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Did you do your reps yet, /jp/?

>> No.11053332

Just finished them actually.

>> No.11053339

Sit-ups are hard

>> No.11053338

Youmu is a girl?

>> No.11053367

youmu is fit

>> No.11053372

>>11053338
Youmu is girl!

>> No.11053375

Anatomy.

>> No.11053379

>>11053339
fatso

>> No.11053382
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>> No.11053391

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

>> No.11053396

>>11053318
youmu is fit!

>>11053382
patchouli is fat!

>> No.11053394

>>11053382
I would love to just walk over to her and feel her up without her permission. I mean, she's so stupid and horribly fat, what could she possibly do about it?

>> No.11053397

I want to put it deep into Youmu.

>> No.11053419

Working out is extremely overrated. People always talk about working out to get a Girlfriend and make yourself feel better. Not true at all. If you have a shitty life and you're ugly then working out isn't going to make a difference.

Even more so these days when all the nice girls want is "cute" boys who are tall and skinny who look like that guy from Twilight. None of them want a meat-head and the ones who do are riddled with STD's and psychotic bitches who just want to have their vagina rammed in a one night stand. Might as well just get a prostitute.

Of course some people do it for the health but who the fuck cares about that? You're going to die anyway.

You're better off getting a good education and getting rich. The cute girl you're with will only be with you for the money but at least she's cute and takes care of herself.

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You can do it too!

>> No.11053436

>>11053428
Crocs, Orin? Seriously?

>> No.11053439

I can say with pride that I've never worked out in my entire life. People who let fitness control their lives sicken me.

>> No.11053440

>>11053419

Yes, working out to get girls is silly but I wouldn't brush off doing it for health reasons. Even if I just spend my days admiring 2d girls I'd like to do that as long as I can without my body falling apart.

>> No.11053447

>>11053419
Wow, I have never seen such hard denial as this.

>> No.11053450

>>11053439

I understand your latter point, but how are proud? Aren't you letting other people's opinions control your actions (though through rejection rather than acceptance)?

>> No.11053456

>>11053447
denial of what?

>>11053440
And then tomorrow a plane crashes into your house. I guess all that time you wasted at the gym was worth it huh? Fucking idiot.

>> No.11053464

>>11053456
You fucking disgust me.

>> No.11053460

>>11053450
No, because I still wouldn't work out.

>> No.11053468
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>> No.11053469

>>11053372
girls don't have a pee pee

>> No.11053467

>>11053456
Running can be pretty fun though.
You should at least try it once.

>> No.11053473

>>11053456

Go back to /a/ you pathetic sack of shit

>> No.11053486
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Make sure to keep fit and stay active!

>> No.11053480

Youmu getting all sweaty and smelly during her workout!

>>11053338
Youmu is a girl!

>> No.11053493

>>11053469
ya they do but it is different

>> No.11053496

>>11053456
Jesus Christ you are just pathetic.

>> No.11053507

>>11053382

>> No.11053513
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>>11053456
Despite my mild social anxiety, I somehow managed to sign up for a gym two months ago and since then went three times every week.
One hour of general cardio/fitness stuff and then one hour on the cross trainer. I've managed to lose quite some weight already.
Please don't say working out is for normals. Even someone from /jp/ can have fun working on his body. Just imaging you're doing it for your 2D loli wife.
That's what I do. When I meet her one day, I don't want to have to be ashamed of my body. She's beautiful and takes good care of her body, so she deserves someone who does the same.

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Yuugi comes up to you and asks if you would like to lift with her and be spotting buddies.
How do you respond?

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>> No.11053512

>>11053509
y-yes please...

>> No.11053518

Working out is for normals.

>> No.11053519

>>11053318
ｎｏｔ　ｙｅｔ．　ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｄｏ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｓｉｎｃｅ　ｍｙ　日本語　ｉｓ　ｔｏｏ　ｄｅｇｒａｄｅｄ．

>> No.11053523

>>11053513
I occasionally go for walks or pace my room repetitively, that's enough exercise. One of the advantages of 2D is that they can't see you.

>> No.11053524

>>11053509
Sure, let me lift those titties.

>> No.11053534

>>11053509
Piss off.

>> No.11053531

>>11053513
Keep it up, anon!

