you who's obviously in the wrong.

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:05:16 2013 No.11054588

>>11054583
Come at me you plebeian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree’s by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average tumblr browser. There are many who far surpass me. Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of music no one on this site listens to, and using our own image macros to mock yourself. You forgot your “My face when” by the way, the text suits you perfectly. Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:15:02 2013 No.11054625 >>11054582 Thank you for sharing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:23:46 2013 No.11054645 >>11054582 Aren't foxes rare?

>>	None !AzUnyA..AA Mon Jun 17 23:35:09 2013 No.11054685 >>11054536 d-did you fuck it?

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:39:01 2013 No.11054704

>>11054625
You're welcome.

>>11054645
They are common where I live, even if you don't see them that much.

My father said he would shoot it but I asked him not to because I don't want anything else to die. I wish the fox could have told me it was hungry, I would have given it food and my pet chicken would still be alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:41:01 2013 No.11054713 File: 147 KB, 957x279, jp normal people.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:49:46 2013 No.11054745 >>11054713 That is so heartbreakingly cute. Oh my god

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:51:47 2013 No.11054753 >>11054704 how old are you and are you a male or a female. I must know

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:52:16 2013 No.11054756 >>11054713 I want to put my dick in his butt. I bet that would make him feel safe and confident.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:52:46 2013 No.11054759 File: 57 KB, 704x480, 1363032892020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11054713 I love this guy already

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:57:16 2013 No.11054772 >>11054756 >>11054759 Calm down, "he" was likely a "she" In society a man crying from that would be laughed out of the store and beaten in the parking lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 23:59:47 2013 No.11054785 >>11054753 I'm 21 and a boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:02:01 2013 No.11054799 >>11054785 How big is your wiener?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:02:17 2013 No.11054800 File: 203 KB, 500x469, 7bcb9566f6ca61d706273787981848f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11054713 I would give Kogasa a hug too, why is this so surprising?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:03:02 2013 No.11054804 >>11054713 Awwww!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:06:16 2013 No.11054814 >>11054799 Average I guess? I don't know, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:06:31 2013 No.11054817 >>11054772 I think it's sad that there are men low enough to find it necessary to commit violence for such a ridiculous reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:07:31 2013 No.11054819 >>11054704 Was your chicken in a pen or fence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:08:31 2013 No.11054823 I like your videos a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:09:47 2013 No.11054826 >>11054582 Did it have a name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:12:46 2013 No.11054837 >>11054819 A simple pen. >>11054826 I'm not very creative so I just called it my chicken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:13:31 2013 No.11054840 >>11054704 I wish I could hug you, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:17:17 2013 No.11054848 File: 53 KB, 402x300, c0061551_11060488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11054704 Something tells me that your father is probably a grizzled badass and your the shame of his loins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:18:01 2013 No.11054854 >>11054840 Thank you. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:19:16 2013 No.11054856 >>11054713 Why is /jp/ so damn cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:19:31 2013 No.11054858 >>11054848 you cant even post on /jp/ if your very existence isnt an embarrassment to your family

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:31:17 2013 No.11054881

>>11054704
Son: Oh no! A fox killed my precious pet chicken
How many troubles we face together, chicken and I?
I shall never forget your companionship.

Father: How dare that fox cause pain to our family,
I shall hunt that bastard down and kill it!

Son: No father, please do not hunt it down, I wish to see no more bloodshed.

What a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 00:39:47 2013 No.11054904 >>11054856 Because they act like children. Why children are cute is something I don't understand but maybe you do.

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