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Does it bother you that you'll never be a teenager ever again?

No going to your friend's house after school, doing homework together, drinking soda, talking about boys, trying on clothes.

No going to the library and playing D&D with your bros, before going home together and watching terrible shounen anime.

No cute teenage romances, where you kiss nervously and talk about whether you're ready for a sexual relationship.

It simply can't happen. You're too old. Nothing will change this.

>> No.11034352

Not really.

>> No.11034349
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11034349

I never did any of those.
So, no.

>> No.11034360

>>11034355
Then what's the point in being a teenager again? Fucktard.

>> No.11034353

>>11034349
this

>> No.11034355

>>11034349
>I never did any of those.
that's the point

>> No.11034364

>>11034349
And now you'll never get to experience them. You can be rich, famous, and powerful, it can never happen. You'll just never know those simple pleasures.

>> No.11034365

i find your setting rather confusing

>> No.11034368

>>11034364
I don't really mind though.

>> No.11034371

>>11034360
to get a chance to do them

if >>11034349 meant something different, they should have said "I have never wanted to do any of those" instead

>> No.11034377

>No cute teenage romances, where you kiss nervously and talk about whether you're ready for a sexual relationship.

I'm doing this right now even though I'm not a teenager. It's probably better too since we are both more mature and there isn't any school to get in the way.

>> No.11034378

>>11034371
>to get a chance to do them
Oh, you're one of *those* people.

>> No.11034380

>>11034378
I don't understand what you're trying to say

>> No.11034386

>>11034380
Don't worry, it's not your fault you're retarded.

>> No.11034388

Are you seriously implying that I had a happy teenager life with lots of friends? You can't be that stupid.

>> No.11034389

>>11034386
why are you so hostile?

>> No.11034391

I want to go to an after school club. My school never had them.

University clubs just aren't the same.

>> No.11034397

>>11034389
Because I can be.
Suck it up.

>> No.11034412

being a teenager sucked.

>> No.11034415

Can I fuck a 13-year-old girl?

Everyone else was fucking 13-year-old girls, I just assumed I would one day. Then before I knew it, I was 25.

It's not fair. I should be allowed to fuck a 13-year-old girl just like everyone else did. It's not like I've changed all that much, if anything I'd be a better boyfriend than some 14-year-old kid just messing around.

What are you doing, laws. What is the point of not letting me?

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>>11034397

>> No.11034434

>>11034397
ok, by the way >>11034429 isn't me

>> No.11034446

>>11034415
It's discrimination against age, I hate it so much.

>> No.11034469

>>11034346
Those proportions are horrible.

>> No.11034496

>>11034446
Why is it okay for a boy to be a girl but it's not okay for me to be a teenager?

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11034500

>No going to your friend's house after school, doing homework together, drinking soda, talking about boys, trying on clothes.
>talking about boys

u wot m8?

>> No.11034511

>No going to the library
Pretty common for adults to do this.

>playing D&D with your bros
Most D&D players aren't teenagers, they are people who played it when it first came out in the '70s.

>before going home together and watching terrible shounen anime
Also pretty common among adults to watch terrible action shows.

>> No.11034519

>>11034500
Didn't you talk about cute boys with your friends when you were a teenager?

>> No.11034525

>>11034519
No, teenagers are the most self-conscious about appearing homosexual.

>> No.11034534

>>11034525
I kissed my best friend for a dare, it was pretty cool.

>> No.11034532

>>11034525
You missed out. Maybe we could arrange a /jp/ slumber party and you would get to experience it!

>> No.11034543

What a terrible drawing.

>> No.11034545

>>11034534
With your tongue?

>> No.11034590

>>11034545
Nah just on the lips.

>> No.11034593

>>11034590
faggot

>> No.11034592

W-well, we could always do a /jp/ meetup!

>> No.11034599

>>11034415
As a matter of fact, though, 13-year-olds aren't allowed by law to fuck anything. What you did miss was the chance of reporting them all to the authorities.

Why weren't you a better citizen?

>> No.11034625

>>11034592
I want to swap cute clothes with /jp/sies!

We could take turns and do our best to dress each other up as cute as possible.

>> No.11034648

Nothing stop me to do that at my current age. What bothers me is that i didn't do that as a teenager, but at the same time, if i did, probably i would have fucked some random bitch, and wouldn't be in /jp/, so i don't regret my pure maiden route.

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