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11051749 No.11051749[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Alright otaku fags,

/a/ is being a antisocial dickheadwho doesn't want to develope their own waifu app; so would any of you fine otaku fellows be interested in having your name written in history books for the decline of birth rates throughout the developed world?

>> No.11051751

wow

>> No.11051755
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this is beyond sad and pathetic

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>>11051751
What is it?

>> No.11051757

the proper term is of 'asocial'
also please be fuck off and die
you are of lower than insect
I spit on your existense
死ねえええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> No.11051760

okay OP, where's the source code?

>> No.11051763

Apps like these already exist, OP.

>> No.11051770
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I'm not kissing my smartphone screen it's covered in sweat and other excretion

>> No.11051773

>>11051763
Really? There's an app that lets you kiss your waifu in stimulating vibration?

>> No.11051774

I can code for you, as long as you pay me. I refuse to work with phone shit though.

>> No.11051778

I worked on an app like this for my company but it was flat out rejected by Apple when we tried to submit it to their store. Make sure to make it for Android if you actually decide to make one.

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>>11051770
Get a screen cover! Jesus... Or clean your screen.

>> No.11051783

>>11051774
Not even ios or android shit?

>> No.11051785

>>11051774

For starters, face/object recognition is total bullshit. Ditch that. The kissing thing is creepy too. Voice recognition is a pain, make the conversations text-based.

>> No.11051784

Why the hell do you want to make a waifu application?

Alos, there are already a bunch of them :
- Love Plus
- Some of the Illusion games
- Some advanced VNs
etc.

>> No.11051789

When will that korean guy release that facial tracking shit that uses an ordinary webcam, so we can just play pretend with qt avatars

>> No.11051795

>>11051785
Not total bullshit, there's open source options dude

>> No.11051798

Your ideas suck OP. Too costly, too difficult.

>> No.11051801

>>11051798
don't forget too creepy and stupid and gay

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>>11051801
You haven't seen creepy until you've visited their dev blog...

>> No.11051809

>>11051801

Well, we're dealing with retards who want to take their "epix nerdiness" onto mobile devices, "creepy, stupid and gay" are implied.

>> No.11051816

>>11051801
>>11051809
Stop being so edgy.

If the guy want to experience some fake experience with his waifu, let him do that. You're both acting like total normals and moralfags assholes.

>> No.11051817

>>11051812

Link?

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>>11051812
h*ly sh*t...

>> No.11051828

>>11051817
Projectwaifu.org

Prepare yourself.

>> No.11051829

>>11051816

No, I just don't want to deal with 15 year olds who don't know shit about software development.

Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.11051832

/a/ really is the bottom of the barrel isn't it

>> No.11051838

>>11051828

10/10 will visit periodically to laugh at them.

>> No.11051842

>>11051832
Considering /a/ came up with more than half of these ideas...

>> No.11051847

>>11051829
My bad, for a moment I thought I was talking to a /jp/ user, which you obviously aren't.

>>11051832
I don't particulary like /a/, but I had a quick look at >>11051828 and the project is actually kind of interesting.
The problem being that the guy has got lots of unrealistic expectations, or don't realize how much people and time he might need for such a big project.

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>> No.11051851

>>11051847
>My bad, for a moment I thought I was talking to a /jp/ user, which you obviously aren't.
How do you people even come up with this shit?

>> No.11051854

>>11051847

>My bad, for a moment I thought I was talking to a /jp/ user, which you obviously aren't.

I bet that's exactly why I'm using /jp/ right now. Your logic is flawless.

>> No.11051856

>>11051854
>I just don't want to deal with 15 year olds
>Suck my cock, dude.
Yes, definitely a true and classy /jp/ user.

>> No.11051860

>>11051856
>Yes, definitely a true and classy /jp/ user.
Were you being ironic here? Because your assessment is completely and unironically on the ball.

>> No.11051863

>>11051856

School is out, but that doesn't mean you have to hole up in your room and shitpost on /jp/. Go do your summer homework if you don't want to go out.

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>>11051863
>>11051860
>>11051856
>>11051854

The true culture of /jp/

>> No.11051871

so much green in this thread
it is nauseating
go back to home board >>>/a/
thank you please return
thank

>> No.11051877

If this idea started in /a/, why don't you get people from there to do it?
Did you consider that they were just thinking of a 'dream program' thing and had no interest in making it themselves?

>> No.11051878

>>11051871

>Implying I didn't use the quote function correctly
>Implying you are not shitposting

>> No.11051885

Cool ideas OP, but as you probably noticed /jp/ doesn't have ambitious people ready to commit to such a huge project.

>> No.11051890

>>11051878
the correction to quote is ""
notthe "<"
learn the languages

>> No.11051891 [DELETED] 

>>11051885
If the pitch were better there might actually be some interest, but as is you can be pretty sure that nobody has any idea where they're going with this.

>> No.11051897

>>11051890
But this is an imageboard. In imageboards > is a quote.

>> No.11051900

>>11051885
If the pitch were better there might actually be some interest, but it seems fairly apparent that nobody affiliated with this project has any idea what they're doing.

>> No.11051902

>>11051878
But who are you greextexting?

>> No.11051942

Why would I want to work on a project I can't even use. Make it something that isn't smartphone based.

>> No.11051965

>>11051749
eat shit, dracula, anybody on here with a brain isn't going to work as your "personal army." And even if we were, we'd work to make a better touhou clone or a fighting game with vocaloid and idolmaster cinderella girls both in it or something, not do your /b/tarded wifeuu shit. Like, fuck you.

>> No.11052117

The last time /a/ had a project, we got Katawa Shoujo.

No thanks.

>> No.11052138

There are already countless "waifu" projects. No one wants a baka gaijin developed one.

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