>> No.11053548

>>11053513
I think there is a distinction ro make.
If you are fat or obese and you want to wirk out and feel good Id say thats OK because, really, fat people are gross.

But if you are already slim and your weight is not threatening your life and your goal is to be a muscle head studd and use terms like "ripped" then youre a normal tool that belongs in the shed.

Fair enough?

>> No.11053550

I wish to begin running, but I can't even run for one minute without feeling tired. Embarrassing. My legs are just so extremely weak, that's the main issue. The second one is that I get winded very quickly, and that I blame on my parents smoking all the time when I was a kid.

I'm certainly not fat, but I definitely feel like I'm not in shape either.

>> No.11053553

>>11053550
Do ten squats every time after you go to use the toilet. Something relatively simple will help you out in the long run.

>> No.11053563

>>11053548
Obesity has more to do with genetics than it does with exercise.

>> No.11053572

>>11053563
This thinking makes me embarrassed to say I'm an American.

>> No.11053573

>>11053550
jog for a short time(even 30 seconds should be enough for the beginning), slow down for twice that time, run again for a short time, et cetera.
Go running 2-4 times a week. Increase the running time every week.

But be careful or you might get runner's knee.

>> No.11053587

I used to hit the gym three times a week just to stay remotely close to in-shape, but couldn't realy stay motivated.

But then I recently discovered indoor rock climbing. It's really fun and triggers the same gotta-clear-this-route instinct as touhou games. Now working out is easier because it's a means to a goal (being able to clear higher difficulties) instead of hurr I can lift this heavy thing X times. It seems like a very good /jp/ activity.

>> No.11053586

>>11053553
>>11053573
I'll try these, thank you.

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>>11053367
Youmu lifts!

>> No.11053594

>>11053588
Did they fug?

>> No.11053609

>>11053588
I want to rub Youmu's thick, bulky musclefat arms.

>> No.11053611
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>>11053511
haha, what a loser, bet he barely 1cc:ed on normal

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>>11053456
good one buddy

ever notice how people who are so vocal against working tend to sound really bitchy, like they are going through a menstrual fit?

>> No.11053633

>>11053587
i'd like to do rock climbing too. but honestly the "gotta-clear-this-route instinct" can very well be triggered by weightlifting workouts, at least for me. Guess it's just not your thing.

>> No.11053638

>>11053633
>weightlifting workouts

Go away.

>> No.11053645

>>11053638
"People do things that I do not like! Waah!"

>> No.11053654

>>11053638
I sure will, you butthurt try-hard subhuman!

>> No.11053656

>>11053645
Fuck off, Big McLargeHuge.

>> No.11053658
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>>11053638
catpcha fatimid ymells

>> No.11053660

Lifting won't help me reach my target weight of 115 lb.

>> No.11053662

>>11053660
Spending some time in Treblinka might help you with that

>> No.11053664

>>11053658
>>11053654
>>11053645
These kinds of posts just go to show what type of people that the people who enjoy weightlifting are.

>> No.11053669

>>11053664

Says the guy who goes on to write 2000 character posts about touhou fanon

>> No.11053666

I lived the hikki life too long and hurt my back.

I'm trying to unfuck myself so I can take it easy again. Don't neglect your health and fitness, /jp/, it only hurts you more and costs you more down the line.

>> No.11053667

>>11053662
I tried to go, but they were closed.

>> No.11053671

>>11053664
Because you are coming off any better, yeah.

>> No.11053672

>>11053667
You can always try Somalia and Ethiopia, or try to get accepted NKR if that's more your thing.

>> No.11053674

>>11053664
/fit/ comes in and ruins threads whenever we talk about exercise, that's probably it. Just goes to show no matter how much muscle you have you are still a shiteating shitposter.

>> No.11053675

>>11053671
I actually am coming off as a better person because I'm not insulting people and using memes.

>> No.11053677

>>11053672
The problem is that where there isn't food there isn't internet. It's a real dilemma.

>> No.11053678

I think I fucked up my back on squats today. I can barely walk around.

>> No.11053682

>>11053675
Insults and memes are the lifeblood of /jp/.

Although as far as I can tell "go away" is not a meme.

>> No.11053685

>>11053675
You can't hide behind your passive-aggression from everyone, at least not from me, because someone who tells some chump to go away and makes loads of assumptions about him because he likes to do some stuff you don't doesn't comes off as a better person but instead as an egocentric with an axe to grind.

>> No.11053687

>>11053682
The lifeblood of /jp/ is Touhou and VNs.

>> No.11053694

>>11053687
There's only like 1 or 2 VN threads at once, and nobody actually talks about the Touhou games.

The lifeblood of /jp/ is 2hu shitposting, creepy idol threads, and ankispam.

>> No.11053698

>>11053694
>creepy
Oh so you're one of those judgemental normalfags I keep hearing about, huh

>> No.11053701

>>11053685
Start talking about real things, homostorm.

>> No.11053702

>>11053694
Which is it, '2hu shitposting, creepy idol threads, and ankispam' or 'Insults and memes are the lifeblood of /jp/'?

Like it or not, '2hu shitposting' is still Touhou. Those one or two VN threads are still VN threads. Also if you could refrain from using terms like '2hu' that'd help to make you not seem like the random shitposter that you actually are.

>> No.11053727

There are still people on /jp/ who believe Touhou is accepted here, wow.

Touhou posters are objectively the worst posters on this board.

>> No.11053731

>>11053698
Go back to your shithole, scum.

>> No.11053733

>>11053694
The lifeblood of /jp/ is whining and bitching about what belongs and doesn't belongs on /jp/

>> No.11053734

>>11053701
Your bitchiness is very real

>> No.11053736

>>11053727
You are still trying to pull that gimmick, wow!

You don't know when to quit do you. Go home buddy.

>> No.11053743

>>11053685
>passive-aggression
Here comes /jp/'s psychologist.

>> No.11053744

>>11053734
>post about shit no one gives zero fucks about
>get told in a correct manner
>bitch about it in a completely ambigious, nonsensical way
>get blatant insults
>respond in joy! finally someone speaks your language

>> No.11053751

>>11053743
I'm sorry if you are interested but I'm finished for today.

>> No.11053766

>>11053744
tell me more, /a/-chan

>> No.11053773

>>11053733
I thought the lifeblood of /jp/ was wanting to snort women's pubic hair into their nose and wear their pee-stained panties on their heads.

>> No.11053783

How many of you exercise your pubococcygeus muscle?

>> No.11053784

I haven't done them in several months.

Most days, when I wake up, I just feel like shit the entire day. Once in a while I'll feel good and do things, but then I'm afraid of going back to sleep because I know I'll feel like shit the next day.

>> No.11053787

>>11053736
He's right, however.... there's a reason people shitpost a lot in thoe threads, Touhou subhuman

>> No.11053796

>>11053783
I do. I've gotten to the point where I can masturbate with a shower head by holding it underneath the head and quickly flexing and relaxing the muscle.

Wanna see a video?

>> No.11053794

>>11053787
I'm sure 'he' is!

>> No.11053795

Whenever I lift and then go to play a shmup, I'm able to dodge just about everything.

Coincidence? I think not.

>> No.11053800

>>11053766
*prolapses on thread*

>> No.11053803

>>11053794
Don't sass me, fagstorm.

>> No.11053807

How am I going to get a cute, Japanese boyfriend if I don't work out?

>> No.11053810

>>11053796
Yes, please!

>> No.11053824

>>11053796
You don't have to flex anything. The pressure on your head will make you cum nether the less.

>> No.11053835

>>11053687
There aren't more than five VN threads up at a time. Touhou is everywhere but what distinguishes /jp/ from the rest of them is what I've just said..

>> No.11053841

>>11053800
*shits on ur prolapse*

>> No.11053852

Working out takes too much energy and makes my arms hurt.

>> No.11053888

I stopped exercising several months ago.

How can I start again?

>> No.11053899

>>11053888
by excersigin you fuken moran

>> No.11053907

>>11053899
I don't know how to do it properly, please help.

>> No.11053911

>>11053824
There's not that much pressure. I'm uploading it now.

>> No.11053917

>>11053888
Fuck you, shithead. You stole my get.

>> No.11053940

>>11053917
Sorry, it was an accident. How can I give it back?

>> No.11053961

>>11053940
Gets can only be repayed in blood.

>> No.11053974

http://www.mediafire.com/?cak10p51h6ntf9w

Maybe one day I won't need to use a showerhead.

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>> No.11054003

>>11053888
Please help, I don't want to die.

>> No.11054019

>>11053974
Derek

>> No.11054023

I want to actually visit the gym and work out, but I'm too scared to go there because it's full of loud sweaty Mexicans.

>> No.11054091

>>11054019
no birus :--D

>> No.11054097

>>11053419
>>11053456
is this what they call a yolo otaku?

>> No.11054107

>>11054023
id work out with you

after we could take a shower together after rubbing our sweaty bodies together

id whisper in your ear as I entered you

"wat 2hu wud u fuk"

>> No.11054112

>>11054107
That's gay.

>> No.11054114

>>11054112
hot*

>> No.11054122

>>11053548
If you can't pick up 250 pounds you aren't a real man.

>> No.11054121

How do I become attractive?

>> No.11054124

>>11053961
>repayed in blood
/thread

>> No.11054126

>>11054121
Get fit, dress well and never open your mouth.

>> No.11054148

>>11054146
Which touhou would you lift with?

>> No.11054146
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>>11053509
>tfw no touhou to lift with

why ;_;

>> No.11054169

>>11054148
Patchouli's too fat and would be just tedious cardio... so...

I'd bulk together with Yuugi and we'd make each other shakes ^_^

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I get my exercise running from the GPD and moshing in the pit with Kyouko-chan

>> No.11054234

>>11054169
I would love nothing more than to sit silently next to Patchouli in her study, wordlessly reading the pages together with her for hours on end.

>> No.11054252

>>11054194
Dirty secondary

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>>11054234
pfft you want to read instead of workout with your touhou waifu?

s-sometimes I think that /jp/ doesn't even lift...

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>>11054252
I'd like to sit in the underground palace with Satori, mindlessly watching her write books as we both listen to Loveless.

Do you think she listens to Touched, or does she automatically skip it?

>> No.11054291

>>11054256
I like reading, and I like Patchouli, so it's like... wonderful!

And I don't need to work out; my BMI is 21.23 and body fat averages at 13%.

>> No.11054296

also I'm a cyclist.

>> No.11054298

>>11054291
My BMI is 14, is that bad?

I don't know what body fat average is.

>> No.11054307

>>11054298
You're really underweight then!

Body fat average is something you can have checked with calipers when you get a physical.

>> No.11054311

>>11054307
Is being underweight bad? Who decides what weight I'm supposed to be?

>> No.11054320

>>11054311
Shut up and get in the oven.

>> No.11054324

>>11054311
whatever makes my dick hard should be what decides

>> No.11054327

>>11054320
Was anyone else taught that the Jews were killed in giant ovens?

>> No.11054333

>>11054327
I thought the Holocaust was a lie.

>> No.11054331

>>11054311
I dunno, are you healthy? Do you feel healthy?

>> No.11054340

>>11054331
I don't get sick very often but I don't feel good most of the time, I have trouble eating.

The last time I was sick was 8 or 9 months ago.

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>>11054311
Underweight is only unhealthy if you're REALLY underweight.

Either way no one wants to be an auswitch skeleton-mode... right? It'd be easy for you to bulk up too.

and s-sorry my /fit/fag is showing... i used to be a skeleton and now im 6'0 180lbs 8% bf

>> No.11054364

Ah, when I was a kid I was bothered by my doctor and parents constantly to try to eat more. Now I'm at a normal weight, but it didn't become that way until halfway through college.

>> No.11054373

>>11054354
Do you really mean it would be easy? Please help me senpai!

>> No.11054393

>>11054373

Yes, it's easy. Just eat more. The end.

>> No.11054401

>>11054373
Its hard to say, depends on your genetics and metabolism.

Some people can eat everything and don't gain a lot of weight or become obese, but have to worry about congestion of arteries.

Some people still weigh a lot even if they exercise regularly and balance their diets.

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>>11054373
i feel like you're a really elaborate troll and idk we're getting off topic anyways but

just eat big and lift heavy or if you dont have access to weights bodyweight routines are decent... skinny guys get aesthetic really fast as soon as you start lifting and eating

>> No.11054411

But be careful about building a lot of muscle. If you build up lots of muscle and then lose the desire to maintain it, that bulk won't just disappear but becomes space for storage of fat reserves later on.

>> No.11054417

>>11054401
No.

>> No.11054419

>>11054401
hahaha no, just no.

it doesn't have to do anything with your genetics / metabolism sorry bud.

unless you have a tapeworm or a rare as fuck disease its calories in calories out, if you are eating more than you are expending you're going to gain if you are eating less you'll lose its that simple.

wait isn't this /jp/ and not /fit/? someone post more touhous or something

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I'm unforgivably pig ugly so I don't see the point.

And don't give that shit about "Lifting for yourself".

>> No.11054434

>>11054404
So I just do the things in that picture? I have trouble eating so I'm not sure I could eat all that much. Thank you.

>>11054419
How can I calculate these calories?

>> No.11054448

>>11054434

If you buy anything processed it should have the calories on the labels. For whole foods, you can find the info on websites (I use http://nutritiondata.self.com/).).

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>>11054426
ok ive been lifting for over five years and training INTENSELY and eating properly counting calories etc.
I'm 18 and i've never had a girlfriend in my life, once you really get into lifting you really REALLY just start lifting because you just want to give your life meaning or something man... and yes lifting will make you attractive (pic related, not me tho)

>>11054434
wow honestly you sound sincere about this but i dont want to shit up this thread any longer. email me or somehting

>> No.11054456

>>11054448
Thank you, so I just need more to gain weight? More than what though, how do I calculate how much I use?

>> No.11054465

>>11054419
>doesn't have anything to do with your genetics / metabolism
>calories in calories out
Dude brah, dude the amount of calories you use could be genetical

>> No.11054467

Wow we helped someone today!

Way to go guys!

>> No.11054474

>>11054419
yep calories are not involved in metabolism at all hurr durr

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>>11054465
wat

>> No.11054479

>>11054462
who le fuck are you

>> No.11054481

>>11054465
It has to do with the amount of calories you use on a daily basis. If you eat a lot and exercise little, you'll burn little calories, then you'll not only get fat but you'll keep that fat longer. If you eat a lot and exercise a lot, then you'll burn a lot more calories even if you stop exercising for a day. It's all about your metabolism.

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>>11054465
whoa i never thought of it like that

>> No.11054487

>>11054474
I meant base metabolic rate fuck

>> No.11054490

>>11054456

Yes, at 14 BMI you definitely want to gain weight.

You can find calorie counters on google. I calculated mine and it got the right amount.
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

>> No.11054497

>>11054481

If you exercise a lot but don't gain much muscle your BMR won't change much. It's only when your body composition changes that you will see changes.

>> No.11054498

>>11054479
an autistic aspie fuck who made it brah (natty)

>> No.11054502

I only ate one package of ramen today, and an apple. I wonder how much that is in calories. I'm not hungry but I feel like I should eat more.

>> No.11054514

>>11054502

Yes, you should eat more. That's not even 500 calories, go eat some peanut butter.

>> No.11054517

>>11054490
That website says I need 2356 to gain 1 lb per week, is that a lot?

>> No.11054522

>>11054517
thats nothing, i need 4000 to gain 1lb per week.

out of curiosity whats your height / weight? also seriously, go check out /fit/ if you're really interested.

>> No.11054524

>>11054517
Specifically, it's your maintenance level plus 500 extra calories daily. Just eat a bit extra each day and you'll gain about a pound a week.

>> No.11054526

>>11054514
Today I ate a bowl of cereal with milk and a glass of orange juice for breakfast and the same for lunch and a chicken pie with chips and beans with a glass of diet coca-cola for dinner. How many calories is that?

>> No.11054529

>>11054522
6' 110lbs

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>>11054529
WHAT

JESUS FUCK EAT

JESUS

FUCK

>> No.11054535

>>11054517

That sounds correct. If you have a poor appetite don't shy away from fatty foods. Cuts of meat with fat, nuts/nut butters, whole milk, etc.

>> No.11054560

>>11054533
I only eat when I get hungry because otherwise I get bloated and feel like I'm going to throw up so it's difficult for me to eat a lot.

>> No.11054559

I need to lose weight in 3 months! Here I go, /jp/!

>> No.11054569

>>11054559
What a normie.

>> No.11054590

>>11054560

Well it's time to make an effort. Your weight is low enough that it is hazardous to your health.

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i did do my reps today. arm day is always fun

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>> No.11062431

>>11054533
Are you fat?

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